Warning this story will contain the following. Rape, torture, polynamourus relationships, harem members sleeping with other men, and women. Probably some other stuff I ain't thought of yet. Don't like it get off the bus, and go find something you like. This is your only warning. P.s. spoiler Sasuke is a prison bitch.
Naruto groaned as his eyes slowly opened. He didn't know how long he had been unconscious, but it had to have been several hours. It was at least three in the afternoon when Sasuke had put a chidori through his heart, but the moon was already high in the sky.
"It must have taken Kyuubi a while to heal me." He pondered out loud.
"That's not entirely untrue." A feminine voice said from behind him. Naruto spun around, and came face to face with what could be described as one of the most beautiful women he had ever met. Her long white hair cascaded down past her pair shoulders, and across the back of her white kimono. Which hugged her generous curves. "I allowed Kyuubi to heal you, but kept her from waking you until I got you far enough away from the battlefield. My name is Kyoko, but you know me better as the Shinigami."
Naruto nodded. "So he did kill me. So much for brothers." Naruto sighed.
"He came very close, but thanks to myself, and Kyuubi you'll live. I have a mission I need you for." Kyoko asked.
"Always another mission. What is it Kyoko-chan?" Naruto asked.
Kyoko blushed slightly at the name choice. "I can't directly interfere in the affairs of man. Hence why I had to have Kyuubi heal you instead of doing it myself, and why I had to be summoned to take that snakes arms. There are those who have been defying me for several of your decades now. I want you to hunt them down. I've enchanted the blade of Zabuza Momochi. Retrieve it from his gravesite in Wave. if you kill someone with it their bloodline, or jutsu won't matter. They'll stay dead."
"Who am I killing?" Naruto asked as if it were now the easiest thing in the world.
"Kakuzu the heart stealer, Hidan the Jashinist, Orochimaru the Sanin, Sasori of the red sands, and Madara Uchiha. As an added bonus I have decided to allow you to absorb the knowledge, and abilities of anyone you kill. Regardless of bloodline. If you manage to kill each of these men I will grant you the one thing you've always wanted."
"What would that be?"
"Family. Your father is in my stomach. Due to his contract to seal the fox I cannot release him. However your mother is currently in heaven. I will return her to you after your first kill. Call it an equivalent exchange. I'll give a temporary stay of two years after the first kill, and two years for everyone after that. If you kill all of them I will grant her her life back permanently. With her original Uzumaki vitality. Do we have a deal?"
"We have a deal. I have a score to settle with Orochimaru for taking the old man from me in the first place." Naruto said extending his hand. Kyoko smiled, and shook his hand causing it to burn. When she released it Naruto had a new seal on his hand.
"This will allow you to draw on the spirits of those trapped within me. While they cannot be returned to life. There spirits can use you as a conduit to return to this world. That should give them the ability to train you as a true shinobi. Use the next two years to train. Then return to Konoha. Give them a story about being in a coma, and washing up in Waves. Since you were a Gennin you won't have known how to signal for reinforcements. You returned as soon as you were healthy enough to travel."
Nartuto nodded, and the two parted ways.
It took several days of travel for Naruto to reach the land of Waves. Once he arrived he went to the memorial that his team had erected for Zabuza, and Haku. "I'm sorry my friend, but your blade has more blood to spill." He said pouring out a small bottle of sake he had acquired from Tanzuna after explaining what he needed to do.
"It's ok kid." Naruto looked up to see an astral version of Zabuza staring back at him. "This blade was meant for battle not to mark a grave." He said putting his hand on a similar version of Haku.
"Zabuza, Haku, but how?"
"The Shinigami needed someone to teach you how to wield that blade, and asked its former masters to teach you. When I heard it was you I immediately volunteered. On the condition Haku could come back once I was done. I only wish I had lived long enough to tell you that I wanted you to have it to begin with."
"Thank you Zabuza." Naruto said with a slight bow.
"No time to get sentimental boy. We have a lot of training, and very little time to do it."
Naruto grinned. "I believe I have a solution. When I was here last I would leave clones with Tanzuna to work on the bridge. When they would pop I would remember what they did even if I weren't there. I believe the shadow clones allow me to retain memories they collect when they pop. Including muscle memory."
"Good that will help with Katas, but you'll need to train your physical body. I'll also be teaching you the art of the silent kill, and the hidden mist jutsu. Your shadow clones should compensate for the water clone, and then some considering they themselves can perform jutsu."
"You really think I have what it takes to wield that sword?" Naruto asked genuinely concerned.
"You may you may not, but I'm gonna put your ass to work kid." Zabuza smirked.
Meanwhile back in Konoha, a small funeral was being held for Naruto Uzumaki. The son of the Yondaime Hokage, and the boy who gave his life to ensure that justice was served on the second of the Uchiha traitors. The remainder of the Konoha twelve, now the Konoha ten stood silent over the grave erected next to his parents.
Jiraiya, Tsunade, Shizune, and the team senseis stood behind them. All having lived through the third shinobi war, and two having lived through the second. They were no strangers to seeing young life being snuffed out before its time. Though this hit harder. Naruto had been a beacon of light to them. The one who never gave up on them or their students. Even when they had given up on themselves.
"You idiot." Tsunade whispered to herself. "Why did you have to go, and die like that? You were the only reason I came back to this damn village. Why did you leave us? How could you leave us?" The damn finally broke, and she collapsed into Shizune crying.
Jiraiya had taken it upon himself to etch Naruto's name into the memorial stone. "I'm sorry I couldn't teach you more. Maybe if I had taken your training more seriously you'd still be here today."
Kakashi placed his hand on the older man's shoulder. "You're not the only one who didn't take his training seriously." Jiraiya looked at him sympathetically. Kakashi must have been taking it worse than anyone. After all he ha had shirked Naruto's training in favor of Sasuke, and even taught the boy the assassination jutsu that he had put through Naruto's heart.
That prized student was now rotting in a Konoha blacksight. His chakra, and sharingan sealed. He would stay there until his execution. Which was scheduled for six months from now.
Two years have passed since that day. In that time Naruto had been trained relentlessly to master his new blade. He had even gone so far as to attach weight seals to the blade similar to thee ones Lee used to the blade.
He was grateful that Kyoko had given him the chance to train with his father. The man's knowledge of fuinjutsu had been instrumental in his training regimen. The first, and second had also been more than happy to help when Naruto informed them he would be going after Madara Uchiha. Hiruzen was happy to help Naruto to make up for his years of letting the boy's abuse slide under the rug. The fact that Naruto had promised to plant his foot firmly up Orochimaru's ass was a simply a bonus.
In Konoha the members of the Konoha ten were hard at work continuing their training. Each having made a vow two years ago at their fallen comrades funeral that they would never let something like what happened to Naruto happen again because of their lack of preparedness.
Now though it was time for the prodigal Namikaze to return. "Some things never change." Naruto said to himself, as he walked to the gates, and spotted the two eternal gate guards sitting at their usual post.
"Halt state your name, and business." Izumo said as he eyed the newcomer. He recognized the leaf headband, but didn't recognize the now six foot two tall blonde man.
"I'm hurt guys. It's only been two years, and yet you've already forgotten me. Maybe I need to slip more of my patented Uzumaki itching powder into your vest again."
"N-Naruto?" Kotetsu asked as if he had just seen a ghost.
"You know any other blondes with whisker marks on their cheeks." Naruto asked gesturing to the now more defined whisker marks on his cheeks. "Anyway I gotta go see Baa-chan. I'll see you guys later." He said before disappearing in a burst of speed.
Tsunade was in her office sifting through her normal mountains of paperwork. She had asked not to be disturbed as today was the anniversary of the loss of one of her most precious people.
Imagine her surprise when a random man burst through her door wearing a leaf headband like he owned the place. "Who the hell are you, and why shouldn't I throw you head first into the Hokage mountain?" Tsunade said glaring at the man.
"Baa-chan I'm hurt I haven't changed that much have I." Narut grinned looking himself over. "I mean if you don't recognize me surely you recognize this?" Naruto said pulling the Hokage necklace from his shirt.
Tsunade's eyes widened as she looked at the necklace. There was no mistaking it. It was her grandfather's necklace. "N-Naruto-kun. How though? I was at your funeral. They said you died."
