[Opening]

A tall woman with red skin and black hair stands on, what looks like a warp pad. She's wearing a red and black body suit and visors. Behind her is the night sky with shining stars.

Next to her right side are red stones with fire on them, which means these stones must be flamingly hot. And on the woman's left side are blue stones with a waterfall behind them.

"We are the Crystal Gems," The woman says as she removes one of her gloves, revealing a red gemstone on her palm, "Garnet," Behind her two shooting stars are... falling through the night sky.

A short, plump woman, with long pale lavender hair and bright lilac skin, lies on top of a tiger and a lion. She pulls her shirt down a bit, revealing her purple gemstone on her chest, "Amethyst."

A tall, thin woman with peach, pink hair and ivory skin spins in water before revealing her white gemstone on her forehead, "Pearl."

A girl with shoulder-length black hair, green eyes and slightly pale skin stretches out her hand as if she is helping someone to stand up, revealing a green gemstone, "and Alex!"

A short, plump boy, with black curly hair and slightly tan skin, takes off his shirt to reveal his pink gem on his belly button.

"And Steven!" The boy cheers.

"Put your shirt back on, Stev!" Alex says with a blank expression.

STEVEN UNIVERSE AND ALEXANDRA CRYSTAL GEM (Universe)

Steven Universe and the Canon Characters were created by Rebecca Suga

Fanfiction, Alex and other OCs were created by Author-chan (Alias: Clod, grammatic incorrect person and a fabulous trash)

[End of the Opening]

Steven leans over the couch as he eats potato chips. He's staring at the Warp Pad, which is surrounded by colourful stones.

Alex is scrolling through her phone *cough* probably in search for a new Anime to watch *cough*, now and then she glances at the Warp Pad before looking back at her phone.

These two are obviously waiting for someone.

Suddenly the ward pad shines with a bright light, and three Gems appear out of it, taking on different poses.

These three Gems are Pearl, Garnet and Amethyst.

"You're back!" Steven exclaims happily.

"Took you long enough!" Alex says, grinning as she puts away her phone, almost immediately.

"Hey Steven, Alex, look at this!" Amethyst pulls out a small cackling Electric Skull.

"Woah, what are you, crazy?" Pearl knocks the skull out of Amethyst's hand and steps on it, destroying the skull.

Steven threw his chip bag behind him, "What the heck was that?"

"Something dangerous.. .and cool," Alex says, shrugging.

"An Electric Skull, our Crystal Palace was swarming with them," Pearl explains, sitting down on the couch and wipes chips crumbs off the couch.

Amethyst sits down on the couch next to her and Garnet looks out of the window.

Alex looks at her for a minute with a curious expression on her face before turning her attention at Amethyst.

Amethyst opens her fanny-pack and takes something out of it.

"They were after this," She says and shows a small circular hourglass, floating in her hand.

Steven seems to be entranced by it, "Can I see it?"

"You're looking at it right now, Stev...," Alex looks at him with a raised eyebrow.

"Yeah, sure," Amethyst says as the hourglass stops glowing and floating.

"No! It's extremely powerful, we shouldn't have even brought it home," Pearl exclaims.

"Garnet, tell Pearl to let me see the thing-" Steven says, but Garnet puts her finger on his lips.

"Shh...Steven, it's probably best if we don't touch it. We don't know if it could take us to the past or the future or an alternate dimension," She says with a small smile.

"Well, now this thing sounds even more interesting," Alex says, glancing at the Skull more interested.

She grins sheepishly at Garnet, who messes up her hair.

"Aw, man. I wanna come next time," Steven reaches over and grabs his ukulele, sitting down between Amethyst and Pearl.

"I even wrote us a song. Alex and I are going to sing this on our adventures., Steven says.

"We are?" Alex says, confused as she looks at him.

"It's like..." he strums the ukulele. "If you're..."

"Pease don't..." Alex sighs as Steven starts singing ignoring her.

Steven: If you're evil and you're on the rise, you can count on the five of us taking you down, cause we're good and evil never beats us, we'll win the fight and then go out for pizzas.

Alex: We... are the crystal gems, we'll always save the day.

Garnet starts to clap as she smiles at Alex, Amethyst and Pearl joining her.

Alex blushes slightly.

Alex:And if you think we can't

Both: We'll...always find a way

Steven: That's why the people of..this..world

Alex:Believe in... Garnet, Amethyst and Pearl-

Steven: And Alex and Steven!

The Gems applause to them.

Alex tries to hide her blush and looks away.

Amethyst chuckles, "What's with the part about pizzas?"

Steven shrugs, "That's just the best scenario,"

"You wanna sing that during battles?" Pearl asks.

"Yeah."

"No," Alex mutters, still blushing.

"Why?" Pearl asks again.

"Because I'll look really cool!" Steven answers.

Pearl chuckles, "You'll look... like a clown."

Pearl and Amethyst laugh at him.

Alex glances at Steven with a small grin.

