'What are you going to sing for us, Brock?' Simon Cowell asked, while the Kanto X-Factor candidate was staring at another judge's nipples, which were poking through her skimpy crop top.

'I'm going to fuck your fuckbuddy like an animal, Simon! I wanna feel your fellow judge Lisia from the inside!' Brock said, hinting at Closer by Nine Inch Nails.

The third judge, Daffyd Thomas, stared at the bulge in the candidate's trousers. Sadly for him, Brock was heterosexual. All men were. Daffyd was the only gay in Llandewi Breffi and he is the only gay in Pallet Town, where the auditions for another season of Kanto X-Factor took place. The Welsh judge even felt like he was probably the only gay in Kanto.

I wanna fuck you like an animal
I wanna feel you from the inside
I wanna fuck you like an animal

Brock sung the song to Lisia, while still staring at her big boobs. Then, the former Gym Leader from Pewter City dropped his trousers and underpants, revealing his hard Metapod to the curvy woman whose Playboy pictures he touched himself to every day.

'Stop!' Simon Cowell said.

'Why?' Brock asked.

'What the bloody hell was that? Worst I've ever heard. And you are a fucking creep! How the fuck could you do that to my beloved friend with benefits?'

'But that was the most romantic song I could think of!' Brock said in his defence.

'Why did you drop your pants? I don't want to see your tiny Metapod!' Lisia screamed.

'But I thought... If you saw how cute it was, I thought you might wanna pet it!'

'How would you feel if I rub it instead?' Daffyd offered. 'Then I'll give you a yes under the condition that in the next round, you do a musical song or an '80s guilty pleasure synthpop song, even though your singing sucked.'

'Ew, no way!'

'Now you know how it feels to be creeped out! That's how I feel all the time because of guys like you!' Lisia snapped. 'The only guy who I wanna fuck is Simon! And unlike you, he has a giant cock!'

'Just Simon?' Daffyd asked. 'I thought you also fucked other people. You were talking about sex with Professor Oak and Lady Gaga last week...'

'Only me? Lisia, does this mean you want to...?' Simon asked while blushing.

'You wanna keep having FUN?' Lisia asked her fuckbuddy. 'As in, more than casual FUN? Serious fun?'

Simon was overjoyed. 'Best I've ever met, seen and fucked! It's a yes from me!'

Then, the couple made out in front of Brock and Daffyd. Simon's hand was obviously under her crop top, rubbing something above her stomach and below her neck. His other hand was on her curvy belly, but went lower and lower. A wet spot appeared on her shorts, while Simon had a tent in his jeans.

When watching the sexy FUN, Brock burst out in tears. 'I wish she did this with a woman... Not with him! Now I'm jealous...'

'Don't worry, Brock! Simon and I will still invite Lady Gaga for a threesome every month, so I still get my fair share of Scizor! Right, Simon?'

Simon nodded, while Brock suddenly looked a lot happier. Lisia and Lady Gaga? Awesome, despite Simon being there as well...

'Could you please videotape it and send me some footage?'

'No, you fucking creep! Simon, Lady Gaga and I like having privacy when we have threesome FUN!'

Meanwhile, Daffyd also felt sad. 'I will never find love like my fellow judges...'

'Why not? You deserve to have some FUN as well!' Lisia asked.'

'Because I am the only gay in Kanto...'

'You're not. But even if you were, you can find bi guys, right?' Lisia asked.

'They are just pretending to be bi, for attention. They are not really into men...' the biphobic Little Britain star sighed.

'Anyways, Brock... It's a no from me,' Simon said. Lisia and Daffyd nodded their heads in agreement.

With tears in his eyes, Brock walked out of the judging room. Not because he did not advance to the next round, but because he had to watch the woman of his dreams got it on with another man.

Then, another candidate was ready to perform. An effeminate man wearing a Cacturne-like costume winked at Daffyd.

'Hi darling, I'm Harley,' the man said. 'I'm going to sing Your Song by Elton John.'

'What lovely lady are you dedicating this song to?' Daffyd asked.

'I'm dedicating this to you, cutie. For representing gay men on television, and because you are hot.'

Huh? Was this guy hitting on Daffyd? No, it cannot be. After all, the Welsh judge is the only gay in Kanto.

It's a little bit funny
This feeling inside
I'm not one of those who can easily hide

'And... Stop!' Simon Cowell said to the man who was singing the song with a high-pitched voice and a stereotypically gay lisp. 'What the bloody hell was that?'

