It was a beautiful morning in Toon Town. Birds were singing, the sun was shining, business-guys were cussing out each other in the early-morning traffic… Just a usual morning in the downtown section of the Disney-side of the Tooniverse.
…or so it seemed…
Unbeknownst to many, there had been a chaotic fight the night before, which involved killer-robots, time-rifts, time-travel, and much more…
Which will be explained in a moment.
Down the street came a teenage girl with short brown hair, wearing a red shirt and jeans, and looking at her phone which was giving her directions to a certain night-club. "I swear to God, if this thing leads me to another Roxbury, I'm throwing it in front of a semi," she was muttering, as she had been searching for the night-club the whole night.
Coming around the corner, she was relieved to find that the directions were right for once and found herself at the popular night-club, The House of Mouse…
…though that relief quickly vanished when she noticed thousands of dismantled droids, blood-stains, a chalk-outline of Eric Cartman, and smoldering craters all over the sidewalk and street! There were also holes and dents in buildings, bent light-posts, and trash-cans knocked over.
"What the…?" The girl whispered, looking around at the disaster-area.
She looked over, seeing a small crowd of people and toons standing around, looking frantic. "What do you MEAN 'he's' awake?!" one of the people, named Scoobycool9, demanded- shaking another person, ATF.
"Who IS 'he'?" Dragongirl, another person, asked. She seemed to be part-dragon… and had a little Predababy, Sky Flame, cradled in her arms.
"I-I w-w-will r-r-reply a-after y-you s-stop s-shaking m-me!" ATF replied- still being shaken by Scoobycool9.
"This is bad, this is bad, this is bad…!" Sailor Androm3da, another person, was stammering.
"No shit, no shit, no shit!" Moon, a scary-looking young girl, snapped at him… while hitting him upside the head.
"Ow! …Don't start that gag, again!"
"What're we going to DO?" Colin, another person, cried out.
"Well, we can't stand around screaming, for starters!" Kat, a woman with brown hair wearing electronic armor, replied.
"Yeah, we have to think up a plan!" Orion, Kat's husband, agreed.
"The two main Authors of this series ended up sucked in the sky! What are we SUPPOSED to do?!" Prince Tanabi, a humanoid-lion, exclaimed.
"Not panicking would be a good start… oh who am I kidding?! We're screwed!" Strong Bad… a random cameo… shouted, falling on his knees. "Screwed, Strong Bad tells ya! SCREEEWWWWED!"
"…who let Strong Bad on the set?"Donald Duck demanded.
"HEY!" The girl shouted, loud enough for everyone to hear. "Can someone tell me what the hell is going on here?!"
"Gah! Whoa… um, who are you, and what brings you here?" ATF asked- clearly setting up the scene for the girl to introduce herself and why she was looking for the club.
"(Narrator, it's too early for you to be making cynical remarks!)" Dragongirl hissed, breaking the fourth wall (which tends to happen a lot here).
"Um… my name is Tea, and I came here to meet up with my boyfriend," The girl, Tea, answered.
"Darn it, she's spoken for…" Sailor sneered.
"Weren't you dating Sailor Moon?" Colin asked him.
"Yeah, but we broke-up midway through Season 2…"
"Geez, why?! She's one of the hottest anime babes out there-!"
*BONK!*
Moon bashed their heads together. "Idiots…" she scoffed.
"So… mind telling me what happened here?" Tea asked, looking around at the dismantled scene. "It looks like a tornado hit this place!"
"Well, that's pretty much the case," Scoobycool9 answered. "…Only instead of a tornado, it was a horde of robots, an open time-rift, a giant portal, and an epic fight-scene."
Tea arched an eyebrow.
"It's a long story…" Kat sighed.
"Which we'd better explain, fast- I think half the readers are clicking out!" Orion said, pointing at the screen.
…where a few people were clicking to go look up kitty videos on Youtube…
"COME BACK HERE!" Dragongirl snapped, yanking the story's screen back into view.
