This is one out of two persona 5 stories i'm doing at the same time: Joker joins the Discipline and Choose: Haru vs Ann feel free to look at them both if you have the time. feel free to look at them both when you have the time.

When Joker got home Sojiro told him his friends were waiting for him in his room, just confused on because they never talk about meeting up later when he went upstairs Ann, Yusuke, Ryuji, Haru, and Makoto were sitting around in a circle with an empty chair in the middle. Mono jump out of his bag. " alright Joker, shut down need to talk." I told him that this was somehow an intervention but I can't figure out why.

" So what's this about?" he asked before down.

" let's not beat around the bush" Makoto started. " we wanted to talk to you about the fact that you're dating both Futaba and kawakami sensei."

" oh that, yeah it's great." Ren replied.

" no it isn't." Makoto snapped.

" what's the problem?"

" it's weird" Ann said.

" it's disgusting." Makoto added.

" it's peculiar" yusuke added.

"Um I'm going to go with unfair I guess." Ryuji added.

" I honestly thought we just came here to do a quest for mementos." Haru said.

" it sounds to me like you guys are just jealous." Joker said smirking.

" well" ryuji you just said " maybe a little." The other staring him.

" I'm pretty sure I understand the confusion here so it may clear up a few things" Joker said. " I had already I talked about this to both Futaba and kawakami, we had a long discussion about it and agreed to this three-way relationship that we have now so everyone's on the same page."

" and you talk to the boss about this?" Ryuji asked.

" immediately afterwards I went out to buy an actual gun then talked to Sojiro myself and said if he had a problem with it he could shoot me in the face. But he agreed also so we're all good." The room was silent because the others couldn't believe he wasn't lying.

" well if that's the case." Mona said " then I guess we're done here if everyone who deserves to be involved is on the same picture that we don't really have the right to judge them."

" thank you Morgana I knew you'd understand that's why we're Bros."

" Exactly, besides it's not like they're doing anything weird."

" well actually" Ren started to blush. " I had them both dress up as Maids the other day."

"POLICE! " Morgana yelled. " Book this pervert now!" Joker got on his hands and knees.

" it was a joke, a joke I said! Besides you just said we're Bros!" Makoto coughed to get the room's attention.

" well even though I'm not directly involved I still think it's a unhealthy relationship as a whole"

" how about you getting a relationship of your own before you start judging mine." Ren hissed.

" I just want to know what's the problem what's choosing one person." Makoto asked.

" I was in a very complicated situation where I had to perfect girls who I want to spend the rest of my life with, and it was the only thing I could think of without hurting one of them. Literally any guy what do what I did if they could hell I know a couple of women who would do the same thing. For example let's say Haru and Ann when after the same guy." The two girls started to blush.

" you think we're perfect." Haru asked.

" yes any guy would be lucky to have either of you, anyway let's say if these two seduced someone like Mishima I guarantee you it would turn out the exact same way as my situation."

" why Mishima of all people?" Morgana asked.

" well if anything happens to me he's going to be the new leader of the Phantom thieves" the room went silent once again trying to decide if he was joking or not " don't worry I left out a whole instruction booklet for him on what to do." Ann got up and started to stretch.

" well if everyone's on the same page then there's really nothing we can do about the matter right?" she said smiling.

" I agree we should all be on our way home it's getting late after all." Hard said also smiling.

" why are you two still blushing!" Makoto snapped " stay with me here we can't let him win."

" it sounds to me you're upset because he didn't say your name." Yusuke stated.

" don't encourage this, look even if they did try to seduce him for whatever reason there's no guarantee he wants choose one over the other."

" I'm pretty sure I know my sidekick." Ren chuckled " anyway if we're done here can you guys take the chairs downstairs on your way out. Seeing how the conversation was going nowhere
At this point Makoto gave them and everyone started to go home. Well on her way to the nearest train Haru stops and notice a new makeup shop was having its grand opening tomorrow.

" something wrong Haru?" Ann asked.

" oh it's nothing at all." She smirked as she got on the train with the others. Meanwhile for some reason Mishima couldn't fall asleep.

" I feel like I'm in danger." He said to himself.

Next chapter: Haru gets the first strike.