WFA: Real Shield Summit
The camera shows a WFA live event being set up. On the announce table sit the members of Re-Vengeance.
"Hey, guys." Furno Moxley says. "Welcome to the first episode of the Real Shield Summit, where we take Dude Perfect's Overtime series, kill its family friendly rating and do some weird shit together."
"Today's first episode takes place right here in Tokyo, Japan." Nyx Rosewood adds.
"Gonna be a good show." Raptor Reigns smirks.
Hooky with Sloane - Bird Creek
(REAL SHIELD SUMMIT)
"Alright, let's get on with the first segment, and I'm actually pretty excited about it." Furno says. "It's called Yeah or Nope!"
(YEAH OR NOPE!)
"Long story short, for today, at least," Nyx starts. "-we show random things that are related to other WFA wrestlers, be it clothes, toys, or other stuff, or at least that's the theme today."
"I say since you came up with the theme, you start, Psycho-break Kid." Aiden Black suggests. The Ghost Fox claps his hands together.
"Okay, what if I told you guys that I have…" she pulls out something from underneath the announce table.
"A Sully onesie!" Nyx shows the rest of the group a onesie themed after the king cobra of the same name, complete with intricate scales and a black and gold color scheme plus a foldable hood akin to an actual king cobra. The "cobra" even has a black shirt with the Cobra Club logo on it.
(Cricket noises)
Then, Furno says "That is a straight up insult to the original and an abomination of cloth. NOPE!"
In an instant, the others pull out their Nope paddles.
"You know what, since she actually got the first super nope, there's only one thing left to do…" Furno starts, then the three male members point their Nope paddles at Nyx, chanting…
"SHAME! SHAME! SHAME!"
(Spongebob "1 minute later" screen)
We now see them calming down, but Nyx is wearing the onesie.
"Fuck your shames. I love this thing. I spent so much money to have it custom made." she tells them, arms crossed.
"I don't mean to offend ya, Addie, but I could just buy a snake onesie and pass it off as Cobra Club merchandise. (Nyx shrugs) Anyway, I'll go next." Furno says, and pulls out what appears to be four black shirts. "I got one for each of us and take a look." he hands out three of the shirts to his stablemates. When they unfold them…
"It's a Shield shirt you can buy online, but there is a sprayed on 'no' symbol." Aiden says.
"It's a reversible shirt." Furno adds as he reverses the shirt he's holding to reveal a different design. It shows a picture of the four of them after the dreaded SSW Kingdom main event. The text underneath said in capital "THIS IS THE REAL SHIELD!"
"If this is supposed to be a merch shirt, given the extra detail of it being reversible,… it's too expensive, man." Raptor raises his Nope paddle.
"As much as I know how horrible this main event was, that shot of us standing tall was good. Yeah!" Nyx gives her answer.
"I like the design. That's all I have to say." Aiden raises his Yeah paddle.
"Okay, not bad. Who wants to go next?" Furno asks the others.
The sole Samoan raises his hand and reveals his item from under the table...a poster of Carson Michaels, Angelica Rhodes, and Natalia Rodriguez...but the background seems like it was taken from a WDT poster.
(Cricket noises)
"I ran out of ideas." Raptor mutters.
"On a positive note, it does help attract horny men and lesbian women." Nyx awkwardly raises her Yeah paddle.
"Both of you have lost your minds." Furno says as he and Aiden raise their Nope paddles.
"Okay then, I'll go last." Aiden says as Raptor practically tosses the poster to the side. The Ghost Fox reaches into his nearby gym bag and shows the group what appears to be one of those DIY castle toys but it's Monarchy themed.
(More cricket noises)
"I also ran out of ideas." Aiden points out.
"Nope." Furno says as he and Nyx raise their paddles representing their answer.
"I'm a dad that would scour the world for unique toys for my kids, but nope." Raptor also raises his Nope paddle.
The camera quickly cuts to Furno, Nyx, and Raptor shaming Aiden like what happened to the Mad Angel a while ago. It then cuts back to them sitting behind the announce table.
"Well, I guess that's the first and last episode of Yeah or Nope. This series is not going so well on its first episode." Furno sighs. "Anyway, time for the second segment: Jar of Punishment!"
(JAR OF PUNISHMENT)
There is now a glass jar with random paper slips in them on the table.
"Okay, so we pick a piece of paper from this jar and we all have to do it. All these punishments were suggested by our fellow WFA wrestlers." Furno explains. He reaches inside and pulls out a piece of paper to read its contents.
"We will, from one DJ Kingston, eat 100 natto rolls." he says, making everyone groan in disgust.
"I...don't like where this is going." Raptor complains.
"Well, we're gonna go outside to buy some natto rolls so we'll be seeing you guys later…"
It then cuts to a montage of them doing different things in the streets of Tokyo besides buying natto rolls before cutting back to the announce table. All four of them have packs of natto rolls in front each of the.
"I am so nervous!" Nyx screams out.
"Aren't we all?" Raptor adds.
"I'm actually excited. I've eaten sushi, ramen, okonomiyaki, and the like, but not this." Furno picks up a container of natto and shows it to the camera.
