Author's Note: Well, everyone knows how this kinda of fics work, 22 contestants shuffled, and just like the Randomverse, I'm also gonna mix some of my OCs from my other fic Total Drama the Return to Boney Island, so well let's begin.
Disclaimer: I don't own Total Drama, the shuffled concept or (most of) the characters here.
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Ep 01: Not So Happy Campers Part 1
The episode begins showing a beautiful landscape, with a huge lake and some trees near it. Suddenly a man appears in the scene, he was wearing a dark shirt and had black hair.
"Yo!" He greets with an enthusiastic tone "we're coming at you live from Camp Wawanakwa, somewhere in Muskoka, Ontario. I'm your host Chris McLean, dropping the season one of the hottest new reality show on television, right here!" As he finished the sentence he began to walk down the dock.
"Here's the deal, twenty-two campers have signed up to spend 8 weeks at this crummy old summer camp. They'll compete in challenges against each other, then face the judgment of their fellow campers. Every three days, one team will either win a reward, or watch one of their team mebers walk down the Dock of Shame, take a ride on the loser boat, and leave Total Drama Island for good."
"Their fate will be decided here," he says while gesturing to the tree stumps behind him "at the dramatic campfire cerimony, all but one camper will receive a marshmallow." He begins to eat one before continuing. "In the end only one camper will be left standing and will be rewarded with cheesy tabloid fame and a small fortune, which let's face it, they'll probably gonna blow in a week."
"To survive, they'll have to battle black flies, grizzly bears, disgusting camp food, and each other. Every moment will be caught on one thousand of cameras situated all over the camp. Who will crumble out of pressure? Find out here right now, on Total... Drama... Island!"
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(Intro)
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"Alright" the host said. "Time to meet our first eleven campers. We told them they'd be staying on a five-star resort so... if they seem a little peeved off, that's probably why." A boat then arrives revealing the first camper: a white boy, with short brown hair perfectly styled, he was dressing similar clothes as Chris. "Topher! What's up?"
"Chris!" the boy said "I'm your biggest fan! It's an honor to meet you!"
"Equally" the host replied.
"But I must admit you're way shorter than I expected" the fanboy added as he measured their heights with his hand.
"What?" the host said in surprise. Meanwhile another boat arrived this time dropping a white girl with east asian descent, she had black hair and was dressing a pink dress ressembling a fairytale princess.
"You know I..." Topher began to say but got cut by the host.
"I got it Topher now go back to the dock now" Chris said as the boy just said 'okay' before walking off meet Ella!" the host announced the princess as she began walking towards him.
"Hello everyone and hello Chris, it's my time to shine 'cause I am here to wiiiiin!" She begins singing until she reaches Chris, she then stops to look around "Is this really the place? I thought we would stay at a resort or something else".
"Yep this is the place" The host replied with a light chuckle, the princess just shrugged before walking off. Another boat arrived, with a white boy dressed as a military cadet with dog tags around his neck.
"Brick McArthur, reporting for duty sir!" the cadet announced himself as he saluted to the host who looked at him raising an eyebrown.
"Eh, okay soldier!" the host replied with a salution to the cadet.
"Dude, you know this isn't a military platoon right?" Topher asked him.
"I know" Brick replied "but there's nothing wrong on always be prepared".
"Prepared for what?" Ella asked in confusion.
"For war" the cadet replied dramatically as both Topher and Ella looked at each other in a mix of confusion and surprise.
"Okay..." Chris said slowly as Brick walked off screen "God we chose so many weirdos".
The next camper was a goth, wearing black leggings, a skirt and a corset "Hey Gwen" the host greets.
"You mean we're staying here?" The goth asked.
"No, you're staying here," the host replied. "My crib is an Ainstream A/C right there."
"I didn't sign up for this!"
"Actually," he objects while holding a pile of papers, "you did." Gwen then took the papers and ripped them in half in front of the host. Unaffected Chris begins to say "The great thing about lawyers, is that they make lots of copies."
"I'm not staying here."
"That's cool, hope you can swim though, because your ride just left."
"Jerk!"
