PROLOGUE: TOBI'S VALENTINE'S DAY PLAN

It was February, the month known for its "Love". Everyone was to give and share their "love" to their "loved ones".

These people would do this by giving heart-shaped boxes of chocolates, confessing their feelings and becoming a "thing". Giving a bouquet of a dozen wonderful smelling flowers of all sorts and maybe by spending the night together, watching the stars and cuddling under the moonlight as a happy couple.

One does all of these things and successfully achieve their goal or they get rejected.

All of this happens only on February 14th, the day known as Valentine's Day.

Romantic, huh?

Way too romantic for the "evil" organization Akatsuki.

Why would they even celebrate this stupid holiday when they're so busy during missions?

Well, think again.

You'd be surprised with how life works in their world.

The masked orange lollipop had woken up with a red string tied around his finger in a loose heart shape, he was confused but wasn't dumb. The male knew that today was something important.

He gets out of the bed, his bedsheets the colour of cherry red with multiple rose pink heart prints all over the room with the words "I Love You" in bold black ink.

He still had no clue.

Tobi went to open the blinds and spots a couple of men and women holding hands, some sitting for a lovely picnic, others making out and where some were handing a bouquet of flowers being given to women by the men. There were even same-sex couples doing the same. He thought it was cute.

But sadly, Tobi still had no idea.

He sighs and picks up a nearby pink marker to cross out the previous day from the calendar, noticing that he had the 14th day circled and scribbled with a bunch of pink and red hearts. For some reason, the walls were vandalized with hearts as well.

The male looks down at himself to see that he was wearing a comfy onesie that had many hearts of all sizes and colours.

Tobi starts to think, trying to connect the dots together.

The beautiful hearts.

The lovely colours of red and pink.

The men and women who were happily outside together and in love.

All of the chocolate boxes and bouquets of flowers being handed out.

February 14th being circled on his calendar.

It added up! It all made sense now!

"It's VALENTINE'S DAY!", Tobi shouts at the top of his lungs, startling the rest of the half-asleep members.

There was a loud obnoxious groan from everyone, especially from Itachi (you could hear him from down the hall).

"Not in my damn ear Tobi, un", Deidara mumbles in his usual pissed tone, struggling to get out of bed.

"Well Tobi just can't help it Deidara-senpai!", he exclaims once more. "It's Valentine's Day! And Tobi just can't wait to get everyone gifts!"

"No. Just no, un.", the blonde states sternly as he tosses the blanket over himself again.

"And why ever not Senpai?"

"Last time we had had someone, all the fangirls especially, it went chaotic, un.", he explains, shivering from the memories. "Itachi-san's fangirls were hella annoying, they kept on praising him and his Uchiha ass. Kisame no Danna was being tortured by an endless number of questions, hm. Hidan-san's fans tried to grope his dick but he sacrificed them all to Jashin. Kakuzu stripped their wallets and other stuff. There's more but I'd rather not talk about, un."

"Ohhh...", Tobi jumps a bit back, a bit startled of these "scary" fangirls and their crazy actions. "Well.. Tobi has another idea!"

"Whatever, un...", Deidara murmurs and slowly falls back asleep. "Oh, and get out of that stupid onesie. It hurts just to see one heart, un..."

"Yes Senpai!", he jolts and salutes forgetting that the blond was already asleep.

The bigger male walks to take off his furry onesie as he puts on his black robe with the signature red cloud on the fabric. He turns the doorknob quietly and sneaks away.

Tobi gently closes the door like a spy in his Akatsuki robe. He paces back and forth in front of the door, wondering what he should do for this "special" holiday.

Giving everyone chocolates?

No, too chocolatey...

Flowers?

Nah, Zetsu-san wouldn't approve...

How about a date...?

A date?

Yes, a date!

A date for everyone!

Tobi mentally squeals in his mind and giddily runs down the stairs like a 5-year-old who just saw their favourite show come on. His idea was amazing! Genius! Mindblowing!

It was going to be hard to get a date for each member unless he paired them up with their favourite thing in the world or person.

But giving up isn't part of Tobi's agenda!

Planning the dates at a location, a secret spot near the hidden base. It shouldn't be too close or too far.

He ponders about the one who fits for each and every member. It was hard like breaking the ice between a friend yet it was simple as friend-zoning another.

The lightbulb in Tobi's mind dings, the bulb was flashing rapidly which meant another idea had just been thought of. The pairs had been decided and he had the perfect place for the two.

"Just wait and see everyone!", Tobi thinks to himself evilly as he lets out a hushed giggle. "You will all FEEL THE LOVE!"