[Just to make something clear, this happens in an alternate universe where Pahkitew Island is Generation 4 after that then Revenge of the Island happens and Chris gets sent to jail. Now let's go]
Chef is seen walking inside jail holding some sort of file, he looks worried as all the inmates look at him and do unnerving sounds.
"I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!" One of them screams, another does kissing sounds and Chef cringes.
"The Crusty Cockroaches have a big lead over the Soil Stink Bombs!"
"Cram it McLean!" An inmate yelled. Another one laughed.
"ooo Lightning Slips pass Duncan! the Heat is On! Yeah look at that! That's what I'm talking about!" Chris McLean yells enthusiastically at Cockroaches.
"well well well look who Finally came to visit me after a whole year." Chris seemed upset.
"Come on, you finished your sentence for dumping toxic waste." Chef told Chris.
"Whatever, think I'll stay right here, for everything I need! Including Chef 2.0, I made him from a Cashew." Chris showed Chef the Cashew with his face.
Chef gave Chris the file.
"What's this?" Chris asked as he took it.
"Your contract, the producers have green lit another season, so you in?" Chef grinned.
"It is On!" Chris smiled, his teeth Sparkled.
(Camp Wawanakwa)
Chris walked onto the dock at Camp Wawanakwa. He stopped at the edge beside Chef Hatchet as the Drama Machine tailed him and inhaled. "Ah." He exhaled. "Good old radioactive-free air." He grinned at the camera. "Welcome back, viewers, after my – uh – involuntarily year-long 'vacation'" He chuckled. "During that time, I embarked on a journey of self-discovery and do you know what I found?" Chris asked Chef.
Chef Hatchet rolled his eyes. The Drama Machine Robot beeped. "I found that I needed to be surrounded by people that I love – to hurt."
Chris smiled wickedly. "It's a condition of my parole. Except the hurt part – that's all McLean." He walked to the other end of the dock. "So, this season, I'm bringing back twenty-four contestants from all three sets of casts to battle it out in the most dangerous, death-defying two million dollar competition ever!" The Drama Machine held up a case. A few bills floated off. Chef Hatchet walked up behind Chris. "Chef, what do you think about this season?" Chris grinned.
"People gonna die." Chef said.
Chris faked a smile. "That Chef, huh?" He shoved the cook out of the camera's view. "What a jokester." He grinned. "This is gonna be good." He rubbed his hands. "Bring it on! Here ... on Total ... Drama ... All-Stars!"
"So what now?" asked Chef.
"huh weird, I feel like somehow something changed...eh it's probably nothin' now here is our cast!" Chris looked at the helicopter in the sky and grinned. "From our newest season Revenge of the island we have Multiple Mike aka, Chester, Svetlana, Vito and Manitoba.
Mike was falling and changing into all of the named personalities when they were all called out.
"M-mike!" Zoey dived for him. "Loveable sweetheart turned powerhouse, Zoey." Chris smiled.
"You call that a dive? watch this! Sha-Aw!" Lightning was boasting but then was kicked out of the helicopter.
"brilliant bubble boy, Cameron." Chris said as Cameron screamed as he fell.
"Rude Jo, who Dominated until her underling turned on her" Chris smirked.
"You're dead McLean! AHHHHH!" Jo yelled as she was pushed out of the plane.
"Challenge throwing dirt boy Scott!" - Chris.
Scott was clinging on Chefs leg but then eventually fell off Into the lake.
"Sassy, Jersey Girl! Anne Maria!" - Chris
"Watch my hair!" She screamed.
"And pants on fire lier, Staci." - Chris boredly said and all the Revenge of the island members groaned.
"Yah, my great great great great great great great grandfather created falling! before that gravity wasn't discovered by my great great great AHHHHHHH!" She screamed as she was thrown off the helicopter.
"Now from our Pahkitew Island cast we have our finalists Shawn and Sky!"
Sky boredly fell from the, sky.
"I hope there's no Zombies anywhere near!" He seemed scared.