"Hey! Don't make fun of Steven," Garnet scolds them as Steven crosses his arms.

"Look, Steven, you're still too young to come with us." Pearl tells him as he sits down, "You and Alex don't even have powers in your gems."

Steven lifts up his shirt to look at his Gem while Alex looks at her own gem with a little frown.

"But we wanna help!" Steven says and Alex nods slightly.

Amethyst reaches around inside her fanny pack, "Why don't you two grab us some doughnuts?" she gives him a wad of money and hints at it.

Alex notices it but doesn't say anything.

"Ok! Come on, Alex," Steven says.

"Fine," Alex says as she follows him with her hands in her pockets.

They both walk out of the house and skip down the stairs.

Steven looks at his hand and finds the hourglasses floating and glowing as it did before.

He gasps, "The thing!", and grabs it.

"Maybe we should give it back? Just in case?" Alex asks him as she looks back at their house.

But Steven already runs off towards the Big Donut.

"...Or maybe we don't," Alex shrugs and follows him.

Steven bursts the door open; Alex only shakes her head as they both walk in.

Lars and Sadie talk to each other until they notice Steven and Alex.

"Well, if it isn't Steven and Alex, of the "Crystal Femmes," Lars smirks.

Steven sighs heavily as walks inside the Big Donut less excited than before.

"Well, if it isn't Lars the jerk. How about you shut up?" Alex says as she lays the money lazily on the counter. "Just give us three doughnuts and we're gone,"

"You want me to connect them with a hot dog?" Lars asks.

Steven gasps, looking at the "Dog-Nut" ad, "Oh, no, they're not for us. It's for Garnet, Amethyst and Pearl."

Alex looks slightly disgusted at the ad.

Sadie takes the money while Lars gets the doughnuts, "What are they anyway? Witches or Ghosts or something?"

"They're Crystal Gems and they save the world, like all the time. And me and Alex are Crystal gems too," Steven tells him.

Lars walks over to Alex and Steven, dropping the bag on the counter, "Aren't they all like, hot girls? You're not exactly a hot girl, Steven."

"Well, IF my brother would be a hot girl he wouldn't be talking to you," Alex says with a smirk as Steven grabs the bag of donuts and they both walk off.

"Good one, Alex!" Sadie says laughing.

Alex turns around with finger guns. She has a small smirk with her left eyes closed as she walks backwards out of the Big Donut.

"Not exactly a hot girl. Well, if I was, I wouldn't be talking to you." Steven gasps, facepalming himself. "Aw, I should have said that instead of you. That's really funny!"

"Well, I am better at Comebacks than you," Alex says as she stops walking backwards,next to him.

"-not exactly a hot girl, Steven."

Alex looks around slightly confused as they appeared back at the Big Donut.

Steven looks around confused before saying, "Well, if I was, I wouldn't be talking to you!" he triumphantly laughs.

Alex smirks next to him, although she glances with a knowing glance at Steven.

Sadie laughs as well, "Steven, good one." she high-fives him.

"You're a joke! You know that right? You're a big joke!" Lars says frustrated.

"A lot of people like jokes... what about you Lars? How many people like you?" Alex asks as she grabs the bag of donuts.

"Come on, Steven, let's go before this loser starts to cry... I bet his tears aren't even half as salty as his personality." She says as she walks after her brother.

Steven takes out, the hourglass, "The thing, did it let me do that comeback to Lars?"

"You mean it let you steal mine come back," Alex says, shaking her head with a small smirk.

"Ugh, what's his problem anyway? Calling me a joke. Must be tougher for you Lars, at least people like jokes. Ah, that's what I should've" Steven gasps happily when the hourglass takes them back into the Big Donut.

"You're a Joke! You know that right? You're a big joke!"

"It must be tougher for you Lars, at least people like Jokes!" Steven laughs as he grabs the bag of donuts and runs out, now having three bags of donuts in his hand.

Alex looks with a concerned look on her face.

Sadie laughs, "Oh Steven, you're on fire!"

"Did you taught him that, Alex?" She asks her.

Alex smirks. "Nah, it's not that hard to roast Lars. Right, Lars? You need a tissue or something to wipe off your tears?" Alex asks mockingly.

"I'm not crying, idiot." Lars snaps at her.

"Oh, so that's just your salty personality, shining through your eyes then," Alex says amusingly as she waves at Sadie before she follows Steven.

"Steven, listen...I don't think it's a good idea to use this ... hourglass ... thing." Alex says worried, but Steven ignores her and bursts through the door, running over to Garnet, Amethyst and Pearl.

"Of course, why listening to what I say?" She exclaims annoyed.

"I was at the Big Donut, and Lars was giving me trouble, and he was like "You're a Joke!" and then, the thing..." Steven takes out, the hourglass, "took me back in time, and I was like-"

"Wh-why do you have that?" Pearl looks at Amethyst and stands up, "Why did you give him that!?"

"He wanted to see it! I was letting him see it!" Amethyst answers simply.

