"..., YOU'RE FIRED!" Those were the final words of Vincent Kennedy McMahon, ringing in this Superstar's head. "Did he really just fire me?"That's what will happen. Right now, I'm going to talk about The Dynamic Duo.
"RKO! 1. 2. 3." The bell rang and Randy Orton has just become the WWE Champion. It took him to Hell and back for the title, but it was all worth it. He was only happy about the fact that he worked with his Shining Star, John Cena. Only thing is... Hunter Hearst Helmsley and Vincent Kennedy McMahon had a huge issue with them. On Monday Night RAW, Hunter, who is known as Triple H in the ring, announced that John would have to face Randy at Survivor Series, what pissed John off. As if they weren't split up enough, they had to face each other. Luckily, they share a locker room with each other at pay-per-views. John was on RAW, and Randy was on SmackDown Live. "WHAT!?" Randy shouted. "Yeah. We have to face each other at Survivor Series. If I lose, then I'm stripped of the Universal Championship." John sighed. "Mr. McMahon told me the same thing. What are we going to do?" "Well, I have an idea, but it's crazier than Dean Ambrose."
"What could go wrong?" "Everything." "You've got a point." "Well, let's hope this works." John and Randy walked into Mr. McMahon's office. "Well, what can I do for you, gentlemen?" Mr. McMahon greeted them. They took a deep breath and gave their request. "We want to be stripped of our titles." McMahon was taken back. He then thought why they were doing this. "Well, if this is about the match at Survivor Series, then I refuse to strip you of your titles for your respective brands. Unless one of you lose. When you do, you will not only be stripped of your title, you will be fired. And the match is now Winner Take All. Is that all?" He stated. "Yeah." They walked out his office. "Damn, that sucks." Randy sighed. "Yeah I know. Baby, I don't want to fight you." John complained. "I don't either, John-John."
John and Randy were in their hotel room, making love. "Oh my god... why do you always have to be so... awesome?" Randy whined in pleasure. "Why wouldn't I? It's the best thing for my Shining Star." John smiled back. "We are Shining Star. Shining... bright like a diamond." Randy smiled as he reached his peak. "I know..." John kissed Randy passionately as he, too, reached his breaking point. "Y'know, no matter what happens at Survivor Series, we are not going to be driven apart, not by the titles, not by Hunter, and not by Vince." John confessed to Randy. "You're right. I love you." Randy smiled as he drifted off to sleep. "I love you more." John kissed Randy's forehead and drifted off to sleep, thinking about how great the match will be.