"Crikey, mate, ya still scared about them ankle biters?" Asked Jasmine as she fell without even screaming from fear.
"They won't bite my ankles!" Shawn yelled from the water.
"Jasmine and the Evil master mind Max!" - Chris.
"Yes! I am the most EVIL! all of you will ever!-" He splatted face first on the water and slowly sank.
"Chances of you still being in the game if our team is up for eliminantion will be around 1.84%, mine is 2.22% seeing I am the smartest Contestant on the island." Scarlett boredly spoke as she landed on her back.
"Yep, Scarlett is also back! also back is Fashion wannabe and ad worker! Sugar!" - Chris.
"Oh thank you! thank you! I knew y'all still liked me! Haha!" Sugar laughed as she was falling down.
"There's evidence that points to the contrary." Scarlett boredly spoke from the water.
"Heartbroken germophobe! Dave!" - Chris
Dave gave a bored sigh, he was wearing a beanie hat, kinds like Ezekiels when he first came.
"and the beatboxing mime that is Beardo!" - Chris said and Dave groaned.
Beardo did slot machine sound effects and then a jackpot sound effects as he pointed at the camara.
"Now, from our Original cast we have! our two original finalists Owen and Gwen!" - Chef spoke boredly.
"Haha! I am so stoked to be here man haha!" Owen said happy as he Cannon balled. Gwen just yelled "I hate Chris."
"Courtney! The know it all C.I.T girlfriend who was replaced for a goth!" Chris winked.
"This is not in my contract!" Courtney yelled.
"Loveable Airhead, Lindsay!" Chris spoke.
"I'm flying! Yay!" Lindsay yayed.
"Bad boy delinquent Duncan!" Chef said.
"Bring it on!" Duncan crossed his arms while falling.
"the original evil villainess herself, Heather!" Chris smirked.
"Whatever let's just get this over with AHHHH!" She was pushed out of the plane.
"Feral Freak Show! Ezekiel!" Chris yelled.
"WHAT!" all the Contestants yelled as Chef took a feral wild Ezekiel out. He seemed to be flailing and when dropped down he smirked and fell into the water.
"And finally, Blaineley!" Chris spoke.
"Yes I am ready to actually compete and have some well deserved screentime!" Blaineley winked at the Camaras while falling down. Then The Robot shooted a plunger at her and caught her.
"Just kidding, no way will I have YOU ever back on my show, later Mildred!" The Robot shot Mildred away. "AHHHH" she screamed.
"ahhh, feels good to be back." Chris laughed. "Anywho welcome back to Camp Wawanakwa! You will all be competing in harsh Challenges that are ALL references to classics from the past but with twists! Since this season has a lot of Contestants I hid two immunity Idols, one gives you immunity for one night and it's pretty easy to find and another one gives you immunity for two nights, that one is hidden in a more difficult spot" Chris chuckled.
Scott looked interested.
"The two immunity idols are hidden in Boney Island only the most dangerous and deadly place on earth!" Chris grinned.
Ezekiel growled and screeched.
"Uh second most dangerous place on earth, first place would be anywhere near Ezekiel." Chris frowned.
Courtney: "Ugh same old Chris, same old disgusting island, what was i thinking, i better work extra hard this season to make it worthwhile..." she frowned.
Silence.
"But before we start you all need teams!-" Chris was talking but was interrupted by-
"It's pretty clear the teams will be 3 teams of 8, showing off all three generations." Scarlett told him.
"Yes Scarlett you are Correct" Chris boredly told her. "So on team Confused Salmons we have! Scarlett, Max, Beardo, Shawn, Jasmine, Sky, Dave and Sugar! On Team Toxic Maggots we have Zoey, Mike, Cameron, Lightning, Jo, Scott, Anne Maria and Staci! and Finally on Team Killer Gophers we have Heather, Gwen, Owen Duncan, Lindsay, Courtney and Ezekiel!"
Ezekiel scratched himself like a dog and his team looked at him in disgust.
"Wait everyone else has 8 and we have 7, that's not fair!" Courtney yelled.