"We've been protecting that Hourglass for a thousand years. Now that it's activated, it can only be used by you for its chosen purpose. What did you use it for?" Pearl asks Steven.

"Comebacks...?" Steven answers.

Amethyst starts to laugh while Steven blushes slightly.

"Comebacks? You used it, for comebacks?" Pearl adds slightly shocked and frustrated.

"Correction, he used it for stealing my comebacks," Alex adds.

"Look outside," Garnet tells them and they walk towards the window to look outside.

The Electric Skul wanders around at the outside, bringing thunder clouds around the small Town.

"I told ya," Alex mumbles towards Steven. "This doesn't look good,"

The five Crystal Gems runs over to the Big Donut.

"Correction, this looks very bad," Alex says bluntly as she looks at the damage the Skull does.

"We let it right to us. Oh, Steven, it can see the hole you've ripped in the fabric of time," Pearl states.

"Steven! Why are you such a butt face?" Garnet asks him.

"W-w-what?" Steven asks with a hurt expression.

"Aren't you overreacting a bit, Garnet?" Alex asks looking at her.

Garnet walks past her and ruffles her hair.

"Gems! Call your weapons!"

Pearl summons her spear, Amethyst her whip and Garnet her gauntlets while Alex and Steven just stand there.

"Yeah... you just do what you have to do... while we just stand here," Alex says amusingly crossing her arms.

The Electric Skull grabs Pearl and throws her away. Amethyst attempts to save her with her whip, but she was thrown against the Big Donut sign and the sign fall to the ground together with Amethyst.

Garnet punches the Electric Skull, pulling one of its hair tendrils out.

"Is this normal? Are we winning?" Steven asks.

"Yeah, we totally win this. It definitely looks like it. Pearl and Amethyst are just pranking you." Alex says sarcastically.

"Really?" Steven asks her.

"No!" She says as she facepalms herself.

"Alex! Not it's not the time," Garnet says.

Alex shrugs. She looks at Steven and notices that he tears up. "Oui, you okay there, Stev?" She asks him.

"No,... I can't help them. I-I'm... a butt face." he takes out, the hourglass, "Why am I such a butt face? I know you are but what am- No, that's not good enough! I-I can come up with a better line than that with my... butt closed. Oh, that doesn't make any sense!... Uh, Butt face, why Am I-" Garnet gets shocked with lightning.

"Ehm... I think you should hurry up, brother," Alex tells him concerned and annoyed at the same time.

"Uh, butt face, I can't...help it...WHAT'S YOUR EXCUSE?!" the hourglass activates.

"Why are you such a butt face?" Garnet asks.

Steven, had his eyes closed before he opened them, "I can't help it, what's your excuse?"

"Oh, god. I don't like this skull anymore," Alex says she looks clearly annoyed now.

Garnet gasps, "You did it. What happened?"

Steven and Alex look around, "Get back!" he pushes the Gems away as he and Alex get thrown up near the Donut sign.

"Get up here!" Alex calls as the Gems, jump up, the five hiding behind the sign.

"We can't get close to it, but we've got to take out its hair tendrils! Everybody push!" Steven says as they all push the sign except for Alex.

Alex takes a few steps back...

"Alex! What are you doing?" Pearl asks her.

"Helping," She answers as she runs towards the sign and jump-kicks it.

It gives the sign a final push (or a final kick) and it falls on top of the Electric Skull, pinning it down. Lightning blasts it, burning its hair, and the Electric explodes as the thunder clouds disappear.

Steven, lands on the donut with a victory scream.

"Jeez...you could say this was...quite shocking," Alex says with a proud grin while the Gems groan.

"We saved you, we saved you! And you guys! I wish I could've told you this morning, that this "clown" and his sister were going to save your lives." the hourglass activates one final time.

"Great." Alex facepalms annoyed.

Pearl chuckles, "You'll look, like a clown."

Pearl and Amethyst laugh.

"NOOO!" Steven yells, throwing the hourglass on the floor, breaking it into pieces.

"Finally," Alex says as she sits on the couch.

"It's okay, Steven. You're our clown," Amethyst tells him.

"Yes, a very hilarious clown," Pearl agrees.

"Hey! Don't make fun of Steven.," Garnet scolds.

"Yeah! This clown and his sister are gonna save your lives," Steven smiles widely.

"But Steven...this never happened," Alex says as she looks at him. "You're such a butt face."

"Well, I can't help it...what's your excuse?" Steven counters.

"My excuse? I was turned into a butt face and you were born as a butt face." She says smirking.

Was that a foreshadowing? Steven asks author-chan.

Who knows? Author-chan shrugs

Garnet? Alex asks and looks at her.

NO SPOILERS Author-can says before Garnet could say anything.

As you can see I rewrote this Chapter. I'll kinda want to change the Pilot Chapter for a while. I think I changed Alex's personality in the Pilot. I'm also thinking about rewriting the other chapters...while I'm searching for my motivation to finish the current Chapter/Episode.