Ash katom falls into idol hell
One day in pallet town ash was shoping in his local poke store im never doing any thing dangros like that deadly fortnite I still have nightmeres about that nightmere ash said to pikachl
Pika pika (pussy)
Oh hey ash broke said
Hey broke you look a lot thiner
Ive been getting radey for the area 64 raid and what better way of learning to norto run than watch norto
Great I heard they have mewthree there
Since I might not make it out I brout tickets to ani com
Whats ani com
It's the largest anime convin in the BILLY JAKE FAN FICTION UNIVERSE
Oof where is it
Why dimand city
Its too far
Too bad I bourt 3 tickets
But cant you sell 2 of them
I could but I want you and pichull to come
But I havnt seen anime before
Well I would get ready now as were traveling there tommow
No NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
PIKA PIKA (SHUT UP)
Don't wory ash youll have fun
Will i?
But whats animu
Its like adult cartoons BUT BETTER you can even nut to the-
OK IM GOING I LOVE WATCHING POKEMON
Err you know you're the main character
Oh yeah I forgot
Next dAY at viridian international
BROCK I have never flown before
Its like the HM just like it
FLIGHT FU675 TO DIMOND CITY IS NOW BORDING
Oh shit thqtas us we better hurry?
I DON'T WANT TO DO IT BROCK
ASH RUNMS BUT PIKACHU STOPS HIM.
Pikapaka (get back here pussy)
LATER
FINALY WE ARE ON THE PLANE
Hello to the 420 passengers going to diamond city, thank you for choosing viridian air, our flight time to diamond city is 14 hours so buckile up and enjoy the flight.
14 HOURES THAT'S LIKE A DAY IF ITS THIS LONG IM LEAVEING
Plane takes off
NOO NOO I DON'T WANT TO DO THIS GET ME OFF THE PLANE AHHHHHH
Look ash its ya house
MOOOOOOOOM IM LEAVEIBG THE ATOMSPHER NOOO I HAVE TO INFORM THE PIOLT NOEW
BROCK OT THE WAY
No your going to diamond city
NO NO PLESE
4 HOURS LATER
Are we there yet ask the piolot to go faster
Look at your map ash we still have 10 hours
WHAAT
10 MINUITS LATER
How close are we
Look at your map watch a movie or something THERE MIGHT BE ANIME
Fine
This love live show looks babyish im board so I will watch it anyway
5 episodes later
Oh just a quick side note. Its me BJ this is the turning point of the story
Goodbye.
1 hour left
Err ash we are landing so-
NOT NOW YOU (a rude word used in the slave trade for black people it means "working man" and is offensive to back people)
BROCK I NEED TO GO TO THE TOILATE
But ash you been 6 times this hour you don't piss this much
I GOT DIARIA
ERR ok go ahed
Ash walked to the tolilate and took a big shit
We ARE NOW APROCHIND DIOMOND CITY WARIO INT
FASEN YOUR BELTS
WA WARIO?
Yes wario ash
5 hours later
We are here at the hotel now and ashes idol anime addiction is getting out of hand; after completeing the first season of µ's ash has downlowded the app (this is whan things get out of hand)
Ash you neeed sleep big day tomorrow
THEY BETTER FUCKING HAVE LOVE LIVE
Err ok
Pika pika pika (yo brock you think ash is turning weeb?)
Yeah that's whats happin pikachu
THE NEXT DAY
BROCKS THOUGHTS: shit what if ash comes across some LL cosplayers, shit that wont be good why did I bring him on that flight this will spiral out of control and he aint going to have the will power to get out… I have to leave him he like a fungus now I don't want him (yo BJ here I know brock aint a good friend).
Brock was listening into the next room…
(lol see what I did there the line represents the other room )
FUCK YEAH A FULL COMBO ON EXPERT
Oh no this is bad this cant be happening I need to get a flight home to escape this looney
Fuck fuck no what if I get sucked in too shit this is bad.
Man Maki is hot give that PUSSY lets bust another one and lets blast some soldier game too
(guy we need to provide brock with a powerful shield so he wont get sucked into idol hell help me out!)
OH FUCK IM OUT OF HERE. NO NO I CANT LEAVE PIKACUH HANGING
PIIKaaAaaA (FEED ME YOU SON OF A BITCH)
MUST MAKE SACRIFICES I NEED TO ESCAPE
BROCK JUMPED OUT THE WINDOW AND GRABED ON THE LEDGE AND CLIMBED TO ASHES WINDOW
LUCKILY THE WINDOW WAS OPEN BUT BROCK WAS 69 FEET IN THE AIR
IF I FALL I WILL BE A HAM SANDWHJICH
BUT BROCK IS BRAVE AND CAREFULY LURES PIKACHU OUT
G IT SURE IS HIGH
PIKA PIKA PII (THANKS BROOCK)
BUT PIKA CHU I HAD SOME EXPOSURE
Pika pika (I HAD EXPOSURE ALL NIGHT)
I guess so BUT IT MIGHT BE TOO MUCH…
Pika (where are we going?)
Home
Piiii (but that's a long wa-
BROCK CHAN COME BACK WITH PIKACHU ash screemed as he trow him to his room
BROCKS THOUGHTS : NOPE NOPE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
What do you have agist idol anime broock
ITS SHIT
Oh yeah watch an episode with me NOW
NONONO PLEASE
Don't worry it wont kill you
(yooo its me again yub this is gonna be ugly stay tuned)
1 episode turned into 2 then 4 then 8…
Yeah that shows great lets listen to SOME MUSIC
(MAMA MIA THIS AINT GOOD)
3 hours pass and brock is fully hooked. They arrive at the convention having both watched muses and aquors…
What did they buy?
Who did they meet?
Where did they eat?
Why did they go?
When did they get back?
And How can brock over come idol hell then convice ash to as well?
Well you can find out in chapter 2