Loud party music began to play as the next boat was arriving, carrying a blonde guy wearing a cowboy hat, shorts and a pink shirt showing his abs, he flipped through the top of the boat and made it into the dock. "Chris McLean. Sup man, it's an honor to meet you man." He says while fist bumping the host.
"Geoff man. Welcome to the island man!" Chris greets him.
"Thanks man!" Geoff high fives the host and begins to walk off.
"If they say man once again, I swear I'm gonna puke." Gwen said. The camera cuts once again to Chris.
"Hey guys, this is Anne Maria!" The camera then proceeds to a show a girl with a bronze tanned skin, she had spoofy dark brown hair and wore a magenta top, shoes with the same color, light blue jeans and a pair of white hoop earrings. It quickly shows Geoff and Topher staring at her and Brick trying to hide his look before showing the girl again.
"So this is that Total Drama thing? " she asked with a Jersey accent "I thought we would stay at a 5 star resort or something else".
"Nope, no 5 star resort, just this beautiful summer camp" Chris replied with light sarcasm "Oh, and by the way, we only choosed you because of your looks".
"Eh, whatever I'd have chosen me because of this" she said cockyly as she began to spray her hair and walk towards the other contestants. She continued to spray it next to them causing of them to cough.
"Do you really have to spray it next to us?" Ella asked politely.
"Yes" Anne Maria replied continuing to spray her hair.
"Ugh, those are gonna be the worst eight weeks of my life!" Gwen said.
The next boat arrives, with a dark skinned boy with black hair, wearing a black hoodie with a red shirt, shorts and a black hood.
"Hey everyone!" the boy waved.
"Luke, how is it going man." The host greets the boy.
"Sup, Chris, amazing to meet you." he replies the host with a light welsh accent "hey can I 'ug you?" he asked receiving an odd look from the host.
"Eh, sure I guess?" the host replied as they both hugged as the boy pulled a paper written 'kick me' and quickly put it on the host's back. All the other contestants watched the scene with different reactions, Gwen was smiling, Ella with a slightly worried look, Topher in disbelief, Brick was raising his unibrow, Geoff with a surprised look and Anne Maria not even paying attention.
"Ok I think that's enough" the host said as he ended the hug and Luke walked off the dock as he watched it scratching his head. Meanwhile a really tall white boy with ginger hair wearing a white shirt and a jeans overall walked in behind the host, he stopped to look at the host's back before kicking him causing Luke, Gwen, Anne Maria and Geoff to laugh. Ella and Brick were trying to not do the same and Topher was just shooking his head.
"The disrespect" the fanboy said.
"What makes you think you could do that?!" Chris asked annoyed with the kick.
"Huh? It's on your back" the boy replied while picking the paper on the host's back "here, it says 'kick me'" Chris just picked the paper and crumpled it with a glare towards Luke who was still laughing at the succesful prank.
"Alright you can join the others there".
"Wait you aren't even going to announce who I am?"
"You can join the others Rodney".
"That's better" the country boy said as he walked off as he stopped next to Anne Maria "hey" he said to the girl.
"Hi" the jersey shore reject said "nice kick you gave".
"Thanks" the country boy replied with an ankward laugh "you're pretty".
"I know" she replied with a cocky smile. A romantic tune began to play as the boy's eyes turned to hearts and a pink background appeared behind Anne Maria's face.
"Hey, are you okay dude?" Anne Maria asked confused as the boy kept staring at her with hearts in his eyes, the girl just shrugged and continued to spray her hair.
A pair of dark green shoes then steps into the dock, the camera then goes up to show the face of the owner of the shoes, a fairly masculine white girl with short blonde hair wearing a dark gray hoodie and black pants, she then snaps her fingers with a smirk as the camera quickly shows the scared looks of the other campers.
"Jo!" Chris announced her as she walked past him. Brick then walked in to greet her.
"My name is Brick McArthur" the cadet said as he saluted her as she raised an eyebrown "it's a pleasure to meet a strong competitor like you" he finished as he reached out his hand to greet her.
"Nah the pleasure is mine" she replied sarcastically as she grabbed the cadet's hand and squeezed it leaving him with a clear look of pain "G.I Joke" she then released his hand and walked off as the cadet looked at his hand in pain.
The next boat appeared carrying a white blonde girl, wearing a short red tanktop over a larger red tube top, an orange mini skirt, cowboy-like boots and a light blue bandana over her head.
