*Flashback*
Chris: The Yukon! Canada's frozen gem! Here, our competitors discovered the thrill of ice floe jumping! The chill of dog sledding! And, the buzzkill of frigid romance! In the end, Sammy said goodbye. Not that we could understand him. The Yukon! Live the adventure! Where will we dump our remaining competitors this time? Find out right now, on Total! Drama! Wooooooorrrrld Tooooouuuuur!
*Flashback ends*
*Opening Intro*
The camera shows the top of an airport control tower as a brand new spotlight appears from the bottom of the screen and stops in the middle as it turns on. Then the camera showed the spotlight swinging down from the compartment, inside the plane, along with the pair of oxygen masks and the spotlight turned on as well. Then the camera showed up from the plane's engine alongside with a raccoon which was thrown away. And the last camera showed a small camera popping out of the suitcase containing various clothes, mostly undergarments. Finally the clapboard appeared from the left and as soon as it stopped clamping down the camera showed the first class seats and after that the camera was sent flying through them. The camera passes the drink cart and then flies next to Chris McLean, forcing him to jump away as the doors to the cockpit open.
Dear Mom and Dad I'm doing fine,
The camera showed Chef Hatchet piloting the plane and continuing to move and pass through the windshield as the camera flies over and through several baggage tugs.
You guys are on my mind
The camera then quickly flies close to the top of a CN Tower. The camera then passed the tower and started moving downwards towards the water with an island, looking really similar to Camp Wawanakwa, in the background.
You ask me what I wanted to be
The camera now shows the underwater and focuses on the pair of sharks that are trying to find someone but fails to do so and shrugged to each other.
And now I think the answer is plain to see
The camera then starts moving upwards towards the surface and shows a boat with the cabin woven from reeds. The camera focuses on the roof of that cabin where Kelly is lying down and sunbathing with a cigarette in her hand.
I wanna be famous
The camera then moved to the other side of the boat and showed both Kirsten and Cordelia fighting with each other, using first their hands but then changing to the wooden oars. The boat leaves the screen, leaving only a few reptiles behind. One of the reptiles then winced and looked away as the camera moved right and showed that the boat crashed into an inflatable raft with Jeremy on it. The camera shows the irritated look on his face as the raft began to sink and in the same moment both Kirsten and Cordelia leaned down in order to help the boy and also glared at each other.
I wanna live close to the Sun
The camera then moves towards the sun behind them and teleports over to the Statue of Liberty, immediately showing the top of its head and shows Marshal helping Nova climb onto the top and send her a flirtatious glare much to her annoyance.
Pack your bags 'cause I've already won
The camera then showed Taylor running past the two and pushing Brooke, who was currently sitting in a baby carriage. Brooke's eyes widened as Taylor blindly pushed the carriage straight into Doug, who was sleeping on their path. Taylor then flipped and fall on Doug but the carriage with Brooke continued driving on its own. The carriage then hit the warning sign with so much force that the sign bent while Brooke was immediately pushed out of the carriage and started falling down the statue.
Everything to prove nothing in my way
The camera then teleports over to the Yukon were Sierra was standing in the middle of nowhere with a Cody plushie, that she has stolen from Brooke, in her hands when suddenly Brooke fall from the sky into Sierra's arms, knocking the plushie into the ground which caused Sierra to look angry and start choking Brooke in anger. The camera then moved to the right and showed Thomas with a picture of Chris McLean in one hand and with his other hand on his chin.
I'll get there one day
The camera then zoomed and showed that next to Thomas, was standing Jared who found a friendly gray wolf puppy and then he started touching Thomas's shoulder in order to show him the animal and as soon as Thomas turned to him, he freaked out and ran away in fear, much to Jared's surprise. The camera then zoomed again showing a cute baby seal sitting next to Jared but as soon as Jared noticed the animal, it started growling and attacked Jared.
'Cause I wanna be famous
The camera then zoomed into the background and teleported to Nathan and Sammy both surfing, in their swimsuits, on a really big wave. Nate waved towards the camera while the other boy lost control over the surfboard and crashed into Nathan, sending them both into water.
Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na
The camera then showed Sam and Andrew walking over a British crosswalk while taking really wide and slow steps to the rhythm of the music when suddenly a Total Drama Jumbo Jet flew down the road, forcing both Sam and Andrew to duck in terror by jumping away. The camera then moved to the top of the plane where everyone of the contestants were building a human pyramid. Every one of them were also wearing parachute backpacks right now and were kicking their legs into the air. On the bottom were Taylor, Brooke, Thomas, Nathan and Sammy. On the second row were Andrew, Jeremy, Cordelia and Kirsten. On the third row were Nova, Jared and Marshal. On the fourth were Sierra and Kelly. And on the last row was Doug with Sam sitting on his shoulder.
I wanna be
I wanna be
I wanna be famous
The camera then showed a Jumbo Jet flying past the Big Ben, causing one face of its clock to spring off. Then the Jet flew past the Eiffel Tower in Paris and caused the mime that was standing on the balcony of his house to drop his croissant. Then, finally, the Jet flew past the rock, which was standing on top of the stone pillar, causing the rock to fall and land in front of the camera with a big thump and creating a big cloud of dust.
I wanna be
I wanna be
I wanna be famous
After the cloud of dust disappeared, the camera focused on the top of the human pyramid where Doug and Sam were currently smiling at each other. The camera then moved to the second row and showed both Andrew and Jeremy looking at each other with anger in their eyes. Then the camera moved to the first row and showed Sammy trying to talk to Nathan, who was unfortunately more interested in talking to Thomas.
The camera then showed Chef Hatchet in the cockpit, looking above him with a groan on his face. He then makes the plane turn sharply to the left, making the cast fall off the top of the plane and start falling into the ground. The camera then showed most of them falling safely towards the ground with their parachutes already opened.
The camera then showed everyone, already on the ground, standing in the row: Taylor, Thomas, Brooke, Nathan, Sierra, Doug, Sam, Kelly, Andrew, Cordelia, Nova, Jared and Marshal. The others: Kelly was currently sitting under Doug and holding her head in fear, Sammy landed on the ground, on his face, due to him having a cranky parachute and Jeremy was lying on the ground with his arm pointing at the rest of the cast. At that moment the Jet landed behind them and immediately stopped, showing the logo for TOTAL DRAMA WORLD TOUR.
*Intro ends*
*First Class*
The camera turns on to the focused view of the plate with an Omelette, tiny tomatoes and mini mozzarella around it. The camera then showed the moment of someone cutting the omelette and picking it up, using both a fork and a knife and putting it in their mouth.
The camera then zoomed back and revealed Cordelia to be the person, currently enjoying herself with her breakfast, and sitting at the mini bar in the first class with nobody else around.
-Mhm... I must say that the first class treatment is truly extraordinary.- Cordelia commented after she swallowed the food.- I never ate an omelette this exquisite!- Cordelia exclaimed with a smile on her face. And then started looking around herself.
-Hmm...I wonder where everyone else is?- Cordelia whispered to herself while the camera showed that, indeed, she was currently the only person present in the first class.
-Ridiculous! Utterly ridiculous!- The loud voice suddenly could be heard from the entrance to the first class.
-Be patient, Cord.- Cordelia whispered quietly to herself before turning around.- Welcome, Kirsten, is something the matter?- Cordelia asked politely while turning to her teammate.
-Oh, look who finally decided to wake up!- Kirsten exclaimed loudly.- Even Doug and his lazy *ss were quicker than you today!- Kirsten yelled at Cord with an annoyed look on her face.
-Please, stop with the vulgar language, as for my tardiness I stayed awake quite long last night, trying to comfort Sam after her brother's elimination.- Cordelia explained calmly to her rival.
-Oh, I guess we were in a similar situation then.- The next voice, visibly more tired than the girls', said from the entrance.
-DOUG! Why did you come back?! I specifically told you to stay with that stupid b**ch so she wouldn't kill anyone!- Kirsten yelled at Doug after she slapped him in the cheek.
-Ouch! Sorry, Kirsten...I guess...- Doug apologized while grabbing his cheek from pain.
-Would someone explain what just happened?- The even more oblivious Cordelia asked.
-Oh, nothing, just the usual stuff. Sam trying to murder Nathan for breaking Sammy's heart and then after Thomas taken him away, changing her targets to Team Adventurers who voted Sammy out.- Kirsten explained sarcastically with crossed arms.
-Oh my!- Cordelia gasped, fear overcoming her.- Please tell me that nothing major happened to anyone!
-Of course not! Me, Doug and Jeremy stopped her before she could do anything! Stupid b**ch!- Kirsten exclaimed, still looking angered and annoyed.- Which reminds me. Where the heck did you leave her?!- Kirsten yelled at Doug and slapped him in the face once again.
-Ouch! She wanted to use the confessional so I left her there!- Doug defended himself.
-Well, Doug has some points, Kirsten.- Cordelia defended the big guy.- It would've been inappropriate after all if he went after her there.
-Ugh! You're kidding, right?- Kirsten questioned them.- She's a danger to human lives at the moment! Go there, Doug, and do something!- She ordered him around.
-But what should I do?- Doug asked, confused by the task.
-I don't know! Figure it out yourself!- Kirsten said while Doug sighed and left the scene while Cordelia just looked at them with concern in her eyes.
*Confessional-Cordelia*
-I really want to do something about Kirsten and Doug. Trust me, I really do! But I just don't know what to do. Kirsten is just so persistent about using Doug to do everything all of the time and Doug for some reason always complies. I've never witnessed such abuse before in my life! It's just so...so...wrong...
*Confessional ends*
*Economic Class*
The camera then showed the inside of the economic class where both Team Adventurers, who were sitting on the left bench, and Team Gwody Should Should Should Should Should Be Canon, who all, except for Thomas and Nathan who were nowhere to be found, were sitting on the right bench.
-Ugh! I hate the economic section!- Nova complained loudly while rolling her eyes.- I can't believe that you didn't listen to me despite me having a good idea for us not landing here this time!
-Maybe we didn't listen to you because you act like a stuck-up b**ch all of the time!- Taylor rebutted.- Ever thought of that?
-I do what is necessary in order to secure victory for us. After all, each team needs a strong, independent leader.- Nova explained with all seriousness.
