I don't own anything other than this list.
Many of these are things you could do to annoy the transformers.
1. mimic the transformers.
2. follow a specific transformer around.
3. refuse to stop following the transformers.
4. continually call the minicons kids.
5. Challenge the decepticons to a dance competition
6. If you win anything against the decepticons, comment that they can't be superior to a organic who can beat them.
7. Get super high on sugar and annoy the decepticons and autobots.
8. Dress up as G1 Blurr and speak super fast to the Armada Bots, continually insisting you are mimicking Blurr.
9. Forget your car keys and drive a transformer instead.
10. Insist winter is a plot of Unicron to freeze the planet.
11. If the decepticons try to kill you, insist you will turn into a poltergeist if you die, and annoy the decepticons forever, while they won't be able to do anything to stop you.
12. Explain the 'birds and the bees' to them.
13. Get super dirty and walk into Ratchet's med-bay.
14. If Ratchet asks if you remembered to do something about your hygiene, ask 'what's hygiene'.
15. Hug them to your heart's content!
16. Dress up as a transformer for halloween.
17. Worry them by saying the PPP 'elder swear', don't forget the beeps!
18. Get them to do your homework, insisting that it's their homework.
19. Scold them when they forget to do their (your) homework.
20. Sing the transformers songs.
21. Only use transformers swears.
22. Ask them to transform.
23. Ask them to transform over and over again, saying you still don't get it.
24. Make blackmail for all the transformers.
25. Keep asking them random and useless questions.
26. Make up a random fear of some sort of common object (like a screwdriver).
27. Scream when you see the random object you have decided to fear.
28. Make up nicknames for all the transformers.
29. Continually ask the transformers if they remember their nicknames, do #17 if they forgot.
30. Read earth fairy tales to them at bed time.
31. Run onto the battlefield in the middle of the battle and scream louder than Starscream.
32. Scold the autobots and decepticons for not being peaceful with each other after doing #31.
33. Hug every transformer you come across.
34. Wright about your transformers adventures and post them online.
35. Paint the halls of the decepticon base bright neon colors.
36. Draw the the transformers as sparklings.
37. Call Sideswipe, Sunstreaker.
38. Call Sunstreaker, Sideswipe.
39. Continuously forget the names of each transformer.
40. Mix up the transformers names.
41. Sob loudly about things that happened in different universes that they don't even know about.
42. Paint Megatron bright neon colors and blame Starscream.
43. Draw a picture of Soundwave as a D.J.
44. Wash the transformers when they're in their alt mode.
45. Spray them with a hose.
46. Dress up as a bug and wander the autobot base.
47. Call each of the transformers a different superhero or supervillain.
48. Be annoying.
49. Give all the transformers human names.
50. Reprogram their voice chips to have very distinct accents.
51. Ask those with British accents if they knew Harry Potter.
52. Ask those with Australian accents if they hunt crocodiles.
53. Release an army of critters inside of a Autobot
54. After doing #53, count how long the Autobot goes without transforming or panicking.
55. Switch the transformers minds between bodies
56. After #55, watch with popcorn as the transformers try to figure out who, is who.
57. Help Wheeljack build something.
58. Watch as the thing you made with Wheeljack explodes!
59. Have a karaoke party with the transformers!
60. Take Knockout to the K.O. Burger place where Jack works.
I hope that was a ok list.
This story is something I will likely only work on to destroy boredom.
Thank you for reading!