Okay everyone, here is the the grand reveal of part one of my first story. I am very aware that this isn't really the type of quality and content that can be found elsewhere, but I really wrote this just for fun. My inspiration for being brave enough to publish something like this was Fox the Writer, an amazing author on here and you should definitely go check her out! She's awesome! Anyway, there are some obviously changed features in the story that are different from the actual show, but then again this is fanFICTION. I only have one request for those who bother to read this: please no hateful comments. I welcome constructive criticism, as well as any other type of comment, but please know that I am NOT a professional writer and this was my first shot. I'm just happy to finally say that I wrote something of my own after reading so many awesome stories on this fandom. If I do get any comments, I will get back to you as soon as I can! Even just one would mean the world to me. I will update this story later, but we'll just see how the prologue goes first. I only own the story, all characters and settings belong to Pixar. Enjoy!


Prologue

The Evil Emperor sat upon his throne, looking down at the bug-like alien from below. It was holding a long sheet of paper, reading off all of the requirements and necessities needed for the important day. Although he was excited, Zurg was getting quite annoyed having to listen to the grub's slow and almost lifeless voice as he stumbled over the words on the paper.

Zurg sighed, placing one hand on his cheek and rapidly tapping his other on the throne. Could this get any worse?! Almost immediately after he finished that thought, a phone started ringing from across the room, interrupting the grub from speaking. Zurg was quick to command him to retrieve it, which he then obeyed, his little boots scurrying across the floor. It gave Zurg a minute to finally relax from going through that torture session of boredom.

Zurg slowly stood up and approached the grub, holding up the phone as high as he could, which was probably about to Zurg's waist. He snatched it from his servant, and held up the receiver to his head.

"What?! Who is this?! I am the Evil Emperor Zurg and I will not have my time wasted!" He yelled into the phone, not realizing who was calling.

"Zurgie! How dare you speak to your mother that way!" He had to keep himself from not just collapsing on the floor after hearing that familiar voice. The grub who handed him the phone shot his eyebrows up and froze, knowing that no good could come from this.

"Oh, M-mother! I'm so sorry, I didn't know it was you! I just… uh…," he panicked quietly, darting his eyes around the room before making up his excuse, "thought you were that person who keeps prank calling me! Yes, that's it!" He gripped the phone tighter, hoping she would buy it.

"Hmm… alright then. If you say so," the emperor exhaled dramatically, but not loud enough so that his mother would notice, "Anyway, aren't you throwing that party later with all of your weird little friends?" Zurg almost fainted and lowered the phone for a second. The meeting! How did she find out?! That stupid Lightyear kept me so busy I can't even remember things! He facepalmed and slowly raised the phone back up to his face, "Uh, well, it's just going to be me and a few others just hanging out. We aren't planning to take over the universe or anything."

"Hmm… well, I guess that's alright. You make sure that you take care of that dog or... whatever it is. I will be calling later tonight to make sure that everything looks good and that that doggie is doing okay. Goodbye, Zurgie."

There was a small noise of static as Zurg hung up. He slumped back into his throne as if he had just run a marathon. His mother must have mistaken that he had a dog, and he didn't have time to respond or make it look not-suspicious. He looked around for a second, but knew there was no chance of finding any sort of pet on his planet. Any kind of wildlife wasn't stupid enough to actually approach his palace.

"Where could I possibly find a dog on such short notice?! I planned this to be the perfect secret meeting, and she just has to ruin everything!" A grub popped out from behind one of the pillars, correcting him that it wasn't really a secret since everyone (except Star Command) knew, resulting in him being immediately shot by a plasma gun. Zurg always made sure he had at least one weapon at his disposal at all times. The grub seemed to have just been vaporized and vanished out of existence. Of course, Zurg had no care in this, for he had many more servants and didn't actually care about them. He growled and waited for an answer to appear out of thin air.

Luckily, his wish came true, as the doors quickly burst open to reveal the energy vampire, NOS-4-A2. It had been months since he had returned to his home planet, so this was quite a shock for the evil emperor. Once he remembered he was supposed to come later to discuss the new evil plans, he decided not to question anything just yet. He appeared to be carrying something in his claws, moving quickly as his cape flew behind him, stopping at the base of the throne.

"Your evilness! You won't believe what I found!" The vampire's tongue flicked about, the metal fork glistening in the light of the throne room. "You see, I was on Canis Lunis, when I-" his voice was cut off by a now excited Zurg.

"Ah, NOS-4-A2. Perfect! You came to help me find a dog to bring to the party! Thank you ever so much!" He clapped his hands together in excitement. The energy vampire blinked a few times, very confused about the situation he had just walked into. But then, a small grin formed on his face, an evil grin, that is. Even Zurg found it unsettling to see such a rare sight. He played with the small moonrock in his hands behind his back, making sure not to break it.

"Actually, I may have already found one."