The Kirby Questionare

by iNoExistWeeeee

The title is pretty self-explanatory. But! have you ever wondered why Meta Knight hasn't...done...something you want him to...do? ... ...Well, now you can ask him! Or me! Or...Fumu! Or-or...Magolor... Just send something and we'll get right on it! (Characters may vary) (Characters are really everyone) (Currently CANCELED until farther notice!)

1. I'm All Alone!

The Kirby Questionare

By Wyldstile

This chapter is just for people to upload two reviews, you can skip this chapter. The next chapter is just to learn more about me, you can skip that too. If you wish to get right to the questions then skip to Chapter III: Everyone's Arrived! (warning: this author's note was written on phone and will be fixed later).

Chapter I

Hello everyone and-hey? Wh-where is everyone? ...I'm...just the narrator-I can't run something like this... ... ...you'll just have to wait for Wyld-hmph!

Oh come on, don't give me that look. I-I'm only a narrator all I'm supposed to do is narrate. Everyone is just a little late...at the same time...at the worst possible ti-OK IS THIS MEANT TO BE A PRANK OF SOME KIND?! 'Cause—if it is—IT'S NOT FUNNY! OR APRIL FOOLS DAY—IS SEPTEMBER! ...

... ... ...you're still here? After that freak out? (That was supposed to drive you off...) ...so? Did you-did you need me for something?

WHAT?! NO! I WON'T START THE QUESTIONARE FOR YOU!

I SAID NO!

Hmmm, maybe you don't speak English?-¡DIJE QUE NO! (I SAID NO!(Spanish))...

¿No Inglés? (No English?(Spanish))

...¿Sì Españo? (Yes Spanish?(Spanish))

...Nihongo? (Japanese?)

... ... ... . . .FINE! I'll start it for you...now where did she put the script? Here it is!

Ahem! Let's see, it says:

Hello everyone and I welcome you all to the first chapter of the Kirby Questionare! *cheering can be heard in the background*

You are all now part of my loyal squad (and secretly part of my army that I will use to take over the world! Mwahhahaha HAHAHAHAHA!) oh uh...I just thought of something funny and you heard nothing!

What kind of idiot writes a script like this?

I am your friendly neighborhood ssssscript writer! (Ha! You thought I was going to say 'Spider-Man didn't you? Fools!) I am going to ask you to leave reviews asking me, the Kirby cast (anime and game), and my OCs questions as your questions will be answered shortly...chapter III...HA! Not chapter II like most people! NO! You are BAKA! (Fool!)

*Ahem* I'll answer some questions that no one will ask but everyone wants to know next chapter. Bye for now!

Seriously? This is going to be one baka author...(idiot)