This is a fanfiction of the YouTube text story by Kageyamas milk. I am making a fanfiction of this with permission from the creator. Please go and subscribe to Kageyamas milk and watch the Haikyuu Mafia text chat story. I'll try to keep everything as accurate to the video series as possible, thank you and enjoy.

Here is the first video put into a chapter enjoy.


"Shit! Yaku, I hear sirens!" a short spiky haired youth shouted to the three others as he looked out of the window. The faint glow of blue flashing lights could be seen getting closer.

"Hurry up then! Tendou, Hinata we have to go now! We've got everything we need," a short blond shouted back entering the room and moving over to the window. The lights were brighter now, and the sirens were louder. They were coming this way. Two more youths joined them at the window.

"Hinata, you distract them like always! There's a low roofed house nearby, we'll climb up this building and meet you on the roof of that house. Kenma literally thought about everything," Tendou said to Hinata.

"Okay, see ya!" Hinata replied before opening the window and dropping down, hitting the floor in a crouch a rolling. He stood up and turned around just in time to see three cars come screeching into the narrow alley way. Cursing slightly under his breath he turned and ran down the alleyway. He could hear the car doors open and shut behind him, and then the sound of three cops running after him. He turns a corner sharply, skidding slightly on the uneven stony floor. He snuck a quick look up, he can see the others running along the roof beside him. He began to slow as he reached the end of the alley way. Turning round to face the cops, he raised his hands slightly above his head.

"We have you surrounded!" One of them shouted as the other two began to move so they were blocking off the alleyway.

He heard the faint noise of a pin being pulled from a grenade. Smirking slightly, he watches as the cops get closer. He hears the noise of something dropping down from a height. "Nice try, better luck next time," he chuckles, before he gave them a mocking salute. Almost instantly the alley way begins to fill with thick white smoke. He looks up just in time to see the others drop down a rope ladder, but it is just short.

"Hinata, jump."

Lowering himself into a cat like crouch he springs upwards and grabs the ladder. Once at the top, he stands up and high fives the short spikey haired male. They continue running along the rooves until they get to another alley way far away from the one they had just left. They drop down into the alley and continue walking until they are out of the alley and in a dark ill lit street. They stopped for a minute to make sure they weren't being followed before they made their way to a huge house right at the end of the street. Placing a hand against the hidden scanners, they all made their way into the large house and through the building into a huge drawing room.

"Sugawara, we are back," Hinata shouted in the direction of a young silver haired male sat at the back of the room by the roaring fire.

"Good, do you have everything?" he replied.

"Yes, but we almost got caught," Hinata told him.

"Kenma, you did a good job. You really thought about everything," Yaku said to the male sat in the corner with a laptop

Looking up he smiles. "I know," he replied

"You did a good job guys. Tomorrow we have to go to the museum. They have a huge exhibition of gemstones there," said a voice from behind the trio who had just entered.

"Tomorrow? Are you sure Akaashi, isn't it too dangerous?" Tendou said turning round to face him.

"We have to," Sugawara told them. Tendou shrugged and sat down in the chair next to Kenma and started discussing their next mission.

"Okay boss," Hinata said throwing himself down on the sofa near the fire, warming himself up a little.

"Hey! Where is Noya? I swear he walked in here with us," Yaku said looking round the room.

"He is talking with Yamaguchi, our spy has new information," Akaashi informs them

"Oh, you mean Tsukishima that tall arrogant snarky blond guy."

"Yes Tendou. Yamaguchi did a good job, Tsukishima has completely fallen for Yamaguchi, he will help us." Sugawara told him.

"Not that smart then," Tendou commented.

The door opens and Nishinoya walks into the room, taking the nearest seat available.

"So? What's the new information?" Kenma asked him.

"Tsukishima found something, but he wasn't sure if the information is correct. He needs a little more time," Nishinoya told them

"Okay, give him two more days" Sugawara said.

" Hey, Yamaguchi, we need your hacker skills." Tendou shouted from the corner.

"Why doesn't Kenma help? He can do it better than me" Yamaguchi replied.

"Because you know how to deal with cameras, I don't," Kenma told him.

"Okay, what do you want me to do?" Yamaguchi said walking over to join them in the corner.

"Tomorrow, Oikawa, Hinata, Atsumu and me are going to the museum. There are many cameras in the museum, you have to hack them, so they stop recording," Akaashi told him.

"Okay, that's easy," Yamaguchi said taking the laptop from Kenma.

The doors burst open and two more people entered the room.

"I heard my name," one of them said

"I heard my name too," the other one said.

"Hey! My name was said first," the other one snapped.

"Stop it, both of you. Oikawa you're good at causing distractions, and your aim isn't half bad, Atsumu you're the get-away driver" (Kenma)

"why do I have to do the boring things" Atsumu whined.

"You are the most important part of our mission so stop crying you baby" Oikawa teased.

"I am not crying!" Atsumu snapped.

Nishinoya chuckled watching this unfold. Atsumu huffed, rolling his eyes and crossing his arms in annoyance.

"When are we going?" he asked.

"Tomorrow, eleven pm," Akaashi told him.

"Ok, you better all be ready I'm not waiting for stragglers," he said looking over at Oikawa, "Try not to take too long prettying yourself up for the mission." Oikawa squawked in annoyance and launched himself at Atsumu. Noya was on the floor laughing at the other two rolling round like two alley cats fighting over a fish head.

Sugawara shook his head. "Hina- "he began, turning to look at him, only to find he had fallen asleep. "Hinata god dammit wake up!"

"Wha- what's up?" Hinata said, sitting bolt upright.

"Jesus Christ," Yaku groaned shaking his head.

At the police station.

"I have the feeling that someone summoned me!" He jumped up from his desk and started looking round as if someone had yelled his name.

"Asahi! Concentrate!" the person next to shouted, grabbing his arm and pulling him back down to sit in his seat.

"On what Daichi?" he asked, frowning slightly but still looking round from his seat.

"On our job," a voice shouted from across the room.

"It's no use Iwaizumi, they are too good. It's like they always know what will happen and are prepared," a voice from behind him said. It sounded dejected.

"That's not the right attitude Bokuto. We will catch them. It's not that hard to find them. They are everywhere."

"Yeah, what Ushijima said, we have learned another name from one of them. He was small, but fast. His name is Hinata."

"But we don't know if it's his real name. I'm sure they have fake names."

"Sakusa has a point Kageyama, we don't know enough yet, lets continue tomorrow guys. It's too late and I'm tired," Daichi said to them all standing up and gathering his stuff.

"Okay Boss. See you tomorrow!"

"See you tomorrow Kuroo." One by one they all got up and left. Asahi was the last to leave, he took one last look round before he left and locked up for the night.

The next night

"Are you ready guys?" Akaashi said from the front passenger seat of the car.

"Ready as always!" Hinata replied from the back.

"Sure," Oikawa replied, "I don't understand why I couldn't sit in the front."

"Because I can't trust you and Atsumu to not start fighting," Akaashi responded, "You ready Atsumu?"

"Well, I have nothing to do except waiting here when we get there, but yeah I'm so ready!" he replied.

"Well let's go then."


Hope you enjoyed this, the second chapter will be up soon.