It was a beautiful day in the town of Fucksfield, USA. People were enjoying some nice cold beer and just generally minding their own business. Two of these people were the Angry Video Game Nerd and his new sidekick, the Autistic Video Game Lad. The two of them were passed out after a long night of playing shitty games in the Nerd Room. The Nerd was wearing his usual attire of a white button up shirt and a pair of khaki pants. The Lad was wearing a white t-shirt underneath a brown jacket with blue jeans and a brown fedora. He previously wore a black t-shirt, blue jeans and a black fedora until the Polybius Incident, after which the Lad switched to his current attire. The Nerd was passed out on the floor of the Nerd Room, holding an empty bottle of Rolling Rock in his right hand while holding an NES controller in his left hand. The Lad was passed out on the couch, holding an empty bottle of Rolling Rock in his left hand while holding an NES controller in his right hand.
However, as the Nerd and Lad were passed out in the Nerd Room, a portal in the sky opened, releasing many demons that began attacking the world and turned everything into a shitload of fuck. Someone has to save the day, and it's up to the Nerd and the Lad to do so.
Back in the Nerd Room, the Nerd and Lad woke up from the noise that was going on outside. "Ugh...What the fuck is going on outside?" The Nerd groaned as he sat up.
"How the fuck do I know? We were down here in the Nerd Room all night, asshole..." The Lad groaned as he sat up as well. The two of them then proceeded to walk towards the basement window and looked through it, seeing all the demons running amok.
"What...the...fuck?!" The Nerd exclaimed in shock.
"There's fucking demons all over the place!" The Lad exclaimed in shock.
"I'm not fucking blind, Lad!" The Nerd replied before two demons flew towards the basement window.
"Oh, shit! Oh, shit!" The Lad exclaimed before him and the Nerd ran to grab their signature weapons: The Zapper for the Nerd, and the Wii Shotgun for the Lad. They then shot the demons as they came through the basement window, destroying them.
"What the fuck was that all about?" The Nerd asked in shock.
"NEEEEEEEEEEERDS!" Two familiar voices exclaimed as they entered the Nerd Room: It was the Nostalgia Critic and his nephew, the Modern Critic! The Modern Critic wore a white t-shirt underneath a white denim jacket along with white jeans and a white cap on his head, and was equipped with a double barreled shotgun, which was his equivalent to the Nostalgia Critic's pistol.
"Critics! I thought you died sacrificing yourselves to Death Mwautzyx!" The Nerd exclaimed.
"How the fuck did you two come back to life?" The Lad asked.
"We used an infinite lives code to revive ourselves!" The Nostalgia Critic explained.
"And we're gonna be the ones who are gonna save the world from Doomsday! And to keep you busy and distracted from saving the world, we've stolen all of your shit and scattered it across the world!" The Modern Critic added.
"Doomsday? What the fuck are you talking about?" The Nerd asked.
"It was all foretold in a prophecy that demons would one day invade Earth and try to destroy all life as we know it! And we're gonna be the heroes who are gonna save Earth by destroying all the fucking demons!" The Modern Critic explained while laughing maniacally.
"You fucking idiot! You shouldn't be informing them of that! Now they're gonna try and save Earth and get all the glory themselves!" Nostalgia Critic angrily shouted at his nephew.
"Oh, go fuck yourself, Uncle Critic! It's called freedom of speech!" Modern Critic retorted.
"No matter! We will take care of things! And have fun trying to find your shit! That'll keep you busy!" Nostalgia Critic told the Nerd and Lad before him and Modern Critic beamed out of there.
The Nerd turned to the Lad. "Those assholes stole our shit! We gotta get it back!" He told the Lad.
"No shit! Let's try to take out as many demons as we possibly can along the way!" The Lad replied.
"Indeed. Let's get the fuck out there and try to put an end to this shit." The Nerd replied back before him and the Lad left their house to go save Earth from the invading demons and recover their stolen shit.
The Nerd and Lad ended up outside their home, before going to Downtown Fucksfield to stop the invading demons from attacking the town. The Nerd and Lad began gunning down humans who have been mutated into demons with their Zapper and Wii Shotgun, respectively. "What a terrible day to have a fucking demon invasion. Couldn't they have came here next week? Next month? Next year? Next decade? How about they never fucking came here?" The Nerd asked in annoyance.
"We can't always get it our way, Nerd. That's something I've learned from spending 13 years reviewing shitty games with you." The Lad replied.
"Yeah, it's like, what were they thinking?" The Nerd replied back before him and the Lad continued gunning down demons. Neither the Nerd or Lad appeared to be horrified by the horror revolving around them, as they kept a stern and alert glare as their eyes continously darted around, just like Doomguy in the original Doom game. The Lad, like the Nerd, was equally capable of violence, killing without remorse, which stems from the Lad being indifferent to bloodshed given his violent upbringing. They eventually ran into a huge Cacodemon in the middle of town square.
"Look! It's a Cacodemon from Doom!" The Lad exclaimed.
"Let's see if those bastards are just as easy to kill in real life as they are in the game!" The Nerd replied as him and the Lad began pumping any ammo they had left into the Cacodemon before it exploded into bloody pieces.
"Fuck yeah!" The Lad exclaimed with a menacing grin.
The Nerd had an equally menacing grin on his face. "That'll teach those Flying Fuckernauts or Astro Bastards of demons not to fuck with the fucking Nerd and the fucking Lad!" The Nerd replied before him and the Lad found an abandoned military jeep.
"Hey, look! An abandoned military jeep! And the owner left the keys in it!" The Lad pointed out.
"Hey, you're right. Let's take this thing and move on to the next area to continue slaying those assholes!" The Nerd suggested.
"Alright, I'm driving!" The Lad replied as he hopped into the driver's seat while the Nerd jumped into the truck, finding a Super Scope in there.
"I'm the lord of the harvest! Bring it down! Bring it down!" The Nerd yelled as the Lad started up the jeep and the two of them began driving out of there.