"Come on Baa-chan, you should know better then to bet against me." Naruto grinned. "I'll tell you all about it if you can get everyone in here for me."
It only took five minutes for the entire Konoha ten, and their senseis to arrive. All staring in awe at the ghost that stood before them. "I'll ask you all keep your questions until the end." Naruto said sternly causing everyone to nod. "After the fight I was put into a coma. Luckily I washed up in Wave. Even with the Kyuubi healing me it took a good while to heal. Apparently the curse seal's chakra had some lasting effects.
When I finally woke up in Tanzuna's house I started my road to rehab. Once I was confident I could not only travel, but defend myself on the road home I returned." Naruto said finishing his tale.
"Naruto I notice you're carrying Zabuza's blade. Why did you remove it from the memorial we built?" Sakura asked.
"Your teammate comes back from the dead, and the first thing you ask is why he's got some dead man's sword." Ino asked more than a little annoyed. Sure she had never been close to Naruto, but she was still happy he was alive.
"It's alright Ino. I understand her curiosity. When I was unconscious I was stuck in a sort of limbo between life, and death. The spirit of Zabuza came to me, and asked me to take the blade. He had wanted to give it to me before he died, but never got the chance. He told me the sword was meant for battle. Not to mark the grave of a man buried far from home."
The answer seemed to satisfy everyone. After all if a jutsu could summon the Shinigami, or raise the dead. Then there was nothing to say a spirit couldn't visit a man in a coma. "So Baa-chan when can I return to active duty. I have a snake to hunt down."
Tsunade, and Jiraiya's face hardened. "Naruto you just got back. You're still technically a Genin. You'll have to be assessed, and then take the Chunin exams in six months. There's no way you're going anywhere near Orochimaru."
Naruto sighed, and removed his headband placing it on Tsunade's desk. "I had a feeling you'd say that. Since I'm a Genin that means I don't need approval to resign my position."
"But Naruto what about your dream? What about being Hokage?" Sakura pleaded. Sure she wanted her teammate back, but what she really wanted was for him to testify that Sasuke was under the influence of the curse seal in order to get him out of prison.
"I have a new dream now. I have a list of people who need to die. Luckily those people excluding Orochimaru are all members of Akatsuki. Which is another reason for my resignation. I will not put any of you in danger. We know the Akatsuki are after the jinjuriki. There's no reason any of you need to die on my hill."
Asuma chuckled. "Unfortunately Naruto in this business you don't always get to choose the hill you die on, and I have a personal score to settle with the snake as well as one of the members of Akatsuki."
Kakashi followed suit. "Those who break the rules are trash, but those who abandon their comrades are worse than trash. I couldn't help you two years ago Naruto. I'll be damned if I don't know."
Ino sighed walking up. "You're an unbearable ass, but since you've been gone it's like someone turned off the sun. I'll be damned if I let the de facto cutest guy in town die on me.. again."
One by one the remaining people walked forward pledging their might to his cause. "Jiraiya et tu?"
Jiraiya chuckled at the boys choice of words. "I'm a Sanin kid. I go where I want when I want. Besides my grudge match with Orochimaru goes back to before most of you were born. So what's the plan hot shot?"
"I've got a girl working a lead on mercenaries. I figure with my inheritance I should be able to hire at least some back up. Of course she'll have me screen them beforehand."
"So you know about your parents brat?" Jiraiya smiled. Remembering that the rest of the village had been told at Naruto's funeral.
"Oh yes. You see Zabuza wasn't the only spirit to visit me. In Fact I've spoken to each of the previous Hokage at length. I've also been given a little present by the Shinigami. Haku is back, and Kushina Uzumaki will return shortly. To say she's pissed at both of you for abandoning your Godson, and at Kakashi for neglecting his sensei's son would be an understatement. She's on the verge of removing testicals at this point."
The aforementioned shinobi paled at the mention that Kushina would be returning. While they were happy that Naruto would get to see his mother again. They feared the consequences of their neglect.
"Now Naruto. Remember I am the only one who did come back, and actually trained you without being forced." Jiraiya said pleadingly. Tsunade, and Kakashi looked at him for trying to throw them under the bus.
"Of course you weren't forced. Just bribed with a sexy jutsu. Then you gave me vague instructions, and told me to figure it out while you took all my money, and used it on booze, and women." Naruto said matter of factly.
Tsunade's face grew a tick mark as she clenched the table. "You. Did. What?"
Jiraiya's face paled as he held his hands up in defense. "Now Tsunade hear me out."
"I've spent the past two years thinking my Naruto was dead. Because instead of training him. You two idiots left him alone to fend for himself. So that he could figure it out." Tsunade said seething in anger. Her killer intent almost suffocating Kakashi, and Jiraiya.
Naruto turned to Lee who looked ready to burst at the seems. "Hey Lee. Wanna go spar while they figure this out. I've learned a few new tricks since I was here last."
Lee beamed in excitement. "OF COURSE MY ETERNAL RIVAL. I NEVER LOST HOPE THAT YOU WOULD RETURN, AND I HAVE PATIENTLY AWAITED THE DAY WE WOULD LET OUR FLAMES OF YOUTH BURN BRIGHTLY TOGETHER ONCE MORE."
"YOSH LEE THAT WAS A PERFECT SENTIMENT FOR YOUR ETERNAL RIVAL." Guy shouted as the two of them got ready to embrace.
"You guys say something?" Naruto said now reading a particular orange book.
"Curse you Kakashi for passing your hip attitude on to the younger generation." Guy protested.
"Naruto where did you get that book?" Kurenai asked with narrowed eyes.
"Jiraiya gave it to me for learning the Rasengan. He gave me his whole series while Tsunade, and shizune were sleeping on our way back home. Said since I mastered the fourths technique I deserved to know the joys of good literature. I had them in a storage scroll in my bag the day I went after Sasuke. I haven't gotten the chance to read them yet. Why? Is something wrong with them?"
The females in the room immediately turned their attention to Jiraiya. A plethora of Oni mask filling the room. While they honed in on the Sanin. Naruto approached Asuma. "Mined if I try one of those." He said pointing to the man's cigarette pouch.
"No way kid. I'm not dying beside those two idiots today."
"Come on Sensei you said when I was bigger than you I could have one. Besides what happened to the 'no woman is ever gonna tell Asuma Sarutobi what to do.' Sensei who refused to put out his cigarette on the way to the ramen stand after the mom yelled at you for doing it in front of me?"
The women immediately turned their attention to Asuma. "Naruto you must be mistaken. I never said that."
"Sure you did. Remember when I said it probably just bothered her you said, and I quote. 'if she doesn't like it she can put some of her spare tampons up her nose for an air filter. I'm sure being on the rag like she is she'll have some on her'."
There was an immediate sense of dread as Tsunade gave Naruto a warm loving smile. "My sweet Naruto. Why don't you, and the boys who aren't in trouble go to ichiraku's to celebrate your safe return. Eat all you want, and tell them to send me the bill."
"Ok Tsunade." Naruto said wrapping his strong arms around her in a hug kissing her forehead.
The other boys began following him as Naruto stopped Kiba at the door. "Where are you going. Tsunade said the boys who aren't in trouble."
"But I'm not in trouble." Kiba said a bit confused.
"Oh so that means you stopped stealing Hinata, and Kurenai's dirty panties whenever you're in the field?" Naruto asked causing the aura around them to deepen.
"Come on Naruto don't do this. What happened to bros before hoes." Kiba said pleadingly.
"Bros before what Kiba?" Kurenai said cracking her knuckles as she grabbed Kiba by the collar. Pulling him into the room. The door seeming too close by itself. Though Naruto caught a glimpse of a cat masked Anbu in the corner. Looking around he noticed the male Anbu members standing near him.
"Shouldn't you guys be guarding the Hokage?" Naruto asked.
"She said boys who aren't in trouble. Besides you saw the aura radiating off of them. I doubt even Orochimaru would try attacking her in that room right now."
"Right. Tally Ho gents. We have ramen to eat." Naruto said leading the men out the building.
"Naruto that wasn't very nice leaving them to the girls like that." Choji said to his long time friend.
"Every sinner must repent in order to find salvation. Each of them annoyed Kami in some way, and she wanted to see justice served. You lot are more than welcome to go, and save them if you wish." Naruto said gesturing to the door where a black mist could be seen leaking out.
