A/N: Hello! sometimes I like to randomly rise from the dead and post. Beware, this has so much crack that it should be illegal.

The Koopa family was on vacation at their second home: their Malibu mansion in California. The spring day was so nice that Bowser forced his kids to be outside. Lemmy sat under a tree, thinking hard, when suddenly, an apple fell on his head. He picked up the apple and grinned. That's it! He ran to Iggy, who was drawing his next invention on the mansion grounds with chalk.

"Hey Iggy!"

Iggy jumped in surprise, which messed up his blueprint. He glared at Lemmy.

"C'mon, Lem! I was working on my latest, greatest invention plans!"

"Forget the plans! An apple fell on my head, which gave me the greatest idea!"

"What is it?"

"Let's go camping!"

"Ok!" Iggy cheered.

Lemmy and Iggy ran to Ludwig and Wendy. Ludwig was studying the grass while Wendy practiced makeup tips on a doll with chalk.

"Guys! Lemmy had the greatest idea!"

Ludwig jumped so high that a hedgehog that blended in with his hair was launched into the air. Meanwhile, Wendy messed up the doll's eyeliner, essentially stabbing it in the eye.

"Ignatius! I told you not to pop up like that!" Ludwig complained.

"Yeah! My poor doll!" Wendy cried.

"This is important!" Iggy said, "Lemmy had an apple-sanctioned idea to go camping!"

"Camping?" Wendy asked.

"Apple-sanctioned?" Ludwig added.

"Ok!" they both cheered.

The four ran to the others. Larry was watering the garden, Roy was doing pushups, and both Bowser Junior and Morton marveled as the hedgehog that was in Ludwig's hair sat in a trap they built.

"We caught a hedgehog!" Junior cheered.

"Siblings! We must go!" Ludwig said, "Lemuel here had the brilliant idea to go camping!"

"Ok!" they all agreed.

Before they could go camping, they needed a camping trailer, so they went to the camping trailer store (this wasn't an RV parking lot, but literally a department store inside a mall). Unfortunately, the store owner was Wario.

"Wahahaha! Here's a great trailer for you!" Wario pointed to an old, dilapidated RV barely the size of a minivan.

"Umm, we'll pass," Larry rejected.

They continued walking around. Roy and Morton were horseplaying to the point where Roy pushed Morton inside an RV. The others were about to scold Roy before they looked at the RV. It was massive, more than fifty feet long and had multiple rooms including a bathroom and water storage. Morton looked inside and saw that the keys were in the ignition.

"Guys!" Morton shouted, "Get in! We're getting this one!"

The five younger koopalings jumped in enthusiastically, but Ludwig shook his head, "But this one will cost a fortune! Father could afford it with his pocket change, but he never gives us money!"

"Buy it?" Roy sneered, "Look. Do you see that it has a full tank of gas? And the keys are in here?"

"... I see where this is going," Ludwig broke into a grin, "Let's do it!"

Iggy sat in the driver's seat and stepped on the gas. They heard screams and shouting from outside. The others were concerned, but Iggy grinned.

"Guys! I ran over Wario! Now everyone's robbing the place! Quick! Get some gear!"

The others stepped outside. Iggy was right; everyone was stealing luggage, tents, and other gear. The seven others cleared the shelves before they all jumped back into the RV. Iggy floored the gas, bursting through the wall and ended up in the mall's food court. He maneuvered around the panicking people jumping out of the way before he crashed into the food court's Burger King. That broke the RV's windshield, and whoppers, french fries, and milkshakes flew all over inside the RV.

"Cool! Lunch time!" Morton grabbed a whopper and ate it in one bite.

By now, the koopalings were on the highway heading east. Lemmy, in his apple-sanctioned idea, decided they should camp in the middle of some national park in Tennessee.

"Hey! Let's watch TV!" Junior suggested. The others agreed and offered their suggestions.

"Let's watch a movie!" Larry cheered.

"No! Let's watch a sit-com!" Morton suggested.

"Why not watch Netflix?" Wendy asked.

"Or Hulu?" Lemmy added.

"Eh, whatever, but the big UFC fight's on tonight!" Roy said.

"We could always play video games!" Iggy suggested as he sat by them, "What about a Wii Sports competition? Or Mario Kart 8?"

"You're on!" they all said.

They powered on the Wii beneath the TV, and opened Wii Sports Tennis. It was then that Ludwig put two and two together.

"Err, Iggy…" he drawled, "If you're here… Who's driving the RV?"

The others screamed as they dashed to the vacant wheel. Roy jumped in first and steered the RV just before it crashed into a forest of palm trees.

"Phew…" they all wiped their foreheads.

Three hours passed, and by now, Wendy drove the RV while Ludwig read a book, Roy took a shower, and Larry made pizzas for everyone's dinner. Lemmy, Iggy, Morton, and Junior were now playing Mario Kart 8, and the loser of each round had to eat a portion of the now-stale Burger King food. As everyone did their thing, Wendy pulled into a Costco parking lot.

