All was well on the island of Tomodachi Life, except for Toadette farting a constant array of stinky fungi fumes, with her having binged on the finest cuisine offered to her by the Miis walking around.
"Ooh was that a big 1!" Toadette giggled above her bassy flatulence as she fanned the smelly air while sitting on a bench by the fountain.
"Why do you have to make an announcement for it?" Captain Falcon groaned after getting smashed off the rooftop of the apartment from a bomb.
"Because I have a kink for the stink!" Toadette chimed as she felt her stomach rumbling.
"Of course you do." The captain sighed as he proceeded to Falcon Punch his way back to the apartment.
Toadette kept on making a mess in her diaper as she noticed the television set that was left by the trash can suddenly turning on, much to her surprise.
"Breaking news! Be on the lookout for a drink driver on the road." R.O.B. stated on the news broadcast. "That is all."
"Pfft is that it?" Toadette taunted as she kept farting, until she got smashed by a runaway Blue Falcon vehicle.
Elsewhere on the island was the real star of the story, the red crested breegull bird Kazooie, doing her usual walking about on her talon as she felt the impact of the F-ZERO vehicle.
"I guess something must have happened," Kazooie responded while shaking her wings, proceeding to take into the air and glide. "Something must have happened."
"You could definitely say!" Alice greeted while growing some flowers on the garden she had near the huge apartment. "Just what is it that goes on our little island?"
"A lot of things!" Kazooie squawked while heading on her way... until she decided to see what was in the hat shop.