Mario's Pizzeria
Day 1
Mario's Pizza Shop was opened. He walked to the front door and switched the "closed" sign to "open".
"Oh Yeah!" Mario jumped in the air with excitement. "Time to make some money!"
Princess Peach walked in. "Hi, Mario!", she said happily.
"Hello!" Mario said, "Will you like to buy some Pizza?"
"Oh, I just came to say Hi." replied the Princess as she turned around to leave.
"Wait!" Mario called, "Please buy some of our pizza!"
"No." Peach facepalmed. "Mario, please leave me alone."
"PLEASE!" begged the Italian plumber. "I want someone to critique it!" Mario smiled.
"OKAY, FINE!" Peach rolled her eyes with annoyance.
"Which type of pizza do you want?" asked Mario, pulling out a pen and notepad.
"Um, how about Cheese Pizza?" Peach said.
"What about Mushrooms?" asked Mario.
"Uh, no thanks," Peach shook her head. "I only want cheese."
"I'll put some mushrooms on it,"
"No, Mario!" Peach started to get angry. "I do not want mushrooms!"
"So Pepperoni it is!" Mario began to scribble on the notepad.
Peach got angry. "MARIO, I JUST WANT CHEESE PIZZA!" Peach screamed.
"Come on, Peach! it's only 25 Coins extra," Mario said.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" Princess Peach screamed. "MARIO, IF YOU GIVE ME ANYTHING ELSE BESIDES CHEESE PIZZA, I WILL NEVER EVER BAKE YOU CAKES WHEN YOU RESCUE ME!" Peach screamed.
"Okay fine," Mario said. He walked into the kitchen and put a Cheese Pizza in the oven.
The pizza was finished. Mario gave the pizza to Peach in a wooden pizza board.
"I think you forgot the pizza box," said Peach.
"I uh, forgot pizza boxes," Mario smiled with nervousness.
Peach was gone.
"Dang it! How could I forget to buy boxes!" Mario facepalmed.
Wario and Waluigi walked in. "Mario!" called Waluigi.
"Cool pizza place. Anyways, We need 25 Pizzas for a big Party Tonight," Wario said.
"That's going to be about a thousand coins," Mario said in surprise. "Are you sure about that?"
"Yes," Wario said. He handed Mario 1000 Coins.
"WOW!" Mario said. "I'll get right to it!"
Wario and Waluigi chuckled nervously.
1 HOUR LATER...
Mario used the coins that Wario and Waluigi gave him to buy pizza boxes. Mario had to more money.
"Hey, can I come to your party tonight?" Mario asked.
"Hmm, no," replied Wario said.
"Why?!" Mario asked.
Wario glanced at Waluigi, hoping he had a reason for of Mario not going.
"I don't know," Waluigi replied.
"But I just gave you twenty-five pizzas! You have to let me go at this point!"
Waluigi whispered in Waluigi's ear. Wario chuckled.
"How about you give us more pizzas," Wario played with his fingernails. "And then maybe we'll let you in."
"Deal." Mario zipped in the kitchen.
"Freaking idiot!" Wario whispered to Waluigi and they both laughed.
LATER...
Mario worked hard and made 25 More Pizzas for Wario and Waluigi. Mario was sweating bullets.
"Here are your Pizzas," Mario handed it to them. "Can I come to your party when my shift is done?"
"Sure whatever," Wario said.
"Yes!" Mario jumped in the air.
Luigi came in. "Wow, Mario!" Luigi scouted the restaurant. "You must be making money out here!"
"I HAVE 0 COINS," Mario replied.
"Hey, are you coming to Wario and Waluigi's Party Tonight?" Luigi asked.
"Yes," Mario said. "They were here a few minutes ago to buy pizzas for it."
"How many?" Luigi asked.
"Twenty-five," replied Mario. "But I had to give twenty-give MORE so they can let me in the party."
"That's odd. They gave me free tickets to go," Luigi showed Mario the tickets.
"Are you freaking kidding?" shouted Mario. "They gave you two FREE tickets?"
"Yeah," replied Luigi. "I would give you the second one, but I'm going with Daisy."
"Oh," Mario looked down at the ground.
"Well, I wish you luck! Anyways, can I get a pizza?" Luigi asked. He pulled out a gold mushroom. (From New Super Mario Bros. 2, NOT Mario Kart).
Mario placed the mushroom in the cash register and made the pizza.
5 MINUTES LATER...
"Thanks, Bro!" Luigi said, giving Mario a fist pump.