"I mean who are we mere men to question the wisdom, and judgment of Kami herself." Dragon said ushering the boys far away from the door.
The men all nodded in agreement, and left the tower as quickly as they could. "So Naruto what's your plan for gathering mercenaries?"
"Well the law is still in effect, but it hasn't been used since the third shinobi war given how many we lost during that war, and then the subsequent Kyuubi attack shortly after. Now though I think it's time to reinstitute the Konoha mercenary guild."
"Mercenary guild?" Lee asked curiously.
"Yes most villages have one. The nidaime instituted it before he founded the academy. It was a way that civilians could make a living as shinobi since they weren't able to learn clan techniques. Members of the guild can be civilians or shinobi who decide to retire. Missing ninja can also apply as long as they aren't from an allied village. Members can take any job so long as it doesn't act against the village."
"So you can act with full freedom, and the village gets full deniability." Shikamaru pointed out as they neared the ramen shop.
"Exactly. Which is why Haku is bringing new members in the form of former Kiri missing ninja from the bloody mist era. Mercenaries work in cells a lot like shinobi do. Cells can be as large as they want, and send out smaller squads for smaller missions."
"So you plan to attract a squad of missing ninja as mercenaries to work for you, and have them act with impunity against the Akatsuki."
"Yes, and the sooner the better. My intel says that one of the men I'm looking for will be attacking the Kazekage in the next couple of weeks. Meaning that within the next week I need to leave for Suna." Naruto said as they walked up to the stand.
"I believe I can help with that." A voice said from behind them.
The group turned spotting Temari walking towards them. "Temari is that you?"
"In the flesh. I'm also the Suna lesson to Konoha. So I have the authority to request a mission from both the mercenary guild, and a Konoha team as an escort if I believe I'm in any immediate danger on my way back."
"Then I suggest you do so. One of the men I'm after is Sasori of the red sands." Naruto said causing Temari's eyes to narrow.
"Do you think you can take him?"
"I've been training with the spirits of the past four Hokage, and Zabuza Momochi for the past two years. Once this is over I have an offer for Suna."
"What's that?" Temari asked.
"I have access to the Mokuton. I can create a small oasis for the village. Make it so that they don't have to import as much of their produce, or water."
Temari's eyes widened. "Can you really do that?"
"Of course I can. As a mercenary I get to act with impunity." Naruto grinned.
"What do you want in return?" She asked knowing nothing ever came free in the shinobi world.
"Well the one thing I want I wouldn't ask in exchange for my services," Naruto smiled.
"What would that be mister mercenary?"
"Well I've sorta had a crush on you since we met back at the Chunin exams." Naruto said scratching the back of his head. "Sure you were beautiful back then, and youve only gotten more beautiful with time. But that's just the tip of the spear. You were strong, confident, brave, loyal, and even that little smirk of yours lit up a room."
Temari's cheeks turned red as she looked at the now older Naruto. "Well tell you what. After building a forest you'll probably be a bit too tired to travel. If you'd like to stay in town for an extra day. I'll give you a chance. I won't promise to be your girlfriend, but I'll promise to give you a fair shot. Deal."
Naruto grinned wrapping her in a hug causing her to be buried in his now massive pecs. "Deal Temari-chan."
Temari tapped on his bicep taking the opportunity to give it a squeeze. "Naruto air air." She screamed playfully.
"Sorry Temari-chan. Just got a little excited." Naruto chuckled letting her down. "Care to join us for lunch."
"Keep that enthusiasm. I may have a use for it later, and sure I'd love to join you guys." Temari smiled causing Naruto to blush a bit at the implications.
After long interrogation/lunch Naruto made his way down to the mercenary guild to get it cleaned up. As expected the place hadn't been touched in twenty years. Everything was covered in a thick layer of dust, and it appeared as if rats had gotten to some of the furniture. "Well time to get to work." Naruto said summoning several shadow clones.
The following morning found Naruto passed out in his chair when the doors of the guild creaked open. "Who is it?"
"It's me Naruto-kun." Haku's voice came through the door. Naruto looked up from his desk to see Haku standing with several Kiri shinobi. "I brought you what was left of Zabuza-sama's old unit."
Naruto looked them over. Seeing several large men, and one small girl with the same shark like teeth as Zabuza, and a pair of swords on her hips. "I take it you're another one of the Seven."
"Ameyuri Ringo wielder of the Kiba blades. I was the one who sponsored Zabuza for his spot as one of the Seven." The girl said with a toothy grin. "While I was interested in what you're doing here. I was more interested in testing you. I want to make sure you're worthy of wielding that blade."
"I'm good with that. However I will warn you. One of the men after me is your old teammate Kisame."
Ameyuri giggled. "That's fine. Kisame only joined the Akatsuki to get money for our attempt at overthrowing the Yondaime Mizukage. With Mangetsu dead I'm acting commander of what's left of us. I give the order he'll flip."
"Good, because with Sasuke in prison thanks to Sakura continuing to file appeals on his behalf. I'm going to enact Itachi's recall code."
"Recall code?" A voice behind them asked revealing Ino.
"Ino what are you doing here?" Naruto asked standing up.
"I came to join your mercenary group. Now what's this about a recall code?" She asked walking forward.
"Itachi told me about the coup when I was a kid. He was the one who first taught me about chakra, and taught me how to fight against the Sharingan. It's why Sasuke could never catch me with it when we spared or at the Valley of the end. He told me when I was strong enough to stand against a S-rank threat I should activate his recall code. When he comes back I'll ask Tsunade to put Sasuke on parol. On the condition that his Sharingan be given to Itachi to activate his EMS. Without his sharingan he's useless. Give him to Sakura. Maybe she can birth some useful Uchiha, and get off my back."
Ino looked at him. "Damn Naruto you've gotten cold in the past few years."
"Before I was well enough to travel back here I had to defend Wave against several bandit attacks. Including a few missing ninjas. I then spent the rest of my extended vacation training the new Wave militia. One of my Mokuton clones is still there standing watch."
"Damn you've been busy since you woke up. Have you ever heard of a day off?" Ino questioned laughing while she took a seat. "So when do we leave for Suna?"
"We don't. I need to comprise a team whose specialties can counter the team of Sasori, and Deidara. Which right now is myself, and Haku. I have the long range jutsu, and regenerative abilities to handle both Deidara's bombs, and Sasori's poisons. While Haku's mirrors are dense enough to block a puppets weapon, and take a direct hit from a medium yield bomb. Do you have anything besides your families jutsu?" Naruto asked kicking his feet up.
"Just some medical ninjutsu but that's it." Ino admitted lowering her head.
"Then you'll stay here. If possible we'll attempt to seal Deidara's chakra. If we can we'll send for you to join us in Suna to perform the interrogation. However if you plan to be a field agent. Then I suggest looking into a taijutsu regimine, or getting someone to give you some lessons in other forms of ninjutsu." Naruto ordered as he looked over the other members of his new group.
"I need a cell of people who can take on multiple opponents at once. Chances are if we corner Sasori he'll unleash his hundred puppets jutsu. It's been said he once laid siege to an entire country with that jutsu."
"Maybe we can help." A lazy voice called from the doorway.
"Kakashi what are all of you doing here?" Naruto asked raising an eyebrow looking at the rest of the Konoha eleven.
"Well I can't speak for our students. As for us Jonin we've agreed that we've already done our service to the village. So it's time for us to go into the private sector." He said with his patented eye smile.
Tenten stepped forward acting as the representative for the Genin. "As for us. We've all used you as inspiration for getting stronger over the past two years. We've also seen how this village celebrated you being announced dead. Even after your parents were revealed. So to us we owe this village nothing. We'd rather make our living watching out for each other rather than protecting a village who would just replace us before our bodies were cold."
Naruto nodded. "Alright then. Everyone grab a form, and fill it oui so i can send them to Tsunade, and the Daimyo's people."
Everyone nodded taking a seat as Naruto's clones handed out the forms, and pens. Luckily in the past several years a great invention called carbon paper had been discovered. Meaning that three copies could be made with one form being filled out. Meaning Naruto could keep a copy at the guild hall, and then send one to Tsunade, and the capital.
While the others filled out their forms, and discussed with one of Naruto's clones about who would go to Suna with him. Since at least two squads would need to stay behind, and be available for missions. Naruto himself went to pay a visit to the Hokage.
