Wings of Fire!: The Talk Show! Episode 5!
Turtle paced around in circles as he waited for Peril to come back from DragonMart.
"Why exactly do we need ice cream, cinnamon rolls and popcorn?" He asked as Peril came back holding fireproof sacks in her arms.
"Because today's guests are going to be entertaining, and I spent all of last night researching food. And I'm hungry." Peril explained, grinning at Turtle's annoyed expression.
"I could have used these on the Clay episode…" Bigtoes muttered darkly. "ROLLING!"
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"HELLOOOO, and welcome back to Wings Of Fire!: The Talk Show!" Peril shouted, cheerfully waving to the audience which had grown significantly since the last episode.
"Can you BELIEVE that we have 32 reviews ALREADY?!" Turtle shouted. "I SURE CAN'T!"
"Today's guests will be… DARKSTALKER, CLEARSIGHT AND KINKAJOU!" Peril said, flipping a switch that made dramatic music and smoke fill the air. The lights went out, and fireworks went off.
Kinkajou skipped in, and flopped down into one of the chairs opposite Turtle and Peril. The crowd cheered wildly, and even more fireworks went off.
"And now… DARKSTALKER!" Peril flipped another switch, and sad face emoji streamers flew out of a bunch of holes in the floor. Darkstalker stomped out of the doorway, and glared at everyone.
"BOO!" Someone shouted, and threw a pineapple at Darkstalker's head. He glared at them, and slouched in his seat.
"NOW…" Peril flipped yet another switch and the Pantala flag appeared behind them, and dramatic theme music filled the air. Clearsight peered around the corner, and glared behind her at Bigtoes. He shrugged, and nudged her forward.
"HERE'S CLEARSIGHT, THE ONE AND ONLY!" Peril shouted, and Clearsight came out and sat down across the room from Darkstalker.
"Hello, Kinkajou, Clearsight and Darky!" Peril said cheerfully.
"Wow, what a strained mood here!" Turtle chuckled nervously as Darkstalker and Kinkajou had a glaring contest.
"First question! Kinkajou, you've been on this show before. How did you feel when Bigtoes announced that Jambu and you are sometimes shipped?" Peril asked curiously, throwing a sly glance at Turtle.
"Weird." Kinkajou admitted. "I… no. I didn't like it." Turtle was so happy tears came to his eyes.
"Second question!" Peril announced, grinning. "Darkstalker and Clearsight, how has Clearsight's betrayal and her having like three husbands and a bajillion dragonets, and Darkstalker being a mass-killer and a horror story for young NightWings strained your relationship?"
"Well…" Clearsight stuttered, glancing at Darkstalker. "Uh…"
"What relationship?" Darkstalker growled.
"Ok…" Turtle said, exchanging glances with Peril.
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Dragon Spas Deluxe is not recommended for royalty, as we are so unguarded several important dragons have been assassinated. We might not be here for long because of all the lawsuits. I need a new job.
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"AND WE'RE BACK, FOLKS! Please join us next time here on…"
"WINGS OF FIRE!: THE TALK SHOW!"
A/N
Hello! Sorry for the long absence folks! Also, I won't be taking suggestions, but I will be using all the dragons suggested. JOIN ME NEXT TIME ON…
WINGS OF FIRE!: THE TALK SHOW!
-Glorious