A/N: I'll be posting every day until the tenth

Edit: Sorry I posted the wrong chapter yesterday

Roxy's Point of View

Caius let me into his art space. Looking at his art, I couldn't say it was bad, but it definitely wasn't the best thing I've seen, "What is this?" I asked pointing at a portrait. It looked a bit like a blob of a human, "To be far, I only started recently." He said it with distaste. I decided I probably shouldn't anger him further, though it made sense now why the art was a bit bad.

After a little while I finally asked, "How recently?" oh, why was I so curious?

"A week or so." Well frick, the stuff in here looked expensive, and though the painting looked like a blob, it was definitely better than what I could do, "You look surprised." Well of course I was! "Why spend a lot of money on it then? I mean I know you guys are pretty rich, but that's a lot of stuff to get for something you don't know if you'll still like later."

"I mean, not that I'm questioning your life choices or anything."

I really didn't know him all that well, and I wasn't going to try and insult someone who could potentially break my neck… at least not again.

He could probably do it quite easily and still look great. I immediately tried to keep myself from blushing at the idea of his hands anywhere near my neck, or from my imagination picturing his movement. There was just something sensual about it that shouldn't be there.

"Why are you staring?" Well frick, and double frick, because I think the blush I was trying to keep away came back again on top of the staring, "Sorry, I um, had a brain fart." He blinked in surprise and then sarcastically asked, "Brain fart?"

"You know, um, there like when you're brain sort of skips what's going on for a second. You know what there like! I don't think vampires are exempt from the brain fart!"

I crossed my arms after that and tried looking away from him. It wasn't exactly because I was angry, I just couldn't look at him anymore and not start blushing again. I was still aware he was looking at me though, but I wasn't going to blush again, not in front of him.

"In my three thousand years, I have not had a brain fart, and it shouldn't be called that, or people will get confused. The brain does not fart. Who even came up with a 'brain fart'?" I sighed, "It's just been passed down so everybody knows it, and I don't know who came up with the name brain fart, I just use it." Honestly, you would think I would be having a conversation like this with Aro, not Caius, "Why do you use it then?" I took in a big breath. I would have to bring in the big guns of explanation for this it seemed.

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