"Contestant number ten is Lindsay!" Chris said announcing the girl as she looked at the host with a thoughtful look.
"I think I saw you somewhere else" the ditzy genius said.
"I'm Chris McLean" the host replied as the girl kept the look "the host of this show".
"No it's not that" she replied "oh yeah! I saw you on that figure skating show!" she said in sudden realization.
"I saw that show too, you definetly rocked it Chris!" Topher said.
"Thanks Topher, I knew I rocked on that show" Chris replied him with a grin.
"I heard that one of the guys dropped his partner on her head" Ella said.
"Really? What a loser" Jo said with a deadpan face.
"I hope someone drops me on my head too" Rodney said.
"Anyway Kyle, is this really the place?" the ditzy genius asked as she looked around in disgust "it looks... fairly different" she added as she then looked at the other contestants as Jo gave her a menancing smile causing the ditzy genius to gulp in fear.
"First of all it's Chris, and yes this is the place. Now go join the others there".
"Okay..." she said slowly as she walked off. The next camper arrived, he was the most thin of all them, he had red hair and was wearing a green glasses, a blue shirt with a picture of an hamburguer and was holding a keyboard.
"Harold, welcome to the camp." Chris greets him, but the dweeb just keeps looking around the camp.
"What's he looking at?" Geoff asked but got ignored.
"So you mean the show is in this crummy summer camp and not on some big stage or something?" He asks the host.
"Yep."
"Yes!" he said as he punched the air in happiness "that's so much more favorable to my skills" the nerd finished as he walked off
Another boat horn sounded, this time the camper in question was behind it on water-skis. She was a girl with african descent, with curly black hair, wearing a red shirt, a necklace and a blue jeans overall.
"Ladies and gentlemen, this is Hannah!" Chris screams to announce the next camper. She then begins to wave, until she reaches the dock. "Wicked surfing girl"
"Thanks." The girl replies him with a thumbs up before walking down the dock.
A loud hardcore punk tune begans to play, it shows the next camper who was with a foot on a speaker playing the said tune. He had a green mohawk, a black shirt with a skull on it, and a spiked collar. The boat stopped and he threw his duffle bag down and jumped onto the dock.
"Duncan, dude." The host greeted.
"I don't like surprises." The punk replied the host while brandishing a fist.
"Yeah, your parole officer warned me about that man. He also told me to give him a holler anytime and have you sent back to juvie."
The Punk just sniffed and said "Alright" before walking down the dock "meet you by the campfire gorgeous" he told Hannah who just replied with a 'eww', before standing next to Jo.
"Stay outta my way if you value your kiwis" the jockette threatened him.
"Same goes for you dude" the punk replied leaving the jockette annoyed by the response.
"Eh, you know that you can't say the same because she isn't actually a dude right?" Gwen said to him.
"Really?" he replied in a rather surprised tone.
Another boat could be seen coming, with another blonde white girl, she was wearing a baby blue hoodie, blue jeans shorts and was holding a red surfboard with her arms.
"Hey, what's up?" she said to the host.
"Alright, our surfer chick, Bridgette is here" the host said.
"Nice board" Duncan told her with a sarcastic tone "this ain't Malibu honey".
"I thought we were gonna be on a beach" she replied.
"We are!" Chris told them as the camera showed "the beach" in question as a wave took a seagull from it. The surfer chick just sighed.
"Great".
"Alright, that makes" the host began to say before getting interrupted by Bridgette's board hitting his head as she grabbed her bag on the floor.
"Oww, darn it! That hurts".
"Hey guys" she greeted Geoff, Harold, Duncan, Luke, Brick, Topher and Jo.
"Hey, I'm Geoff!" he greeted the girl as he moved right.
"What's up?" she replied as the rest of the boys and Jo quickly ducked her surfboard as she almost hit them with it.
"That was close" Harold said in relief.
"Hi, I'm Ella".
"Hey" the surfer chick greeted her as she almost hit Jo and the boys again.
"Watch the board, Malibu!" Jo scolded her.
"Okay we all know her now, can we like, move on please?" Gwen said with an annoyed tone.
