Naruto age 5…
Shit! Where am I going? Why are they chasing me?
Rain poured down the village as a yellow blur flashed down a dark alley way followed closely by multiple red glows with shadows of weapons against the walls. The yellow blur slowed to a stop realizing the alley way finished in a dead end. Turning around with a mop of wild, blonde hair on top of his head with oceanic blue eyes with a slit for pupils was none other than Naruto Uzumaki. The red blurs began to come closer to reveal five drunk villagers armed with knives and broken bottles. Naruto began to back up slowly as they began to walk forward.
"You BRAT! Finally we can finish what the fourth NEVER finished and be given riches for taking your head!" One villager with a knife stated walking more ahead than the others. They all charged and proceeded to beat the young blonde.
"This is for killing MY WIFE!" One villager stated before giving him a deep gash right next to his right eye.
"FOR MY CHILDREN!" Another one yelled. Before all became silent. The boy on the floor with numerous cuts and blood splotches slowly began to leak out red chakra. His wounds began to heal with multiple sizzle noises and smoke rising from the young blond. He slowly began to stand as the drunks began to slowly back up, with his hair shadowing his eyes the chakra began to swirl before the blonde jerked his head up revealing blood red eyes with slits for pupils with three black tomoe's placed in a triangle formation around his eyes. The villagers began to turn around and run out the alley bursting full of adrenaline. One of them turned around to see the blonde still standing there before turning back only to be met with a fist to the face. Before anybody could react another one was met with a kick to the stomach planting him inside of the wall making spiderweb cracks. Two of them received punches to the face causing their nose and cheek bones to break leaving them on the floor unconscious. The last one dropped to the floor before slowly crawling backwards as the blonde appeared.
"Please give me mercy!" Yelling with his hands together in a praying motion.
"Mercy?" The blonde began to laugh in a distorted broken voice.
"Let me know when you find her." Before kicking the villager in the face his head bouncing and hit the ground with a thud.
The blonde began to look around before vanishing into the air.
Near the Alleyway
"Hmmm… definitely interesting." A certain scarecrow said before putting his Hitai-ate back over his left eye and jumping towards the Hokage tower to report his findings on what happened tonight.
But why couldn't I see him even with my sharingan on?
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Present…
13-year-old Naruto sighed as he ran a finger along the rip like scar along his left eye remembering what happened that night.
"It's okay Naru-kun." A angelic feminine voice ringing inside of his head.
"Thanks Kuromi-chan." Naruto said he began to walk to his class standing at an impressive 5'11 and with wild, blonde hair growing out just above his shoulders with his blue eyes and his black slits for his pupils. He had on a black hoodie with a white swirl in the middle of his back with three white diagonal stripes going along each of the hoodie's forearms. He wore a white visor along his head with the same swirl design but only being black. The hoodie looked a little strained from all the trained muscles he has been building for the past 6 years ever since That happened. He had black skinny jeans with rips along the knees and thighs because of his continuous training. He had wireless black headphones around his neck with a rounded 'b' on the outer side of them and a lollipop in his mouth. For his shoes it was black shinobi sandals finishing his look off. As he entered Iruka's classroom everyone stared at him.
"What?" Naruto asked his voice somewhat deeper.
"Naruto?" Iruka questioned with a surprised tone.
"The one and only." Naruto stated with a smile on his face getting wide eyes from everybody in the room.
In slow motion a pink haired female slowly began to rise from her seat. With narrowed eyes and trained practice Naruto put his headphones on before she stood. "Naruto-BAKA!?" Sakura said with her finger pointing at him screaming causing the class to cover their ears in pain. While one of them began to feel blood slowly leaking thanks to their advanced hearing.
"Please your yelling is causing kids to go def Sakura!" Naruto said while taking off his headphones smirking. She grew a tick mark and was about to yell but she saw him disappear and reappear in an empty seat next to Satsuki Uchiha.
"How in the world did you get there!?" Sakura yelled. He ignored her and put his headphones on, making people look at the weird gadget.