"Hey Baa-chan. You wanted to see me."
"Yes Naruto-kun. Would you mind sitting down." Tsunade said sternly.
Naruto took a seat across from the woman. "Alright Baa-chan spill it. What's bugging you?"
"Well Naruto-kun. While you may not be a ninja anymore. You are still a citizen of Konoha. You are also the last known Uzumaki, the only son of Minato Namikaze, and one of the only two known users of the Mokuton. As such the council, and the Daimyo have seen it fit to place you under the Clan Restoration Act. Meaning you will have to have multiple wives."
"And I don't suppose telling the man that my mother is coming back, and will likely feed him his own balls would help with that?"
Tsunade chuckled slightly at the thought of Kushina forcing her way into the Daimyo's court room only to beat the crap out of him. "Unfortunately not. However I did inform him of her iminate return. So he did place the stipulation that you could marry whoever you like so long as there was at least two. This way if something should happen to you, and one of them. There would at least be someone to take care of your children and keep them out of unsavory hands. It was more of his way of apologising for not looking out for you as an apology for not doing more when you were a child."
"So even he knew." Naruto smirked leaning back in the chair.
"Yes. I am sorry Naruto. I know that none of us deserve yours, or Kami's forgiveness for not being there when you need us, but we're doing everything we can to do things right this time."
Naruto smiled, placing a hand on Tsunade's shoulder looking in her eyes. "I know you are, but I'm just happy you're here with me."
Tsunade smiled pulling him into a hug. Squishing his head into her massive breasts. Naruto waved his arms comically. "As much as I'm enjoying this. I still require air." Naruto said not wanting to pull himself away from the heavenly valley, but the need for oxygen was quickly outweighing his pleasure.
Tsunade blushed releasing him. "Shut up, before I launch you into that mountain."
Naruto chuckled before leaning in cupping her chin. "Don't worry Tsunade. I do have a date with a desert flower after the Suna mission. However once that's over. I plan to come home, and claim the slug princess."
"And what makes you think you can handle me brat?" Tsunade asked. Trying to keep up a tough facade while she still felt the blood rushing to her cheeks.
"Talk is cheap. Wait for me, and I'll show you." He grinned planting a kiss on her lips, before leaving the room.
The week flew by, and soon the team consisting of Naruto, Haku, Lee, Guy, Neji, Ameyuri, and Kakashi were escorting Temari through the gates of Suna.
Ameyuri had insisted on being a part of Naruto's party until they ran into Kisame, and Itachi. Just in case they popped up out of the blue.
"So how long do you think it'll be until they show up." Ameyuri said as she sat next to Naruto in their shared room. Temari had offered to let either her or Haku stay in her room with her. Ameyuri had insisted on staying with Naruto in case her subordinate showed up.
"My clones are spread throughout the route leading to Suna. They'll pop whenever one of them spots them. According to the first one to see them. They're about three days from here. We'll ambush them about thirty miles outside the village to minimize casualties."
"Good the sooner we get this mission done the sooner we can get out of this Kami forsaken desert." Ameyuri said kicking off her sandals flexing her toes.
"Not a fan of the desert?" Naruto asked jokingly.
"I'm from the village hidden in the mist. The only sand I enjoy is the one at the beach." She quipped as she stood up removing her top. Revealing the straps of her pink cami.
"Didn't take you for a pink person." Naruto teased as he stripped off his pants putting on his sleep shorts.
"Play your cards right, and you might get to see what other colors I enjoy." She replied flirtatiously.
"I should warn you. I'm involved in Konoha's Clan Restoration Act. I plan to tell Temari during our date."
"Well it's a good thing I'm bi then." She said stretching out on the king sized bed. Her toned pale legs shown off by her tight boyshorts.
"You are bound, and determined to get me aren't you." Naruto chuckled admiring her athletic build.
"Men of your caliber are more rare than our swords. Finding one who doesn't have a limit on the number of women he can be with is like finding a fucking unicorn. It doesn't happen." She said turning on her side to face him.
"Well If you're that sure of it I'll give it a chance." Naruto said with a smile turning towards her.
"Good, but may I give you a bit of advice?" She said with her signature toothy grin.
"Sure what's up?" Naruto asked raising an eyebrow.
"Either seduce me, or get bigger shorts." Ameyuri grinned running her toes over the couple of inches of Naruto's member that were poking out of the leg of his shorts.
Naruto shivered as his cock twitched slightly. "You say that while teasing me."
"I don't know what you're talking about. I'm just being a normal girl. Stretching out, hogging the bed, and pressing my cold bedtime feet up against my partner." She grinned running her soles up the length of his shorts causing him to moan. "It's not my fault my partner is a foot taller than me, and my feet don't touch his back when I stretch."
Naruto moaned, before launching a counter attack pulling her into him. His hands placed firmly on her ass. "Well then as a man, it's my responsibility to cuddle my partner. If my hands happen to land on certain areas then that's just what happens."
Ameyuri moaned as she felt his cock pressed against her stomach. "I suppose it can't be helped then, but you know I won't be able to sleep like this."
"Why not? I thought this was normal." Naruto said with a cheeky grin.
Ameyuri smirked, before leaning up whispering in his ear. "Because I normally sleep naked." She giggled pushing their teasing game. Knowing that if he let this go past the point they were at. That they would whined up making love tonight.
"Well I wouldn't want you to be uncomfortable when you slept. Especially if it keeps that beautiful smile on your face."
Ameyuri blushed at his words. No man had ever called her smile beautiful. They had all been scared off the moment they saw her teeth. "You really think it's beautiful?"
Naruto smiled rubbing her cheek. "It's one of the great wonders of this world. The danger is real, but it's like a whirlpool. You know the danger is there. You know if you're not careful you'll be in for a world of hurt, but if you respect that power, and treat her right. Then you'll be in for the ride of your life."
A tear came to Ameyuri's eye as she kissed him. "Thank you Naruto."
Naruto smiled kissing her back as he pushed her hair from her face. "You never have to thank me. It's my goal in life to make those precious to me smile every day. If I never accomplish anything else in my life. Then I'll still die happy knowing I did that."
Ameyuri smashed her lips into his. She moaned as she felt his tongue push into her mouth. While his hands moved to lower the straps of her top. She broke the kiss for only a moment to allow him to remove the top, before recapturing his lips.
Naruto moaned into the kiss, as he reached up to cup her B-cup breast. Causing her to moan as well, as his calloused fingers massaged the nerves around her nipple. She felt his cock begin to harden beneath his shorts. Reaching into the cloth she pulled it out. Stroking it gently in her soft hands.
Naruto took the opening to slp his fingers into her pink thong. His fingers rubbing her clit. "Mmm Naruto-kun it seems there's some experience behind that innocent facade of yours."
Naruto chuckled as he slipped two of his fingers into her slit. "Well I did have a few nights of passion with the wave Daimyo's daughter when I woke up."
Ameyuri's eyes widened. "You fucked the Daimyo's daughter, and got out alive. How the fuck did you pull that?" She moaned as he worked her G-spot.
"The Daimyo is the old man who built the bridge back when I was a rookie. He was the one who named it after me when we beat Zabuza." Naruto explained as he humped her hand.
"You are a fucking enigma." She giggled kissing down his neck, before sinking down to his cock running her tongue over his slit. Naruto moaned bucking his hips causing his cock to slide easily into the back of her throat.
"Well I'm not called the most unpredictable shinobi for nothing." He said running his fingers through her hair.
"You're pretty cocky for someone with their genitals in someone else's mouth." She giggled licking down his shaft.
"I think it's endearing." Naruto joked as he fondled her breast.
Ameyuring grinned, and pushed him onto his back stripping off her panties. "I'm not waiting anymore." She growled as she lowered herself onto his cock with a loud moan.
Naruto growled back grabbing her ass. His eyes flashing red as he began pounding her from below. "Oh fuck is that a water jutsu or are you just happy to see me?" Naruto grinned showing off his elongated canines.
Ameyuri smiled using her powerful thighs to hold him still while she rotates her hips. "I'm in charge around here mister."
"Oh yeah says who?" Naruto smirked slapping her ass. His finger drifting into her ass.