-I would've preferred if that so-called "leader" wasn't whipping me during a challenge!- Brooke said with bitterness in her voice as she reminded Nova about that little fact.
-Oh don't complain all of the time, Brooke. We both know that whipping you actually made you go faster.- Nova said back.
-Wh-Wha...? Do you even hear yourself?!- Brooke questioned as she didn't believe what she just heard.
-How about this, Brooke, I'll totally help you get her out the next time we lose.- Marshal said as he whispered to the Nice Tomboy.
-Can we cut the Nova crap already?- Taylor questioned them.- It's getting so annoying already! How about we talk about something really cool, like the fact that Sam went totally feral earlier.
-How is that cool?- Brooke questioned her friend.
-Well...she looked pretty cool when she tried to murder Nathan with her bare hands.- Taylor replied.- It was shown in her eyes. Kinda like the way Sierra glares at you.- Taylor said and then pointed towards Sierra, who was sitting across the room from two girls.
The camera then showed Sierra making Brooke's outlines from paper, using the scissors that she was holding and when she finally ended, she bit the outline's head off with an angry growl.
-I can see what you mean.- Brooke stuttered out and gulped in fear.
-As for me, I don't really care about that girl.- Marshal commented while putting his hands behind his back and closing his eyes.- She shouldn't go full crazy just because her idiotic brother got out! I definitely didn't see Doug going that crazy when that weed whore got eliminated.- Marshal commented with an indifferent face.
-Hey! You shouldn't talk about either of them like that!- Andrew suddenly interrupted him from across the room.
-Just because they act the way they do doesn't mean you can talk about them like that!- Andrew said while defending them.
-And look who's talking? Male feminist who has a big obvious crush on a lesbian. Talk about being the biggest loser of this century.- Marshal said sarcastically as he rolled his eyes, causing Andrew to start blushing.
-Don't listen to him, Andrew, he's just not worth it.- Sierra said shortly after while putting her hand on Andrew's shoulder.
-And here we have a very common scene, presenting a wild crazy girl comforting a male feminist in their natural habitat.- Marshal started commenting, impersonating the usual voices from the documentaries, making Brooke and Taylor chuckle a little bit.
-Let's just ignore him, okay?- Sierra suggested to Andrew while he nodded.
They then sat down and noticed Jared, who was patting his newly adopted pet wolf on the head, with a sad expression on his face.
-Is everything alright, Red?- Sierra asked.
-Isn't it obvious? There's only three of us now. There's no way we're gonna win this. It's only a matter of time before we all get eliminated.- Jared explained with a sigh.
-Don't say that Red. We can't lose hope! We're not the losers! We are the winners! We are Team Adventurers! And we won't give up!- Sierra exclaimed loudly, trying to motivate her teammates.
-Wow. Nice pep talk, Sierra.- Andrew complemented her while Sierra blushed a little.
-Thanks...- Sierra said with a smile on her face.
*Confessional-Sierra*
-I came to this season, hoping to find the material needed to create at least twenty new Total Drama blogs! No way I am leaving when I didn't even finish writing down the ideas for the third one!
*Confessional ends*
-Anyway, do you know where Sam went? I was hoping to talk to her.- Andrew revealed.
-No, sorry.- Jared replied while Andrew sighed once again.
*Outside of the confessional*
The camera now showed Doug arriving at the confessional bathroom and hearing quiet sobs coming from inside of it.
He then placed his ear against the door with a concerned expression on his face and recognized Sam's voice through the sobs.
He then slowly knocked on the doors.
-Sam? Is that you? Is everything okay?- Doug asked with visible concern on his face when suddenly the sobs stopped and after a longer moment, the doors to the confessional opened and Sam came out of them, eyes all red from crying, though she tried to mask it by washing her face with water.
-Oh, it's only you? Yeah, nothing happened. I'm fine.- Sam said slowly and tried to leave the scene but got stopped by Doug.
-Sam, your eyes are completely red! Were you crying? Or worse, taking drugs?!- Doug yelled out, now sounding even more concerned.
-What?! Of course no, you idiot! Who do you think I am?! Kelly?!- Sam yelled at him and then realized her mistake.- Umm...sorry for insulting your sister like that.
-Oh...no problem...I'm kinda used to people saying that about her anyway.- Doug replied.- But that's not what matters! Were you crying because of what happened to Sammy?- Doug asked her and she just looked away, with embarrassment all over her face.
-...maybe...- Sam replied truthfully, not being sure herself why she was replying to his questions.
Doug's expression then also turned to a more sad one.
-I get it...look, when Sis got...eliminated, I also felt like that. A feeling like I got separated from someone I love. Like half of my soul is missing. Kelly acts like she acts but I still love her, you know. I understand how it feels to get separated from your sibling. Of course, you probably have it a lot worse since Sammy is your twin but it doesn't really change anything. Also I can only guess, but I think that this might have been what he was feeling when you got eliminated last season before him, don't you think. And I think that you should go and keep yourself in the game for him.- Doug explained while Sam looked completely stunned by this.
-Wow...Doug, I have never expected you to say that to me...- Sam said quietly.
-Excuse me for a second.- Doug suddenly said and entered the confessional, probably wanting to confess something in private.
*Confessional-Doug*
-Truth be told, when Sam left the confessional, I saw some part of Kelly in her. Not the drug-addicted part of her of course but the broken girl, who just longs for love and affection. In Kelly's form it shows through her various relationships with other guys but in Sam's form it shows through her relationship with her brother. She obviously misses him. I saw that expression like a million times with Kelly already. So even though I probably won't last long in this game, I promise I will help Sam with her problems...
-Umm...Doug, are you aware that I hear everything?- Sam's voice suddenly echoed from outside.
-Aaaaaaahhhh!- Doug suddenly screamed in surprise.
*Confessional ends*
The camera then showed Doug quickly leaving the confessional, now blushing from embarrassment.
-Sorry.- Doug apologized while looking down.
-Don't apologize to me...Do you mean all the things you said in there?- Sam asked him.
-Well...yeah.- Doug said but got suddenly interrupted by Sam who started hugging him.
-I am terribly sorry for everything! For eliminating for no reason last season, for voting for Kelly even though I promised you two an alliance! I am a terrible person, and now because of me not noticing that traitor-Nathan true nature, Sammy is gone too!
-No, you are not a terrible person! Truth be told. You are, like, the nicest person I had ever met. I always see the way you look when Kirsten is bullying me. You always look like you want to murder her with your eyes.- Doug said which made Sam chuckle a little bit.
-Well, she deserves it...just like Nathan deserves it!- Sam said angrily.
-Anyway, how about we return to Cordelia and Kirsten? We were all very worried about you. Even Kirsten, though she would kill me if you ever told her that I said that.- Doug added, now sounding a little bit scared.
-Fine, I won't tell anyone...as long as you won't tell anyone that I was crying. Gotta keep my strong girl appearance, you know.- Sam revealed.
-Yeah, I get it. Don't tell anyone that I motivated you like that, okay? Gotta keep my lazy, not wanting to do anything appearance so Kirsten would leave me alone.
-I really doubt that she will leave you alone because of that.- Sam said truthfully.
-Eh, what the heck.- Doug commented simply.
-Soooo...friends?- Sam asked slowly, not sure of it herself.
-Friends!- Doug said and yawned a little.- Anyway, can we go, I'm a little tired.
-You're always tired, Doug.- Sam commented.- Also I just remembered, you mentioned Kirsten and Cordelia worrying about me. What about Jerry?
-Oh yeah, you're right, I wonder where he disappeared?- Doug questioned while putting his hand on his chin.
*Cargo Hold*
The camera focused on Jeremy who was slowly approaching the entrance to the cargo hold, leaning on the wall, as a jingle, sounding like the one from typical spy movies, started playing in the background in the process.
-Doo-Bee-Doo-Bee-Doo-Bah! Doo-Bee-Doo-Bee-Doo-Bah! Doo-Bee-Doo-Bee-Doo-Bah! Doo-Bee-Doo-Bee-Doo-Bah! JERRY!- The jingle rang out in the background and stopped when Jeremy put a brown fedora on his head, hid behind the wall, and started watching whatever was happening in the cargo hold.
*Confessional-Jeremy*
-Thomas thinks that he can make an alliance with Nathan without anyone noticing? I don't think so!I feel kinda bad for what I did to Nathan and Sammy so I decided to help Nathan instead and that includes helping him out with Thomas. Anyway, how do you guys like the fedora? I found it earlier in the cargo hold! It makes me look like a secret agent on the mission if I do say so myself. And I do say so myself!
*Confessional ends*
The camera returned to the view of spying Jeremy as the camera zoomed back and revealed Thomas talking with Nathan inside the cargo hold.
-Phew! Thank god I was there to intervene. Who knows what Sam could do to you otherwise.- Thomas commented with a sigh of relief.
-Thanks, Thomas. I just don't understand why Sam is so mad at me?! It was Sammy who broke up with me, not the other way around!- Nathan exclaimed, still sounding a little bitter because of the breakup.
-There were some...rumors going around.- Thomas simply replied.- Mostly started by Sierra and her team.- Thomas explained.
-What?- Nathan asked in disbelief.- No way! First they eliminate him, now start rumors about us? This doesn't make any sense! Jared and Andrew would never!- Nathan defended his friends, not believing that they could betray him so easily.
-But I am afraid that they did. You can ask Taylor, she told me that the rumors came from them.- Thomas explained calmly.
*Confessional-Thomas*
-They didn't but Taylor was talking with those two about them. She would back up my version if she doesn't know all the context behind the asked question.
*Confessional ends*
The camera then showcased the map of the world with the plane's icon which moved slowly from Yukon towards New York, accompanied by the sounds of the plane's engine.
*Cargo Hold*
The camera then moved to the inside of the cargo hold, where all the contestants were currently standing inside an orange and black motorboat. The members of team Victory were standing more to the left, Team Gwody more to the right and Team Adventurers were standing in the middle. Apart from them, in the motorboat was also Chris, who was currently wearing an orange life jacket on top of his own clothes.
-Take a seat, grab a handle, and I'll tell you where we're going!- Chris announced as everyone complied and sat down.
-Wow! This is an incredible motorboat, Chris!- Taylor complemented the host.- I would totally rock on this beauty if I could have it.