"What is that?" Ino whispered to another girl
"I don't know, she stated "But it looks cool." Ino nodded her head in agreement. Sakura walked up to him and grabbed the headphones and broke them. Naruto just touched a seal on the hoodie arm before channeling chakra inside of it and pulled out another one this time in red. Iruka yelled for everybody to sit down so the Genin exams can begin. As he explained the rules Naruto paid no mind and just listed to Panic! at the Disco. He was last since it went into alphabetical order. So, when Satsuki was called up all the girls looked at her in awe and whispered things 'like she is so cool' or boys whispered 'damn dat ass'. She put her hands into an hand sign and yelled "Bushin no Justu!" Causing two clones to pop up as people cheered. Then did a Kawarmi no jutsu replacing her with Iruka and did a perfect henge of Iruka. People clapped or squealed that she passed the first part. Iruka gave her the headpband and called out Naruto
"Naruto Uzumaki!" Iruka yelled.
I chime in with a
Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
With a sense of poise and rationality
He looked around and saw people staring at him
"Am I up?" He asked they all nodded without saying a word He got up and walked to the front of the class. Naruto Made a plus sign and thought 'Kage Bunshin' and ten Naruto's popped up. Iruka's eyes slowly began to pop out of his sockets. Then he leaned back with his back inches from the floor and whispered Kawarmi no jutsu and switched with places with the assistant teacher Mizuki causing him to fall back getting people to snicker or giggle. He then looked at some people in the room and then Iruka he made clones and each clone turned into Iruka, Sakura, Ino, Kiba, and Satsuki. This surprised everyone and made a certain lazy Nara snore. He walked and grabbed his hitai-ate from the table and disappeared in a yellow flash. As Naruto did this Mizuki looked at the ground seething in rage and disgust. As the day ended Naruto went to Ichiraku ramen to grab a bite. As he sat down a rather old man came out wearing a white apron and a chefs hat on top of his head along with his daughter. Naruto gave a wave before saying
"Hey old Man!" Causing the duo to smile at the young blonde in front of him
"Naruto! You haven't stopped by in a while what happened?" The daughter replied while asking
"Nothing really Ayame just decided to get my diet a little more well-rounded if I wanted to get any taller!" He yelled back joyfully while standing up to show her the height difference. Causing her to blush at the outfit he was wearing making him look hotter in her opinion. Teuchi, the old man, caught it smirking while asking
"What will it be then Naruto! Really missed my #1 customer around here you know."
"Yeah sorry old man but don't worry you'll see me around more often now. 10 Miso Pork please!" With a smile. They nodded and got to work. As Naruto finished up eating, he got up and said his goodbyes. As he walked down the alley to his apartment. Opening the door and walking inside he found a trench coat laying on the floor, with a mesh shirt, as well as an orange skirt? He looked up to see a busty young woman with long, wet blackish-purple hair with a towel on.
"Ummmmmm hi?" Naruto said. She looked at him before she punched him on the nose knocking him out leaving him posted on the floor for a couple of hours. Naruto woke up slowly grabbing his head in slight pain to see the same women snoring on the couch. He grabbed her and lifted her to his bed and laid her down. He tucked her in and went to the guest room to sleep for tonight.
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5 in the morning…
Naruto woke up to the sounds of water going off. He nodded his head and went to make breakfast. About 15 minutes later the same girl came out of the shower with her clothing on and a smile on her face. He looked at her and smiled back.
"Good morning Ma'am" he said
"The names Anko Mitarashi and 'morning to you too." She said while nodding. He took this info and saved it for later. He set the table and got ready to eat. She joined him and began to eat as well.
"Sooooo. Why are you in my apartment?" Naruto asked curiosity getting the better of him.
"I just crashed here for the night after coming home late from my mission. I live a couple doors down and got too lazy, so I grabbed your spare key on top of the light next to your door and came in to shower." She finished never looking up to busy savoring the food that Naruto made. For only eggs and bacon with rice it sure tasted like a gourmet meal.
He nodded his head not minding much but ate quickly before cleaning. As he left he said goodbye and ran to the academy. As he reached it he saw Iruka coming in as well he looked at his seat and vanished in a yellow streak and reappeared in his seat next to Satsuki who give him a smile. He nodded in reply. Iruka walked in and said stuff about congratulations and other nonsense. As they waited for their names he started.
"Team one will be..." he started naming them off and reached team 7.
"Team 7 will include Naruto Uzumaki, Sakura Haruno, and Satsuki Uchiha." He concluded making girls groan and boys sigh as they wanted to be with Satsuki. Naruto who was too busy fiddling around with a scroll (guess the first crossover story for a cookie!) he found along the woods that allowed him to play music before nodding and just went back to listening to his music with his headphones on. As the rest of the teams were called Naruto thought about their Sensei. Kakashi Hatake...