On one fine evening in the diaz residence, star was in her room snorting a big ol pile of cocaine "yep its gonna be one of those fanfictions" she said to nobodyin particular whilst taking a deep nosedive into the pile. But star stopped suddenly as she got a feeling, not just any feeling mind you, but a ball tinglin feeling like something big and scary was about to go down.
And then a nuclear bomb exploded outside.
"well shit. I guess its time for the collapse of society" star again said to nobody as she donned her costume of ww2 german uniform, furry tail, and programming socks. Star then proceded to walk out of the house and throw a molotov at it while marco was still inside. Star could hear his screaming as she walked down the street trying to figure out her next step.
Star had decided previously that under such circumstances it would be best to find janna, as star knew she had prepared immensely over the years for this very event. So off she went to jannas house battling rioting niggers, communists, and starco shippers all along the way, until she had finally arrived at the doorstep of eternal canned beans and 7.62mm NATO.
Before star could even knock on the door, it was opened by jana herself wielding a FN FAL. "oshit hi star wat do you want" janna asked. "hi janna, I'll give you my bootyhole if you let me in your bunker and share your beans" "lul sure, man this story is so stupid" and so they agreed on the terms and then went down to jannas bunker to consume beans and have hot strapon lesbo sex while the apocalypse raged on around them.
/authors note/
starting to get my writing mojo back. but I have decided this story would be way too long if it was just a usual one shot, so part 2 coming soon. plz heart, follow, and review constructive criticism only as this is my first fanfiction. unnecessary disclaimer: i *do* in fact own all of the creatures, locomotives, and homosexual fish used in my stories/word babies so donut steal. kthxbyekys