-I wonder if we would be driving one as a possible challenge later on.- Brooke thought loudly to herself.
-Oh, I really hope so!- Taylor exclaimed in excitement.
-Um...Chris, how is it that you're the only one wearing a life jacket?- Andrew suddenly interrupted them.- Shouldn't we all get one for...you know...safety?- Andrew asked the host with a concerned look on his face.
-Why should I give them to you if there's fourteen of you but only one, valuable, me!- Chris praised himself with a smile on his face.
-What a narcissist.- Marshal commented with a roll of his eyes.
-Anyway...HIT IT CHEF!- Chris then yelled and the camera moved to the cockpit, showing Chef pulling the cord above his right shoulder.
The camera then returned to the cargo hold and then suddenly the bay door, below the motorboat, opened causing the boat to plummet from the place and making everyone scream for their life while Chris just smiled at that ordeal.
Fortunately for them, they managed to land in some water, with a big splash. As soon as they landed, Chris started steering the boat and sped up the boat past a buoy nearby, up to a wooden dock in front of them.
-Welcome to...New York City!- Chris announced as the camera panned up to reveal the Statue of Liberty with the sun shining brightly in the background.
*Confessional-Jeremy*
-New York! New York! The capital of Broadway and all of my favorite musicals! Do you know how pumped up I am right now?! After all there can't be an episode about New York without going to Broadway! I'm gonna be on Broadway, baby!
*Confessional ends*
The camera then showed all of the contestants standing in front of Chris, at the base of the statue.
-Your first challenge is a carriage race to Central Park which I like to call: "Liberty...or Death!"- Chris announced in a dramatic voice which caused some of the more cowardly contestants to gulp in fear.
-I can't wait to drive that horse-drawn carriage. At least I won't have to do anything.- Doug said with a smile on his face.
-Unless we make you the horse.- Kirsten commented with a smirk on her face.
-Or how about you'll be a horse for a change, eh Kirsten?- Sam said with a smile as she turned towards the other girl, who looked away in response.
-And don't even think about making me the horse...Nova!- Brooke said angrily as she reminded the born leader about the last episode.
-Oh...chill out, I wasn't planning to...yet.- Nova replied.
-Slow down, conclusion-jumpers.- Chris interrupted them.- It's a baby carriage race!- He revealed soon after.
-Umm...okay...But where are the carriages?- Jared asked shortly after that as he raised his finger in question.
-Yeah, hope you brought your climbing gloves!- Chris said with a smirk on his face as he pointed upwards and the camera soon showed the Statue of Liberty's crown where three baby carriages, each in another team's color, were perched at the end of three of the spikes of the crown. The camera then once again showed each carriage separately. First Team Victory's yellow one, then Team Adventurers' pink one and finally Team Gwody's blue one.
-LOL Chris. I think your mischievous spirit makes the game!- Sierra said, being the only contestant that was smiling at the moment.
-Thank you, Sierra. It's nice to be appreciated.- Chris said with a smug look on his face.
-Appreciated? I love you!- Sierra said as she approached Chris.- I always did! Even waaaaaay back when you were making these terrible movies about talking cats!- Sierra revealed making nearly all of the contestants laugh at the ridiculousness of that.
-I was even going to call my first fan club, the Christians! Unfortunately, that name was already taken.- Sierra added, making Chris pat her on the head a few times before pushing her away, causing Thomas to look at Sierra with an angry look on his face.
*Confessional-Thomas*
-Bu qancıq, Sierra, yaxşı olar ki, Chris tək burax, yoxsa başqa. Amma razılaşmalıyam ki, onun dediyi bəzi şeylər sonradan faydalı ola bilər.
*Confessional ends*
-Okay!- Chris interrupted with a nervous laugh.- Less chatter, more splatter. Err.. Climbing! More climbing!- Chris quickly corrected himself.- We'll leave the splatter to fate.- He added quickly.
-Anywho, once you reach Lady Liberty's crown, pull up your rope to bring your team up faster. Once everybody's up, your team grabs the correct carriage off the spike, races back down to your boat and follow the buoys to your next exciting destination, Central Park!- Chris explained the challenge as the camera showed various things alongside like the close shot of the carriages, three motorboats, similar to the one from before but this time in team's colors, the buoys and the gushing fountain in the middle of the Central Park.
-So...um...when are we gonna go to Broadway?- Jeremy asked, kinda confused by the lack of it in the explanation.
-We won't.- Chris replied simply.
-NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!- Jeremy yelled loudly in utmost despair as he dropped to his knees.
*Confessional-Jeremy*
-No Broadway?! I feel cheated! Is this some kind of karma for what I did to Sammy and Nate? If yes, then karma, I am so sorry for it! Really, I am!
*Confessional ends*
The camera then showed all three teams gathered around three ends of the ropes. Each rope floating above a colored mat: yellow for Team Victory, blue for Team Gwody and pink for Team Adventurers.
Then Chris, who was standing aside, blew his whistle, signaling the challenge to start.
-Yes! Let's do this!- Jared suddenly yelled, sounding really confident about this one, and soon jumped onto his team's rope and started climbing. Gray then appeared from the collar of his shirt, revealing that Jared sneaked him outside.- Ah! Not here buddy!
The camera then showed Sierra grabbing the rope but soon got stopped by Andrew.
-Wait, Sierra, maybe I should go before you.- Andrew suggested politely to his friend.
-Why though?- Sierra asked.
-Well when I and Jared get to the top, we can just start pulling the rope and pull you up to us, instead of making you climb all the way to the top.- Andrew proposed.- It could save us some time but also you wouldn't end up as tired.
-Yeah, I guess that's a really good idea. Nice thinking, Andy!- Sierra replied, making Andrew proud of himself as he started climbing and Sierra followed him soon.
The camera then moved over to Team Gwody, more specifically Taylor who tried to grab the rope but got stung by it and immediately groaned in pain.
-Ouch! The rope has just stung me!- Taylor complained as she pulled her hand away from the rope.
-How could a rope sting you?- Nathan asked, sounding a bit confused.
-Maybe it's because of the material?- Brooke suggested.- Hey! Chris! What's this rope made of?!
-Steel wool.- Chris quickly replied as he approached the second team.- Strong and rough, just like the Big Apple.
-You just love making our life miserable, don't you?- Marshal asked with visible sarcasm all over him.
-Yes. Yes, I do.- Chris replied.
-Ah, whatever! I'll do it!- Taylor said after a second.- The pain of the rope's stings should be good to get the adrenaline to start pumping through my veins!- Taylor said as she started climbing, with each few grabs releasing a groan of pain.
-Well...It can't be that bad of an adventure, I guess...- Nathan said to himself as he soon followed her.
The camera then moved towards Team Victory, who were currently arguing over who should go first.
-Well obviously it can't be Doug! He would just slow us down if he went first. No offense, Doug.- Jeremy added after he said that.
-None taken. I actually agree with it.- Doug replied truthfully.
-Ugh...fine he can go last. But we still need someone to go first!- Kirsten quickly rebutted them.
-I would volunteer if not for the fact that I do not have that much of an upper body strength.- Cordelia quickly explained.- I would just slow us down if I went first.
-How about you, Kirsten?- Jeremy suggested, which made her kinda nervous.
-W-well obviously I can't go first cause one of us needs to make sure Doug actually climbs and not lazes out.- She nervously replied, as if trying to hide something.
-I can do that.- Sam quickly volunteered.- I still have some things that I want to talk over with him anyway. Plus I can be a quite good motivator sometimes.- Sam added.
-Then I think it's settled! Kirsten goes first, then me, then Cordelia, then Sam and Doug will be closing the stake.- Jeremy soon summed up the situation.
-But...but...- Kirsten stuttered out as if she wanted to object.
-Don't worry, Kirsten! You'll do great! I'm sure of it!- Jeremy soon added with a smile, causing Kirsten to blush a little.
*Confessional-Kirsten*
-So maybe I am not the best climber in the world. I would have said something but then I would admit to having weaknesses and I can't do that! So yeah, I remained silent...We surely won't lose because of it, right?
*Confessional ends*
The camera then moved back towards Team Gwody and then quickly moved from the top of their climbing column, starting with Taylor, then Nathan, Thomas and then Nova.
-Ouch! Ouch! Ugh! Chris will pay for giving us the worst rope!- Nova quickly complained.
-If you complain all of the time, we're just gonna lose, you know that?- Thomas reminded her after that.
-What?! No way we're gonna lose with me and my leadership skills on the team!- Nova yelled back at the translator, causing him to roll his eyes in annoyance at her antics.
The camera then panned over to the ground where Marshal and Brooke were still waiting for Nova to move slightly higher in order for them to start.
-Ugh...of course she is the slowpoke of our team. Who else could it be?- Marshal complained after crossing his arms.
-Um...why are you still being mean to her? I mean, I also hate her, don't get me wrong but didn't you two reunite at the Celebrity's Manhunt?- Brooke asked after a second.
-What?! That meant nothing to me! And anyway, she didn't even show any remorse after she broke up with me last season! As if I would anything but mean to her after that!- Marshal complained even more.
-Fair point.- Brooke sighed after a second.
-Anyway...shouldn't you go now?!- Marshal asked the tomboy after he gestured towards the rope.
-Oh shoot right! I totally forgot.- Brooke said and then started climbing quickly, before she remembered something.- Wait a minute!- She then looked below her and noticed that Marshal started climbing.
-What?- He asked.
-Don't even dare try to look at my butt! I can pretty much identify pervs on sight and you're definitely one of them!- Brooke exclaimed loudly with anger in her voice.
-Umm...not everything has to be about boys like me wanting to gaze at your oversized butt, you know?- Marshal commented after a second of climbing.- Although I admit, the thought did cross my mind.
-Ugh...I knew it!- Brooke complained and then placed one hand on her butt, in order to prevent Marshal from looking at it.
*Confessional-Marshal*
-I never thought I'd say that but I'm pretty much over the girls on this show. Each one is crazier than the other. Kelly and Nova were the only girls that I really got to know on the emotional level and both turned out to be filthy, little backstabbers. Well...Nova at least looked like she was sorry that one time...Ugh! What am I even thinking about?!
