The Birth

(PS: I finally figured out how to get this from Wattpad to here; you, along with anyone who would care to bother to comment on the Wattpad version of this, will be the ones to "call out my BS"

(And this will be edited)

"Ahhhhhh!" Natsu cried. The baby is coming!
Currently, some new members of Fairy Tail are sitting just outside the Alvarez Palace infirmary. The Spriggan 12 were ordered to stay away today. The walls were enchanted to be muffled to low, bawling noises. Natsu is screaming from being in labor, his brother/husband (as of a few months ago) having volunteered to make the delivery.
His death aura mimicked his curse; Zeref is able to control it, with the help of the constant companionship of his brother.
(Btw, Acnologia is still dead. The Final Battle resolved with a team-up against him, and the Book of END still exists(plus it stands as blackmail material/funsies. I just made time act normal for everyone else, unlike in my "real version". I just might combine these two mediums in my head) "Just a bit more. Push!" Natsu does so, and the head pops out. "Push! You can do it, Natsu!"
"I KNOW THAT, SHITHEAD!" The belly now.
"It's almost out, Natsu!" You could hear the five girls muffling crying, one leaning into her boyfriend.
"We're at the feet!"
"I'M PUSHING!" Pop!
Zeref hands the baby over to his husband, said mother(who will always be teased for it, against his will) clocked out with eyes swirling. He didn't bother to check the gender. "Natsu..." he whispered. "Wake up, wifey-poo~"
Splat! Lip lock. Zeref pulled away after a few seconds of staring. "As much as I want to, Natsu, you, as the mother, must hold the honor of seeing its eyes." he whispered, cooing. No one else could hear at this volume. He held it in front of him. Natsu blinked twice, registering the situation. He peered at the butt, not finding a penis(One particular fanfic, I recall, said that in reincarnation, a d*** had to be given to avoid being reborn a girl).
"She's a girl." The mom whispered confusedly. Another blink, and he smiled that Dragneel smile. So Zeref thrust her into the other's arms, who caught it perfectly. "Her name is Zashura!"
Zeref sweat-dropped.
"Oi! It's either that or yours! We agreed!"
Zeref groaned, a cloud puff leaving. "Zashura, it is!" He busted a soft, identical grin. Zanine didn't fit Zeref, Natsu aquiesced. The door is heavily locked with anti-magic runes, so no one could power their way through.
Zeref pulled out the birthing papers outta seemingly nowhere, sitting on the bed side-by-side.
(Zeref's neat, elegant handwriting)

Place of Birth: Palace of Alvarez
Birthdate: 7 November X5018(I'll fix it later. Deep Calculations required)

Mother: Natsu Dragneel("Hey!")
Father: Zeref Dragneel
Sex: Girl
Name: Zashura Natsu Dragneel