"Me." She moaned shoving her toes in her mouth. "Now be a good boy, and lick your mistresses toes foxy." Naruto moaned complying as he looked up at her. "I think my little foxy is a switch." She giggled rubbing his balls. "Is that right."
"I don't know. No one's ever tried to dominate me before." Naruto admitted licking between her toes. "But it does feel nice. To let go of the stress of always being in charge." He moaned as he felt her pick up speed.
"Well I don't mind showing you the fun side of being on bottom." She grinned bouncing on his cock. "Now tell your mistress who this cock belongs to." Naruto moaned trying to stay strong. "Come on tell me who it belongs to. I promise you can keep the tough guy facade in public." She grinned cradling his sack in her soles while she bounced on his cock. Her tits hanging just out of reach of his mouth.
"Fuck it's yours mistress. It's your fucking cock." He moaned as his cock began to twitch.
Ameyuri grinned as she lowered her breast into his mouth. Allowing him to suck on them while she bounced her perfect ass on his cock. "Oh fuck Foxy. I'm gonna cum."
Naruto moaned as he ran his hands over her sides. "Me too." He growled out as they both came to their climax.
"That was great." Ameyuri purred rubbing his cheek.
"It was. Now it's my turn to be on top." He grinned flipping her over pinning her hands above her head. "Now. Obey your master." He growled out biting her ear.
The following morning found Naruto, and Ameyuri walking in on very uncomfortable group of shinobi. "What's with the faces."
Kakashi looked up from his book. Happy his mask hid his face. "Naruto-kun. You're to old for me to tell you what to do, but please remember that privacy seals are a thing."
Ameyuri turned red cursing herself for not putting any up. "How long before everyone else put their own privacy seals up?" Naruto asked.
"Around the time we heard the first few screams." Haku giggled.
Naruto looked over, and noticed Temari looking down. He could feel the hurt coming from her. "Temari-chan. I was going to tell you after the mission. The council, and Tsunade have seen it fit to place me under Konoha's Clan Restoration Act. I wanted to tell you during our date when we had the chance to be alone. I never wanted to upset you."
Temari walked up grabbing him by the collar. "I'll let it slide this time. But next time something like this happens. If I'm the last to find out. I will remove your testicals. I won't take the dick. I might like the dick."
"Oh you'll like the dick." Ameyuri chimed in.
"You see I'll like the dick, but I don't need the testicals."
Naruto gulped. "I'm sorry Temari-chan. I'll make it up to you. How about I take you shopping today." He said hopefully.
"Don't settle for that. He gives great massages too." Ameyuri giggled getting a look from Naruto that screamed. 'You're not helping.'
"That sounds perfect. After breakfast we can go shopping, and then you can give me a massage after you get done carrying my bags from shop to shop all day." Temari grinned.
Naruto smiled as he placed his hands on her hips. "Permission to buy you lunch while we're out princess." He said pulling her into him.
She wrapped her arms around his neck kissing him. "Permission granted playboy." She said as she swayed with him until they made it to the table for breakfast.
After breakfast Temari changed into a black sundress, before leading Naruto out to the marketplace. "So Naruto-kun what's my budget? This way I don't go over." She asked as she walked towards one of the high end weapons shop.
"Get whatever you want Temari-chan. It's all on me." He smiled following her in noticing that there were some spare puppet parts lying around. He'd have to check this place out once he got hold of Sasori's puppet abilities. He'd also have to work with Haku more on his one handed hand signs later. As he knew most puppeters were left wide open when someone got past their puppets.
He watched with a smile, as Temari looked over the different weapons. "Hey Naruto-kun any suggestions on what I should get?"
"Well you're a wind user right?" He said approaching her.
"That's right what of it?" She asked with a raised eyebrow.
"Well as a fellow wind use I know a few tricks for close range combat. I noticed your fand is primarily a ranged weapon. If you were to get a ninjato made of Chakra metal. You could focus your wind nature into it for those occasions when you had to get up close, and personal." He explained as he eyed the different weapons sitting on the rack.
Temari's eyes widened as she thought of the implications. "Where did you come up with that."
"When I had my training with the Nidaime. He explained to me that he used to do the same thing with his sword only he used lightning. Wind creates far more cutting capability. While lighting adds a slight paralysis. Essentially numbing the area that's attacked."
"That'd be great. Mind giving me a few pointers when this fights over?" She asked testing the balance of several of blades available.
After several hours of being a pack mual for Temari. The two decided to stop for lunch in town. The young shinobi were having a good time until Naruto suddenly bolted up. "What is it Naruto-kun?"
"They're coming in faster than expected." Naruto said making a shadow clone. "Take the bags back, and get the team to the rendezvous." The clone saluted sealing the bags into a scroll, before dashing off to the mansion.
"Go home, and grab your gear." He said turning to Temari.
"What about you?" She asked worriedly.
"I've got my gear sealed on me." He said disappearing in an orange flash.
Temari took off at top speed towards the mansion. Knowing that Naruto would attempt to take on both men if given the chance.
Meanwhile Naruto stood in the path both Sasori, and Deidara were taking in order to intercept them. "You're early. I was expecting you to take at least another day or so."
Sasori stopped looking at him as Deidara hovered above him. "Who are you?"
"I'm the Kyuubi brat that disappeared two years ago, and I'm here on a personal mission from the Shinigami to send her your soul Sasori." Naruto grinned pulling his sword from his back.
"Deidara continue on to the village, and take the one tail. I'll deal with the Kyuubi bratt." Sasori ordered as Deidara nodded, and took off towards the village. "It's just me, and you now brat." He said flexing the tail of his puppet.
"Why don't you pop off that puppet, and look me in the eyes?" Naruto taunted as he charged wind chakra into the blade.
"Prove to me you're worth it brat." He responded launching a volley of high speed poisoned arrows at Naruto.
Naruto dodged to the right, before launching a wind scycle from the sword in his hands. Sasori launched himself back in response. The wind hitting the ground kicking up a large sand cloud.
Naruto took advantage of this launching a volley of kunai at him. Sasori easily dodged them, but was caught off guard when Naruto disappeared in an orange flash. Only to reappear behind him. Aiming a swipe at his head.
Sasori jumped away as the blade caught his cloak. Causing it to be ripped from his body. Revealing the mechanical masterpiece underneath. "This is getting interesting. I'll be sure to have pain give me your body once the Kyuubi has been extracted. Having a puppet who can not only wield one of the seven swords of the mist, but can also use the Yondaime Hokage's famous jutsu. You'd make the perfect addition to my collection."
"Funny as a new artist I was going to tell you the same thing. So do me a favor, and show me what you really got." Naruto said releasing his weighted seals.
"Then if you are truly an artist. I will show you my art." Sasori said as the back of puppet split open allowing the redheads pail body to climb out.
"You know if you weren't a glorified puppet you'd actually be kinda cute." Naruto grinned readying his blade again.
"You know I'm biologically male right?" Sasori said readying the strings to his Hiruko. "Now show me what the legendary Kubikiribocho can do in your hands Naruto."
Naruto grinned making a shadow clone who rushed Sasori's left flank while he himself teleported behind Hiruko only to be met by his metal tail. Naruto meet him with the hole at the end of his blade. Twisting it in order to snap the tail in two.
Meanwhile the clone's blade was met with the iron sand of the Sandaime Kazekage. The clone cursed launching a great breakthrough in an effort to push the sand back. While Naruto created several shadow clones to surround the area.
"Now now Naruto-kun you know I can control over one hundred of these puppets at once."
"Oh they're not for fighting." Naruto grinned as the clones began going through hand seals.
"Five seal barrier: increased gravity barrier." The clones stated in unison as a large purple barrier rose around two of them.
Sasori's knees buckled as he felt the gravity increase around them. "You see Sasori. I train in a hundred times this planets gravity. Right now we're at four times earth's gravity. Your artificial joints are slightly stronger than an average human's so this shouldn't be too difficult for you. Now if you were still human you'd feel your breathing getting heavy as the pressure starts to compress your chest making it harder to breathe. It'll also take more chakra just to keep your iron sand in the area. Every minute that passes the gravity increases. Soon it'll get to the point where you'll no longer be able to move your fingers."
Sasory smirked as he launched another wave of sand from his puppet. "Then I guess I'll just have to incapacitate you, before that happens."