*Confessional ends*
The camera then skipped over to Chris, who was currently standing on top of one of the spikes on the statue's crown.
-It's been twenty-five blister-busting minutes and NOTHING!- Chris yelled over at the contestants, sounding pretty angry.- You guys are bumming me out!
The camera then focused on Sierra, slowly making her way up the rope, when suddenly she got stopped by Thomas who quickly swung over to her and grabbed her rope with the back of his feet.
-I'm really worried about Chris.- Thomas said with concern in his voice.- Do you ever get the feeling that he misses his glory days back when he was a huge star?- Thomas asked Sierra.- He just sounds so depressed. Like he thinks no one remembers them...or cares about them.- Thomas added soon with a smirk on his face and then swung back, leaving Sierra alone.
-Poor Chris...I remember! I CARE!- Sierra yelled out, sounding really sad and concerned about those facts.
*Confessional-Thomas*
-Vadia estúpida.
*Confessional ends*
The camera then panned over to Sam who slowly climbed onto the frame of the camera.
-And that's why I think I always felt so jealous over Sammy and Nate's relationship. But that didn't mean that I wanted them to break up! They were so perfect with each other! And now, Nate broke Sammy's heart and suddenly everything is collapsing.- Sam revealed to someone as she continued to climb.- This whole situation is just so crazy.- She added before releasing a long sigh.
-Wow...I really needed to let all of this out.- She said with a smile.- Thanks for listening to me, Doug.- Sam thanked her teammate before looking down, just for the camera to reveal that Doug was currently asleep and had the rope tied around his waist.
-Well...that explains a lot.- Sam said with disappointment all over her face.
*Time skip*
The camera then once again moved back to the top of the statue, where Chris was waiting for everyone.
-Hurry it up, people! I'm officially bored!- He yelled down with an extreme amount of anger and impatience in his voice.
The camera then showed Jared slowly pulling himself up and grabbing onto one of the spikes so as not to fall.
-You...turned pure...EVIL!- Jared said in-between breaths.- You were much nicer last season!
-What can I say...showbiz changes people...for better.- Chris said with a smirk and then chuckled a little.
The camera then focused on both Kirsten and Jeremy who were currently climbing right next to the statue's chest. Kirsten was visibly having problems with climbing, though she tried to hide it as much as she could.
-Umm...I do not wish to complain but we are pretty far behind others.- Cordelia pointed out from below Jeremy.- Why did Kirsten slow down at this crucial point?
-I'm not sure myself.- Jeremy replied- Let me ask her. Hey! Kirsten! Is everything okay up there?!
-Yes! Everything's just fine!- Kirsten yelled back as soon as she could.
-Okay. Just let me know if something happens!- Jeremy yelled back.
-Why are you always so nice to her?- Cordelia suddenly asked the musical nerd.
-What?- Jeremy asked back.
-I mean, she is always quite aggressive and vile towards the rest of us.- Cordelia explained after a second.
-Oh, is she? I've never noticed.- Jeremy said, sounding quite oblivious at the moment.
-Well yes! Have you not noticed how she acts towards Doug?- Cordelia questioned her friend.
-Yep! Wouldn't she make an amazing motivational speaker?- Jeremy said, causing Cordelia to grow more uneasy.
*Confessional-Cordelia*
-What kind of treachery is this? Does Kirsten manipulate or bully Jeremy into him staying quiet about what she is doing to him? Yes! That must be it! After all there is no chance that Jeremy is into that kind of girl...right?
*Confessional ends*
-Also just look at this.- Jeremy exclaimed as he gestured towards the statue's cleavage.- How disgusting the sculptor had to be in order to make it like that. I get sick just by looking at them.- Jeremy said and then imitated the gagging sound.
-Well, I must agree...It is a rather upsetting thought.- Cordelia replied, also sounding quite disgusted by it.
-Not to mention that they had to make them so big. Even Brooke's ones are smaller than this...actually scratch that, Brooke actually puts the Liberty Statue in shame.
The camera then panned away to show Marshal, who was climbing right next to Cordelia and Jeremy, as he started laughing upon hearing Jeremy's comment.
-Oh my god...I can't...this was priceless.- Marshal laughed out before getting interrupted by Brooke herself.
-I HEARD EVERYTHING!- She yelled in obvious rage.
-Looks like someone doesn't like some good humor.- Marshal said with a roll of his eyes and continued climbing shortly after.
*Confessional-Cordelia*
-I cannot believe he just said that! He just insulted poor Brooke like it was nothing. Was I wrong about him all this time? No! It must have been Kirsten's bad influence talking through him! How could she?! I will never forgive her for that!
*Confessional ends*
The camera then cut to the top of the Statue of Liberty and showed some members of all teams trying to pull up their teammates while Chris stood aside. Taylor, Nathan and Thomas were pulling for Team Gwody. Kirsten and Jeremy were pulling for Team Victory. And Jared and Andrew were pulling for Team Adventurers while Gray was sitting not so far away from them. From all of the team, it seemed like Jared and Andrew were having the easiest job while Kirsten and Jeremy were literally dying from exhaustion at the moment.
-Ughhhhh...Let's gooooo!- Chris exclaimed in utter annoyance.- I'm tired, I'm hungry and I gotta pee!- Chris complained loudly.
-Then why did you design this challenge?!- Nathan asked, sounding confused by Chris constantly complaining.
-Actually, the hosts aren't deciding on that kind of thing. The producers are.- Taylor explained to Nate.
-Really?- Thomas questioned her.
-Yeah. Me and Sam found that out when we were starring in various TV shows during the break between Action and World Tour.- Taylor replied.
-Good to know.- Thomas whispered to himself.
The camera then moved towards Andrew and Jared as they finally pulled Sierra up and Andrew helped her walk onto the top safely.
-Yeah! We're first!- Sierra cheered happily.- Group hu~ - Sierra tried to pull everyone into the hug but got interrupted by Jared.
-Not now! We still need to retrieve the stroller.- Jared explained.- And as a valuable teammate and team leader, I volunteer!- Jared said as he placed his hand on his chest while Andrew and Sierra looked at each other and then at Jared.
-Umm...are you sure Jared?- Andrew asked him, sounding really concerned about him.
-Not to be rude but you performed rather poorly on the "Strongest Male in the Second Generation Cast" poll that I made on my blog.- Sierra revealed.
-Trust me...I c-can do this.- Jared added, now slightly nervous because of Andrew's and Sierra's comments.
*Confessional-Jared*
-Just so we're clear, I can be strong when I want to be! I stood up to my mom, lived through Chef's tortures and illegal alliance and became boyfriend of the most crazy person to ever live on this planet! So yeah, I think that I can manage to retrieve a stroller from the crown of the top of the statue that is so tall that I would die instantly upon falling from it...I'm gonna die.
*Confessional ends*
The camera then showed Jared slowly walking towards the pink carriage with fear all over his face while Sierra pulled Andrew by his hand and ran away with him.
-Woah! Sierra! What are you doing?- Andrew asked, looking quite surprised by the situation.
-C'mon Andy! You need to help me cheer Chris up!- Sierra suddenly said while approaching Chris, still holding Andrew by his hand.
-Hey, Chris! Guess what?! I own every one of your TV appearances on DVD!- Sierra quickly revealed with enthusiasm, wanting to bring Chris' humor up.- Even your cooking show "Keep it plain with Chris McLean"! Your recipe for white rice is soooo great!- Sierra revealed, which made Chris' eye start twitching from irritation.
-Um...Sierra?- Andrew tried to stop her when he noticed that Chris was getting angrier.
-Not now, Andy. Anyway it was so unfair that you got canceled after just one episode, Chris!- Sierra revealed very loudly, causing nearly each member of the cast to start laughing because of the news, while Thomas smirked evilly and was shown to note something down in the bloody red notebook.
-I was going through a phase!- Chris said quickly, looking really embarrassed by the reveal of his past.
-Maybe you should stop for now Sierra, Chris looks pretty cheered up already.- Andrew quickly lied to Sierra in order to keep her mood up.
-Yes! Look guys! I made it alive!- Jared yelled from behind them with a look of happiness on his face.- Izzy would be so proud of me!
-Good job, Red!- Sierra quickly complimented him, making him also shiver because of the use of the nickname.
-And Team Adventurers take the lead!- Chris announced shortly after.
-Great!- Andrew cheered happily.-Umm...But how do we get down, Chris?
-Fireman's pole, anyone? It's only a 30-story drop.- Chris replied, chuckling a little.
-Scratch my earlier statement, I will die now for sure!- Jared cried out, returning to his usual pessimistic self.
-Well...since I am a true gentleman...I volunteer to do this first!- Andrew finally said and took the carriage with him.
The camera soon changed onto the shot of screaming Andrew sliding down the pole with his team carriage in his hands.
The camera then showed Jared, Sierra and Gray all observing the situation from above when suddenly a loud crash could be heard from the bottom and all of them winced at the said sound.
-I'm okay...carriage broke my fall...- Andrew's weak voice could be heard from the bottom.
The camera then showed Jared sliding down the pole with Gray holding onto him with its pawns. They were soon followed by Sierra who screamed: "For Cody!", upon sliding.
The camera then focused on Team Gwody, showing that both Nova and Brooke have already joined them and helping Marshal climb onto the statue's crown.
-Ugh...Finally!- Taylor commented.- It was getting so boring here. What took you so long anyway?
-Well if someone wasn't stopping every five minutes, asking me to stop glaring at their butt, which to be clear I wasn't doing, maybe I would be here sooner.- Marshal commented while glaring at Brooke.
-I-I was just being cautious!- Brooke defended herself.
-Then how about you cautiously go retrieve our carriage?- Marshal suggested while sending Brooke a threatening look.
-Ugh! You know what? Fine!- Brooke yelled back at him and started running quickly towards the spike, not wanting to waste any second.
-Oh, damn it. I wanted to risk my life by retrieving the carriage.- Taylor sighed in defeat while Thomas patted her on her back.
-What kind of suicidal maniac are you?!- Both Marshal and Nova yelled at the exact same moment causing them to glare at each other, though Marshal's one was mostly full of rage while Nova's full of hope.
