Marsh Residence, Saturday- Stan, Kyle, Wendy and Kenny are playing 'Super Smash Bros: Ultimate' on Stan's Nintendo Switch. The TV screen shows Stan playing as Link, Kyle as Mewtwo, Wendy as an Inkling, and Kenny as Lucas. Cartman is sitting on the floor watching and is extremely bored.

Cartman: Uh, when is it going to be my turn?!

Wendy: After this match, Lardass. In the meantime, can you get us some chips? The BBQ Kind?

Cartman: I don't have to take orders from you! You're not my mom!

Wendy raises a fist like she's going to punch him.

Cartman: Okay, okay. I'll get you chips.

He goes into the kitchen.

Stan: Yes! I win! In your faces!

Kenny: (And I was about to knock you out off the stage)

Stan: You were too slow Kenny.

In the kitchen, Cartman is rummaging through the pantry, looking for the chips.

Cartman: Stupid Wendy, telling me what to do.

Stotch Residence, Butters' Room- Butters, or rather, Professor Chaos, is making a monologue.

Butters: They replaced me as the fifth friend! First they fired me, and now, they've replaced me! It's unfair! Why does no-one care about me?! (He walks over to his guinea pigs) Listen, my minions. I have a plan to make them know that no-one betrays Professor Chaos! (Maniacal Laugh) But how to do it?

Stephen walks in.

Stephen: Butters, I hope you're not planning to get revenge on someone, or else, you're grounded.

Butters: Yes sir. And how did you hear me?

Stephen: You were speaking loudly.

Butters: Oh, jeez.

Testaburger Residence- Wendy enters through the door.

Deborah: Wendy, there's a boy waiting to see you.

Wendy: It's Stan, isn't it?

Deborah: Don't think so.

Wendy went upstairs to her room. She opens her bedroom door and enters. She turns on the light and sees a familiar boy, not Stan, sitting on her bed, his arms and legs crossed.

Butters: Welcome Wendy Marie Testaburger, I've been expecting you.

Wendy: Ho-how-how do you know my middle name?

Butters: It's on your Facebook account, duh.

Wendy: Right. Anyway, what are you doing in my bedroom after that time you pissed on my front door and father?

Butters: Just to give you this perfume from Stan.

Wendy: It's not even Valentines Day yet.

Butters: Well, Stan wanted you to have this as an early present.

Wendy: Well, that's very sweet of him.

Butters: Put some on.

Wendy sprays some perfume in front of her, and smells it. She collapses; Butters' face now has an evil grin. He looks at Wendy's unconscious body and smirks.

Butters: Perfume; every girls' weakness.

To cover up for the crime, he throws away the perfume spray bottle, picks up Wendy, strips her of her clothes (Only leaving her in her underwear) and putting her in bed.

Butters: Night night, bitch. (Maniacal laugh)

He hears her parents coming up the stairs.

Butters: Oh goodness. I gotta get out of here.

He opens Wendy's bedroom window and jumps out, landing in some bushes... with roses.

Butters (Relieved): Ahhhhhh...

Realises that rose bushes have thorns.

Butters (Horrified): Aaaaarrrrrrgggggghhhhhh!

Mark: I'm just gonna say goodnight to Wendy. (He opens the door) Wendy, I'm just saying goodnight. Ah, already asleep.

Onward to Part 2