"It's like a soybean sushi roll." Aiden explains.
Furno nods. "So, let's get started. We each eat 25 rolls. Go!"
And so cues a fast forward cut of them eating natto rolls with their chopsticks (while also leaving the table for a while to get some water). A few seconds later, it turns back to regular time, and they've eaten 12 each.
"I don't feel so good." Raptor groans.
"Already?" Nyx wonders, taking a drink from her water bottle.
"We shouldn't eat too much of this." the Samoan adds.
"At least we're not eating 200!" Furno exclaims as Aiden eats another.
Cue another fast forward and after the next stop, Furno has eaten 24, Nyx 22, Raptor 19, and Aiden 23.
"I don't wanna do this anymore." the Samoan clutches his stomach right as Furno eats the last one of his batch, then throws away his chopsticks in triumph.
"Done!"
Then, a voice are heard,
(Watch where you throw that! -King Caesar)
Furno just waves at the man way behind the camera as his teammates eat one more each.
"I don't feel so good…" Nyx sighs.
"Want me to eat it?" Furno asks, then the others give him their last nattos. He shrugs.
(Spongebob "30 seconds later…" screen)
"Alright, now that that's done…" Nyx starts as Furno is still chewing on nattos. "Let's go to our third segment for today's episode, and we will definitely enjoy this over eating so many nattos in one sitting: Adver-pranking!"
(ADVER-PRANKING!)
"Okay, so we'll be heading out to a nearby mall-" Furno begins to explain. "-and we will be pranking some members of the WFA fanbase in Tokyo to promote our live event here. How will that be happening today?"
The four pull out some colorful cylindrical objects known as…
"Confetti cannons. While we're dressed up as…actually, we'll just go out there, hide in random places, then confetti cannon the crap out of some people."
The screen then cuts to them going outside and entering a Tokyo mall, confetti cannons in hand. It then cuts to the group in a department store.
"We somehow got permission to advertise here so, let's get started." Furno tells the viewers.
The screen cuts to a horizontal view of the department store, showing some customers coming in.
We see an adult couple coming in to one of the sections, then a certain Ohioan hops out from the dressing rooms and fires his confetti cannon. The couple jumps back in surprise as confetti rain down all over them.
"The WFA's having a live event later this week! Come on over!" he walks over to the startled couple and shakes their hands, still laughing.
It then cuts to a montage of the others doing the same thing, complete with the Benny Hill Theme playing over it.
"WFA here in Tokyo!" -Nyx.
"Come one, come all!" -Raptor.
"It's fun as hell!" -Aiden.
A few more seconds later, the four are now standing with some of the employees who were in on the prank.
"Well, that was fun, but under an agreement with the crew, we agreed to clean up after the prank so…" Nyx starts. "We'll be right back…"
Cue a montage of them using vacuum cleaners to clean up the confetti and taking a taxi back to the arena. It then cuts to them in the locker room, sitting in front of a wooden table.
"Well, we can't do anything with the announce table anymore." Raptor sighs. "So, for the last segment for today, here's Bet Bash!"
(BET BASH)
"Okay, I have a fun one. I bet you three that I can run a kilometer...in Brutus Vicious's goliath size boots." Furno tells the group, who instantly raise their "Nope" paddles.
"I call bullshit. Those are big." Nyx points out.
"Not to mention heavy." Raptor adds.
"You won't even last a quarter a kilometer." Aiden finishes.
Furno throws his hands up and says "Still gonna do it."
(Spongebob "Later" screen)
The camera cuts to the four outside the arena along with many other WFA wrestlers. Furno is shown wearing black boots that are WAY too big for his feet.
"I might as well say that this is heavy as hell." Furno looks down on the boots he is wearing. "But, here's the deal: I'm gonna run around the arena until I get to one kilometer while everyone watches. I have this smartwatch tracker to check my distance and so… let's do this."
Furno crouches down to a ready position as everyone else counts down (Nyx is now on the camera this time).
"3...2...1...GO!"
The Ohioan takes off running, or at least tries to as the boots weigh him down severely. All three members of the New Shield laugh as they follow their leader by just jogging.
"This is NOT going to work!" Nyx calls out, chuckling. "Don't kill your pride with this!"
But, Furno continues to trudge across the smooth concrete floor on big boots. It then transitions to a fast forward of them following Furno as the Benny Hill theme plays again. It stops as he starts panting.
"I've only done...0.49 km…" he breathes. "Damn. I'm in over my head."
"Still gonna continue?" Raptor teases, patting his back. He gets his answer when the Ohioan takes off again, slowly.
"This won't end well." Aiden sighs.
Cue another Benny Hill fast forward transition, then it cuts to normal right as Furno slumps down to the ground.
"Still gonna go? Only 0.39 km left." Nyx smirks.
Furno...he just shakes his head.
"I fucking quit." he groans.
"YOU'VE LOST!" the other three exclaim and laugh.
The screen cuts to them back in the locker room, sitting down while Furno is on the ground, face down.
"Well, I guess that will do for the Real Shield Summit today." Nyx smirks. "Thank you all for watching. Bye!"
They all wave at the camera as it transitions to a black screen.