*Confessional-Nova*
-We said the exact same thing! It must mean something, I'm sure of it! Ugh...If only I didn't make Marshal hate me that much! I need to come up with the plan of getting him back. And as painful as it makes me say it...I might need Brooke and Taylor's help to do that.
*Confessional ends*
The camera then showed Brooke reaching the blue carriage and retrieving it.
-Yes!- Brooke said as she started running back to her team.- I got it! You can start sliding down the pole!
The camera soon showed all members of Team Gwody sliding down the fireman's pole: Nate and Nova screaming for their lives, Marshal and Thomas mostly remaining silent for the ride and finally Taylor and Brooke, who was holding onto the blue carriage, screaming in enthusiasm as adrenaline filled their veins.
The camera then moved back to the top and showed all the members of Team Victory that were present there, trying with all their might to pull Doug up to the statue's crown due to his enormous weight.
-See...I told you that he should go first...not last.- Kirsten said in-between breaths.
-Sorry...my fault.- Jeremy apologized a few seconds later.
-I don't want to sound depressing but I am under the impression that we are too far behind other teams to catch up.- Cordelia mentioned a few moments later.
-No! We can still make it! I won't lose to that scum, Nate!- Sam said and pulled the rope once more with all her might, when suddenly a loud bang could be heard in the distance.
-What was that?!- Jeremy yelped in surprise.
The camera then showed that the thing, or rather a person, that caused said bang was Doug who hit the statue's chin with his head, causing him to wake up in the process.
-Ouch...my head...- Doug said slowly.
*Bottom of the statue*
The camera then showed all the members of Team Adventurers running out of the door at the base of the statue. Jared was running in the front, pushing the carriage with Gray inside, while Sierra and Andrew ran after him.
-There Red! The boats!- Sierra yelled as she pointed forward and soon the scene moved to the docks where three motorboats, yellow one for Team Victory, blue one for Team Gwody and pink one for Team Adventurers, were waiting for their respective teams.
-I still can't believe that we're in the lead...and that we survived that fall!- Jared yelled soon after as he jumped onto the motorboat with the carriage.
-Yeah...the fall was quite intense.- Andrew replied while holding onto his back.
-Yeah, but not as intense as all those nasty kicks in the crotch that you were getting from Sam last season.- Sierra commented.
-Yeah...- Andrew said and chuckled a bit before sighing.- Sam...
-Anyway...does any of you know how to drive this?- Jared asked the others.
-Umm...no...- Sierra said after a second.
-Yeah...not so much...- Andrew sighed in defeat.
-We're doomed after all.- Jared sighed as well.
The camera then showed all the members of Team Gwody jumping onto the blue motorboat, next to the Team Adventurers' one.
-Oh, yeah baby! Come to mama!- Taylor exclaimed in excitement as she ran right to the steering wheel.
-Umm...a little help for the ex-teammate?- Andrew asked with politeness as he turned to the other team.
-Umm...let me think...NO!- Nova yelled out.- TAYLOR! HIT IT!- She yelled shortly after, causing the adrenaline junkie to turn the boat's engine on and they sped off soon leaving the other team behind.
-Ugh! We need to do something or either Team Victory will catch up on us too!- Sierra said nervously.
-By the way, where is Team Victory?- Andrew asked.
*Top of the statue*
The camera then showed the members of Team Victory panting and breathing loudly as they finally managed to pull Doug up to them.
-Dude...invest in some gym or something...- Jeremy commented, sounding really tired.
-I agree with Jeremy, not only would it decrease your weight but it would also help with your health.- Cordelia added.
-Yeah...not gonna happen...afraid of gyms and PE teachers, 'member?- Doug mentioned after a second, making each member of his team groan in annoyance.
-I'll go for the carriage so we won't waste any more time.- Sam suggested a few seconds later and the camera soon showed her retrieving the yellow carriage and then returning to her team with it.
-Finally!- Kirsten cheered.- Now we can leave this hellhole.- She added and walked onto the fireman's pole.- And just so we're clear, Doug will do whatever is next so we can properly rest.- She said and then slided down the pole.
-Even though I do not want to use Doug, I still could have used some rest.- Cordelia commented slowly as she approached the pole and grabbed onto it, sliding down.
-I can hold onto the carriage, Sam.- Jeremy suggested soon.
-Thanks Jeremy.- Sam replied and gave the carriage to the musical nerd while she slided down the pole herself.
-Okay, me next.- Doug said after he yawned and jumped onto the hole where the pole was, and got stuck due to the size of his waist.
-Oops, got stuck, could you lend me a helping hand, Jeremy?- Doug asked his teammate, and Jeremy nodded, soon lifting the carriage to the air, preparing to hit Doug with it.- Wait! No! That's not what I meant!- Doug yelled in fear before Jeremy hit him with all his might and sent him falling down the pit.
-That was oddly satisfying. Now I know how Maya felt while hitting me with that vase and making me fall down the stairs when we were nine.- Jeremy commented to himself and soon slided down, carriage in his hands.
*Bottom of the statue*
The camera then returned to Team Adventurers' boat, showing Jared standing in front of the steering wheel and reading some kind of instruction.
-Did you find something, Red?- Sierra asked.
-I would if the instruction wasn't written in Polish of all languages!- Jared yelled back.
-Ugh...what would I give to have Thomas in our team for those kinds of situations.- Andrew commented shortly after.
The camera then showed the members of Team Victory, finally catching up with them, as they jumped onto their motorboat.
-Yes! We will not be in last!- Cordelia cheered for her team.
-Doug will drive!- Kirsten yelled and pushed Doug towards the steering wheel.
-Ugh...fine...I shouldn't have problems with it anyway since it pretty much looks like a car.- Doug commented.
-Wait? You know how to drive a car?- Sam asked him.
-That was the only thing I wasn't too lazy to do, besides eating.- Doug commented with all seriousness as he powered up the engine and drove the boat away.
-Now we're in last!- Sierra said in fear.
-You know what?! Screw it!- Jared yelled as he threw the instruction away.- Time to do it "Izzy" way!
-What do you mean "Izzy" way?- Andrew asked in fear.
-I mean this. Geronimo!- Jared yelled as he powered up the engine and started steering the boat, making it drive as fast as it could and causing Andrew and Sierra to fall down due to the impact.
*Confessional-Jared*
-It's nice to go crazy from time to time. Makes being in a relationship with Izzy much easier...just don't tell her I said that.
*Confessional ends*
The camera then showed Team Gwody as they sped their boat through the water.
-Ah, it's so nice to finally be in the first place.- Nova said smugly with a smile and crossed arms.
-I agree with Nova, it is nice compared to our latest loses.- Thomas commented with a smile on his face.
-Umm...not that I want to be a buzzkill...-Brooke started.
-You are a buzzkill.- Marshal said without any remorse.
-But how are we supposed to get to the Central Park by boat?- Brooke continued her question.- I visited it with Valerie before and it's located in the middle of Manhattan.- She explained soon.
-Ummm...I think I know the answer.- Nathan said with obvious disgust in his voice as he pointed forward.- There's the next buoy, right next to the...
-Sewers?!- All the members of Team Gwody yelled in obvious annoyance.
The camera then showed the partially-barred and obviously dirty entrance to the sewers, located in the cement wall, with various smaller pipes coming out of the wall around it. The water next to the entrance was also noticeably brown.
The camera then showed Team Gwody's boat entering the sewers.
-Sometimes I hate Chris...okay scratch that, I hate him all of the time.- Nova commented from the inside of the sewer.
The camera then showed Team Victory's boat following them inside.
-Ugh! Seriously?! I knew that this show was garbage but to take it this literally!- Kirsten complained loudly.
And lastly the camera showed Team Adventurers' boat entering the sewers in last place, the only sound that could be heard from their boat was Gray's howling, signalling his own disgust at the mention of the sewers.
-Who will survive? And who's takin' a dive?- Chris asked as the camera showed him observing everything from the telescope, located on the top of the Statue of Liberty.- Find out when we return on Total! Drama! World Tour!- He yelled as the screen went black.
*After the break*
*The sewers-Team Adventurers*
The camera turned on to the view of Team Adventurers as they were motoring at the speedy pace through the sewers.
-Red! Slow down!- Sierra yelled, still stuck to the ground due to the speed of the boat.
-I never drove a motorboat before in my life. I feel so alive right now!- Jared yelled with excitement in his voice.
-That's cool, but please slow down...I feel sick.- Andrew commented as his face turned green.
-Oh...about that...I kinda don't know how...- Jared chuckled nervously.- Never drove a motorboat before in my life, 'member?- Jared reminded, now sounding quite nervous.
The camera then showed them driving past Team Victory's boat much to their surprise.
-F**k me gently with a chainsaw, they overtook us!- Jeremy yelled in surprise.
-Doug, speed up or something, we can't be in last!- Kirsten yelled at the overweight guy.
-I'm doing my best, Kirsten.- Doug replied nervously as he tried to speed up.- Please don't hit me!- He then got interrupted by the big growl that rumbled around.
-Doug...forgive me for my rudeness but please tell me that it was just your stomach.- Cordelia said with fear now overcoming her.
-Ummm...no.- Doug replied, sounding quite scared himself.
-Don't tell me that it's an...alligator.- Jeremy said as he gasped.
-Don't be an idiot!- Sam yelled back at the musical nerd.- Alligators in the sewers are just an urban myth.- Sam explained.
-Urban myth you say?! Then what the f**k is this?!- Kirsten yelled in fear as she pointed forward in fear and soon the camera showed an enormous, albino alligator emerge from the water in front of Team Victory, though he didn't face them at the moment.
Thankfully for them, the alligator didn't seem to notice their screaming as it just stayed in one place, which allowed Team Victory to use it as a ramp, and send them and their boat flying, quickly, forward.
This whole situation seemed to have angered the alligator who growled pretty loudly and started chasing after them.
*The sewers-Team Gwody*
The camera then changed its focus to the team in front.
-Woohoo! I can already feel the adrenaline in my blood! This is so cool!- Taylor yelled as she continued driving the motorboat.
-Yeah...screw the fact that we're in the sewers.- Marshal commented while covering his nose from the smell.
-I hope we will win some good ol' shower...cause if not, then it's not worth it.- Nathan commented, also covering his nose.
-And some dry cleaning as well.- Thomas added.