"I needed the seat in the helicopter for that Blaineley prank~" Chris shrugged.
Courtney glared.
"fine...you can have The Robot." Chris pressed a button and The Robot went towards his new Team doing Beeping sounds.
Scott looked at this and grinned.
"I thought your Robot could talk."
"Meh the communication chip cacked while I was in the hoosegow" Chris shrugged.
"Was that English?" Lindsay asked confused while Owen looked at her frowning.
The Robot got close to Heather and she pushed him away. "Ugh, keep your distance, Toaster." She told him.
Heather (Killer Gophers): "ugh there's something about that robot I just don't like..." she sat in the confessional.
"So for the first Challenge of the All-Stars season you will all have to reach the top of the cliff and dive to snag the right key to have your team sleep in the brand new Spa Hotel! Once you get a key you will get on the baby carriages from race through central park and try your keys out! Once the door is open the second team that gets in first wins safety as well and the final one is up for eliminantion! Now choose who will drive the carriages!" Chris smiled.
(Toxic Maggots)
"Maybe you should do it, oh no sorry I mean only if you want too..." Both Mike and Zoey kept saying at the same time.
"Move over wimps i'll just push myself." Jo got ready.
(Confused Salmons)
"Yikes that Ezekiel dude is a zombie!" Shawn was panicking. "Shawn we have to focus on this challenge now who do we pick to push the carriage?" Jasmine spoke.
Beardo pointed at Jasmine and did a Ding Ding Ding sound effect.
"Ugh I guess I'll do it eh.." Jasmine shrugged.
(Killer Gophers)
"Who drives?" Asked Gwen.
"Not you, backstabbing traitor!" Courtney yelled.
"Shut Up Courtney." Duncan defended his gf and Gwen frowned.
Ezekiel was licking the ground and The Robot did beeping noises. "Ugh shut up you washing machine..." Heather pushed it.
"oh wow hey Lindsay how about you push?" Owen suggested.
"Oh Yay! Lindsay said.
"Now put on your swim suits cause you will all get wet haha" Chris said
(Start!)
The Contestants were walking to the top of the cliff all in their swim suits.
"I said keep away from me!" Heather told The Robot who was getting too close.
"You guys better not do any mistakes!" Courtney yelled.
"Oh my gosh! you know how to stop doing mistakes? ooo please teach me!" Lindsay said really happy. Courtney looked at her annoyed.
Ezekiel did groans and growl sounds, his team seemed afraid of him. Even Duncan.
Owen (Killer Gophers): "That Ezekiel dude is really scary..." He frowned.
(Top of the Cliff)
"Now it's diving time! Dive and snag a key, the cooler your drive the more points your team gets! The teams with most points get a advantage next episode, so dive but be aware of the man eating sharks!" Chris chuckled. Lots of normal sharks were at the bottom and Fang was there too.
"Fang!" all the Revenge of the island members said. "Who?" asked Gwen.
Scott (Toxic Maggots): He was shivering, "o-o-oh okay! i-i might have phobia of s-s-sharks now, not my fault! I was mauled by one last season!" He seemed scared.
(Dive!)
The Challenge music played and Lightning dived first "Sha-First!" He dived coolly.
"Let's do this already!" Courtney dived as well.
"So which one of you will dive first?" Asked Scarlett.
Sugar, Dave, Beardo, Sky and Shawn stared.
"Ugh I'll just do it already!" Sky pushed Shawn and Dave away who were nearby and then dived.
Lightning landed and hitted fang, afterwards he got a key. "Sha-Fast!" He got in the baby carriage and Jo started pushing.
Courtney quickly got a key and got in the carriage. Nothing happened for a few seconds. "Lindsay!" Courtney yelled.
"What?" Lindsay asked confused.
"Push!" Courtney screamed.
"okay, so how do I push again?" Courtney asked confused.
Courtney growled, "forget this i am doing it!" She got off the carriage and pushed Lindsay inside head first, she began pushing. "There much easier you pathetic baby." Courtney yelled.
"I don't know what aptetic means but I love it when people call me baby so thanks~" Lindsay said muffled.
