This idea came to me last year, when I was pretty much goofing around. I realized that right now, I really needed some humor...Something that just makes me what to bust out laughing as I write. This is still a work in progress but I really think it is interesting and funny at the same time.

It also gives me another challenge at best...No serious plots to deal with, just straight up fun, insanity, and maybe a few love connections. :) Let's see where this goes!

Disclaimer: Naruto, Black Butler, Bleach, FF15, Tsubasa: Reservoir Chronicles, Noblesse, and Yugioh, their characters, settings, etc., belong to their respective creators. All original characters, settings, etc., belong to ME!

Chapter 1: Divine Intervention

She recalled the car as it crashed into her but she had felt no pain. Instead, when her eyes opened she found herself in an unknown room, laying upon an unknown bed.

"Good morning sleepy head!" When the small cherub face greeted her she sprang out of the bed, crashing onto the marble floor below.

"Calm down will you?" The creature was remotely human save for the angel wings on his back. This being that resembled a toddler in looks floated above her surprised form.

"I...wha...who…?"

"Easy there…" The creature had her head in between his hands. "Breathe hon...You're fine...relatively speaking…" His words calmed her beating heart. "Basically...you're dead kid."

Pause.

"No...this isn't heaven nor is it hell…" He shrugged. "This is kind of an in between."

She couldn't believe it...she was dead!?

"Before you start getting into all that mess…" The creature stated. "We gotta get going…" He grinned, took her arm. "Let's go meet 'em!"

Frowning she looked up at him.

"Meet who?"

His senses activated immediately upon arrival in this swank establishment. Whoever brought him here was not only good but also rich as hell. The walls were white marble, high windows revealed a vast garden of flowers and fountains. He observed said windows, noticed they were quite hard to break through.

"Well...this is an interesting situation…" Kakashi Hatake rubbed his cloth covered chin. He certainly wasn't under a jutsu. Everything around him from the marble at his feet to the glass panes in front of him were too real to be such.

"...Hatake Kakashi…" Turning he noticed he wasn't the only one who was brought here. Though the clothing was different than the last time Kakashi had seen him, the red hair and kanji tattoo on the forehead was unmistakable. Gaara no Sobaku, the Kazekage himself, was standing before him, frowning.

"Kazekage-sama…" Now this truly was a conundrum. Whoever brought him here was damn good to capture the Kazekage and the famous copy ninja in one swoop.

Gaara's seafoam eyes darted around. Being a Kage, Gaara must have been in noblemen's houses before. Perhaps he would know who had brought them here.

"This place is not familiar to me." Kakashi inwardly cursed. Damn...That meant this person was unknown in the ninja world, or at least unknown to Suna and perhaps Konoha. That was far worse than knowing who it was to begin with.

"I am glad I am not the only one whom is greatly concerned with this situation."

Another figure approached, this one wearing odd clothing. With the gold and jewelry, not to mention the crown atop his black spiked head, he must be a royal or something.

"Before you ask...It was not I who sent you here...I am as much as a prisoner as you." He raised an eyebrow at them, his ruby eyes also holding a bit of mistrust. "Though I suspect you would not believe my words." He eyed Kakashi's clothing. "By your clothes you seem to be a ninja...Yugi spoke about such warriors to me but should you not be wearing black instead of green?"

"Whoa...this place is huge!" All three noticed two others coming from another hallway. These two were also dressed differently than the rest. Black was their attire. The blonde was gapping as his blue eyes scanned the elegant hallway while his companion, with his slicked back brown hair, gazed silently around them.

"Prompto do hold back your shocked regalia." The taller of them pushed up his glasses. He seemed the most level headed compared to the blonde.

"Awe, Iggy, can't you blame me?" The blonde whistled. "This place is bigger than the Citadel back home!"

"Hmmm...Most peculiar indeed." Another man came forward, his blue eyes looking around him. He wore a simple shirt and slacks but something about him screamed power. His golden locks cascaded around broad shoulders.

