The battle that everyone has waited for yet no one likes. Saitama vs Goku. I already know that everyone and their mother has already done this but, it's my turn to make the dumpster fire that is this battle turn into a forest fire. Now, it's time for the most epic battle of all time.
Saitama stood in the wasteland while looking around. Earlier, Saitama received a letter from an anonymous sender that they wanted to fight him. Most of him belived that he wouldn't get a challenge from said fight but, he still had some hope.
Across from Saitama's spot, a new figure appeared from nowhere. This was Goku also known as the anonymous sender. "Heya, it seems that you got my letter" Goku said with his signature Son Grin.
"Yeah... but, can we make this quick? There is a sale on lobsters in Q city and I don't want to miss them" Saitama replied.
"Ok then, just-" Goku said before he was cut of by a sudden wind knocking dust into his nose. "A... A... Achoo" Goku sneezed, causing the world to explode.
In space, Goku and Saitama just floated as they both died from lack of air.
Well, that's my take of the fight between Goku and Saitama. No one wins because the Goku-tards and Saitama-tards suck. Screw you, fight me.