Well, here it is, a special first chapter for a new story. The Tiny Toons have a parade after reclaiming ACME Looniversity from Evil Steve. Let's-a go!
The Tiny Toons gang gathered, and were planning their parade.
"I always knew it was a matter of time before we had a parade." Babs stated.
"Hey, it'll still be better than Cool Cat's Hollywood Christmas Parade." Added Fowlmouth.
"Well, how do we plan this thing?" Asked Plucky. "I say we decorate it with a lot of me!"
Buster slapped him.
"Agh!" Plucky exclaimed. "What was that for."
"For being pretentious." Buster replied. "Anyways, since Calamity is the one who destroyed Evil Steve's base, he'll be the one in the parade float."
"Wait, how was Calamity striving in space?" Asked Dizzy.
"I learned that Space is cold, and planets are long distances from each other." Calamity replied. "Although, I thought that TNT would destroy Evil Steve as well as me. I see how I survived, but how did he survive?"
"It's, like, a big mystery." Shirley added.
"Maybe, he was blasted into a pod too?" Guessed Hamton.
"I don't think so." Furrball replied. "He came into Earth by himself."
"Doez it matter?" Fifi replied. "Buster, how will zhis parade go?"
"I figured that I should lead." Buster informed.
"Of course you'd want to lead!" Exclaimed Plucky.
"Shut up!" Dizzy yelled.
"Thank you!" Exclaimed Little Beeper.
"May I pitch in?" Asked Sweetie Pie.
"NO!" Yelled Furrball, Buster, Babs, Plucky, Dizzy, Little Beeper, and Fowlmouth.
Furrball grabbed Sweetie, tied her to a rock, and threw her away.
"As I was saying, Babs shall be the trumpet player..." Buster went on.
"I played one of those before!" Babs informed.
"... Furrball, you shall play the flute." Buster went on.
"Flute?" Furrball asked.
"Yep." Buster replied. "And as I said before, Calamity shall be in the parade float."
"I don't want to have all the attention on me." Calamity replied. "After all, you all pitched in too."
"But we never did a valiant move, and do a near-death sacrifice like you did." Hamton informed.
"Yeah, afterall, you pushed me back into the pod when Evil Steve pulled me out." Added Little Beeper. "How can you possibly think you don't deserve attention after that?"
"Then it's settled." Buster informed. "The rest can probably just throw out prizes for the parade's attendees. But, we'll need transports."
"Alright, you guys split up and find cars for the parade, while I focus on building the parade float itself." Informed Calamity. "You should also find others and get them to help out with the parade."
"Ready? Break." The gang simultaneously said.
The gang split up to prepare for the parade.
There were posters about the parade scattered around the town.
"Fifi is making a parade with her friends?" Skunky asked. "I should help out, and get the rest of the Critters."
Skunky took a poster, and took it back to Woodland Critter woods.
"Everyone, check this out!" He called. "The Tiny Toons are making a parade!"
"A parade?" Squirrely asked.
"That sounds wonderful!" Beavery exclaimed.
"Parades fill me with joy, well and true!" Added Deery.
"I say we pitch in!" Announced Rabbity. "But, I don't think Foxy will be able to."
"Actually, I'm fine!" Foxy replied. "A bit tired, but well enough to help out with the parade."
"That's heavenly!" Porcupiney replied. "I remember when I was pregnant."
The Woodland Critters went out to help out with the Tiny Toons parade.
The Woodland Critters, Kerwhizz gang, couples, and others were able to pitch in with the parade for the Tiny Toons gang.
Later on, the parade full fully operational, and was almost ready to be revealed. There were also Jack And The Pack members pitching in. Jack the front loader, Alfie and Oliver the excavators, Max and Monty the dump trucks, Byron the bulldozer, Patrick the cement mixer, Kelly the mobile crane, Isabella the steam lorry, Nelson the ballast tractor, Buster the steam roller (not the rabbit), and Ned the steam shovel.
Buster (Bunny) was on a stage, holding a microphone.
"Hello everyone." He greeted. "I want to thank you all for coming to, and pitching in for this special parade."
"Why aren't I the main star?!" Plucky boomed.
"Plucky, get back in formation!" Buster snarled. "Anyways, I'd also like to thank the Phantom Thieves over there for tying up Elmyra, and preventing her from interfering."
Elmyra was tied to a deck chair with her mouth covered. She was struggling to break off.
"Furthermore, I'd like to say: I hope you all enjoy this parade." Buster continued. "Now, here we go!"
Buster went behind the curtains, that then opened, and Jack And The Pack came out.
"Everybody, the Tiny Toons!" Jack announced.
There was cheering and applause as the Tiny Toons float made it's appearance. The Tiny Toons were doing their respective jobs. Plucky, Hamton and Dizzy were throwing pie slices to the people, but Dizzy's bag was already empty.
"Dizzy, what happened to the pie you were supposed to give out?" Asked Hamton.
"Me supposed to hand them out?" Dizzy asked, with a face covered in pie fillings.
Plucky face palmed.
Meanwhile, Little Beeper, Shirley, Fifi, and Fowlmouth were throwing out flower necklaces.
"I'm still amazed you made all these necklaces in one night." Little Beeper informed.
"It takes, totally, total dedication." Shirley explained.
Fifi threw a flower necklace to Skunky, who caught it and smiled at her. Fifi returned the smile, and blew a kiss at him.
Fowlmouth tried to throw one of the necklaces, but ended up throwing it too hard, and it fell apart. The other three looked at Fowlmouth.
"Oops?" He shrugged.
Near the top, Buster was waving to the audience, Babs was playing the trumpet (slightly poorly and off-key), while Furrball was trying to get the hand of the flute. In the process, the reed slipped off, and Furrball started choking.
"Furrball!" Babs yelled.
Babs rushed to Furrball, and began the Heimlich manoeuvre. Babs helped Furrball get the reed out of him, but it popped a balloon on the float.
"Thanks, Babs." Furrball replied.
At the float's very top was Calamity, wearing a crown and a statch that said 'Valiant Hero'. He was also holding a sceptre.
"This seems a bit too much." Calamity whispered to himself. "But, it's what Buster suggested."
Calamity waved to the people. He was getting more applause and cheers than anyone else, which he felt uncomfortable about because he wanted the cheers to be even among the Tiny Toons.
"Everyone, listen up!" Calamity called. "I don't see why I'm getting the most cheers! I know I sacrificed myself to near-death, but I had the others to assist me for that journey. I wouldn't of done that if Evil Steve pulled Little Beeper out of the pod, or anyone else. So, just pass the cheers among evenly to make it fair."
And so, the crowd did just that. The cheers were to all Tiny Toons evenly, and the rest of the parade went swimmingly.
"Oh, hey Calamity!" Furrball called. "I forgot to mention something. I got a surprise for you."
To Calamity's surprise, the three pool babes climbed onto the parade.
"Furrball, you shouldn't have." Calamity replied.
In the morning, everyone read the parade's reviews.
"It waz le best parade ever." Fifi read.
"There was only one thing wrong with the parade." Hamton read. "It ended."
"The parade would've been better with more Plucky." Plucky pretended to read. "How interesting."
"Nice try, Plucky." Fowlmouth replied.
"Well everyone, looks like we've pulled off a successful parade!" Buster announced.
The group then group high-fived.
That concludes this story. I hope you all liked it. See you soon.