They reached the Spa Hotel, Courtney put the key in and it didn't work. "Ugh all that for nothing let's go back now!" Courtney pushed Lindsay back inside the carriage cause she tried to get out.
Lindsay (Killer Gophers): "Gosh this game is really hard, I don't really know if it's worth doing all these really hard Challenges just for lip gloss, no lip gloss is worth this..." she frowned.
Sky tried her key, nothing. She got in the carriage and Jasmine started pushing again.
Jo pushed Lightning through the woods. "Listen up, you don't like me," She pointed to herself. "And I really don't like you." She pointed at Lightning.
"What's not to like? Muah!" Lightning kissed his muscles.
"You're kidding, right?" Jo said. "Point is, we're the strongest members of our team. Agree to stay out of each other's way until the teams merge?"
"Cool." Lightning said. "But then it's every champ for himself. Starting with number one, and that's me!"
"Yeah, yeah." Jo strolled to a stop at the stairs of the spa hotel.
Lightning struggled to fit the key in the slot. "Come on, key, get in the lock!"
"It doesn't fit because it's the wrong key, Bright-ning." Jo said.
Lightning hopped into the baby carriage as Courtney pushed Lindsay up to the cliff.
"Who's next?" Asked Scarlett.
Beardo did teeth chattering sound effects.
"I'll do it for Jasmine, don't want my team to stay that behind!' He dived.
He got a key but then started being chased by Fang.
Heather dived and started being chased by normal sharks, she screamed.
Scott refused to get in.
"Yah my great great great great great great grandfather created sharks, before that they were just small fish with teeth, so sad." Staci told everyone.
"We don't care!" they all said.
"Oh i-i know who we can get help from!" Scott spoke and got near Mike and then ripped his shirt off.
Mike gasped and turned into Vito. "Yo Anne Maria I like your new style baby" Vito winked
Anne Maria giggled in her swim suit.
Zoey gasped and glared at Scott.
"Hey Vito can you dive? It would really impress Anne Maria" Scott told Vito.
"Ha! Watch and learn!" Vito cliff dived and punched Fang in the face.
He got a key and got in the carriages.
"You're welcome now we're not behind!" Scott told Zoey who frowned.
Zoey(Toxic Maggots): "I know Scott had a good reason to do that, we were behind but still he was being a big jerk like always!" She said upset.
Shawn came back, his key didn't work. Sugar then dived and Jasmine struggled to push the carriage cause of Sugars heavy weight.
Heather came back wet, her key failed.
Gwen dived and got on the carriage, Courtney pushed ignoring Gwen was in the carriage. "H-hey Court-" Gwen tried to speak but Courtney glared at her "Shut up right now." She barked and Gwen became quiet.
The key failed and they went back.
"This key was busted loser!" Vito came back, the key had failed and he pushed Scott, Scott ignored this and pushed Staci off the cliff. "AHHHH MY GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GRANDFATHER CREATED SCREAMING BEFORE THAT IT WAS JUST SMALL WHISPERS-" she got in the water and the bites started chasing her, she screamed.
Gwen and Sugar came back, you know both of their keys were fakes.
"Hey Max if you're the most evil human on the island then I'd assume you wouldn't be afraid of some sharks right?" Scarlett raised her eyebrow.
"Of course I am not afraid I'm just-" Max talked but then was pushed by Scarlett into the water. "Good then dive." She said.
Max screamed as he fell.
"I ain't no coward baby~" Anne Maria dived into the water. "Ohoho she's so hot." Vito drooled.
Zoey looked uncomfortable and then Cameron patted her on the back. "Remember he's not Mike right now." He whispered. Zoey nodded sadly.
Duncan dived fearlessly and got a key, they all got in the carriages and left.
Beardo kept doing beatboxing sounds.
"Ugh shut up!" Dave told him.
Beardo did a record scratch sound effect.
The Robot did beeping sounds.
Duncan, Anne Maria and Max came back after a minute, all their keys, trash.
