Hi there! The reason I'm putting the whole description in here is because I don't think I'll have enough room to put it on the outside thing.
Alright, then... where to start?
Basically, this fic is half "Warner siblings origin story" and half not. The way this is set up is that the Warners are going BACK to live with their family, who they haven't seen in years. They're going to interact with their family while their past is slowly revealed to Wakko and Dot, but mostly Dot since Wakko remembers a little bit about this place.
They're going back to ToonTown, where they were born, to live with their insanely rich family. Turns out, their family aren't bad people. But Yakko REALLY doesn't like them and REALLY doesn't want to stay with them. He reunites with his old cousin who could pass for his twin sister.
The Warners go to school, blah blah blah, all that stuff. It's going to unravel the more I write.
That's basically it. I wrote this just for shits and giggles, so if you're interested, then ok. It's mostly going to be a bunch of one-shots about the Warners living in ToonTown with their family.
This first chapter is them being told to go back to ToonTown, and how it worked from the Human World's end. The next will be them meeting their family.
Plotz stared at the man before him in shock. Surely, he didn't hear what he thought he just heard?!
He turned to the other occupants in the room for confirmation. Otto, Hello Nurse, Wakko, and Dot all looked just as shocked as he felt (and probably also looked.) Only Yakko seemed familiar with this information, and even then, he didn't look particularly pleased.
Said Warner leaned forward, towards their guest, slightly angry look on his face.
"So, lemme get this straight," he said. "Mom and dad hired you, five years ago, to track us down?"
The large inspector who had delivered the world-shattering news just nodded.
"Correct," he said. Yakko shook his head.
"And they decided to pay you how much?"
"That is classified information," said the inspector. Yakko whistled.
"Must be a lot, then," he said. He shook his head. "How much do I have to pay you to make sure we DON'T go to ToonTown?"
"I'm afraid you can't buy your way out of this," said the inspector. "They want you back, and it is my job to deliver you to them safely."
Yakko chuckled uninterestedly.
"And it is MY JOB to care for the wellbeing of my siblings," he said. He gestured to Wakko and Dot at this, who were still comatose from shock. "I'm afraid I won't be able to do that if we're in the same household as someone who's prone to throwing chairs at people."
"Is that a joke?" the inspector asked, unamused. He raised an eyebrow in challenge. Yakko mimicked the expression, a smirk on his face.
"I'm not usually serious," he admitted. "But I'm willing to make an exception."
The two seemed to get into an intense staring contest. Plotz looked back and forth between the two, the information finally starting to sink in. Once it did, he shot up in his chair like a bullet.
"Hold on! You have PARENTS?!" he exclaimed. His sudden outburst seemed to snap everyone out of their shock. Yakko just rolled his eyes.
"Jeez, where have you been?!" he asked. "Get with the program!"
Otto shook his head.
"I do not get it," he said. "If you kidses have parents, vhy haven't you ever told anyvone?"
"Including us!" Dot interjected. Yakko actually looked a little guilty about that.
"Well, I never thought we would end up going BACK to them, so I didn't see the point," he admitted. Dot glared at him.
"Don't you think we at least deserve to know our parents?!" she exclaimed. Yakko looked down for a little bit before sighing.
"You're right, Dot… it was wrong of me to rob you of that," he said. Wakko stuck his hand in the air.
"How are they still alive?" he asked. "I mean, it's been 60 years!"
"It's only been 5 for them," Yakko explained. "Time goes slower there than it does here."
"So they've been looking for us since we left?" Wakko asked. His eyes scrunched together in thought. "I would have thought they'd give up after two years."
"Yeah, well, we both underestimated their determination," Yakko grumbled. He turned back to the inspector. "You'll have to drag me there against my will, because there's NO WAY you can convince me to go back."
Dot pouted. Her eyes filled with tears, and she let out a miserable whimper.
"But Yakko!" she complained. "I've always wanted to meet my mommy!"
Yakko stared at her for five seconds before groaning, putting his head in his hands, and mumbling under his breath. Plotz could swear he heard Yakko curse, but he wasn't entirely sure.
"Fine. Fine, we can go," he groaned. Dot cheered. "But only because you deserve to know her…"