'Um... My love song for Daffyd, who I've always had a crush on since I started watching Little Britain?'

'You sung you're not one of those who can easily hide,' Simon teased, hinting at the tent in Harley's trousers. 'You really like Daffyd, don't you?'

'I came all the way from Hoenn, just to see his sexy butt. I love his short shorts,' Harley explained. Then, he started singing something else while winking at Daffyd.

However, the Welsh judge was not happy with the male attention he got. 'I think it's really offensive that you're pretending to be gay, you homophobe! I am the only gay man in Kanto!'

'But I'm from Hoenn, darling!' Harley defended himself. 'There are plenty of gay guys in Hoenn.'

'We already have one gay here, and we don't need another one! It's a no from me.'

'But I am gay!' Harley protested.

'You're not gay, I'm gay!' Daffyd snapped.

'It's a no from me as well. You can't fucking sing!' Simon said, while Lisia nodded.

'You homophobes are only rejecting me because I'm gay. In fact, I am the only gay in Hoenn!' he snapped before walking out of the room.

When the only gay in Hoenn left the room, our hero Ash Ketchum entered, while Pikachu was sitting on his shoulder. 'Hi, I'm Ash Ketchum, and I'm the biggest Pokemon Master and the best singer ever!'

'Wow, you're a little cocky, but your Pikachu is cute,' Lisia said. 'What are you going to sing?'

Without answering the judge's question, Ash broke out into song with his dreadful voice.

Tonight I'm gonna have myself a real good time
I feel alive
And the world I'll turn it inside out, yeah
I'm floating around in ecstasy
So, don't stop me now
Don't stop me
'Cause I'm having a good time, having a good time

While Pikachu did back-up vocals, Ash screamed the lyrics with his dreadful voice. Daffyd used his hands to cover his ears, while Lisia found some distraction when Simon rested one of his hands on her left boob.

'Who were you dedicating this song to, Ash?' Lisia asked.

'All my Pokemon, who work so hard in battle! Especially Pikachu and Bayleef.'

'You dedicate a sex song to your Pokemon? Oh no, please don't tell me you're one of those gross Pokephiles... Are you like all those horny men looking up Gardevoir pictures online?'

Ash was mortified. 'Huh, sex song? I thought it was about having a good time when battling!'

'Well, I've been watching the Pokemon anime for years,' Simon Cowell admitted. 'And I know you're not very bright. But yeah, Don't Stop Me Now by Queen is about sex! I thought you were dedicating this to Misty!'

'Misty? Why?'

'Oh, I'm a PokeShipper, and so are Lisia and Daffyd. We have been PokeShippers for about twenty years. We started supporting it when the show started airing in 1997.'

Simon's explanation caused Lisia to ask the candidate another question. 'Why are you still ten years old, by the way? You were ten in 1997, so you should be 34 by now...'

'The writers never make anybody age,' Ash explained. 'And what is shipping?'

'When you want two fictional characters to be together, or two real people,' Lisia explained. 'Brock once told me that you ship Wendy and Stan from South Park.'

'Okay, but what does that have to do with me?'

'Well, Daffyd, Simon and I all support PokeShipping, which means Ash x Misty,' Lisia said.

'Misty and me? Bullshit! But what did you three shippers think of my performance?' Ash asked.

'I love Queen and you have a nice ass, so it's a yes from me, even though you can't sing. It's such a shame you are straight,' Daffyd sighed.

'It's a no from me as well. You can't fucking sing,' Simon decided.

'And it's a no from me as well,' Lisia said. 'That song is supposed to sound horny. If you want to sing sex songs, think about the person you want to fuck. Think about Misty. That way, it will sound a lot better and a lot more genuine next time.'

'I don't wanna fuck Misty!' Ash lied, despite the fact that he felt something growing in his pants when thinking about it, causing Pikachu to burst out in laughter. 'PIKA PIKA PIKA!'

'But then why do you have a boner?' Lisia giggled. 'There's a huge bulge in your pants. It's really, really, really obvious. You are thinking about Misty, aren't you?'

'None of your business!' Ash yelled, before storming out of the room. 'This competition sucks! There's not even any battling!'

While Simon made Lisia very happy by putting his hand under her top, touching her hard nipple, a Team Rocket entered the room to sing for the judges.

