I was only in high school when a lot of crazy shit happened. I was shocked, traumatized, hurt, and mourned a shit ton especially my senior year. My name is Kyle Broflovski, I'm a freshman at Harvard University. For me to explain my story, I have to tell you that reliving to tell this tale gives me awful flashbacks of how I was hurt consistently both physically and mentally. I am in a lot of therapy for this, I got diagnosed with CPTSD from repeated traumas over the years. My therapist encouraged me to tell him everything since I have been doing better over the months that I have been in intense CBT therapy.

I had two dirty secrets. I witnessed my mom cheating on my dad with some other man. Sadly, he died before he could've found out. The reason why I kept my mouth shut is because both of my parents have been consistently fighting and arguing so I could see why my mom would cheat on my dad. I'll explain everything in a third person since I had a consistent stalker who called himself "A". We couldn't figure out who he was until the end of all the chaos that had happened. I didn't understand why he did it until he and I went face to face and almost killed me. My other secret that I am bisexual, living in a Jewish household. Somehow my parents and brother found out.

Kenny's secret that he kept from everyone except me, Stan and Cartman was that he was a high drug dealer for Aspen. He never did the drugs but by god he made a lot of money from it. He was the playboy of my class, always trying to get with every girl in the school even the less popular ones! I was shocked that he stole meth from his parents and brother, since he wasn't the type to steal anything. No one found out until A exposed him.

Stan's secret was that he was cheating on Wendy with Red. Red has become salty over the years, probs because she is related to Craig after all. I didn't even know that he was cheating on Wendy until A also exposed him. Wendy is my female best friend, if I had known Stan was cheating I would immediately tell her but I didn't wanna lose a best friend.

Cartman wasn't the type to keep secrets since he is a bigoted fat piece of shit who just shoves his face in food like a raccoon and bitches out his mother to get him more food. He laughed when our secrets got out, I would've beat his ass but somehow A exposed him to being gay.

I'll explain how everything went down...

(A/n: There will be violence and mature themes. This is your only warning!)