Not everything is perfect in the Potter household. In fact, it's downright pitiful.

A parody of Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone. Will contain: The Dursley's attempt to "make it in the music industry, A brief glance at the brother of The Burger King and of course every one's favorite model students Gred and Forge.

Rose Weasly and Scorpius Malfoy love story. They both are in their fifth year of Hogwarts and they also can not stand each other. But as the saying goes, "opposites attract".

The original Sacred Twenty-Eight family names are either nonexistent or no longer pure-blood. But there are twenty-eight new families replacing them.

Set in an Alternate Universe years before the rise of Voldermort a young muggle born wich named Esme Lagan came to Hogwarts. A clouded past and an unlikely friendship Esme enters the world of magic.

Lily is fed up with her rude flat neighbor and decides it time to say something.

a half-baked wizard child, harry dodder, dies numerous times in this exciting quest to become a real boy. From the minds that haven't actually done anything, ever, comes a story of Cthulhu worshipping, gravity-defying middle schoolers, and other stuff like cannons and large birds.

(Daily Prophet Article) We bring you all the juicy gossip and fashion disasters from the most hotly anticipated wizarding wedding of 2001.

Nunca quitó el dedo del renglón a lo que ella consideraba un reto personal. ["La Copa de las Casas 2015-16" del foro "La Noble y Ancestral Casa de los Black"]

Dumbledore grooms Snape to be his spy. Parody of "Popular" from Wicked.

Up until the seventh year, James's attempt to woo Lily are... let's say... unsuccessful. A story about how James has tried to ask Lily out on a date through their years at Hogwarts, why she always turned him down and what led her to finally say yes.

The war had left him and with no will to live. But maybe not everything is lost for Harry. Will it be enough for him to stay here? Two-shot. Slash.

Ever wonder why Snape is such a bastard? Read his journal, beginning shortly after the fall of Voldemort.

Elizabeth Potter; Sister, Daughter, Witch. A biological brother she can't remember. Seven adoptive siblings she couldn't live without. Her birth parents deceased. Her adoptive parents, as loving and caring as anyone could hope for. And now her blood brother was returning to her world. Her first year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry would be interesting make no mistake.

Before Harry can get rid of many of the irrelevant traditions that hinder the magical world, first he must embrace them. Harry/Narcissa/Daphne. Contains smut and a little bit of Ginny bashing.

After the death of his godfather and the revelation of the prophecy, Harry realises that he's been shaped into becoming a weapon for the light his entire life. Some advice from a friend leaves him wondering if that is such a bad thing after all. (Fully summary and what you can expect inside). Will likely contain elements from several genres.

After the war, Fleur learns a thing or two about how to be strong. (Bill/Fleur drabble, death mentions, angsty)

"I dare you to find out if James Potter is a virgin." Well, Lily's never been one to back down from a dare, but this one turns out to be far more than she anticipated.

Hermione is attempting to find herself after the war. To rediscover who she is when her life isn't on the line, when her every decision and action don't carry grave consequences. She decides to go back to Hogwarts to give herself a year to breathe. As does someone else...*On Hold*

The war was over and the Light was victorious. But for Harry, too much was lost and it was too much for him to bare. JKR still owns all the rights to Harry Potter.

Dudley Dursley hasn't been in the room at the end of the hall in over twenty years. However, a single letter shattered his desire to never return to #4 Privet Dr. "Dear Mr. Dursley, we are pleased to announce that you have been accepted at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry..."

Tandis que la seconde épreuve du Tournoi des Trois Sorciers (qui sont désormais quatre) approche à grands pas, Harry n'a toujours pas résolu l'énigme. Hermione se rend donc, comme d'habitude, à la bibliothèque avec l'espoir de trouver une solution, comme toujours. Mais ce qu'elle y trouve pourrait bien lui faire perdre du temps…

AU. Social outcasts, thieves, murderers: the captain leads his motley band of soldiers to pursue mercenary goals, amassing fabulous riches that draw the ire of the overlord. The wise wizard sits in his castle, redrawing boundaries and stoking wars. A chance discovery leads Sergeant Granger to suspect that there is more to this mercenary business than meets the eye.

A new student not on the student list comes to Howarts. May contain some fluffiness and other not sure how store will go. May or may not always follow cannon. don't like, don't read, please do not flame.

¿El primer amor alguna vez se olvida?