Naruto grinned. "How can you do that when you're already dead." Naruto said before disappearing in a poof of smoke. Only for his sword to appear through Sasori's chest.
"How'd you get past my sensor abilities?" Sasori asked as his breathing became labored.
"The entire barrier is created from my chakra. It causes a sensor's natural ability to go haywire. You'd actually have to be actively be looking for me to notice where I was. You believed you were looking at me so you let your guard slip for a moment."
Sasori grinned. "Done in by my own hubris. How fitting. Do me a favor Naruto-kun. Use this body as one of your puppets. So that my art may live on."
"I will. This sword has been outfitted by the Shinigami to allow me to absorb the knowledge, and skill sets of those it strikes down. Your art shall live on through me Sasori-sensei." Sasori smiled as the heart of his puppet exploded into pieces.
"Good job Naruto-kun." Kyoko's voice came from the edge of the barrier as she moved further into the area illuminating her beautiful face. "Kushina-chan will be waiting for you at your parents' home in Konoha when you get home. Currently her body is in her bed regenerating. She'll be the same age she was that she died. Which at this point is only twenty. Meaning you'll be closer to siblings than mother, and child." Her face changed to a teasing grin as she crossed her arms under her breast pushing them up slightly. "Or something more if your current pattern is anything to go by."
Naruto's face turned red. "I have no idea what you're insinuating Kyoko-hime." Naruto said looking away.
Kyoko smirked swaying her hips as she walked forward dragging a finger down Naruto's chest. "Oh I believe you know exactly what I'm insinuating Mr. Uzumaki." She leaned in whispering in his ear. "Just know this. You've peaked my interest. If you continue to do so. Well you better tell Ameyuri-chan that she's not the only woman who likes to be on top." She giggled nibbling on his ear.
"Yes ma'am." He said as he felt a shiver go down his spine.
"Look under your pillow when you get home." Kyoko giggled, before disappearing in a purple flame.
Naruto composed himself, and sealed Sasori, Hiroku, and the Sandaime Kazekage's puppets into a scroll. He then turned, and headed back towards the village.
When he arrived he found his squad involved in a large scale battle with Deidara just outside of the city walls. Creating a shadow clone. Naruto readied a wind Rasenshuriken while the clone readied a fire one.
"Clone style: Inferno Rasenshuriken!" The two yelled throwing their attacks at Deidara.
The attacks hit with high speed causing the man to fall out of the sky. Naruto quickly moved to catch him. Slapping a chakra suppression seal on his back. "Call Ino tell her to get here asap for an interrogation."
Gaara nodded sending a messenger bird back to Konoha. He then turned to his men, and began giving orders. "I want him on complete lockdown. Nobody comes in without me, or Naruto present."
"Yes Kazekage-sama." The men responded taking the now sealed Deidara into custody.
True to his word. While the rest of the team waited patiently for Ino to arrive. Naruto moved to the desert behind the village, and using the Nativity of a world of trees technique. He created several rows of fruit trees, and a small field of empty grassland. He then used Rampart, and Waterfall to create a small lake that ran to the edge of the miniature forest.
"It's beautiful Naruto-kun." Temari said as she marveled at the forty acre spread.
"Thank you Temari-chan. The aquifer I created under the waterfall is enough to last Suna the next ten years if they use the same amount Konoha does. At which point I'll have enough chakra back to come back, and create a much larger one. The only reason i didn't this time was because of all the high level techniques I've been throwing around today. Even my stamina has its limits."
Temari giggled, and wrapped her arms around Naruto's neck smiling. "It's perfect Naruto-kun. You've done more for our village then anyone has the right to ask." She said kissing him on her tiptoes.
"It's your home Temari-chan. Which makes it just as important to me as my home." He said kissing her back.
"You're the best Naruto-kun."
It only took two days for Ino to arrive in Suna, and begin her interrogation of Deidara. After comparing the intel they got from him with the intel Naruto absorbed from Sasori. They deduced that the leader of Akatsuki, or at least the public leader was a man named Pein. Who was now the leader of Amegakure.
"So what's our game plan?" Kakashi asked as the group as they sat around the table in the Kazekage's dining room.
"Naruto how far can that technique of yours teleport you, and one other person?" Gaara asked.
"It would take about four jumps to get from here to Konoha. With one person I can do three jumps, before stopping to rest."
"Show me on the map where you'd like to put the jumps. This way we can establish safe houses, and supply caches at each one. I'll be sending Temari back as Suna's delegate in Konoha. Leave me the one Kunai that will likely be here in the land of Wind, and place the other markers on your way back to Konoha."
"I'll be leaving Konoha once we return. I have business in Kumo with several of their shinobi, and the Raikage." Naruto said as he pointed to a section of desert about two thirds of the way into Wind.
"You're not going to collect more girlfriends are you Naruto-kun?" Ameyuri giggled.
"It may whined up that way. Once news was made public of my return from the dead, and my heritage. The Raikage sent a proposal for a marriage contract. Citing several of his top kunoichi as possible candidates. He's looking to broker an alliance with Konoha."
"Who are they offering up. I've been to Kumo quite often." She replied putting her hands on her chin.
"From the letter Tsunade sent. It was four of them. Samui, Yugito, Karui, and Mabui."
"I've met them. Samui, and Mabui are busty beauties. Yugito is toned, and athletic. Karui is the perfect mix of both. Nice C-cups, and a toned waits, and ass. Samui is a fucking ice cube. Karui's got a temper that makes me suspect her of being a Uzumaki. Mabui, and Yugito are a healthy mix of the two. Calm under pressure, but feisty, and playful. Which is to be expected considering that it's public knowledge that Yugito is the jinjuriki of the Nibi."
"Hmm that does beg the question of what would happen if two jinjuriki produced an offspring. As far as I know it's never happened before. Though I do theorize it'd come with astronomical chakra reserves." Naruto said putting his finger to his chin.
"It would be interesting to see." Gaara agreed as a messenger hawk flew into the kitchen sitting in front of Naruto.
Unfolding the note, he read through it, and sighed. "That's just great."
"What is it Naruto-kun?" Temari asked in concern.
"That fucking overgrown garden nome of a Tsuchikage has called for me to go to Iwa to discuss a marriage contract with his grand daughter." Naruto growled crumpling the paper. "And in the interest of peace has agreed for me to hear him out."
Ameyuri, and Temari moved to the side of their new boyfriend rubbing his back. "It's ok Naruto-kun we'll be right next to you the whole time." Ameyuri said kissing his head.
"Yeah, besides Tsunade said you'd hear him out. She never said you'd agree to anything." Temari added squeezing his hand.
"Besides even if he doesn't like it. We'll just kick everyone's ass we have to until we get back home." Ino smiled leaning across the table to look into his eyes, and rub his cheek.
"It appears you've got another admirer Naruto-kun." Temari smirked flicking his forehead.
"It's not his fault he's got a sex pheromone oozing of of him." Ameyuri giggled squeezing his crotch under the table.
"Is that it Yamanaka. You got caught in the fox's pheromone trap?" Temari teased seeing the tint of read that was dustin Ino's cheeks. "You planning to venture into his den looking for the treasure inside."
"Oh, and what a treasure it is. Why don't you see for yourself Temari-chan." Ameyuri grinned grabbing Temari's hand placing it on his cock. She instinctively squeezed.
"Oh Kami." Temari whispered.
"What is it Temari?" Ino asked curiously.
Temari merely blushed, and held up a finger from each hand. Both about a foot from the other. Ino's eyes widened as she looked over at Naruto who merely blushed, and lowered his head. "I know it's not that big." He said with a quivering lip.
"Naruto-kun that thing is fucking huge if it's that big." Ino said looking at him. "Who the hell told you it was small?"
"Sakura. During our last year in the academy, and all the way up until Sasuke defected. She'd corner me after class, or team meetings. She'd say that she needed to practice to be a good wife for Sasuke in the future. She'd follow me to my apartment. Saying it was the best place to go if we didn't want to get caught. It was because I lived alone in Konoha's red light district.
She'd sit me on the bed, and pull my pants down. She'd practice oral, and riding on me. She told me I'd be in trouble if anyone ever found out. She'd always make sure to point out that Sasuke was most likely bigger, and that even with his stomach covering most of it. Choji was probably bigger than me. Even without his families jutsu." Naruto said hanging his head.