"Someone seems to have woke up in the wrong side of the coffin today" Duncan taunted her as the goth just rolled her eyes.
The next contestant was a white blonde boy with a mix of eastern european and scandinavian descent, he was wearing jeans pants and a white shirt with red sleeves and a 'W' in the middle of it, holding what looked like a polish-english dictionary.
"Umm, hi?" he said while looking at the words in his dictionary.
"Wo... Woj... Wot. I'm sorry I can't pronounce your name".
"Wojciech" he told the host.
"Yeah, whatever just join the others there".
"How is he even gonna compete if he can barely speak english?" Rodney asked confused.
The next boat arrives as a white shoe stepped in the dock, revealing a black haired muscular white girl with a ponytail, wearing a dark blue top with matching gym shorts.
"Eva, nice, glad you could make it" the host announced her as she just walked past him. Jo and Wojciech were both looking at her, the jockette with a smile and the non-english speaker with bright eyes, the hothead then throws her bag at Jo who grabbed it with effort.
"Heavy huh? What do you have here, dumbbells?"
"Yes" she replied in a monotone tone.
"Cool".
"She's all yours" Duncan told Brick who just raised his unibrow.
"I never see a garl like you" Wojciech told her.
"What?" Eva replied confused with the boy.
"I mean ah, uh, ah kurwa!" the non-english speaker then hits his forehead and walks away head down as the hothead just shrugged. Meanwhile Chris was just watching the scene with a smile.
"Look! Fresh air!" a very high male voice could be heard, revealing a tiny black boy wearing a pair of glasses, a red hoodie and yellow shorts as he pointed everywhere "a real lake" he said pointing to the lake "birds!" he said pointing to the birds flying near it "real living people other than my mom!"
"Cameron! Welcome!"
"Oh my God, I can't believe I'm really here" the bubble boy said as he hugged Chris.
"Excuse me?" Jo asked with a raised eyebrown "have you ever left your house before?"
"Actually no, I lived on a bubble my whole life" he replied as he finished the hug with Chris "Hey, are you gonna be on my team?"
"Honestly, I hope not".
"Eh, I kinda get why" Cameron said as he shrugged in slight relief.
"Yeah, that's cool and all but here comes Max!" Chris said as a sinister tune played and he pointed to the next contestant who was arriving on its boat, a tiny white boy, with purple hair, wearing what looked like a gray jacket and matching pants, he was staring directly at the camera with a scowl and his hands at his back.
"Not thanks" he told Chris as he helped him to get out of the boat leaving a confused look on the host "so you must be the other competitors? Well I must say, none of you will be able to stop me! Whoever gets on my plans of dominating the world will fall!" he told them as he proceed to laugh maniacally leaving a weird look on the other contestants.
"Is he sane?" Lindsay whispered.
The camera then quickly cuts to the next boat as it dropped a pair of identical twins, both were white blonde girls wearing blood red cheerleader outfits, the one in the left had a beauty mark in her cheek and the other in the right was holding all of the baggage.
"Our twins! Amy and Samey!"
"Actually, it's Sammy" the twin in the right corrected the host.
"Well, Amy told us that everyone calls you Samey so".
"Yeah but" the nice twin began to say before getting interrupted by the mean twin.
"Samey! Stop wasting our time!" the mean twin scolded her "now come with me and bring our baggage".
"Okay..." the nice twin said slowly as she sighed, the camera then quickly shows Eva gruffing in anger at the scene before showing both twins walking off. Another boat appears quickly this time dropping a white boy who had brown hair and was dressed with a coat for colder weather and a dark blue hood.
"Ezekiel! What's up man".
"I think I see a bird" he replied looking up causing Cameron to give a light chuckle.
"I had the same reaction as him" the bubble boy whispered.
"Okay, look dude, I know you don't get out that much, been homeschooled your whole life, raised by freaky praire people, just don't say too much and don't get kicked off too early, okay?"
"Yes sir" the praire boy replied him.
"I'm surrounded by weirdos" Gwen said.
"Hey, everyone Izzy!" the host announced the last contestant, a redhead white girl, wearing a sleeveless green top and short shorts hidden by a lighter green sarong.
"Hi Chris!" she waved on the boat and runned on it "Hi! Hi! Whoa!" she said as she tripped out of the boat and slammed her jaw on the dock as everyone cringed.
