YW: Hello there!! This is a collaborative effort between myself and Creeply, who created this lewd AU. He's basically taken the Miraculous universe and made it super smutty, with absolutely no holds barred.

Creeply: "No holds barred"? Really?

YW: Okay, some holds. Would you be so kind as to inform the audience as to what they are?

Creeply: We do not do pedophilia, all characters are aged up in this stuff or aged down depending on the character, no loli, no yaoi (emasculated gay men. Masculine muscular gay dudes are a definite yes, though) , no shota, we don't do watersports (Shit/Piss/fart fetish shit), we don't do stuff like vore or entire bodies getting shoved into places (Shrink play), we don't do blood play, torture (Ball/cock crushing etc) or certain old people (Yes, I am a fucking hypocrite).

YW: Yeah, those are his rules, and luckily, I agree with them all. If you want some nice and dirty smut mixed with plenty of supervillain action, check out Creeply's story, The Lewd Adventures of Bimbo Bug and Chad Noir. The following series of oneshots will take place in the same universe, but will not feature any villains.

Creeply: Yup. Also, here are the rules for how this world works:

Rule 1: Couples can have sex anywhere in Paris.

Rule 2: Curtains are outlawed.

Rule 3: Women and men can wear anything in public, even if that anything is absolutely nothing. ;)
Rule 4: Incest is encouraged in paris. Mom/sons, mom/daughters, brother/sisters, aunts/nephews etc.
Rule 5: All teachers are to teach about sex on top of their normal subjects. The teachers can be hands-on if they want to. In fact, it's mandatory to have a hands-on approach.
Rule 6: Most Kwamis besides Plagg are hot women, but Tikki is biggest/sexiest.
Rule 7: Paris is called the city of Lovemaking, and a lot of people like to wear clothes similar to those of their home country. Japan has sexy kimonos, USA has daisy dukes/red white and blue theme, French maid outfits etc.

YW: Well, I think that's all in terms of story/worldbuilding. So, shall we get onto the character sheet?

Creeply: If you would be so kind.

YW: Okay, here we go. The statistics are arranged as follows: Name, sexual orientation, body description, favorite sex position/activity, favorite lover, and longest time making love.

Adrien: Bi, Tall (Caps at around 6ft maybe a little shorter), blonde, shredded abs (eight pack) strong core and biceps that could bend metal, easy smile, massive cock (pushing twenty inches with balls like semen factories) clean hands the size of Marinette's face, firm ass and back covered in muscles; doggy style; Marinette; 24 hours.

Marinette: Bi, Black hair, down past her shoulder blades in pigtails, blue eyes, bubble butt, gymnast legs, valley girl tits (Bigger then DD smaller then F) eight pack abs, strong biceps that could bend metal, sharp chin, pouty pink lips, small pink nipples, full hips; missionary; Adrien; 24 hours.

Nino: Bi, Strong core, dusky skin, strong arms and nimble fingers, glasses, red cap, shorter than Adrien by just a bit, buzz cut, dick is a little thicker than Adrien's but not as long or veiny, stronger upper body strength than Adrien; shower sex; Alya/Alya's mother, Marlena; 12 hours.

Alya: Bi, Everything about her screams thick and juicy, eyes that scream 'fuck me stud', dark skin brown nipples, third biggest tits in the class beaten only by Mylene and Madame Busty, around an H-cup, strong core, works out like a fiend, sassy hips with a perfect rear for twerking/dancing; stand-fucking; Nino; 12 hours

Sabine: Anything, the perfect milf body, much bigger tits than Alya, breeder hips, and an ass that while jiggly is firm, long thick pink nipples, smooth skin, long fingernails, short hair that stops at her shoulders, dainty ankles and lovely legs, shorter than Marinette; doggy style; Tikki; 3 days

Tikki: Anything, over six and a half feet tall with bigger hips than Sabine, tits that defy size/gravity/physics, red skin with black polka dots, long red/black hair, small antennae, giggly/bullby personality, covered in muscles like an Amazonian warrior; Everything; Sabine; 5,000 years.

Plagg: Doesn't really care about sex but isn't against it, therefore says he is Bi. He chooses to look like a smaller version of his canon cat Kwami form but can turn into an 8-foot-tall sex machine with a dick the size of a horse's leg and testicles the size of footballs. Doesn't have a favorite sexual activity (yet), and prefers munching down on mountains of Cumembert cheese (yes, I spelled it that way on purpose). Doesn't have a favorite lover, although he secretly has crushes on Tikki and Adrien. He won't act on these feelings because he thinks love will ruin his image as the "gives-no-fucks" guy that he is. His longest time making love is 2 years, because he was just really bored and hooked up with another Kwami who wanted some fun.

YW: Well, that looks like everything in terms of identifying the main characters. Check out Creeply's story if you want and please feel free to send me requests in PM and I'll consider them.

See you in the first chapter!!