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Chapter 1,
Adam and The Them decides to go get an ice cream cone after school. They thought it would be the perfect way to kick off summer vacation.
"I'm gonna get a vanilla cone." Pepper said.
"Of course, Pepper. You always get Vanilla. It's predictable." Wensleydale said.
"I'm not predictable." Pepper protested.
"You are to us. You always get Vanilla and you always ridicule me on how messy my shirt get." Brian said.
"She does, doesn't she. You know change comes whether you want it or not. But it rarely kills you." Wensleydale said.
"Why don't you get chocolate Pepper? Chocolate is the best food in the whole wide world." Brian said:
"I like vanilla ice cre-"
"But chocolate is amazing." Brian said.
"Don't you interrupt Pepper." Adam said and Pepper smiled.
"Thank you, but I can fight my own battles Adam. I did vanquish War on my own." Pepper said and Adam nodded.
"Doesn't give them any right to be rude." Adan said and they smiled at each other. But then all of a sudden Adam stopped.
"Adam?" Pepper asked.
"Are you ok?" Wensleydale asked and Adam nodded.
"Course. Just go on without me and I'll meet up with you." Adam said.
"Where are you going?" Brian asked.
"I'm gonna stop by Newton and Anathema's place." Adam said before running off.
The young witch and her witch finder were currently being hosts to a certain angel and demon. Unfortunately, the trip had taken a turn. Aziraphale was talking to Newt about Computers vs. Books, allowing Crowley and Anathema to speak alone in the kitchen. But when Aziraphale entered the kitchen to get more tea, he was shocked to hear Crowley talking about apartments and buildings up for rent. So Aziraphale did the rational thing and ask the demon to speak to him outside so they could properly fight.
"What's wrong with you, angel?" Crowley asked and Aziraphale huffed.
"Me? You're the one talking to Anathema about good rentals in the area." Aziraphale said and Crowley shrugged.
"Yeah, so what?" Crowley asked
"You know exactly what's up. You're planning on moving here? When were you going to tell me about this life decision?" Aziraphale asked and Crowley growled.
"I was just thinking that this would be a good place to live. It's quiet and we could keep an eye on the Antichrist, and I bet these people could use a good book shop." Crowley said.
"Wait, you want me to move as well?" Aziraphale asked and Crowley hesitated.
"Angel we work good together. I mean we helped avert Armageddon, and before that we had Warlock, and we sure had some fun times raising him." Crowley said and the angel recalled something pleasant and smiled.
"It's true. But I've had my bookshop in Soho for nearly 200 years. You just expect me to miracle it here to Tadfield?" Aziraphale asked and Crowley rubbed the back of his neck.
"Not exactly." Crowley said.
"Well, how else could I more an entire building without..." Aziraphale's voice trailed off when he saw Crowley look away.
"You mean, just abandon the poor thing? But Crowley that book shop is my life." Aziraphale said.
"I know, angel, it's just..." Crowley didn't know how to say this.
"What if you were to move here, as you wish, and you drive in to see me whenever you like. You certainly drive fast enough." Aziraphale said and Crowley but his lip.
"I can't do that, Aziraphale." Crowley said and the angel laughed.
"Of course you can, Crowley. You've Don't it plenty of times." Aziraphale pointed out and Crowley growled.
"Can't you be clever enough to know why I can't, angel? Aren't you smart enough to realize the underlying motivation for this move?" Crowley said.
"You know, I hate to assume, Crowley. Why don't you just tell me why you want to move." Aziraphale said and Crowley removed his sunglasses.
"It's not safe there, Aziraphale." Crowley said and Aziraphale blinked.
"My bookshop isn't safe? That's the most ridiculous thing I have ever heard. I wouldn't hurt a fly." Aziraphale said and Crowley sighed.
"I mean it's not safe from other angels. Just like my place isn't safe from demons." Crowley said.
"We are safe from heaven and hell." Aziraphale said.
"For now. But what about when they get smart and realized we tricked them. What about when they come after us for putting a damper on their war. They still want to fight, you know. And the first thing they will do, is track us down at our homes. We need to leave before that happens." Crowley said.
"But... my books." Aziraphale said.
"I know, I know, you love your books. But we could pack them up and bring them here." Crowley said.
"Why here?" Aziraphale asked.
"The boy. The antichrist." Crowley said.
"Adam?" Aziraphale asked and Crowley nodded.
"Yes, for two reasons. One, they can't find him here. And if they can't find him here, then they may not be able to find us here either. And if they do find him, we can save him like we did the first time." Crowley said.
"I don't know if I could just miracle my whole life here." Aziraphale said.
"I think it would be best to move the human-fashioned way. So they can't track our miracles." Crowley said.
"This is a lot to process, Crowley." Aziraphale said.
"I know, angel. But we can get through it as long as we stay together." Crowley said and Aziraphale smiled.
"I suppose you're right. And besides we did agree to be godfathers to the Antichrist. Even though we thought that was Warlock, I suppose we still have an obligation to Adam." Aziraphale said and Crowley smiled.
"Godfathers?" They heard a voice say, and they turned to see Adam standing at the gate.
"Oi, how long have you been there?" Crowley asked.
"Basically the second you stepped outside, so I heard everything." Adam said.
"And we didn't sense him." Aziraphale whispered.
"Defense thingy, remember." Crowley said.
"So, I'm you're godson?" Adam asked.
"Sorta, yeah." Crowley said.
"But how can you be my godparents when you aren't even married?" Adam asked and Aziraphale blushed.
"I think I hear the kettle whistling." Aziraphale said, walking in the house.
"Must you embarrass my angel?" Crowley asked, putting his sunglasses back on.
"I can help you find a place to live. I've never had godparents before. Will you grant wishes and take me on adventures?" Adam asked.
"Who the fuck do I look like; Cosmo?" Crowley asked.
"He causes more destruction then he solves, and he'll do anything for Wanda, so... yes." Adam said.
"Devil spawn. At least I'm the boy." Crowley said.
"I bet Wanda tops though." Adam said and Crowley gasped.
"You kiss your mother with that mouth? You ought to be grounded, young man." Crowley said and Adam smiled.
"I'm gonna like you two moving here." Adam said with an smirk.