Toadette Farts

by Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus

...and burps. And flies. And sneezes. And cries. And wheezes. And gets the hiccups. And gets tickled. And barfs. And has her stomach growl. And wets herself. And sings. And dances. And inflates herself, just like a balloon, this crazy chick just digs this tune! ...plus all sorts of problematic things she has... I couldn't think of anything better.

1. Chapter 1

"Wait a minute, isn't there already a story with Toadette farting?" Mario remarked while readjusting his famous red cap.

"Well true, yeah..." Toadette remarked and then she let out a loud bassy fart, blushing but having held her hands together.

"Well what's the difference with this, then?" King Bowser Koopa remarked as as he appeared in his Koopa Klown Kar.

Toadette sighed with a shrug, lowering her eyes. "...it's kind of used for a different purpose."

"Really? Prove it?" Waluigi remarked; the purple lanky freak was trying to make a new batch of tacos.

Toadette rolled her eyes as she grumbled. "Just read for yourself..."

"Something tells me we're going to regret this..." Dry Bowser grumbled while trying his best to grill juicy hamburgers.

It was a boring, bland day in the Mushroom Kingdom when all the Toads in the kingdom gasped as they witnessed Toadette farting, who was eating a yellow capped mushroom.

"What?" Toadette remarked as she swallowed up the entire mushroom, burping so loudly she fell on her back. Toadette got back up, feeling a rumble in her stomach as she placed both of her hands on her grumbling belly. "Ooh, my poor tummy feels a really big rumble...!" Toadette farted and burped at the same time, causing a rip in the space time continuum.

"Great Scott!" Doc Brown exclaimed as he witnessed this in his flying DeLorean. "She just broke the fabrics of time!"

"That... is going to be a problem." Dry Bowser remarked as he was doing some painting on an old building.

Toadette began hiccuping as she then twirled around in the air, flying up and down and all around at the speed of sound as she bumped into the tallest skyscraper in the Mushroom Kingdom, crying as she let out tears of pain, with her tears flooding the entire city.

"And there she goes again." Bowser Junior sighed for he used Petey Piranha as a parasol.

Toadette then began to wheeze as she suddenly began inflating, which prompted her to sing as she was digging the tune she was singing too, moving her inflated body to the side as she then began laughing her head off, the wind tickling her as this in turn caused her to pee herself, which prompted her to barf as she returned to her normal size, only to sneeze uncontrollably as she went up and down and all around.

"Well, this was an interesting way... to tie up a story." Toadsworth remarked while adjusting his glasses.