"Phew," Mario glanced at a clock. "My shift is over in two hours."
Bowser stepped in the shop. "Cool pizzeria, Mario! Anyways, give me a pizza!"
"Oh no, you don't!" Mario hopped over the counter.
"What?" Bowser put his hands up. "I'm not stealing, I swear!"
"No Bowser's allowed!" Mario ran to Bowser and slowly pushed him out of the pizzeria.
"Please! I have coins! Bowser dug into his pocket and revealed coins.
"I don't care!" Mario shouted. "No Bowsers allowed, GET OUT!"
Mario's arms began to ache and he stopped pushing Bowser.
"Mario, I'm begging you! I promise I'm not going to do anything wrong!" Bowser got on his knees.
"That's it!" Mario reached into his pocket and equipped a Fire Flower.
"Please!"
Mario threw a bunch of Fire Balls and roasted Bowser's ass.
Bowser cried. "HO HO HA HA HA HE!" Bowser smacked his butt to get rid of the flames.
"That's right, get out!"
Bowser dipped out of the pizzeria. "AAAAAA!"
A Goomba came in holding 5000 Coins.
"Hey, Mario I know we are enemies, but I have 5000 coins and I don't know what to do with them, so can I get ONE pizza for 5000 coins?" The Goomba asked.
"NO!" he shouted. "YOU ARE A GOOMBA, GET OUT!"
The goomba ran out of the pizzeria.
Mario tried to step on the goomba and missed. The Goomba dropped 500 coins.
"Oh Yeah!" Mario had 550 coins now.
Toad stepped in. "HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII MARIO!" Toad SCREAED.
"Yes?" Mario asked.
"Can I get 50 Pizzas for Wario and Waluigi's party Tonight?"
"But they already came and they got fifty!" Mario was very confused.
Toad pulled out a large coin that was worth 7000 coins.
Mario's mouth watered. "Money..."
"This could be yours!" Toad slowly waved it in front of Mario's face.
Mario zipped into the kitchen and worked hard again. Toad got 50 Pizzas.
"Thank you, come again!" Mario said as he wiped some sweat off his face.
"You're Welcome!" Toad nodded and left.
LATER...
Mario's shift was over and he closed the Pizzeria. He went to the club where Wario and Waluigi's party was. Mario went to the Bouncer, which was a Sledge Bro.
"Ticket, please." The bouncer let out his hand.
"Oh, Wario and Waluigi said I could come. They didn't give me a ticket," replied Mario.
"Okay, then what's your name?" The Bouncer asked.
"Mario."
The Bouncer looked on a clipboard with names. "YOU ARE NOT ON THE LIST."
"What?" Mario asked.
"You heard me! You're not on the list."
"I don't believe you."
The Bouncer shoved the clipboard right in Mario's face. "Do you see it now?!"
The bouncer heard a muffled "Uh-huh." He removed the clipboard from Mario's face.
"GET LOST!" The Bouncer pushed Mario a couple of feet back.
Wario and Waluigi laughed, looking out the window.
"We didn't add you to the list loser!" Wario shouted. He pulled down his pants and twerked at Mario.
Mario watched, devastated.
"Move!" Luigi pushed him, and then looked out the window.
"Hey, Mario!" Luigi waved at him.
"Luigi, those losers didn't add me to the list!"
"Oh. Sorry, bro."
"I GAVE THEM 50 PIZZAS AND I CAN'T GO TO THEIR PARTY!" screamed Mario with a lot of anger.
"Relax man, you can just beat them up tomorrow. This party is lame, anyway." Luigi lied, to make him feel better.
"Oh Yeah?" Mario folded his arms. "Then what are you doing?"
"Well, uh, dancing with Daisy!" Luigi said as he blushed.
"Hey, Mario!" Daisy said as she peeked out the window.
"HEY, I TOLD YOU TO GET LOST!" The bouncer shouted. He jumped in the air and made an earthquake.
"AHHH!" Mario got dizzy and fell.
Another Sledge Bro. Arrived. "Now get lost!" He threw Mario far away.
Goombella came to Wario. "Cool Party, Wario! Hey, where did you get these delicious pizzas?" she asked.
"Oh, I baked them myself," Wario said and folded his arms.
"Excuse me, I made the batter, though!" Waluigi said, folding his arms.
"Nice! You guys rock!" Goombella chuckled.
Wario and Waluigi smiled at each other and laughed.