House MD and Grey's anatomy crossover. Arizona is Chase's cousin and visits him, before going to Africa. It's just after Calzona break up and just after Lucky Thirteen. They are both depressed. Femslash. Kutner doesn't exist and Chase is in the team. I would be happy to see some replyes. This chapter is short but next will be longer.

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Thirteen's pov

We were sitting in the deferential room not doing anything interesting. We just finished our case, patient got discharge and House wasn't in the mood for another. So to the moment when he will get bored, we are free. I was filling charts, Foreman was doing a crossword, Chase was throwing balls of paper in the trash can and Taub was making coffe. It would be a good, relaxing day if everybody wasn't staring at me since the whole Spencer thing. They were quiet about it, but I could feel everybody's looks on me all the time. I don't know if it's about death sentence or sleeping with girls. Only House was acting normal, I mean... He was calling me Huntington and was jocking about girl on girl action, however it didn't bother me that much anymore. At least he was still sarcastic and mean and wasn't looking at me with compassion. The slam of the door snapped me out of my thoughts. I looked up and saw pretty attractive, blond woman who was looking a little too perky and bubbly with her big smile and laughing eyes. She was dragging a suitcase on wheels behind her. She looked around the room.

"Robert" She yelled seeing Chase and hugged him tightly. He was looking confused. Who the hell was she?

"Arizona... " He started when she finally let him go and stood in front of him. "What are you doing here?"

"I'm going to Africa, remember? I wanted to visit my favourite cousin before that" She laughed. So the perky blonde named Arizona (?) was Chase's cousin. She turned to us. "Oh, sorry" She said smiling. "Dr. Arizona Robbins, Robert's cousin" She squized each of our's hands. She's a doctor. Wow. We all looked at Chase questionly. He ignored it.

"Arizona, that's..." He faked a smiled. "That's a suprise" He gave her a smile again. "Where... Where are you staying?" He asked trying to sound casually.

She laughed awkwardly. "I was... I was hoping to stay in your apartment" Yes, this is awkward.

"Oh, yes of course... Of course" Chase tried to sound enthusiastic, but he was so bad at it that I had to hold back a smirk. "I'm working now, but I will be out at six... And then we can all go for a drink" Oh, I don't think he likes her. "So you can meet my... coworkers" He looked at us significantly. Everyone nodded, me too, I couldn't come up with any excuse on time.

"Anyway..." He started again. "This is Thirteen" He pointed at me, I faked a smile.

"Unique name" She giggled. Who's saying that?

"I mean... Remy... Yes, Remy Hadley" Chase corrected himself. I smiled again.

"This is Foreman" He continued, pointing Foreman this time, he didn't attempt to smile. When Chase introduced Taub he only nodded. House came inside. Oh, it will be fun.

"Hello, duclings who will..." He started, but saw Arizona. "Oh hello, hot, overgrown kid"

She giggled awkwardly. "Dr. Arizona Robbins" She held her hand to him, he didn't squize it. She bit her lip and took a step back. "House" Chase gave him an irritated look. "This is my cousin"

"So being really happy is possible in Chase's family, that's too bad. If you get happy, you're gonna be useless" House popped the pill of Vicodin. "When you're unhappy you want to work because you wanna forget about your shitty life" He said casually. "Ask Thirteen" I rolled my eyes. The blonde obviosly didn't know what's happening. I feel a bit sorry for her.

"Robert, I'm gonna go eat something and I will be here again at six" She already turned to the door. "And... It was nice to meet you all" She smiled. And it's done. People react to House's comments in two ways: first run away, second start to yell at him. She chose the first. Good choice, she would loose anyway.