KotLC reacts to idea's and other stuff.
Chapter 1
Sophie, Fitz, Keefe, Biana, Dex, Linh, Tam and marella are siting in an empty void. I appear in the void.
Marella: Ewww! Look at him, he's so ugly.
Me: You shouldn't assume my pronouns.(He, Him) Also Mare I'm not that ugly.
Marella: Is he flirting with me.
Me: Chill, I'm not flirting with you. Your so obviously lesbian.
Marella and Linh share a look and then blush.
Fitz: Who are you, how did you get here, how do you know us.
Me: To figure all these out where going to play a game of twenty questions.
Dex: Lets just get this over with. Are you an Elf.
Me: I am whatever I want to because I CONTROL THIS UNIVERSE.
Sophie: Wasn't that a yes or no question.
Me:
Fitz: Do you have any thing to do with the fact that we were randomly transported to this void.
Me: Yes
Fitz: Could you please send us back to were we where before.
Me: Once I reach around 1000 words.
All: What!
Me: That's not a yes or no question.
Sophie: Are you writing this conversation.
Me: Yes
Tam: Could you let me leave.
Me: No.
Tam: do you have the power to let me leave.
Me: Yes.
Tam: Then why won't you let me leave.
Me: Because your entertaining to me readers.
Keefe: People are reading this!
Me: In theory yes. No one will probably read this trash so I guess I'm righting for imaginary readers.
Tam: That is really really sad.
Linh: Tam, It's sad but not that sad.
Keefe: Wow your so pathetic that even Linh say's your sad.
Linh: She's only a little sad.
Me: Okay, keep on asking me questions. I'm delusional and I think I can reach 1000 words this chapter.
Biana: How do you know who we are.
Me: There's this series called KotLC.(Oops wasn't a yes or no question. To lazy to correct it.)
Marella: What type of acronym is half upper case.
(The universe pause's as I take a fourth wall break because my lunch period's over. Pun intended.)
Me: Wait. How did you figure that out. Your supposed to think this is a spoken conversation.
Sophie: You literally told us that you were writing a story.
(I should try not to overuse fourth wall breaks)
Me: So back to the topic. I know about you by reading a book series about you.
Me: Okay chapters over.
All but Tam: We didn't get to 1000 words.
Me: I was delusional to think I would get to 1000 words.
All but Tam: We didn't get to ask you all twenty questions.
Me: I'm bored of that.
Me: Tam why didn't you complain.
Tam: I want this chapter done with.
Me: Just so you know, this version of your self's exists only when I'm writing about you.
All: WHAT!
Sooooooo. How horrible was that. Please tell me in the reviews.