Chapter
1
Darkness
"Welp… here I am. Again." He said while dropping his head to rest on his chest
"Don't forget about me!" The Other Guy said with a grin
"I can't flaming forget about you, because you're too bloody annoying!"
"Which is why I'm here!" The Other Guy said happily
He sighed while shaking his head, "Yes, I suppose so."
"Sooooooooooooooooooooo… where are we?" The Other Guy said while scratching his head
"We are in NOTHINGNESS! I think."
"It doesn't look like nothingness."
He raised an eyebrow, "Why would you say that?"
"Because there is a speck of light coming towards us slowly."
"Really?" He said with his eyebrow still raised
"Yup, look behind you."
He turns around and both his eyebrows raise, "Hmm… so it seems. Want to go take a look it's a bit closer now."
"Sure!" The Other Guy said while he started singing softly to himself, "we're off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizar-"
"Please stop, before I snap, and most likely kill you."
The Other Guy deflated, "okay…" he said sadly.
They walked in silence but The Other Guy was humming 'The Imperial March'. He nudged The Other Guy and said, "Hey, you wanna Break the fourth wall?"
"Sure, about now seems good now that we are just walking to the light."
"Ahem… Hello Readers! Welcome to… to… eh… excuse me for a moment." He whispered to The Other Guy, "Guy do you know where we are?"
"Nope. Just as clueless as you."
"Well, let's call it THE NOTHINGNESS." He said while waving his hand in an arc "Ahem- "
"Do you have to clear your throat every time you address the Readers?"
"Well… I suppose not."
"Okay then, continue."
"Readers, Welcome to THE NOTHINGNESS, a place where basically nothing exists- "
"Except for us and that light that is continually growing, of course."
"Yes, that too." He said slightly annoyed "Well it seems close enough to take a look at what's in it."
"Well it seems to be a world- wait is… is it changing?!"
"It seems so…"
The light that He and The Other Guy were staring into was changing into these worlds, Middle Earth, Alagaësia, Tatooine, and a darkened cave.
"Which one do you want to jump into?" The Other Guy asked
"Well, lets just jump in the one that will pop up when we jump." He replied
"So, we're just jumping in blindly?"
"Yup!"
"Alright! Lets do dis!" The Other Guy said as they were jumping into the light of one of the worlds.
You can seriously tell that I wasn't as good as I am now. 430 words in all, it wasn't that good. Barely worth of notice on FFN.
Mainly dialogue-centric, there wasn't very many details that went in here. Version 2 of this isn't much better- maybe a few hundred more words.
I'll leave it here and post the second chapter tomorrow. Version 2 will be posted after I'm done posting Version 1.