"I'm gonna kill her. Slowly, and painfully." Ino said growling.
"Not before me blondie." Ameyuri added clawing the table.
"Both of you are gonna have to get in line." Temari said already grabbing her gear.
Everyone stopped as they felt the room begin to freeze. Normally that wouldn't be to suspicious. Except this was Suna… In July. Everyone turned, and looked at Haku whose body was shaking, as she clenched her fist. "That bitch." She mumbled digging her fingers into her palms. "She raped my Naruto-kun, and blamed him for it. I'll kill her. I'll make her watch while I crush her still beating heart in my hand, but first I'll make her watch while I freeze, and crush her precious Uchiha's pea sized testicals."
"I vote she gets first dibs." Ameyuri said with a shiver. "All in favor." Everyone raised their hands in response, as Gaara sent the overly eager hawk back to Konoha with a request to have Sakura detain pending interogation on the charge of statutory rape. As well as blackmail, and sexual extortion. Seeing as how Naruto was still considered a minor when he was in the academy.
Five days later the team was back in Konoha with the entire Konoha eleven,their senseis, Ameyuri, and Temari present in the Hokage's office. Sakura was sat in front of the Hokage. Her hands cuffed behind her back. "Tsunade-seama what's the meaning of this. I haven't done anything wrong." She looked around seeing the Anbu standing in the corner. "Is this about me filing appeals on Sasuke-kuns behalf?"
"No this is about the statutory rape of Naruto Uzumaki. Ino Yamanaka will display your memories of that length of time on the wall for all of us to see." Tsunade said as Sakura's face paled.
Ino activated the jutsu. Her mind tethering to Sakura's before Sakura's memories shot from her head displaying on the wall. "Huh, and here I thought we'd just watch the movie on her big ass forehead." Naruto said crossing his arms.
Ino giggled causing the image to go fuzzy for a moment. "Stop Naruto-kun I need to concentrate." She said bringing the image back into focus. Bot Ameyuri, and Temari elbowed Naruto playfully in the ribs.
The images clearly showed Sakura molesting, and extorting Naruto exactly as he had said. "Sakura Haruno, in light of the evidence presented. I have no choice but to find you guilty of all charges. However seeing as how you committed these crimes against the son of a former Hokage, and the heir to two of Konoha's prestigious clans. Something I'm sure many of the shinobi in this room. Myself included take very seriously." Tsuned said looking around the room at the other clan heirs, and the clan head in Asuma's case. recieving nods from each of them. Even Choji, and Kiba. Two of the happiest, and most jovial of the group next to Naruto himself had stern looks on their faces.
"Tsunade-sama please. In light of my five years of service to the village. I beg for leniency." Sakura said hoping the Hokage would show her some form of mercy.
"As much as I'd like to throw you out that window, and banish you from this village. That decision is out of my hands." Tsunade informed her folding her hands under her chin. "You see Haruno. Since you committed a violent act against a member of one of Konoha's clans. That makes this a clan affair. As such you will be signed over as a legal slave to Naruto Uzumaki. Your fate lies in his hands. You are his property now. He may kill, torture, banish, or rape you. He can even use you as a breeding farm to restore the Uzumaki clan."
Sakura's face flushed with horror, as she looked at Naruto, and then back to Tsunade. "Please Tsunade-saama be reasonable. This was years ago. I was just a kid. I was experimenting. I didn't mean any harm by it"
"Don't beg me for mercy Haruno. Beg your new master. Naruto-kun get your pet out of my office." Tsunade ordered dismissing the impromptu court.
Naruto walked forward slapping a chakra seal on Sakura's neck, before uncuffing her, and tossing her to Kakashi. "Kakashi take her back to the guild hall, and lock her in my office. Nobody touches her until I get back."
"And where are you going fearless leader."
"My mother is waking up soon. I would prefer she not be alone when she does." Naruto said jumping from the window. While it was true that he wanted to see his mother. He also wanted to go to the clan's private training ground in the back of the compound. It was the perfect place to test out his new puppets in a private place.
When Naruto arrived he heard the sound of slow deep breaths coming from the upstairs bedroom. Following the sounds. He opened the door to the master bedroom to see Kushina lying naked on the bed. Her flawless pale skin glistening in the sunlight that peeked through the curtains.
"Good Morning Naruto-kun." She said with a smile opening her eyes. "It's been a long time."
"Yeah but you're back now, and that's all that matters." Naruto smiled, before he was tackled, and hugged by a flying Kushina. Who immediately pushed his head into her breast. Hugging him like he'd disappear if she let go. "Madam as much as I appreciate hugging you after sixteen long years. You may want to put on some clothing."
Kushina blushed looking down at her naked form, before gaining a teasing grin. "What's wrong Naruto-kun. Am I not as pretty as the other girls Shinigami-sama says you've been running around with."
Naruto grinned having some experience with this now thanks to Ameyuri. "Now now I didn't say that. However if you continue to sit here in front of me. Completely naked looking as beautiful as you do. I'll have no choice but to ravage you until both of our legendary Uzumaki stamina gives out."
Kushina's face reddened. However her Uzumaki stubbornness wouldn't allow her to give up the game. "As much as I'd love to see that Naruto-kun. You don't get to just bed the princess of Whirlpool because you're a cutie with a silver tongue. You've got to earn it. Now I know all about the CRA. So I have a proposal."
"And what would that be great Uzu-hime." Naruto smiled looking at her.
"We start out as roommates, and friends. Since I came back at the age of twenty one. We're closer to being peers than mother, and son. So we let things to take their natural route."
"I'm good with that, but be warned. You tease me by walking around naked, or the like. I will be forced to institute a slap ass police." Naruto chuckled.
Kushina giggled. "I'd expect nothing less from the head of the Uzumaki clan, and the leader of the scruffy mercenary guild of Konoha." She said standing. "Now come on I'm hungry, and Ichiraku sounds perfect right now." She turned towards the closet. Only to receive a smack on her ass. "eep. What was that for?"
"Ten minutes, and you still haven't put clothes on. Smack ass came into effect." Naruto grinned. "And what an ass it is."
Kushina blushed going towards the closet. Putting an extra sway in her step as she did.
The two spent the rest of the day catching up. Kushina told him stories of her time as a kunoichi. Naruto told her about his life growing up, and the adventures he had, both with his team, and after ending up in waves.
The two were currently enjoying their tenth bowl of ramen when Haku entered the restaurant. "I'm sorry to interrupt your daily inhalation of ramen, but you wanted me to inform you when the Kumo team was ready to depart."
Naruto looked up at her, a mouthful of ramen still in his mouth."Thank you Haku-chan." He managed to get out without spilling the ramen.
"Naruto-kun what have I said about talking with your mouthful?" She asked with a sickly sweet smile.
Naruto quickly swallowed his ramen, before chuckling nervously. "Um I have no idea what you're talking about Haku-chan. I would never be so stupid as to forget my table manners in front of three beautiful women."
Ayame, and Kushina blushed at being called beautiful. While Haku merely smiled, and placed her hand on his thigh. "Now Naruto-kun. You wouldn't be trying to slip out of your mistake with silver words. Now would you?" She asked.
"Of course not. I take full responsibility for my actions, and apologize for any uncomfortability those actions may have caused." Naruto said raising his hands.
Kushina giggled, while Ayame made a whip sound. "Good. I would hate to think what could happen if you lied to me." She smiled kissing his forehead. "Now finish eating, and we'll head out in about two hours."
"Ok Haku-chan. Want some ramen?" He smiled offering her a seat.
"I'll take a rain check on that Naruto-kun. I already had dinner, before I came to find you.." She smiled turning to head back, and pack her own equipment for the trip to Kumo.
"Wow Naruto-kun, I didn't know you were so well trained." Ayame said with a giggle as she served him another bowl.
"Haku-chan just likes to ensure I maintain my table manners when in the presence of a lady." Naruto said looking over his shoulder. As if the girl could hear him from wherever she was in the village.
"Well I'm glad someone is keeping you on track." Kushina smiled as she slurped down her ramen.
"Well I have a mission to pack for, and you have clothes to buy. Because as good as you look in them. You can not continue wearing my cloaks as dresses." Naruto said with a smile, as he placed the money for the ramen on the table.