Suddenly louder sounds of the motorboat's engine and screams could be heard from behind.
-Do you also hear screams?- Brooke asked others.
-Out of the way!- Jared's voice suddenly yelled from behind them.
-What?!- Nova exclaimed in surprise after she noticed Team Adventurers' motorboat behind them.- How in the world did they catch up to us? They were so far behind!- Before she could complain even more though, they got overtaken by them.
-Seriously?!- Thomas yelped.
Another set of screams could be heard from behind them.
-Ugh! What now?!- Marshal yelled out in annoyance.- What...What the f**k?!- Marshal yelled out as he noticed the scene unfolding behind them.
The camera then moved behind them and showed Team Victory's motorboat getting chased by the alligator that tried to catch them in its mouth, constantly clapping it.
-Faster, Doug! Go faster!- Kirsten yelled at the lazy guy.
-I'm trying!- Doug yelled back.
-Please do something...all this stress and fear is bad for my heart.- Cordelia said weakly as she was holding onto her chest.
-Sammy was right when he insisted that urban myths are true!- Sam yelled out to herself.
The camera then went back to Team Gwody.
-You've got to be kidding me!- Brooke yelled in surprise as she saw what was happening.
-Taylor, I know that you guys don't particularly like listening to me, but for the love of god, go faster!- Nova yelled at the adrenaline junkie.
-You heard the heartless b**ch! Go faster!- Marshal yelled at her.
-Wow! Is that a crocodile? So cool!- Taylor commented as her eyes shined with excitement.
-Ne seychas, Taylor!- Thomas said to the girl.
-Ugh...okay...you guys are such buzzkills.- Taylor said to herself and started speeding up.
*Confessional-Taylor*
-Have you seen this killer crocodile?! It was just so...so...killer! What would I have done to spar with it or at least take a picture with it! All my buddies back home would be so jealous of me.
*Confessional ends*
The camera then showed the two teams once again, as they were trying to escape from the alligator.
Then Team Victory's boat hit Team Gwody's boat in the back.
-Hey! What was that for?!- Brooke yelled at the other team, furious by the fact that they hit them.
-Sorry!- Doug yelled back defensively.
-If you don't want us to hit you then move out of the way! You're going as slow as snails!- Kirsten yelled at the members of the other team.
-Or at least throw out your most useless teammate!- Sam proposed.- Like Nate for example.
-Hey! I heard that!- Nathan yelled back, angered by that comment.
-Ugh! Just gimme me that!- Kirsten yelled in anger as she pushed Doug away from the steering wheel and pushed the gas pedal with all her might and turning slightly to the left and in just mere seconds, she managed to overtake the other team.
-Adios compadre!- Jeremy said to them as Kirsten hit their boat with their own, causing Team Gwody's boat to start spinning in a rather comical way.
-Later losers!- Kirsten yelled out as they soon left the scene, leaving the other team behind.
*Confessional-Marshal*
-How in the world did they manage to overtake us that easily?! This is some joke! I am in the team of complete morons!
*Confessional ends*
*Confessional-Taylor*
-...I might have slowed down in order to get closer to that crocodile. Can you blame me?! Danger is one of the best ways to have the adrenaline start pumping down my veins! And I had everything under control. It's not like someone's in danger!
*Confessional ends*
The camera then showed Team Gwody's boat returning to the normal position as the alligator was getting closer and Taylor quickly started pushing the gas pedal once again.
The camera then focused on Brooke who sat on the back edge of the boat, with a green face.
-I don't feel so good from all that spinning.- Brooke revealed quietly as she covered her mouth in order to prevent herself from barfing.
The camera then quickly focused on Thomas, who noticed that Brooke sat on the edge of the boat and his expression changed to the most evil grins possible.
-Ugh...still dizzy...- Thomas then said and started acting as if he actually got dizzy, grabbing his head, walking chaotically and finally tripping himself on purpose, falling on Brooke and pushing her off the boat with a loud whine of surprise from her.
*Confessional-Thomas*
-Well that was easier than I suspected...Well either way, one annoying teammate less, it's not like somebody actually liked her. I hope she likes being the alligator's dinner.- Thomas commented and started chuckling evilly.
*Confessional ends*
Suddenly, much to Thomas' surprise, two hands appeared on the edge of the boat and the camera revealed that Brooke grabbed the edge of the boat.
-Somebody help!- Brooke yelled, looking scared for her life as the alligator was slowly getting closer and closer.
-Nani? ! Ittai dō? Naze karera wa itsumo son'nani hidoku jinsei ni koshū shiyou to shite iru nodesu ka?- Thomas asked himself in anger and just when he was about to finish the job, he got interrupted by Nova.
-Here!- Nova yelled as she ran towards Brooke and helped her climb back onto the deck.
-Wow, I would never expect you to actually save my life, Nova.- Brooke commented, quite in disbelief.
-Don't even mention it.- Nova replied with a small blush on her face.
*Confessional-Brooke*
-Wow! I never expected her to save me. I always thought that she was only a stuck-up b**ch who did everything just for her personal gain. Guess I was wrong...geez now I feel bad for being so snarky and mean towards her these past few days. Anyway, I owe her one.
*Confessional ends*
*Confessional-Nova*
-Don't even mention it! I only did it for my personal gain. It's not like I actually consider her a friend. But since she now owes me one, I will ask her to help my relationship with Marshal which is pretty...non-existing at the moment. But that doesn't change the fact that she can't deny the help for me now!
*Confessional ends*
*Confessional-Thomas*
-Mirë! Brooke mund të jetojë ... për momentin. Nuk është se heqja qafe e saj do të ndryshonte shumë gjithsesi. Manipulimi i Taylor do të ishte më i lehtë për mua, por çfarëdo.
*Confessional ends*
The camera then showed the outside of the sewers, more specifically the end of an enormous pipe, that was leading the water to the pond. Soon after both Team Adventurers' and Team Victory's boats sped out into the open, landing on the water below the pipe.
-Yes! We did it!- Sierra started cheering after a second.
-Wait everyone.- Cordelia said as she caught everyone's attention.- Where did the other team go? I was sure that they were just behind us.- Cordelia added, looking concerned about the state of the other team and as soon as she said that, six loud screams could be heard from the pipe, and soon after Team Gwody's boat shoot out of it, landing safely on the water, being followed quickly by the alligator...which got stuck in the pipe, much to its annoyance.
-That was...cool! I want to do it again!- Taylor yelled out in excitement.
-NO!- The remaining members of her team yelled at her, obviously not wanting to repeat what just happened ever again, just as all the boats reached the dock, with Team Adventurers' in first place, Team Victory in second and Team Gwody in last.
-Whoaoaoaoa...Nasty!- Chris laughed through a gas mask that he was currently wearing.- That's the kind of stink that never comes out.- Chris commented and then turned towards Chef.- Make the gator sign a waiver so we can show it on TV.
-Stupid show...- Chef grumbled in annoyance as he replaced his hat with a purple swimming cap and dived into the water. Soon, he tapped on the alligator's arm and then raised a clipboard to it. The alligator shortly after signed it with its claw.
-Chris, you are such a brilliant commander! That's why you always stood up in your boy band!- Sierra said with excitement as she observed the whole situation.
-Wait a second? Chris was in a boy band?!- Jeremy asked, looking like he was about to burst out laughing.
-MOVING ON!- Chris quickly said as he removed his gas mask but was quickly interrupted by Sierra.
-Back in the 80's, he was!- Sierra revealed- Making trouble is easy to do! But making you love me is painful!- Sierra sang happily as Chris' eye started twitching.
-Chris was in Fame Town?- Cordelia asked, looking visibly confused.
*Confessional-Kirsten*
The camera shows Kirsten laughing uncontrollably inside the bathroom confessional and nearly crying from said laughter.
*Confessional ends*
*Confessional-Marshal*
The camera shows Marshal laughing uncontrollably just like Kirsten before him, and wiping tears away from his eyes.
*Confessional ends*
*Confessional-Jeremy*
The camera now shows Jeremy full on laughing without any remorse.
-Even I am not desperate enough to be in a boy band.- He added before continuing his laughing.
*Confessional ends*
*Confessional-Chef*
The camera even showed Chef laughing at his co-host and friend, founding the whole thing hilarious*
*Confessional ends*
The camera then shows nearly every contestant, except for some, laughing uncontrollably at the fact that Sierra revealed while Chris' expression turned to the one of anger and annoyance.
-I really admire the way you never let mockery get to you.- Sierra said to the host.- I'll have to include that in your obituaries! I already have a draft, wanna hear?- Sierra asked and cleared her throat.- Chris McLean was born in 1978...- Sierra started but got quickly interrupted by Chris.
-THAT IS IT! ZIP IT! PERMANENTLY! UGH!- Chris yelled out in utter anger and annoyance, which made Sierra really surprised while Thomas just smiled to himself.
*Confessional-Sam*
-I don't get it! Sierra was Chris' favorite. Why would she throw all of that out of the window and say all these embarrassing stuff about it? This just doesn't make any sense to me! Wait a second...was Thomas smiling?...Is it all his fault?! I can't believe it! Is he just as bad as Nathan?! Ugh...They probably came up with this together! When I get my hands on these d**kheads, I'm gonna murder them! I swear!
*Confessional ends*
-Alright, focus people.- Chris said as he clapped his hands, now standing in front of a small blackboard that showed three curved and crisscrossing lines – one in each team's color – leading to a bluish circle, and then to a heart.- Welcome to the second half of the challenge, 'Bobbing for Big Apples, NYC Style!- Chris announced as the camera zoomed back and revealed that all competitors were now standing next to the dock, around their team's carriage.
-Here's how it's gonna go down.- Chris continued shortly after.- Team must push their carriages along one of the three paths to Central Park's fabled Turtle Pond.- Chris explained as he pointed to the bluish circle representing the pond on the blackboard.- There, one member of each team will bob for some very special apples, using only their mouths! No hands! Once they get it to shore, the rest of the team must load it into their carriages and race to the finish line in the heart of Central Park. And what's a baby carriage without a baby?!
-A shopping cart!- Taylor answered with her usual excitement.
-That was a rhetorical question, Taylor.- Chris replied shortly after.
-Oh, Chris...That is sooo...- Sierra started but got interrupted by Chris himself.