"Allow US to explain everything," Sailor said… as he and Colin dragged over a tiny make-shift theater-stage.
"Oh, for crying out loud…" Daisy Duck sighed, face-palming.
"Oh, goody! A puppet-show!" Goofy exclaimed, taking a box of popcorn out of his hat.
Sure enough, Sailor and Colin went behind the cardboard stage… and held up a paper sign, with the words, "The Security Authors 2 Season- In A Nutshell" painted on it.
"Our story begins at the House of Mouse, where the Authors- WG, Fanatic, Tracker, and FF2- arrived at the grand reopening of the club!" Colin announced… while he and Sailor held up sock-puppets of the Authors mentioned above.
"I'm going to try to reel in new readers by jumping off a building! Wheeeeeee!" Sailor said, trying to impersonate WG… and having her sock-puppet hit the ground.
"And I doubt my evil robot double will unfreeze and cause mayhem, while another villain tries to do the same thing!" Colin said, impersonating Fanatic.
"And then the rest of the Authors showed up for a training sequence!" Sailor narrated… while somehow several more sock-puppets, made to look like the rest of the Authors, popped up.
"~Let's get down to business… To rip-off… This song~" The two Authors sang, in the key of "Be A Man" from Mulan.
"Then the evil, yet comical, villain known as the Phantom Blot showed up, with a bunch of cronies!" Colin narrated, while holding up a black sock with google-eyes glued to it. "I'm going to gather the most underrated villains I know to help me with my plans, only for them to ditch me after I abandon them every time my plans go wrong!"
"And the evil robot, Hater, remained frozen!" Sailor added, while holding up a sock-puppet of Hater with an ice-cube taped to it. "~Here I am, and here I'll say- until some sub-villain breaks in and sets me free thus I resume my reign of terror but not as scary as in Season 1- Let the storm rage ooonnn… The cold never bothered- OW!"
"(I said hold off the "Frozen" song, dummy!)" Colin hissed, having whacked the Hater sock-puppet with a stick. He then turned back to the audience. "*ahem* Anyway… Throughout the season, the Phantom Blot was on the hunt for 5-"
"(Three sir)"
"Three reels, which were needed to open up the legendary Disney Vault… as Walt Disney had left Mickey Mouse a sketchbook with a clue on where to find the reels!"
"I'm going to try to keep this sketchbook out of the wrong hands… why I don't just follow the clues and uncover the secret ahead of time is beyond me!" Sailor stated, holding up a Mickey-Mouse sock-puppet.
"Hey…" Mickey Mouse sneered, offended.
"During so, they found Mickey's long-lost rabbit brother, Oswald the Lucky Rabbit!"
"Hey, lookit me! I'm finally back in the spotlight!" Colin said, impersonating Oswald via a sock-puppet of him.
"And then there were a lot of filler-episodes… mostly the only ones anyone remembers is the Robin Williams tribute,"
"Rest in Peace, Rob!" Colin sniffled, holding up a little grave on a stick.
"…As well as the Halloween episodes- though the one anyone really reads is the one where WG thinks she's a princess," Sailor then held up the WG sock-puppet, wearing a little dress. "Look at me, I'm all whimsical and girly for once! Wheeeee!"
"And ATF getting drunk off his arse," Colin held up the ATF sock-puppet. "Look at me, I'm shouting references to all the Disney characters who got drunk and it's all anyone will remember me for!"
"HEY! …My voice is NOT that high!" ATF snapped.
"Our heroes managed to find 2 of the reels… but in order to find the third reel, they had to go back in time- which the villains did via kidnapping FF2, who's a Time Lord!" Sailor exclaimed.
"woo-wee-wooooo-ooo…" Colin hummed the 'Doctor Who' theme, while waving around a picture of the TARDIS.