Ezekiel dived into the water grinning, his smell made all the sharks, including Fang leave. He grinned and got a key.
Seeing this Scott dived along with Scarlett. They both got keys and got in the carriages.
Jasmine pushed the carriage. "In the 33.3% chance our team is up for eliminantion who would you vote?" Scarlett asked Jasmine.
"Shawn and I are voting for Sugar, after the way she backstabbed me last season I just have to get her chubby heinie out." Jasmine kept pushing.
"Fair enough, I'll vote her too." Scarlett shrugged and opened the door.
Chef then appeared from the inside of the Spa Hotel wearing a French maid suit. "Congratulations, your team gets to stay in the spa hotel for this entire season." He spoke.
Jasmine and Scarlett cheered.
(The Cliff)
Ezekiel came back, he looked upset his key didn't work. (He didn't notice Scarlett and Jasmine open the door cause he had left already with Courtney.)
Chris appeared with a Jet Pack. "And Team Confused Salmons are first safe! next team member that dives and then reaches the inside of the spa hotel is also safe! the others are up for eliminantion!" He spoke.
Scott came back. "No luck." He said.
Zoey then dived.
"Okay Owen you have to Dive." Duncan yelled.
"What?" Owen looked worried.
"Look it's either you or The Robot and I'm pretty sure The Robot isn't waterproof! Duncan told him.
"Oh okay!" Owen then ran and dived.
A huge splash happened which made lots of fish go away, Owen got a key and got in the carriage.
Courtney tried pushing but it seemed impossible. "Hey, what's the hold up." Owen asked. Courtney was about to tell him something in a very angry tone but then Chris said.
"And Team Toxic Maggots get to sleep in the Spa Hotel for tonight! Team Screaming Gophers get ready to sleep in the shabby lodges!" Chris laughed.
(That Night)
That night, the Screaming Gophers sat on the tree stumps. Nearby, on four-rowed stands, the Toxic Maggots and Confused Salmons smiled triumphantly.
"Welcome to our first elimination ceremony!" Chris said. "How do you like the new peanut gallery? Huh?" He gestured to the other teams. Dave, Lightning, Beardo, Scott, Scarlett, Staci, Cameron, Zoey and Jo sat at the back row while Anne Maria, Shawn, Vito, Sky, Max, Jasmine, Shawn, Sugar sat in the front.
"Now, winners can watch their opponents give someone the boot before they head to the Spa Hotel for a deluxe dinner." The other teams cheered cheered. Courtney glared at Gwen. She gulped and looked away. Heather looked bored, Owen was eating a sandwich, Lindsay was facing the other way, Ezekiel drooled on Heather and Heather had a disgusted face and The Robot beeped. "Before we start, I need one winner to volunteer from the Toxic Maggots for a special reward." - Chris.
Lightning ran up to Chris. "Ha! Sha-Lightning!"
"Great!" Chris said. "Your reward is ... spending the night in exile on Boney Island with all the hungry, wild animals!"
"Aw! How is that a reward?" Lightning asked.
"Because like I said," Chris said. "There's two McLean Invincibility Statue hidden somewhere on Boney Island! Find them, and you're golden!"
Chef led Lightning to the docks.
"This year, you get to vote by placing an X on the eight by ten photo of the person you want to send home. Now, get voting." Chris instructed.
The Robot did beeping noises.
Ezekiel did animalistic growls and kept marking X on a unknown photo.
Heather struggled holding a picture of a wild Ezekiel and another one of The Robot.
Courtney glared "Pretty obvious who I will vote."
Lindsay looked at the pictures of Heather and Courtney, then she dropped them both and marked X on her own face.
"The votes are tallied! if you are safe stand up and pick up your marshmallow! Contestants safe are! Duncan and...Heather" Chris spoke.
Duncan stood up and grabbed his marshmallow. Heather looked surprised she wasn't bottom two but didn't complain.
"Gwen and Courtney, also safe, Lindsay." They all grabbed their marshmallows.
The Robot, Owen and Ezekiel were all left.
Owen kept eating his sandwich all happy.
