Donna came into the basement and sat next to Eric. "Something happened. I don't know if I should be afraid or amused."
"What happened?" Eric asked.
Donna took a breath. "Jackie managed to get a story in the school paper."
Eric chuckled. "Jackie managed to get a story in the school paper? Oh, what is this world coming to?" he asked as he put an arm around Donna's shoulders. "What... indeed?"
Donna laughed a little. "She called it 'Michael Kelso is an Idiot and Steven Hyde is a God.' I'm not sure if Hyde will be amused or pissed."
"Well, Kelso did ditch Jackie," Eric pointed out. "But Hyde dating Jackie? That's just weird."
"I know, right? When I got here I saw them frenching in the driveway. It was kinda gross."
"Just kinda?" Eric asked with a frown.
Donna smiled. "You know Eric, you have the cutest frown."
Now Eric blushed. "I do, don't I? Yes," he answered himself. "Yes, I do."
Donna laughed and kissed Eric.
Kelso burst into the basement just then. "Donna, did you know about this?" he demanded, shoving the school paper in her face.
"What?" Donna asked, acting as if she didn't know what he was talking about. "Oh, you mean about the school serving burritos on Friday? Yeah, I saw it."
Kelso stomped his foot as Eric laughed. "No, Donna! This highly inflammatory story Jackie wrote about me."
Donna mock gasped as Eric announced that Kelso had just learned his first word over five letters long.
"This isn't funny, Eric!" Kelso whined. "This is horrible! She said I have a small... you know..."
Eric tried not to smile. "No, Kelso, I don't know. Tell me."
"I can't," Kelso answered. "It's too horrible."
Hyde came in then with Jackie and Fez. "Oh, Kelso, I was just telling Hyde about your tiny penis," Fez says.