'Prepare for trouble! I'm Jessie!' the red-haired candidate said. 'I'm going to make James and Meowth proud. They are watching at home.'

'Okay, what are you going to sing?' Simon Cowell asked.

'Umbrella by Rihanna.'

'I don't like that song,' Lisia thought. However, she refused to say that out loud, in fear of angering Jessie. After watching every season of the Pokemon anime, the Contest Idol knew the Team Rocket member has a short temper.

When the sun shines, we'll shine together
Told you I'll be here forever
Said I'll always be your friend
Took an oath, I'ma stick it out 'til the end
Now that it's raining more than ever
Know that we'll still have each other
You can stand under my umbrella
You can stand under my umbrella, ella, ella, eh, eh, eh
Under my umbrella, ella, ella, eh, eh, eh
Under my umbrella, ella, ella, eh, eh, eh
Under my umbrella, ella, ella, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh

With a loud, screeching voice, Jessie tortured the judges. 'What do you think? Am I the new superstar of Kanto?'

'No, you are not. Worst I've ever heard,' Simon said.

'You obviously can't recognize true talent when you see it!' Jessie snapped. Then, she told Simon to hand over the Poke Ball on his belt. 'I've heard you have a strong Flygon. Give me that Ultra Ball! That Pokemon should be Giovanni's, not yours!'

'Jessie, my ears are bleeding! You are not FUN!' Lisia cried. 'It's a no from me as well.'

'Hand over your Altaria, bitch!' Jessie yelled. 'And get your boyfriend to give me his Flygon, or I'm gonna kill you two lovebirds!'

Lisia hurled a Poke Ball in the air to send out Altaria. However, the Pokemon was not going to leave the room with Jessie. Instead, the bird flew towards Jessie and repeatedly used Peck on the Team Rocket member, causing her to run out of the room at the speed of light. 'Jessie's blastin' off again!'

For the rest of this episode of X-Factor, Lisia decided to let Ali, her Altaria, rest on her lap. Luckily for Simon, the British judge could still pet his girlfriend's giant boobies while Ali rested his head against his trainer's chubby belly. The Pokemon noticed that his trainer's shorts were not completely dry and knew why. Simon often gave Lisia a wet Cloyster. Ali was happy to cuddle his trainer, so he decided to ignore the kinky fun his trainer and her boyfriend were having.

'Al Altaria,' the bird squealed, while Lisia petted his head and his fluffy wings.

Then, a Youngster Joey entered the room, while wearing short shorts and a yellow T-shirt with a Rattata depicted on it. Without introducing himself to the judges, he started singing.

Who wears short shorts?
I wear short shorts!

After the song, the Youngster shouted one more thing at the judges. 'THEY'RE COMFY AND EASY TO WEAR!'

'I like shorts as well!' Lisia said, referring to her own outfit. 'They're so comfy and easy to wear!'

'You wear shorts too? That's so cool!' Joey said. 'Did you like my singing?'

'Not really. Sorry... Your Rattata might be in the top percentage of Rattata, but your singing is in the bottom percentage of singing,' Lisia said, while her Altaria nodded. 'Al Altaria!'

'And what did you think, Daffyd?' Joey asked.

'I can't believe you're wearing shorts! The only men who should wear shorts are gay guys. They don't look good on straight guys,' Daffyd said. 'Oh, and Lisia is right about your singing.'

'One of the worst I've ever heard,' Simon added to that. 'You're not going through to the next round. It didn't work out.'

The Younger ran out of the room while crying. 'You three are just big dumb meanies. Especially Simon! At least Daffyd and Lisia are wearing shorts.'

'Yeah, and Lisia is wearing wet shorts!' Daffyd said, referring to the damp spot Simon caused with his naughty touches.

'What do you mean?' Joey asked.

'Adult stuff. None of your business. That's between my boyfriend Simon and me. Hot sexy Simon and his strong hands on my hard nips,' a dreamy Lisia responded.

After listening to a dreamy, moaning judge, Joey left the room, knowing he heard and saw something that was not meant for his ears and eyes.

The Youngster's yelling woke up Lisia's sleeping Pokemon. 'Al Altaria,' the bird said softly, while enjoying a wing rub from his trainer.

'Ali, you are so cute,' Simon squealed while blushing. 'I'm so happy you are my girlfriend's Pokemon!'

'Al Altaria!'