"Well...this is very unusual…" Another approached, his black hair accentuated his red eyes. He wore a tuxedo ensemble.

"..." A little kid approached, or what they perceived to be a kid wearing black and white...His white hair standing on its ends as his blue eyes scanned the room. A deep scowl was upon his face.

"Geez...some awkward party we have here, ne?" The final male was another blonde dressed in all white with blue designs. He unlike everyone else, he held a small smile on his face.

The group of men stared at one another, none of them trusting anyone but the people they truly knew. A deep, heavy silence befell the awkward group of men.

Then, a rather mad female voice screeched into the silence, cutting it swiftly.

"Freaking let me go you sick sonofa- ACK!"

She was dropped unceremoniously in the middle of the room, a woman with messy curly brown hair that was done up in a bun and pissed off green eyes. Those eyes were geared towards a floating winged creature above them that looked human enough save for the white wings from his back.

"You need to take a serious chill pill." The creature huffed at her. "And seriously! Be freaking grateful will ya!? You could be somewhere else that's way unpleasant kid!"

She glared at the winged being. "And where the HELL is this!? What the hell is going on!?" Her rage completely blinded her to the fact that there were other people in the room.

"Okay...Let me break it down real nice for ya hon…" The winged creature got right into her face. "You've got the deal of the century! So shut up and listen!" He put a finger in her face. "You've got ONE shot so don't waste it! Geez...I can't believe I gotta deal with this stuff!"

"Um...excuse me…" The tall blonde was the only one that spoke up now. "I think we all deserve an explanation?"

The girl's head whipped in his direction and suddenly full awareness set in. She gazed around the room and at everyone, her eyes wide.

"WHAT. THE…" The angel covered her mouth before another curse word could come out.

"You and your language, geez…" He huffed, raised an eyebrow at her. "Think about it idiot...Who do you think I am?"

She pulled away his hand from her mouth and spat out the words, "An annoying sonofa-"

"Wrong." He sighed. "Guess it's up to me huh?" He rose high into the air.

"Hello everyone!" He said to the room. "If ya don't know, name's Cupid!"

"C...Cupid!?" The woman's mouth dropped clear to the floor.

"Yep! Many of ya don't know me but I'm a god…" He grinned. "The god of love,well...sort of!"

Pause.

"O...kay…"

"Alright...Here's the deal…" He addressed the guys in the room. "No one leaves here until this lucky lady…" He pointed to the woman. "Chooses someone!"

Pause.

"WHAT!?" Came the screech, particularly from the woman.

Cupid went up to her. "Basically hon the gods decided that you deserve a second chance." He shrugged. "You choose where you wanna go, we'll send ya there! But, under one condition...You can't just choose willy nilly so they asked me to help ya!"

"Wait, wait a second!" The blonde in black gapped. "What's this got to do with us!?"

The glasses guy beside him sighed. "Prompto...Think about it…"

"Well at least one of ya got it…" Cupid huffed then looked toward the black haired, red eyed male. "I'm surprised you didn't…"

"I admit I was a bit shocked but…" He raised an elegant eyebrow. "Why exactly am I here? I am not too...well liked as you obviously know…"

Cupid shrugged. "It ain't my fault she's got weird tastes in men…I just picked the ones she had a crush on at some point. Though it's weird she had a crush on people that technically in her dimension don't exist."

"I see...And what if none of us wish to...participate in this little experiment of yours?" The black haired man asked him. "As far as I can tell, pretty much everyone here, minus the two gentlemen in black and the Pharaoh over there, could very well deal with you themselves…"

"Oh yeah...forgot about that…Thanks!" Cupid cleared his throat. "All powers are negated here, so don't even think about it! I decide when you leave this place...well...technically, SHE decides!" He pointed to the woman who had become quiet. "Basically boys, the only way any of you is getting out of here is if one of you falls in love with her!"

Pause.

Really. Big. Pause.

Next Time: Meet the Bachelorette

AN: Well, the lucky bachelors have been revealed! I wonder how they are going to react to all of this...heh, heh...