Here is a new story for you lovely people, this chapter contains the closest to smut I have ever written, that's your warning. I hope you enjoy it. Please review, I love to hear from you. Of course I don't own the characters.

"You Bastard!"

"Darling?"

"He's closed." The angry ginger stormed into the bookshop, and two customers rushed out. The door locking behind them.

"Now really Crowley…" The angel started completely baffled by his demon. "It's been two days since I saw you last. You haven't returned my calls. I'm quite certain I'm the one that should be upset not you."

"You're certain are you." The demon spat throwing sunglasses on the counter.

"Whatever is the matter?" A very confused angel led the demon to the back room.

"This is the matter!" Crowley gestured to her very feminane appearance.

"Well yes I was under the impression you weren't going to keep it longer than the other evening what changed?" Aziraphale studied his partner. "Not that I'm complaining you're very attractive in whatever form you chose."

"That's the problem, I don't seem to have a choice!"

"What do you mean?"

"I woke up next to you the other morning went to readjust as it were and couldn't. I panicked and went back to my flat. Two days later still nothing." The demon threw her hands in the air.

"Well that doesn't seem possible…"

"It getssss better." The demon hissed. "Because there won't be any readjusting. Not for oh say nine months give or take."

"What?" Aziraphale was a little slow on the get up." Oh! Oh! Wait...how?"

"Well when two beings with different genders and no protection have sex…"

"No, don't be ridiculous Crowley, I know how that works, but I mean you're not...not really a woman. I mean we don't have genders not really." The angel reasoned.

"Then you should tell that to the life currently growing in my stomach." Crowley growled. "This is your fault by the way. So don't think you're getting out of it."

"I wouldn't dream of...How is this my fault?" Aziraphale was suffering from to much information to fast.

"You wanted to experiment. 'Oh darling I've been thinking well this is going to sound quite ridiculous but I suppose I should just say it what is sex with a woman like?" The demon mocked, causing the angel to turn all shades of red.

Flashback

2 days ago

Aziraphale was laying next to his lover in the flat above the bookshop. He couldn't help but stare at his demons face, he had to be the most attractive being in existence.

"You're staring Angel." Crowley chuckled wrapping an arm around his very naked angels stomach.

"You're gorgeous." Aziraphale kissed his neck.

"But…" the demon prompted he always knew when his angel was nervous.

"I've just been thinking, the past couple months have been amazing, the best of my rather long life…"

"And…"

"Well...we've done a lot in the bedroom…"

"We have…"Crowley was peppering Aziraphale's neck and chest with kisses.

"I think I'd like to have sex with a woman." Aziraphale spit it out. "I mean just try it, I've read that being inside and well… at the same time…" The angel continued before Crowley could react.

"A specific woman?" Crowley turned on his side to watch his angel. "Or were you planning on pulling one in off the street?" The demon smirked, "And am I invited to join or is this to be done without me?"

"I mean I was hoping...in the past you've...I want it to be you...but if you don't …" Aziraphale stuttered.

"All you had to do was say so." The demon chuckled, Aziraphale watched as demonic features softened, hair lengthened, hips widened, and breast expanded. "Is this satisfying?"

"Oh yes." Aziraphale could feel his body reacting. "You're very beautiful."

"And do you know what to do with this body?" The demon teased going back to peppering kisses on her angel.

"I've...I've read books." Aziraphale gasped when Crowley pulled the angel on top of her.

"Well how about a hands on tutorial."

Current Day

"As I recall you took little to no persuasion." The angel returned, "You could have said no."

"And dealt with your pouting for centuries no thank you." The demon rolled his eyes.

There was a brief silence while the angel processed what he had just learned. "So you're really expecting?" He moved to his demon.

"Yup." She popped her 'p'. "Come here." She pulled his hand to her stomach. "Humans wouldn't be able to feel it yet, but it's there."

"A heart beat!?" The angel couldn't help but grin. "Oh but Crowley this is exciting. We're going to be parents!"

"Exciting? You think? How much do you know about pregnancy Angel?" Crowley groaned.

"Oh how long have you been standing, should you be on your feet?" Aziraphale tried recalling everything he'd ever read about pregnancy.

"That's what I thought." The demon walked past her partner and toward the liquor cabinet.

"Wait you can't drink that. Not now. Not in your condition." Aziraphale rushed to her.

"Two days Angel, humans wouldn't have the slightest clue, wouldn't even show up on those pregnancy tests of theirs yet. I can have a drink."

"Absolutely not." The angel snatched the bottle and moved the demon to the couch.

"Please tell me you're not going to be like this the entire time, because if so this is going to give Hell a run got it's money." Crowley laid out, kicking her heels off onto the floor.

"So what do we do now?" Aziraphale frowned. "Do we need a doctor, aren't there tests that need to be run."

"Wouldn't do any good yet. No human test could pick up the creature in my stomach yet. Only reason I figured it out was going through a list of reasons that would affect my ability to shift back. That's when I realized I had a second heartbeat." Crowley eyed the scotch bottle as the angel returned it to the cabinet.

"Don't call it a creature, it's our child, our wonderful miracle." Aziraphale came over and lifted Crowley's head just enough so that he could slide underneath her.

"You won't be calling it a miracle if it comes out with a forked tongue and a tail." The demon returned.

"Well that's not going to happen. Is it?"

"How should I know, it's not like there's a lai mas class for Angel/Demon pregnancies."

"We could ask…"

"Don't even say it. They kicked you out, you really think she'll be helpful."

"I suppose you're right." He started running his fingers through long ginger hair. "You know I was rather disappointed when you opted for a shorter hair cut. I had quite a few dreams of this situation...well perhaps not this very situation but...my fingers through your hair."

"Aziraphale." The demon breathed, "We can do this, can't we?"

"Of course we can my dear."