-ZIP IT!- Chris yelled angrily at the girl, which made her back off a little.
-One member of each team must ride in their carriage and stay there all the way to the finish line!- Chris explained after he calmed down a little.
The camera focused on Team Gwody.
-I call dibs!- Brooke declared and practically jumped inside the carriage.
-Hey! Why do you of all people get to lazy this one out?- Marshal asked her.
-Cause I called dibs on it, duh! Plus I like when people call me a baby...well not if they are some degenerate males.- Brooke revealed after a second.
The camera then moved slightly left to Team Victory.
-I would think the most obvious would be for Cordelia to be in the carriage.- She has the smallest weight after all.- Jeremy suggested to others.
-And how would you know that?- Sam asked in confusion.
-Oh, I read it on Sierra's blog. She may be crazy but she gives some really interesting facts about our lives.- Jeremy revealed.
-Okay...That's, like, super creepy.- Sam replied.
-More like super mega ultimate creepy.- Doug added.
Finally without any objections from their team, the camera moved towards the last team.
-I don't get it...why is Chris reacting like that? I only wanted to bring his mood up by showing that some people still care about his career.- Sierra said while leaning on Andrew's shoulder while he patted her on the head.
-Um...if you don't have any objections...maybe we should copy Team Victory's strategy?- Jared interrupted them for a moment.- It seems like the most sensible thing to do.
-I think, we should Sierra ride in it instead.- Andrew proposed.- I don't think she feels the best.
-No!- Sierra exclaimed loudly.- Red is right, we should let the lightest person ride in the carriage.
-But...- Andrew interrupted.
-No buts, I will manage.- Sierra said and wiped away her tears.
-Umm...so...which one of us has the smallest weight?- Jared asked nervously.
-Hmm...That would be you, Red.- Sierra revealed after a second to the smaller boy.
-Oh...- Jared commented in surprise.- That actually makes some sense.
-Adventurers got here first so they get the shortest path to the pond.- Chris announced as he pointed to the pink line, in the middle of the blackboard.- Team Victory gets the longest path on the left.- He said after pointed to the yellow line.- And Team Gwody Should Should Should Should Should Be Canon gets the longest path on the right.- He said while pointing to the blue line.- Any objections?
Several hands shot into the air.
-None? Cool! Now move it! We only have permits to cordon off this section of the park for another hour!- Chris announced loudly as all the teams started moving towards their separate paths.
*Central Park-Team Victory*
The camera currently focuses on the members of Team Victory as they run past several people, staying on their path.
-Quick people, we don't have time! We need to catch up to the Adventurers!- Kirsten exclaimed loudly to the others.
-Wait...a...second...Need...to...catch...a...breathe...-Doug said in-between his slow, and loud breathing, looking really tired already.
-C'mon, Doug. We need to keep going!- Sam said as she returned to him.
-Can't...too...tired!- Doug said slowly as he continued to catch his breath.
-Look, Doug...you helped me out today, so let me help you out now, okay?- Sam explained as she leaned towards him and he nodded.- Fine! Now, how about I promise you a big nice dinner as soon as we enter the plane if you make sure we'll beat Nate's team?- Sam proposed and Doug's head suddenly looked a lot more lifely.
-Did I hear dinner?!- Doug asked.
-Yes, as soon as we enter the plane!- Sam promised.- We can also talk about some strategy during it.- She whispered the last part to her new friend and ally.
-Aye, aye, Captain!- Doug yelled out and went back to running, being slowly followed by the boyish girl.
*Central Park-Team Adventurers*
The camera now shows Andrew and Sierra walking slowly together, pushing the carriage, with Jared and Gray inside it, and talking together. All of them looked really sad as well.
-It's just that everything I do, I do with Chris in mind.- Sierra explained to Andrew.- And now he just pushes me away! It's not fair! He's my idol. I adored him my entire life and now he hates me! What did I do?! I don't understand!- Sierra explained, nearly crying once again.
-I feel the same way about Sam, I do respect her, I really do, but it's really hard to talk to her after what happened last season. I fear that she may still look down on me for my feeling for her. Even if I didn't really want to force myself on her, I feel the way she stares at me sometimes. I just failed as a gentleman and as a friend.- Andrew said, with tears in his eyes as well.
-Guys...stop crying or else I'll start too and we're never win this stupid challenge.- Jared said as he wiped his tears away.
-I'm sorry. It's just that Chris was my idol for as long as I know! Getting shunned by him like that is the worst thing that ever happened to me.- Sierra explained as she wiped her tears away.
-Don't worry, Sierra! I'm sure that Chris will forgive you soon.- Andrew said to her.
-Really?- Sierra asked.
-I'm sure of it, after all, you're one of his biggest fans and one of the most amazing girls I have ever met. I really could see the passion in your eyes when you were talking about him. He would be a fool if he didn't acknowledge that side of you.- Andrew explained.
-I don't know what to say...- Sierra said with a smile and a little blush forming on her face.
-You can't let his words haunt you that much.- Andrew explained.- I'm sure that he will regret silencing you in just a few hours anyway. And if he doesn't, then he would be an idiot.
-No doubt about it.- Jared added with a smirk while Gray nodded.
-Okay, I feel a lot better now, thank you guys.- Sierra thanked her teammates.
*Central Park-Team Gwody*
The camera then showed the members of Team Gwody rushing through the park, Nathan being the one pushing the carriage with Brooke inside.
-Oh oh! Can we stop for a pretzel?- Brooke asked.- I love pretzels! Not as much as all the sweets Valerie gets me but still.- Brooke explained.
-We don't have time for that, idiot!- Marshal yelled at her.- We're already far behind with us getting the longest path of all!
-But stopping to renew our energy will surely help us in a bigger picture.- Thomas explained after a second.
-You're my friend, Tommy but I can't agree with you on this one!- Taylor interrupted.- If we stop now, we would lose all that adrenaline that we got from facing that killer croc! And losing adrenaline is like the worst feeling ever. Right next to being sober in certain situations.
-Stop talking like freaking Kelly.- Marshal said to the adrenaline junkie.
-How about we put it onto the vote. Democracy is one of the best solutions to every problem after all.- Nathan suggested after a second.
-Ugh...fine!- Marshal groaned in annoyance.- Everyone in favor of taking a break?- Marshal asked and Thomas, Nate and Brooke raised their hands.- Everyone in favor of running?- Marshal asked as he and Taylor raised their hands.- See? A tie. So we will continue running.
-Umm...actually...Nova voted with us.- Nathan pointed out as he turned towards Marshal and stopped running.
-Wait a second? I think I heard you wrong.- Marshal interrupted him.- You mean to say that the idiotic, win-obbessed, heart-breaking witch is against further running and for taking a break?
-Yes! Is that so weird?- Nova suddenly asked him.
*Confessional-Nova*
-I voted for taking a break for obvious reasons. You'll see those reasons in just a moment.
*Confessional ends*
-Who cares?! What's more important is that we can now go buy some pretzels, my cost!- Brooke yelled, causing Thomas and Nathan to cheer with her.
-Well, I won't say no to free food.- Taylor shrugged after a few seconds.
-Allow me to go with Brooke.- Nova said after a few seconds, before snatching the carriage with Brooke and pushing it towards.
-That was weird. Since when is Nova nice?- Nathan asked others with a surprised look on his face.
-That's the thing. She isn't!- Marshal yelled back.
The camera then focused on both Brooke and Nova as they were now a few, good, feet away from their teammates.
-Ugh...what do you want from me Nova?- Brooke groaned in annoyance.- Can't you go annoy someone else?
-Look, I have a proposition.- Nova started but got quickly interrupted.
-Look, I appreciate you saving me back there in the sewers, but there is no way that I will join you in the alliance after what happened last year. Because of what happened, the reporters still follow me everywhere and I'm getting all kinds of threats from Nate and Sammy's fans.- Brooke explained.
-What? No! I wasn't going to ask to be in an alliance with me...at least not yet.- Nova commented after a second.
-Then what do you want from me?- Brooke asked.
-Well...you see...- Nova started with a small blush on her face.- You're kind of an expert when it comes to the love stuff, always talking about your girlfriend and all, right?- Nova asked her.
-Well, duh! I am one of the most romantic people ever! Valerie said so herself.- Brooke added after a second.
-So...let's say that there is that one boy that I like...but I screwed up a big time...and now he hates me...What should I do to make him like me again?- Nova asked.
-Oh my gosh! Don't tell me! You're still into Marshal!- Brooke yelled out in excitement.
-What? I'm not!- Nova yelled.
-You are!- Brooke teased her back.
-Ugh...fine! You're right, it's Marshal! So what?!- Nova asked her with annoyance in her voice.
-You two are just made for each other!- Brooke exclaimed.- You were such an idiot for dumping him last season.
-Please don't remind me...I did it in a rush of emotions and wasn't thinking straight. I let the money blind me.- Nova commented to herself.
-Seems to me like someone finally matured.- Brooke commented with a chuckle.
-Seems to me like someone's still an annoying bimbo that she was last season.- Nova yelled back at her.
-Sheesh...calm down...fine I'll help you.- Brooke replied.- After all, you can't deny anyone a chance at love! Even to someone as horrible as you and Marsh.
-I'll pretend I didn't hear that.- Nova replied as she continued pushing the carriage off-screen.
*Central Park-Team Adventurers*
The camera then returned to Team Adventurers as they continued their walk through the central park.
-So what exactly happened between you and Sam, Andrew?- Jared asked.- I'm kinda lost in all of this.
-Oh my gosh, Red, didn't you listen to what Andrew was just saying.- Sierra asked the downed perfectionist.
-I was but the audience didn't hear it!- Jared said as he pointed to the camera.
-Red! You can't break the fourth wall like that! Chris will be angry!- Sierra gasped.
-Sorry!- Jared cried out.
-No it's fine.- Andrew sighed.- It's just hard for me, okay. I understand my mistake and I am so ashamed of myself. I knew that Sam wasn't interested but still couldn't get rid of that stupid crush...I still kinda can't.- Andrew said with sadness.- It's just that I've never met a girl like Sam before in my life! All girls just always adored me, wanted to date me and did everything for me, even if I didn't want them to do it. But Sam was different. She actually treated me like a decent friend and not just another guy with a hot body.