The Robot kept doing lots of beeping noises.
Ezekiel looked really mad, he kept thinking he was gonna get voted off first, AGAIN!
"The Robot, you're here for being completely useless! Owen you're here for your girth weighting the carriage making moving it impossible! and Ezekiel you're really creepy dude haha but don't worry Zeke cause you're safe!" Ezekiel smiled and went to get his marshmallow.
"The final marshmallow of the night goes too..." Chris did a pause for dramatic tension.
(Dramatic Music)
Owen kept eating his sandwich and The Robot was shaking.
(Dramatic Pause)
"...The Robot." Chris smiled.
"What!" Gwen and Owen both said shocked.
"Owen, you're out dude." Chris said.
"Oh alright, well...see ya guys." Owen walked the dock of shame and got on The Boat of Losers.
"huh I guess this is how Zeke felt when he was voted out first...feels sad.." Owen got in and left the island. Chef drove the boat.
Chris stood on the dock. "Who'll be the next all-star to be out and into the history books?" He raised his arms. "Find out when we return on ...Total ... Drama ... All-Stars!"
Gwen boredly marked X on a picture of The Robot. "He's useless." she boredly said.
Owen marked Ezekiel. "That dude is really... REALLY scary..." He frowned.
Heather marks Owen "Not only does he have lots of friends and is very liked, he also won the first season, gets far on every other season he was on and i still remember those disgusting Challenges he and Gwen made me do in I triple dog dare you, they will both pay. So I don't need threats like that on my team." She said.
Duncan voted The Robot boredly.
Lindsay voted herself.
Ezekiel marked a picture of a very happy Owen and grinned.
Courtney spoke. "Even tho Gwen did steal my boyfriend, Owen is the reason we lost this challenge! Ezekiel and The Robot might be useless but at least they aren't strong competitors like Owen." She marked his picture.
The Robot struggled to write so Zeke got inside the confessional and marked Owen for him.
Duncan - 0
Heather - 0
Gwen - 0
Courtney - 0
Lindsay - 1
Ezekiel - 1
TheRobot - 2
Owen - 4 (Eliminated)
Now for real The Total Drama All-Stars Intro:
New shiny camaras come out of many familiar places, then the point if view throws us off the cliff dodging Chris in a helicopter in the way, Inside the water we see Owen fart on the mouth of fang, he gags. Gwen and Courtney are arguing in the shore while Duncan boredly defends Gwen. Heather cringes at a animalistic Ezekiel scratch himself and then looks uncomfortable as The Robot starts following her)
Dear Mom and Dad I'm doin' fine,
You guys are on my mind.
You asked me what I wanted to be
And now I think the answer is plain to see,
I wanna be famous.
Cameron, Mike and Zoey talk and laugh together. Jo and Lightning start competing doing push-ups, Scott carves a fake hidden immunity idol and smirks.
I wanna live close to the sun,
Go pack your bags, 'cause I've already won,
Everything to prove, nothing in my way
I'll get there one day.
Cause, I wanna be famous!
(Jasmine and Shawn help eachother, Sky avoids Dave, Dave looks annoyed at Beardo doing Beatboxing sounds, Max laughs as he created another huge robot which explotes, Scarlett then covers herself with a umbrella giving a small smile)
Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na!
(In the food court we see Chef grin as he gives Lindsay, Staci and Anne Maria gross grub to eat)
I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous
(Staci starts saying annoying facts about her family and the food, annoyed Anne Maria sprays Staci's face with her hairspray; Staci coughs, Sugar eat the gross food in one gulp)
I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous
(In the campfire ceremony Mike and Zoey are about to kiss but then Scott comes from behind and holds both of their shoulders grinning, all the other campers whistle)
[Whistles]
AN: Well that was the first chapter! I hope you liked it! The reason why Ezekiel voted for Owen, twice. Was cause he knows Owen is strong seeing as he remembered how he was Eliminated first and Owen won the first season! So he's a bit grudgy he won while he was out first. Anywho thanks for reading!~Liz~