(It's summertime in Royal Woods, Michigan. It would usually mean lots of fun in the sun for people.)

(Whether it be outdoor barbecues, going to the beach, or lounging by the pool, summer was a grand time for vacationing.)

(However, one certain blonde teenager didn't have anything like that planned for the day. )

(Instead, she's been in the Loud House, flipping through TV channels while sweating a bucket's worth on the couch.)

Lori: "UGH! Why's it SO hot?! There's gotta be SOMETHING good here!"

(No sooner does she say this, she gets to a commercial for a contest with an intriguing offer. )

TV Announcer: "Hey, there! Are you at home feeling hot and need a cool place to stay?"

Lori: "Yes!"

TV Announcer: "Then call the number onscreen to be the lucky winner of a luscious snow cabin! Grab your loved one to come along, too, because this deal comes with vouchers for two!"

"When there's the hottest hot spots everywhere, come to the mountains and beat the heat! What are you waiting for? Call now!"

Lori: "I need everybody's phones!"

(After gathering every available phone in the house, Lori dials the number into each one.)

(However, each time, the other line says to try again. One of the last few phones she had rings, and she frantically picks it up.)

Lori: "Hello?"

Radio Voice: "CONGRATULATIONS! You and a guest have earned a snow cabin in the mountains!"

Lori: "YES! OMG! I did it!" (pauses) "But, who am I gonna take?"

(It cuts to Lincoln in his room, suffering from the heat too. Lori barges in her brother's room.)

Lori: "Lincoln! There you are. Guess what I got?"

Lincoln: "Something that'll cancel out this heat?"

Lori: "Close. I won a free trip to a snow cabin, and I got to bring along one other person? What do you say, Lincoln? You wanna come with me?"

Lincoln: "Of course I do! That's awesome! Thanks, Lori!"

(After the two pack their things, they get into Vanzilla and drive off.)

Lincoln: "So, Lori, how far is the cabin?"

Lori: "It'll be at least an hour away. But, don't worry, we'll have a great time together."

(After an hour long drive, they've finally arrived at the cabin.)

Lincoln: "Yeah! We're here!"

(The two unload their stuff out of the van. When they enter the cabin, the two gasp in surprise.)

Lori: "No way!"

(The two of them find two beds, TV's in both the living room and their bedroom, a huge bathroom, a sauna, an outdoor bath, and a fully functional hot cocoa dispenser.)

Lori: "Holy shit! This is great!"

Lincoln: "Hell yeah!" (touches Lori's butt) "So… what's first?"

Lori: "Let's just rest a bit, for now." (lightly swats away Lincoln's hand)

(Lori and Lincoln unpack their stuff and set them in the bedroom. Afterwards, the two watch TV in the living room and drink some cocoa. Then, Lori notices Lincoln shivering.)

Lori: "You feeling cold, Lincy?"

Lincoln: "Yeah, it's just that this place is surrounded by snow. It's getting cold here, too."

Lori: "I know! Maybe you should take a hot shower to warm yourself up."

Lincoln: "Yeah… Great idea, Lori."

(Lincoln goes into the bathroom and takes off his clothes before turning on the shower's faucet. The water may have been hot, but it was worth it for Lincoln to get warmer.)

Lincoln: "Ah... Nothing like a hot shower on a snowy vacation."

(As Lincoln's showering, someone puts their shorts, tank top, and underwear in a basket. Lincoln continues to bathe, until he feels someone's body on his back. He turns around to see a smugly grinning, naked Lori.)

Lincoln: "Couldn't resist waiting on the shower, huh, Lori?"

Lori: (seductively) "Yep. And since you and I are the only ones here, we're gonna have some fun."

(Lincoln was happy that Lori's nude body's pressed up against his.)

Lincoln: "You wanna wash me off?"

Lori: "Sure… If you can do me, too."

(The two share a kiss with each other, holding one another's shoulders. Lincoln is washing all over Lori's body with a soapy towel. Lori moans in pleasure, while Lincoln's scrubbing his sister's massive tits.)

Lori: "Oh, that feels so good, baby."

(Lori grabs Lincoln's penis and rubs it very fast. Lincoln moans, as Lori's also fondling his balls.)

Lincoln: "Don't stop. Just don't stop," (lets tongue out)

Lori: "Why would I?"

(Lori kisses the tip of Lincoln's cock. She then licks around it, gaining more moans from her brother.)

(Lincoln then takes hold of Lori's breasts and rubs them. He could feel their warm milk from within.)

Lori: "You like my big, bouncy tits under this hot water?"

Lincoln: "You bet!"

(Lincoln fingers Lori's pussy, while she strokes his cock.)

Lincoln: "Lori, I'm about to cum!"

(Lori rubs Lincoln's dick with two hands.)

Lori: "Me too!" (closes legs in on Lincoln's hand)

(Lincoln and Lori ejaculate, as their fluids are washed away by the shower's water. The two are sitting on the shower floor, catching their breath from their cumming.)

Lori: "Ready to take it up a notch, lil' bro?"

Lincoln: "Actually, I was thinking of having a snowball fight."