AN: Heyyyy boyzzz (If ur a girl then don't read this, all girls r snakes, except 4 me of course. I'm not like other gurlz) this is my first fanfic so i hope you guys like it!1! Leave reviews, but don't send hate if u dont like dont read. If u want anotha chapter then leave lotsa good reviews. Thanks XOXOXOXOXOXOOO

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Hi my name is Airi and I'm on a ninja mission with Sasuke-sama and Naruto-kun. Sakura and Hinata were there too but they were standing behind trees glaring at me. You see I'm the most beautiful and talented ninja in the hidden leaf village. Everyone loves me so much. I have long raven black hair that falls over my body life a waterfall. I have two different colored eyes, one is purple and the other is blue. My eyes shine like crystals in the soft morning light. I have pale porcelain skin. My boobs are REALLY big but I'm super skinny. I also graduated at the top of my class because I am part of a powerful clan.

So anyway Sakura and Hinata were glaring at me because there JEALOUS BITCHES because Sasuke and Naruto are totally in love with me. That stupid old desperate bitch Tsunade sent us all of a mission together. She doesn't deserve to be Hokage at all. My Naruto-kun is the only one who is fit to be Hokage.

"Airi-san, you're so pretty." Sasuke said, grabbing my hand and lifting it to his perfect wet mouth.

"BACK OF SASUKE SHE"S MINE." Naruto screamed. The two hot bys started fighting each other over ME.

"Calm down boys you can both have me." I said. They both started crying and hugged me tight.

"Naruto-kun omggg why won't you love me. Airi is such a little whore." The ugly Hinata said, trying to tear Naruto off of me.

"Hinata shut the fuck up I'm so tired of you being so annoying all the time." He said and threw a shuriken at her. It hit her right in the heart.

"NOOOOOONARUTO-KUNNNNNN." She screamed as she died. We left that bitch on the side of the road to die. We also tied Sakura to a tree and left her to die. Me and Sasuke and Naruto went to an inn because it was late at night.

"Airi-chan sleep with me tonight?" Sasuke said. He pouted and looked at me with puppy dog eyes.

"No sleep with meeee." Nartuo said, grabbing me and throwing me onto the bed. Sasuke jumped in the bed too and we had sexy fun times all night.

The next morning Guy, Lee, Neji, and Tenten were all standing in the room.

:WTF are you all doing here you CREEPS." I yelled. Sasuke and NAruto woke up and got ready to fight. Naruto turned into his 9 tailed fox sage mode. Sasuke activated his sharingan.

"We'll protect you!" They yelled in unison as they charged at the stupid idoits. Team Guy screamed as they were torn apart limb from limb. There eyeballs were ripped out of their skulls and they died. They could barely keep up with NAruto and Sasuke at ALL. We left their corpses at the inn and kept walking to our mission.

All of a sudden….

NARUTO AND SASUKE GOT ON THEIR KNEES.

"Airi-sama, will you marry us. Let's leave behind the leaf village and fuck all day in a big mansion."

"IT's all I've ever DREAMED of. Let's kill everyone in the world so no one can bother us."

So we went and killed every single person on the face of the earth. Then we had our wedding and it was perfect!

THE END