"However this caused a rift to open where a universe where EVERYONE is a Time Lord came through- which was great timing as Hater and a band of his droids came to attack!" Sailor said, holding up several sock-puppets of robots, while Colin held up the Authors sock-puppets. "Yah, die pathetic humans! Resistances is futile! Blast! Pow! Zap! Violence!"
"Kiss our butts, Terminator-wannabes! Blam! Kaboom! More epic violence!"
The two of them threw the sock-puppets at each other… continuing it for nearly 2 minutes.
"Um, what happened next?" Tea asked.
"Hold on, it was a long battle," Sailor replied, as he and Colin continued to throw sock-puppets at each other.
"Just skip to the end!" Moon snapped.
"Er, well, anyway… it turns out ATF- who had been sent to the past by Weeping Angels- was around when the reel was hidden, and left clues in the Disney Catacombs that would lead to it!"
"My memory sucks so much that I didn't remember ANY of this until the situation became critical!" Colin spoke through the ATF sock-puppet. "Years of alcohol abuse for an ageless, immortal teenager can be a bitch like tha- OW!"
This time, ATF grabbed the stick and hit his hand with it. "Long story short- we got the reels and everyone managed to regroup in time to stop the bad-guys… but then a giant portal opened up and sucked up FF2, WG, Tracker, Fanatic, the Phantom Blot, and his daughter," he concluded to Tea.
"And the Phantom Brat still has the reels!" Minnie Mouse gasped.
"Fanatic got sucked up?!" Tea gasped, distraught. "Where… Where did that portal lead?!"
*FWoosh!*
Everyone jumped when the cardboard sock-puppet stage caught fire. "Augh! Whoa! Colin, you forgot to turn off Sock-Puppet WG's laser-vision!" Sailor screamed.
"I told you we should've gone with shadow-puppets!" Colin snapped, dousing the flames with a fire-extinguisher.
Tea ignored the mini-fire accident, grabbing ATF by the shoulders. "Tell me. Where. Is. My. Boyfriend?!" she demanded.
ATF rubbed the back of his neck."Um… Well..."
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Fanatic stood on top of a cliff, surveying the area. FF2 and Tracker stood next to him.
Beyond them lay a desolate landscape filled with abandoned buildings, paralyzed toons, and a gray scenery. In the distance stood a dark castle, where lightening flashed.
WG walked in front of them, overlooking the Wastelands.
"Well… we're screwed." She bluntly stated.
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SECURITY AUTHORS
THE MOVIE
Starring:
-Fanatic97
-Wherever Girl (WG)
-Tracker78
-Fangface the Second (FF2)
-Supah KND Operation Colin (Colin)
-Sailor Androm3da
-Moonlesscat (Moon)
-Kat
-Orion
-Scoobycool9
-Prince Tanabi
-Dragongirl (with the ever-adorable, Sky Flame)
-Tea (Fanatic's girlfriend)
-A New Surprise Author Who Will Show Up Later
-Many, many Disney characters
-A lot of gratuitous cameos
-A very epic-fail of a villain
-The typical teenage brat
-A really scary villain
-A scarier villain that will traumatize children
-An evil robot with a bad attitude
-And interdimensional personalities that will cause the writer to lose track of characters
Written By: Two very creative fans.
Directed By: Absolutely Nobody.
Disclaimer: All characters belong to their respected (and obviously gloating) owners.
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A/N: That's right, folks! It's finally here! The Security Authors Movie!
For those of you who want further details on what's going on… you'll have to read Season 2… before that Season 1. …Otherwise make a competition on who can follow along without getting confused. (Sometimes it's hard to do even when you DO know what's going on).
Now than, please review, but don't flame and we'll see what happens from here-
Sailor: HOLD IT! Fanatic has a GIRLFRIEND!?
Colin: I knew it! The world IS ending!
Moon: *bashes their heads together again* Shut up and get ready for the next chapter!
...Yup. It's THAT kind of story, folks.