a man of humor and glass?

by Ajherogamer37

A story about a boy named nariki, after the murder of his mom by a interdimensional psycho, gets "picked up" by the straw hat pirates, in his favorite manga, and will have to avoid luffys persistent requests to join the crew (I recently learned that nariki is actually a monster hunter name, i did not, i repeat DID NOT do that on purpose.) bear with me! (pardon my bad writing)

1. HOLY SHISH KEBAB! A devil fruit?

"holy shit!" a guy named nariki said, "im kicking luffys ass!" he said as he upper cutted the pirate captain, knocking him out. OK, rewind, soo you might be wondering 'what the frick? no intro?!' well there is a perfectly good reason, rewind, ok here we go.

"nakariki! your going to be late for school! GET YOUR ASS DOWN HERE!" a boys mom called, that one phrase shook the boy named nariki awake, "ugh, what time is it?" he froze when he saw the clock decorated with onepiece stickers, he froze "SHIT! I'm LATE, mom's gonna kill me!"he rushed out of his room, knocking over the pile of onepiece manga, "don't kill me mom! I accidentally read too much manga!" the mom calmed down, onepiece was the single moms favorite thing to do with her son, "fine" she sees him in his pajamas, THE HELL I'M TAKING YOU TO SCHOOL IN THAT! GO GET DRESSED!"

he turned, and saw a strange fruit, with swirls and a glass like sheen "HOLY SHIT! a devil fruit…" he took a bite and gagged, "aghhhhhhhh! its awfull! they under-exaggerated the taste in the manga!" then he tripped and shattered, he willed his body to reform, " what the fu- "GET DOWN HERE NOW!" the new, devil fruit user came down the stairs, "mom, i think i just ate a devil fruit." "you'll have to lie better then that to get out of school, you're worse than Ussop..." she stared in shock as he jumped down the apartment stairs and shatters, then quickly reforms, "oh my god-" she passes out at that very moment. he shrugs and heads to school.

*time skip: its evening now* he was on his way home from school, he tried to keep his devil fruit on the down low, another uneventful day at dasowm middle., he saw an ambulance going to the apartment, 'im probably just being paranoid' he thought the ambulance pulled up to the apartment, he starts to sweat, 'nothing to worry about...' he sees them go into the apartment, he runs in, and sees his mom, lying on the floor with a knife in her heart, "MOM! WHO THE FUCK DID THIS TO YOU!?" she was still barely alive " doesn't matter, run you little shit, he's still he-" she died, he looked up to see a man with a knife, wearing a mask, he couldn't see the man clearly because of his tears "YOU DAMN MURDERER! FUCK YOU!" he jumped at him ready to beat him to hell, "foolish mortal, its not your time yet." he stabbed nariki, 'good thing i ate that devil fruit.. wait, shit! how does it still hurt!' he thought, "g-go to hell!" he yelled at the murderer, " actually, I've been there, rather nice place, you're not dead so i'll spare you, your mother wrote this for you," he gave him a letter, the glass man opened it, what the "fu-

So that's the first chapter, it is a little short, but I wanted to finish it. huuuuuuuuuuuuuuge thanks to morianna19, they are the author "of a comet wish", you should read her story, she's letting me use the character rose for a cameo, though seriously read her story's, they are the definition of amazing.