"Ouch, that was bad" Hannah said with a light chuckle.
Ella then walked in to help the girl "come on guys I think she must have been hurt" the princess said as she helped Izzy to get out of the water, the wild card then landed on all fours and began shaking the water off like a dog.
"That felt so good!" she said "except for my chin, is this a summer camp? That's so cool! Do you have paper mache here? Are we having lunch soon?"
"That's actually a pretty good question, I'm sta'ving right now" Luke stated touching his belly.
"First things first, we need a group photo for the promo" the host stated "everyone at the end of the dock".
All the campers walked to the end of the dock as Chris jumped on the final boat and got his camera out. All the contestants posed as the host got the camera ready. Luke, Cameron, Ezekiel, Ella, Hannah and Max at the front with Harold, Duncan, Izzy, Topher, Gwen, Eva, Wojciech, Brick, Jo, Geoff, Bridgette, Amy, Samey, Lindsay, Anne Maria and Rodney right behind them.
"Okay, ready?" Chris asked them "1,2,3" he snapped the picture with the camera "oh hold on I forgot the lens scape" he added as he removed the lens scape of the camera "okay let's try again, 1,2, oh wait card's full. Hang on".
"C'mon take this damn photo already" Anne Maria yelled as she was still posed like the others.
"Got it" Chris announced "everyone say: Wawanakwa!"
"Wawanakwa!" all of the contestants replied before the dock broke down and all of them fell on the lake. A pile of pictures was then shown with the campers in distress on water, Cameron, Rodney, Lindsay, Jo and Topher were the only ones visible with different states of distress. Geoff's hat could also be seen in the picture.
"Okay guys, now dry off and meet me at the campfire pit in 10" the host told to the campers as they were all soaked and angry at him.
The camera then flashed to the campfire pit where Chris could be seen standing by the side and all the campers were gathered around the stumps.
"This is Camp Wawanakwa, your home for the next eight weeks" the host explained "the campers sitting around you are your cabin mates, your competition, and even your friends. Ya dig?" he continued as shots of the contestants looking at each other were shown "the camper who manages to stay at Total Drama Island the longest, without getting voted off will win, one hundred thousand dollars!"
"Hey excuse me" Duncan said "what would the sleeping arrangements be? 'Cause I want to request a bunk under her" the punk finished as he pointed to Gwen.
"Please, don't tell me I have to sleep next to him" the goth asked "or him" she continued as the camera showed Harold poking his nose.
"No, girls get one side of the cabin and guys get the other".
"Thank God" the goth said with relief.
"You know that we still have to sleep next to her right?" Hannah whispered to her as the camera showed Izzy chasing a deer as she imitated a bear.
"I can live with that" Gwen said as she and Hannah watched the scene in shock "I guess".
"Hey Chris, can I get a cabin with a lake view since I'm clearly the hottest here?" Anne Maria asked with a cocky smile as she was filing her nails.
"Well, you may be" the host replied "but that's not how things work here" he finished as the girl's smile turned to a scowl "so here is the deal, we're gonna split you in two teams, if I call out your name, go stand on the left" he stated as he pulled a paper and began reading the names "Gwen, Topher, Izzy, Rodney, Eva, Geoff, Bridgette, Brick, Amy, Samey and Ezekiel. From this moment now on, you are officially known as, the Screaming Gophers!"
Chris threw a green banner at Rodney, who unrolled it, revealing the team's logo.
"Cool, we're gophers!" Geoff said
"Yeah, yay" Sammy said in a rather sad tone.
"Awesome team name Chris!" Topher exclaimed.
"I didn't even know gophers could scream" Rodney stated as he scratched his head.
"And for the rest of you" the host continued as he turned to the rest of the campers "Hannah, Luke, Ella, Duncan, Jo, Cameron, Max, Lindsay, Anne Maria, Harold and polish dude, you are, the Killer Bass!" he finished as he threw a red banner at Harold who unrolled it revealing the team's logo.
"It's awesome" the nerd said "it's like, amazing".
"Okay campers" Chris said "you and your team will be on camera in every public place during this competition".