"Guys! We need to reload on supplies and gas! We also need to get our windshield fixed!"

Roy exited the bathroom and Larry put a timer on his phone for thirty minutes for the pizza. Everyone got out and went into the Costco, and Wendy called the windshield repairman.

"Okay, let's split up!" Wendy commanded, "Meet up at this self-checkout in twenty minutes!"

Wendy went to buy clothes, Larry went to the gardening section, Morton and Roy checked out the sporting area, Junior and Lemmy went to the toys area, Iggy went to the electronics, and Ludwig checked out some books. They all met, but forgot that they also needed food. By then, they needed three carts. In the end, their carts had thirty different flavors of gallon-sized ice creams, twenty bags of chips, bottled water, bottled soda, frozen chicken, some tofu for Larry, hot dogs, buns, other breads, a hedgehog, camping gear, eight different book trilogies, twelve jerseys, a football, a frisbee, a yo-yo, forty different kinds of shredded cheese, graham crackers, marshmallows, Reese's peanut butter cups, and some chocolate bars.

By now, only Roy could push the first two carts, and even he grunted at their weight. He had to push a cart to the self checkout, then run back and push the second. He pushed it to the self-checkout and the others rang up the items from the third cart Ludwig was able to push.

They spent the next hour scanning the items. The frozen chicken was beginning to thaw while the ice cream got soft. Several times they had to unload their groceries because they got an "unscanned item in basket" error.

"Okay, who put this hedgehog in here?!" Wendy grumbled as she threw the hedgehog behind her.

Finally, they were done. Wendy inserted a credit card she found tucked inside the RV's driver's seat.

"Your total is: $17,218. Please standby. Thank you for shopping at Costco!"

Each koopaling needed to push a cart full of their items because they had so much stuff. They pushed to the RV and the entire place smelled of burnt bread.

"Oh shoot! My pizza!" Larry yelped as he pulled out a smoking black circle from the oven and threw it outside. The others gagged at the smell as they tried to shove the ice creams into the freezer. Somehow, they all fit.

Having lost Mario Kart 8 to the point where Burger King was a buffet, Morton drove the RV while the others enjoyed the pizzas that Larry didn't burn. When they were done, Junior grabbed the bubble bath he bought from Costco.

"I'm taking a bath," he said. The bathroom door closed and the others heard the water running.

An hour later, Lemmy was now driving and the others watched Netflix. Iggy looked around and marveled, "Huh! Junior's been in there forever! Did he die or something?"

"I'll check," Roy said. He went to the bathroom door and pounded on it, "Hey punk! You alive in there?"

"Uhh… Y-yes, I mean, don't come in here!" Junior begged.

Roy pulled down on the door handle and noticed that the door was unlocked. He opened it and a huge wall of white foam exploded from the bathroom. Everyone screamed as the wall came towards them. It traveled all across the RV until everyone was chest-deep in it. The short Lemmy, who couldn't see the road ahead because of foam, had to open his window just to have the foam leak out.

"Junior! The heck did you do?!" Roy shouted.

"I used bubble bath…?" Junior smiled innocently.

"How much did you use?" Morton asked.

"The whole thing…"

"Dude! That thing was two gallons!" Iggy rubbed his glasses.

"It's not my fault! It fell in when we hit a bump!"

Ludwig sighed, "Don't worry, siblings. This appears to be just foam, and not water. We can simply vacuum this all up."

Lemmy pulled into a parking lot with a vacuum. They all got out and Larry used the vacuum to suck up the foam. As he cruises around the living room, something got stuck and the vacuum died.

"What the?" Larry stuck his hand inside the hose and pulled out the hedgehog, "How does this thing keep getting here?"

The others shrugged, and he threw the hedgehog at a car about to enter the wash.

By now, the sky was dark, and everyone was exhausted from their day. They decided to stay the night in the parking lot.

"Okay... " Wendy said, "Four of us fit in the bedroom, one can go above the driver's seat, this couch can pull out into a bed, we have the other couch, and we have the floor. How do we do this rationally?"

"Let's race for it!" Lemmy suggested.

"Deal!" the others nodded.

They lined up at the end of the RV by the bathroom, and Wendy counted down. "3, 2, 1… Go!"

Ludwig, Roy, Morton and Larry dashed for the bedroom, while Iggy pounced on top of them. Junior and Lemmy were eventually involved, while Wendy snuck around the fight and climbed up above the driver's seat. Morton shoved Iggy, who ended up in the bedroom. He took off his glasses and rested on the side farthest from the door.

The others fought until they were tired out. Roy, Larry and Lemmy retreated to the bedroom. Morton pulled the couch into a bed and laid down, while Junior took the other couch. Grumbling after noticing that he was only running from himself, Ludwig plopped onto the floor.