Summary: It was just supposed to be a simple walk in the park…
Summary: It was just supposed to be a simple walk in the park….turns out to be more than that….can Kiba keep himself in check? Please read and review!! My fist story!
CHAPTER 1
Why does my life suck…oh yea
Cuz im surrounded by morons!
"Talking"
"Inner"
Thinking
Akamaru talking "woof"
I don't own The Naruto World Sadly...but if i did Sasuke wouldnt be so cold :'(
(srry if u like Sasuke and you dont think he is a human icebox!!)
CHAPTER 1
"SAKURA- CHAN!!" yelled her most annoying blonde friend. Gaah, if that boy doesn't stop yelling im gonna make him!! "What do you want Naruto- Kun??" (yes she calls him naruto- kun!!) asked a weary Sakura "don't worry im with you inner!!" . "Ummm…w- w- well you see ummm…I kinda have a problem…and I was wondering if ummm…maybe you could help me…cuz you see ummm…." She glares at him. OMD are you serious just when I thought he couldn't get any stupider!! "Naruto….SPIT IT OUT…. i dont have all day!!"
"Well you see I kinda asked Hinata out and umm…NEJI IS GOING TO CASTRATE ME!! HELP ME PLEASE I WANT KIDS!!" Naruto is down on his knees begging her. Sakura stares at him as if he has two heads, "Ugh…..Naruto I'm happy your going out with Hinata but….what do you want me to do with Neji- Sama??" "I don't know… maybe ummmm….you know….knock him out and say he got hit by a bolder that fell out of the sky, and that he dreamt me asking out Hinata….and we both will be safe!!" SMACK!! "S-s-sakura-chan!!" whined Naruto. "Why wont you help me?!" She slowly turns around… "Naruto….the reason I wont help you is because….THAT IS THE STUPIDEST THING I EVER HEARD!!"
Part 2: Here comes trouble!!
"UZUMAKI!!" Said person freezes and slowly turns. "Oh dog breath, what do you want??" Kiba, who currently is TRYING (keyword trying) not to punch the living daylights out of our favorite loud mouth ninja, storms over to him. "I Want to know what YOUR doing with Hinata!!" "Well I would tell you……but then again I wont!!" "grrrrrr……..woof woof woof!!" that was Akamaru to Naruto's ears, now for Kiba's!! "Who do you think you are talking to my PET like that!! Oh did I say my pet I meant my MASTER!!" "Okay….Kiba, dude, control your mut…..OUCH!!"
(I'm sorry my fellow viewers but this is to graphic for young minds…but I will fill you in on SOME things that are happening….currently Naruto is trying to shake Akamaru off of…umm…..his upper thigh……and ummmm….well Kiba is laughing….ok now we can go back….thank you for dealing with me for this long!!)
"Akamaru- kun…..please get off of my stupid, blonde, moronic, teammate…." Pleaded Sakura. "SAKURA- CHAN…….I THINK YOU MIGHT HAVE TO TAKE MY LEG OFF I MIGHT HAVE RABBITS!!" "ummm….baka….you mean Rabies?!" "oh……yea…..ummm……I'm gonna go ummm find…ummm Hinata!!" While Naruto is wobbling off to go find Hina…..Kiba and Sakura are having a nice, innocent little chat…. Lets see what they are arguing- cough- I mean chatting about.
"SERIOUSLY!! Did Akamaru HAVE to attack Naruto- baka??" Glare. "Like I made him attack that moron!!" Shino walks up to them. "Why you two lookin at each chother like dat?!" They give him a look that could kill. "Why are you talking like that??" asked a very scared Sakura. She stepped behind Kiba because of the look Shino gave her. "Hey Skank…why you hate'n on me fool!!" Silence. "YOU DID NOT JUST CALL ME A SKANK!!" "OH THIS FREAK IS GONNA PAY DEARLY!!" (again i'm very sorry for this interruption…but this scene is graphic …..and yes I will fill you in on SOME of this stuff….oh….that had to hurt…..ok Sakura just……..OMD poor Shino….ok lets just say that Shino wont be going on missions for a long time ….ha ha… "sigh" ok lets get back to Kiba and Sakura).
Part 3: Kiba's pov!
"……" I have to say….that girl is SCARY!! Poor Shino….looks like he isn't going "gangster" on anyone else for a longgggggggggg time!! She turns to face me, and my heart skips a couple beats… "wow she is gorgeous!!" "Ummm….Kiba- Kun…how bout we go for a walk?!" She smiles her signature smile. Oh no no no no no…… "Okay, sounds good to me!!" I don't understand why I cant ever agree with myself….oh well.
At The Park!!
Gaah…..why cant I stop looking at her?? "Kiba?? Why are you staring at me like that?" huh…?? Is she blushing?? For me?! SCORE: 1 for Kiba!! "Hey Sakura- chan….?" "Yes Kiba- Kun??" I give her my best toothy grin. blush SCORE: 2!! "Ha never mind….I forgot!" she gives me a weird look….then shrugs (oh and im srry if u don't like the …. Things b/t the sentences…but lol I cant stop!! Srry). "Hey forehead girl….watcha doin with mutt boy??" "Man Ino your really insulting for someone who's name means Pig!!" Man she is good!! Score:1 for Sakura!!
"EXCUSE YOU!! At least I couldn't land a plane on my forehead!!" "Awwww….yes but you see….I can grow into my forehead….you cant change your first name though….so looks like I win!!" Man Ino looks MAD!! Ha ha that was hilarious!! Sakura's face is radiating the same thing I am thinking!! We just stand there staring in each other's eyes….until…. "SAKURA- CHAN MY YOUTH-FULL CHERRY BLOSSOM!!" (HA you thought I would leave My Lee- Kun out didn't ya!!) I SWEAR I WILL POUND BUSHY- BROWS INTO THE GROUND!!
"Oh Lee- San….how are you feeling??" I don't believe this she actually likes this guy!! "Im great…well I was just going to Ten- Ten's house so I must be going FAREWELL MY YOUTH-FULL BEAUTY!!" she waved good-bye to Lee. Sweat Drop "I cant believe you can talk to that guy without pulling your hair out!!" She laughed; her laugh was like music, so beautiful. "Actually, Lee- San is one of the few people that I can talk to without pulling my hair out, Oh Kiba- Kun…im sorry I have to go….the hospital awaits!!" She kissed my cheek and ran off. She kissed me…..wow……she kissed me!! (and he goes skipping all the way home to tell him mommy bout his one true love!! & to take a BUBBLE BATH!! JK JK!!)
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Kat: well i knw it wasnt the best story...but it was my first and i workeded very hard...i think i deserve a cookie!! (you guys will get one too if you R&R!!
Kiba: Of course you deserve a cookie Lady Kat...lol that is funny Lady Kat!! (burst out laughing)
Naruto: ha ha ha and i thought i was stupid!! lol he has a point lady kat!! lol
Kat:...IM KEEPING ALL THE COOKIES TO MY SELF SO HA ;P MEANY BO BEANYS!!
Sakura: plz just R&R...(And Save Me From These Idiots!!)
Kat: (vrummmmm: that the sound of a chainsaw!!) ha ha ha now i shall CASTRATE YOU!! (evil laugh)
Naruto & Kiba: NOOOOOOOOOOO I WANT TO HAVE KIDS!! (run away)
Kat: (Chases after them)
Sakura: (rolls eyes) help me and plz give them brains!!