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Chris: "You will also be able to share your innermost thoughts on tape with video diaries anytime you want" he told the outhouse "let the audiance at home know what you're really thinking, or, just get something out of your chest".
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Gwen: "Okay" she began "so far, this sucks".
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Rodney: "Ah, Anne Maria, she is so confident and beautiful" he started with a dreamy look "it's a shame Chris has to be in the middle of true love and putting us on different teams".
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Loon: A random loon appears on the outhouse, applying lipstick to it's bill.
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Sammy: "That's so unfair!" she angrily told the outhouse "I just signed up to this show to stay away of my sister".
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"Alright, any questions?" Chris asked as the camera was ankwardly in the middle showing Lindsay and Topher's legs "cool, now let's find your cabins".
The camera quickly changed to two cabins, both with two doors each "Gophers, you're on the east cabin, Bass you're on the west" Chris instructed them as he walked past the camera.
The camera's viewpoint then changed to in front of a door of one of the cabins as it opened showing three bunk beds, a mirror, a wood burning stove and a dresser.
"It actually looks better than I thought" Sammy said as she opened the door while pretty much blocking it with her and Amy's baggage.
"Nobody cares Samey, now get out!" Amy said as she pushed her sister "And be sure to store my things".
"Okay" the nice twin said with a sigh as she got up and began to grab the baggages. Meanwhile Eva was watching the scene as she once again gruffed at the mean twin.
"Where are the outlets?" Lindsay asked as she got out of the girl's side of the Bass' cabin "I have to plug my straining iron".
"There are some in the communal bathrooms just across the way" Chris replied with a smile.
"Communal? Oh no c'mon!" the ditzy genius complained.
"Communal" Wojciech said trying to pronounce the word "what do it mean?"
"It means we all have to use it" Lindsay replied him.
"Oh" the non-english speaker said clearly pretending to understand what she said.
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Wojciech: He just appeared in the outhouse searching for the words Lindsay said in his dictionary "oh so that is what she say" he said as he finally understood it before cringing because of it.
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"Isn't it cool that the guys have their own room, eh?" Zeke said as he left the Gophers' cabin, getting weird looks from both Geoff and Topher "what?" the homeschooled guy asked confused as both of the boys walked in "did I say something weird, eh?"
"Hey Chris!" Luke screamed from the boy's side of the Bass' cabin grabbing the host's attention "Are we gonna have chaperones, or something like that?"
"You're all sixteen years old. As old as any counselour-in-training at a regular summer camp. So other than myself, you'll be unsurpervised".
"Really?!" the prankster exclaimed as he quickly ran to the cabin, but left a moment after as a high pitched scream could be heard, grabbing the attention of several campers as they all looked at the girl's side of the Bass' cabin.
"Who's dying?" Brick asked dramatically.
"Kill it! Kill it!" Lindsay screamed as she was trying to run of a cockroach.
"Oh c'mon all of this fuss because of a cockroach? Let me kill this stupid thing" Jo said angrily as she tried to stomp on the roach as it dodged it, Brick and Harold also tried to stomp on it but failed, several campers then joined Lindsay in screaming because of it. Duncan then walked in holding an axe.
"Help me" it were the roach's last words before getting cut in a half by Duncan.
"Well, that's one way to kill a cockroach" Gwen joked at it.
"If, you ever see another cockroach like this one, just tell me and I will protect you" Rodney told Lindsay as the ditzy Genius smiled at him, hearts could be seen on the country boy's face once again and a pink background could be seen behind her face.
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Rodney: "Wow, I've never felt that way before, me and Lindsay must have some kind of special connection" he told the outhouse "breaking up with Anne Maria will be hard, but it's something that I have to do".
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"They always go for the big guys" Duncan said as he shooked his head.
"Poor little roach" Ella said as she mourned at the cockroach getting a weird look from Duncan "she deserved better than this" she continued in tears as the punk walked away slowly.
The camera then cuts to the main lodge as the campers were lined up waiting to be served.
"Listen up! I serve it three times a day! You eat it three times a day! Now grab your tray, get your food, and sit your butts down now!" a tall black man, dressed as chef screamed.
"Excuse me" Cameron asked "are we gonna get all the major food groups?"