"Aww why not? You said I look good in them." She pouted hugging the cloak to her.
Naruto chuckled placing his hand on her cheek. Leaning in he gently whispered in her ear. "Yes, but I would prefer to see you in things that hugged that gorgeous figure of yours."
Kushina's face reddened before she responded. "Now Naruto-kun is that how one roommate speaks to another roommate?" She asked with a giggle.
"It is when said roommate is attempting a hostile takeover of the other roommates clothing so she doesn't have to get off her cute butt, and go shopping." He replied biting her ear.
"Fine I'll go shopping. But seeing as you're the clan head. I have no access to the clan funds. So therefore You're gonna have to lend me your cloak. Unless you want me doing missions butt naked." Kuushina said triumphantly.
"Does that mean you're not wearing any underwear?" Ayame asked with a blush.
"Take a look in the cloak, and tell me." Kushina said with a smirk leaning over to give the two of them a peek down her cloak. Naruto already knew the answer, but wouldn't pass up being given permission to peek down her clothes.
"Well you know Kushi-chan. Public nudity is legal in just about every country I know of. And I don't think anyone would mind a naked kunoichi performing missions."
Ayame, and Kushina both seemed slightly shocked. "You're telling me you wouldn't mind everyone eyeing me naked?" Kushina asked.
"Not at all. I know that kunoichi, and to a lesser extent shinobi often take seduction missions. I know that dating several kunoichi chances are one or more of them is going to have to seduce a target at some point. Besides I'm being allowed multiple partners, and the ability to sleep around as I please. Why shouldn't I allow them the same courtesy?"
"Wow Naruto-kun. That's pretty big of you." Ayame smiled rubbing his hair. "Now I'm extra glad you two stopped in. Aside from the fact that I know we'll be able to make rent this month."
"What do you mean Ayame-chan?" Naruto asked in concern.
"Well Naruto-kun you know you're our best customer." Naruto nodded. "Well with the stigma around you it kinda drove other customers away. You coming around. The money the Sadaime used to put on your tab every month kept the lights on. After you left we had to go into debt while we tried to build a new customer base. Dad had to take out two loans on the house. We've barely been staying above water since you left."
"Kushina-chan go back to the house, and pack my gear for me will you? I have some things to discuss with Ayame-chan." Kushina nodded running off to the house.
"Ayame will you close the shop for now?" Naruto asked.
Ayame nodded, and closed the door. "What did you wanna talk about Naruto-kun?"
"I take the old man is too stubborn to accept a generous gift from a lifelong friend."
"You'd be right on that end. I suggested asking you for some help once you got settled in. He said he didn't spend all those years teaching you to stand on your own, just to come, and ask you for charity sixteen years later." She sighed putting her head in her hand.
"Hmm so we have to find a way to get you some cash. While making it not look like a gift." Naruto pondered.
"Yeah. I wish they had one of those strip clubs here. I could probably make back the money in a week." She groaned.
"Strip club? What's that?" He asked raising an eyebrow.
"They're kinda like brothels. Only instead of sleeping with the customers. The girls dance on stage, and remove their clothes. People tip them by throwing money while they dance. They can also request private dances for a flat rate."
"Why have I never heard of these?" Naruto asked intrigued.
"Because they're relatively new. They just started popping up in Kiri after the fifth Mizukage took office. Some of the war orphans who had come of age opened a couple of them in the village. Since the war there has been going on for the past twelve years. A lot of them didn't have a quality education to fall back on once their conscription ended. I only heard about it from a traveler who happened to stop by the restaurant a couple of days ago." Ayame explained.
"If one of these were to open here. Would you actually work at one?" Naruto asked already running the numbers in his head to build stages, and stock a bar for a week. He might even see if he could get Choji to whip up a few recipes that could be prepared quickly.
"Yeah. I even know a couple of kunoichi who would moonlight there. The shinobi trade is good, but the high profile missions. The ones with the best pay. They normally go to the more recognized shinobi. People with names like, 'the copycat ninja', 'the genjutsu mistress', or 'the green beast of Konoha'. It's especially hard for kunoichi to get names like that. Currently there are only three in Konoha, and one of them is the Hokage."
"I've got a few high profile missions under my belt from the country of Waves. I'll have something ready to open by the time I come back from Iwa. Shouldn't be more than a couple of weeks, a month at the most. Can you guys hold out until then?"
"Maybe, like I said it's been a bit rough." Ayame admitted with a sigh.
"In that case make me eighty bowls of ramen to go. Get me twenty pork, twenty beef, twenty chicken, and twenty miso." Naruto smiled taking out a scroll.
"Naruto I doubt even you'll eat eighty bowls before they get cold."
Naruto began drawing storage seals on the scroll. "These seals will store the ramen, and keep it fresh until I'm ready to eat it. I'll store as you cook. They'll be hot, and ready whenever I decide to open them." Naruto smiled as he finished up another seal. Ayame smiled, and went straight to work cooking the order.
Once the order was complete. Naruto paid, and finished with the sealing process. "Alright Ayame-chan, practice your dancing skills. Because I expect a private audition when I get back." He smirked placing the scroll in his back pocket."
"So does that mean I have to start calling you boss?" Ayame asked with a blush.
"Oh I like that, but I think master suits me more." Naruto replied rubbing her cheek.
"Yes sir, I'll be ready when you get back." She said pushing her cheek into his hand.
After leaving the ramen stand. Naruto returned to his home, and found Kushina waiting for him with a scroll full of supplies. "This should be everything you need on your trip Naruto-kun. Before I came here I went to Tsunade, and registered with the mercenary guild. I'll be taking a few missions while you're gone."
"Do I need to get you a couple of outfits for missions, and shopping while I'm gone?" Naruto asked reaching for his wallet.
"That won't be necessary." She smiled. "You see I decided to test you your little public nudity suggestion. I found out that I really really like it." She giggled a small bit of excitement running down her thigh.
Naruto grinned, and walked forward slapping her ass. "I warned you." He said cheekly.
Kushina giggled shaking her ass lightly. "Oh I'm well aware of that Naruto-kun. However I never said I didn't like having my ass grabbed, and smacked. In fact your friend Kiba took a swipe at it when I stopped to visit Tsume-chan on my way home."
"Oh he did, did he?" Naruto smirked looking at her.
"Oh yes. I gotta say you've got some cute friends. Though if you wanna get back at him. His mom, and sister have had their eye on you since you got back. They said it's like you're admitting a pheromone that's been making every woman around you lose their inhibitions. It seems to affect the Inuzuka's more because of their heightened senses. It's like you being near has turned every woman into a drooling whore."
"I'll look into it, but first I have to go check my room for something the Shinigami left me." Naruto said walking back towards his room.
There on the nightstand was a note, and a stack of photos. Picking up the note first. He read it out loud. "Dear Naruto. If you haven't figured it out by now I might as well tell you. I've altered the pheromone you put out when you sweat. You see Kami, Yami, and I have a bet going. To see who can take over the elemental nations first. Yami has chose the man known as Madara. The one I asked you to kill. She let him out of hell to do so. His plan is to use a powerful Genjutsu to do so. To do it though he needs all nine bijuu.
Kami has chosen Orochimaru. A man who only ever sought knowledge, and power. His plan is through simple military expansion. I chose you. I'd suggest military expansion combined with taking over the criminal underworld. Your plan for this strip club is a good start. It's a great way to launder money, by mixing it with a cash trade.
I've left a scroll in the top drawer containing some basic dances for your main stage, and your private dance area. As well as some attractive costume design. Install a pole outside, and leave a shadow clone to lead some dancing classes while you're gone. I also left some 'motivation' for you on the table. Good luck Naruto-kun. Love Kyoko."
Placing the letter down. Naruto picked up the stack of pictures on the table. He was quickly aroused when he found out that the first few were of Kyoko in a set of lacy black lingerie. He could make out her nipples through the sheer material. "I wonder how that damn thing holds her up. There's no support whatsoever." He marveled as he flipped through the photos.
The last few showed the great Shinigami topless. Her thin G-string pulled up into her pussy lips. Revealing the cleft of her cunt. "Note to self. Kill Orochimaru soon. Then bust open the gates of heaven, and teach Kami-chan a lesson about her choice in men." Naruto said stashing the photos in his night stand, before departing for the gates to meet his team.