"Yeah, 'cuz I get hypoglycemic real bad, if I don't get enough sugar" Harold added as the chef slammed some sort of red smush, inside of a burger bun with a bowl with some white smush next to it.
"You'll get a lot of" the chef replied "SIT YOUR BUTT NOW!" he screamed as both boys quickly grabbed their tray in panic.
"Hmph, he isn't even that intimidating" Max told Brick who was standing next to him as the cadet just raised his unibrow to him.
"What was that?!" Chef screamed getting the attention of both boys "come closer shortstuff, I didn't hear you".
"Eh, I was just complimenting how goo... I mean evil this food looks" the villain wannabe told him with a nervous chuckle.
"I'm sure you did" Chef replied him with a scowl "now you soldier".
"Yes sir!" the cadet walked in as he saluted the chef.
"Hm, well-disciplined, I liked you" Chef told him.
"Thank you, sir".
"Now give me your plate" the cadet gave him the plate as Chef slammed more red smush on it. The smush somehow managed to reattach on Chef's spoon, however, he was able to knock it again as Brick walked away looking at his plate with a mix of fear and confusion. The next ones were Eva and Jo.
"So you're that Eva girl right?" Jo asked the hothead "those dumbbells you throwed at me earlier. You're really strong, can you tell me your training routine" she continued as Eva just glared at her and grabbed her tray causing the jockette to flinch "so it's gonna be like that? Okay" the jockette continued with a scowl as she watched Eva walking away.
"Next!" Chef screamed catching the jockette by surprise.
Anne Maria and Gwen could be seen next to each other, Rodney then walked in next to the jersey shore reject.
"So Anne Maria, uh, I have to tell you, ah, uh, it's all over between us" Rodney told her as he walked away fake crying.
"Huh, what?" the jersey shore reject said confused before shrugging and walking away with her tray. Gwen then looked at her plate as the smush on her plate moved slightly.
"Okay. I hate to be predictable and complain on the first day, but I think my food just moved right now" the goth said as the chef pulled a wood hammer and smashed it, leaving red smush everywhere "great, okay then" she continued with a nervous smile as she just walked away with her tray.
A shot of the two teams eating their food was shown then, the Bass eating on the right, next to Chef's window and the Gophers on the left next to the door. None of the campers seemed to be enjoying their food, except Luke who was eating it normally. A burger was seen crawling on floor going from the Bass table to the Gophers' one. The camera then panned on the doorway as Chris stepped in.
"Welcome to the main lodge" the host announced.
"Yo man, can we order pizza?" Geoff asked as a cleaver was thrown by the angry chef in response of the question "whoa, it's cool G! Brown slop is cool" the party guy continued in panic as the camera quickly showed Chef holding a knife with a scowl "right guys?" he finished as the shot cut to all the other contestants nervously nodding in agreement.
"Your first challenge begins, in one hour" Chris said with a grin as he walked away.
"What do you think our first challenge is going to be?" Ella asked Luke who was eating next to her.
"Meh, it's our first challenge, i' should be a pretty easy one" the prankster replied calmly as he continued to eat the slob.
The scene then cuts to an hour later as all of the campers were seen at the top of a cliff in their swimsuits. The camera then dramatically zooms showing the massive cliff they were on. As the cliff as entirely shown the contestants could barely be seen inside of it.
"Holy sh(bleep)" Luke cursed as the episode faded black.
Author's Note: Alright so that's it for chapter 1. I'll be honest with you the cast the randomizer gave me is a little bit... odd with only one canon couple with Geoff and Bridgette (I mean 2 if you count Gwuncan, but I'm not entirely sure if I'm gonna do it), so I'm still not 100% at what the couples are gonna be. Also some characters are going to be written in a slightly different way, with Eva, Ella and Lindsay being some of them (as you can see I even labeled her as the "Ditzy Genius" like in the Randomverse), Brick is also probably slightly more "hammy" than the usual, dunno why tho, I just liked writing him like that.
As for my OCs, here's how I read their voices:
Luke: Lars from Steven Universe
Wojciech: Remy from Big City Greens
Hannah: Chloe from We Bare Bears
I would love to know what do you think about them and about the chapter in general. I already wrote the second chapter so it's probably coming soon. Stay healthy and bye-bye.