-Well...you do have quite the body, you can't deny that.- Sierra chuckled to herself as she blushed a little.
-You didn't have to remind me that.- Andrew said.- Sometimes I think that people only care about what's on the outside and not what's inside.
-People sure can be cruel at times.- Jared commented.
-Don't worry, Andrew...I'm sure that she's not avoiding you on purpose. Sam would never do that after all! I would know after all I interviewed her parents about both her and Sammy. I pretended to be their classmate that got paired together with them for the school project.- Sierra revealed, giggling a little.
-Sometimes I am really scared of you, Sierra.- Jared commented while Sierra shrugged it off.
-Anyway, I'm sure that Sam will come up to you eventually. She's just in a difficult situation. Coping with her brother getting eliminated. I'm still feeling kinda guilty about voting him out.- Sierra commented with a sad expression.
-Tell me about it.- Jared said as he hugged Gray slightly tighter.
-I guess you're right.- Andrew sighed after a second.- I really hope that it's the truth and that she isn't avoiding me due to the crush.
-I'm sure she isn't.- Sierra said once more.- Just stay positive and everything will turn out great.
-Thank you Sierra...- Andrew said after a few seconds.- I don't know what I would do without you.
*Confessional-Andrew*
-Sierra is one of my greatest friends since Sam to be honest. She's sweet, thoughtful and kind. Yes, she can be a little crazy about Chris, Cody and Total Drama overall but everyone got their quirks. She's...really nice...- Andrew said with a blush.
*Confessional ends*
*Confessional-Sierra*
-Andrew cheered me up earlier so it was only natural for me to repay him by doing the same. Andrew and I really grew closer together by the way. He's one of the best friends that I ever had...well probably the only friend. Not a lot of people want to talk with the "crazy girl". Anyway I hope that everything between him and Sam will end nicely.
*Confessional ends*
*Central Park-Team Gwody*
The camera showed the members of Team Gwody, already over their break, as they continued their journey through the central park.
The camera then focused more on Nova, who now changed Nathan in pushing the carriage, containing Brooke. They were currently whispering to each other and chuckling together, Nova even blushing for one comment made by Brooke.
The camera then moved slightly more to the back and showed Marshal running right next to Taylor.
-Look at those two...acting like they are some besties all of a sudden.- Marshal commented.- It sickens me.
-Why? Isn't it great that they finally reconciled?- Taylor asked, not understanding what Marshal meant.
-But don't you think it's suspicious? Nova takes Brooke away from us and when they return they're suddenly acting like they're in love with each other.- Marshal said with disgust.- Makes me wanna punch Brooke so much.
-Why Brooke, particularly?- Taylor asked with a smirk.
-What?- Marshal asked in confusion.
-You said that you would want to punch Brooke, why not Nova?- Taylor asked.
-W-well...what I meant...- Marshal stuttered out.
-Don't tell me! You are actually jealous of Brooke?!- Taylor exclaimed in absolute joy and started laughing.- Oh, I can't! This is just golden!
-I am n-not jealous!- Marshal yelled back at the girl.- As if! I'm over Nova, you stupid b**ch!
-Yeah, keep saying that to yourself. You're both acting like some old, married couple and you can't deny that.- Taylor said to him.
-You know...just shut up!-Marshal yelled out and left Taylor alone.
*Confessional-Marshal*
-Taylor can say whatever the hell she wants but it doesn't change the fact that I'm over Nova! You hear me?! I'm over her! Anyway, her talking with Brooke is hella sus. I would need to find what they are plotting very soon.
*Confessional ends*
*Confessional-Taylor*
-Yeah, they are still in love with each other.
*Confessional ends*
*Central Park-Team Victory*
The camera then focused on the members of Team Victory as they reached a crossroad, leading to three different paths.
-Great! Our amazing host forgot to mention that there would be three possible paths later on.- Kirsten said as sarcasm could be clearly heard from her voice.
-Don't worry guys, I will go and ask some people around.- Jeremy proposed.- Just don't leave this place and I will have everything done in a few minutes.- Jeremy added and then ran off.
-Ugh...why did Jeremy have to volunteer, I was about to force Doug to do this!- Kirsten complained.
-Naturally.- Sam said sarcastically and rolled her eyes.
The four teens then stood still for several minutes in awkward silence.
-Pardon me, but why don't we engage in a simple conversation in order to make our waiting a little more pleasant to us.- Cordelia proposed with a genuine smile on her face.
-Okay, I don't mind.- Sam sighed and shrugged it off.
-Whatever.- Doug commented and yawned.
-What do you even want to talk about?- Kirsten asked her.
-We can talk about anything as long as it makes us grow closer as friends.- Cordelia explained.
-So...um...what is your favorite food or drink?- Doug asked after a second.
-I don't know...I'm not that picky of an eater.- Sam replied.
-I am in a similar situation to Sam, although I am not a big fan of seafood since I am highly allergic to shellfishes.- Cordelia explained.
-Who cares about something as stupid as our favorite food?- Kirsten asked.- You can't even think of a decent question.
-Hey!- Doug yelled, clearly offended.- Food isn't stupid!
-You're worried about that part of her statement?- Sam asked him while raising her eyebrow.
-Anyway, what about something simpler then.- Cordelia proposed.- Why did you decide to return to the show after all? Most people, including myself, were quite against it when Chris first mentioned it.
-Money!- All three of her teammates yelled out at the same time without even thinking.
-Really, were there not any other reasons?- Cordelia asked, sounding concerned.- It deeply worries me that you could be so greedy.
-Well, you can say that I was mostly forced by Sammy to join.- Sam commented after a second.- He got super excited to meet you all again and practically forced me to come back. Trust me, I don't even need a million dollars, I have a millionaire for a brother after all.
-Well, I kinda joined Action cause it was either it or the diet camp and we all know I wouldn't survive even an hour there.- Doug started.
-Yeah.- Sam commented.
-No doubt about it.- Kirsten added.
-Unfortunately.- Cordelia added.
-But this season? I mostly came back to look out for Kelly since I knew she would do something stupid if she went alone, last season shows it all. Look at all the stuff she did when I wasn't paying attention to her.- Doug explained.
-Seems like we both are here because of our siblings.- Sam commented.
-It's also quite ironic, taking into the account that both of them got eliminated as the first two people.- Kirsten said with a smirk.
-And what about you, Kirsten?- Cordelia asked.
-I don't know, what about you, Cord?- Kirsten asked her back.
-Well, honestly, I came back for redemption. I want to prove to myself that I can get far after losing, oh, so early last season. Also there might have been a second reason.- Cordelia whispered to herself as her eyes wandered away to the view of Jeremy asking a few random people about the paths.
-Cord said her story, now what about you, Kirsten?- Sam asked the mean girl, causing her to blush from embarrassment.
-As if I tell you! Why do you want to know so badly, anyway?- Kirsten asked them.
-Oh, c'mon Kirsten, we won't make fun of you.- Doug said to her.
-Ugh...Fine! I'll tell you, just shut up!- Kirsten yelled back at the overweight guy.
*Kirsten's Return*
The camera then focused entirely on Kirsten, who now all of a sudden was wearing a plain yellow dress that reached just below her knees. She also had her hair combed into a ponytail and soon after the cheerful music started playing.
-I...was...working hard as dance instructor! Making dough but it made me blue.- Kirsten sang happily as the camera showed her in the dance studio with a lot of money dropping from the ceiling.
-Then I started thinking a lot and decided to return...- Kirsten continued as started tapping on her head with her finger so as to gesture her thinking process.
-To Total Drama, Season Three!- Kirsten sang happily as she walked over to the Total Drama Jumbo Jet and placed her left hand on it.
-Brand new team of returnees!- Kirsten added quickly as she pointed towards the yellow mat situated far into the right side of the screen.
-Jerry happened to be one of 'em! But that's not why I'm here!- Kirsten revealed as first the camera zoomed on Jeremy's face but got quickly interrupted by Kirsten stepping into the view and denying with her hands.
-So you returned here for Jerry?- Doug soon interrupted her as he placed his hand on his chin.
-What? No, I didn't.- Kirsten denied quickly, also losing her happy demeanor from earlier.
-Yes, you returned here for Jerry.- Sam sang back, not believing the word she said.
-Did you even listen to me?- Kirsten sang, sounding even more irritated than before.
-You returned for Jerry just like me?!- Cordelia sang as she placed her hand on her mouth as if to signal that she would've gasp in surprise.
-Can you guys stop singing for just a second?- Kirsten suddenly said, wanting to end this song as fast as she could.
-You're in love, deep in that heart!- Doug and Sam sang happily together as they appeared right in front of the camera, and covered the rest from the view.
-This situation is a lot more nuanced than that!- Kirsten quickly sang from behind them, trying to push them away.
-J-E-R-R-Y!- Doug and Sam started spelling together, laughing even more.
-Okay! We get it!- Cordelia and Kirsten surprisingly yelled out together, both now wanting to end the song.
-Returned here for Jerry!- Doug and Sam sang the last line happily while kneeling before Kirsten and Cordelia who stood awkwardly in-between two newly-made friends.
-Ugh! I knew that I shouldn't tell you guys that!- Kirsten yelled angrily as she was back, wearing her usual clothes.
-Oh, don't worry, your secret is safe with us, right Doug?- Sam asked him with a smirk on her face while he nodded.
-Oh, talking about Jerry.- Doug said and pointed forward.
-Is everything okay guys, I sensed that someone performed an imaginary song in their head without me in it! Something must be up!- Jeremy yelled while Kirsten blushed like crazy and looked away.
-As if! We're fine! You better tell us that you found which of these three paths is correct!- Kirsten yelled at the musical nerd while not looking at him.
-Oh, yeah, that one nice lady told me that the middle one leads to the heart of the central park.- Jeremy replied.
-Then we must hurry!- Sam yelled and soon after they continued running, stepping onto the middle path.
*Heart of the Central Park*
The camera then showed a close-up of three enormous apples, floating in a pond with a pigeon on top of the one on the right. The pigeon then spit into the water and flew away as all three teams arrived at the place.
-What? How come the other teams are here too if we had the shortest path?- Andrew questioned with visible confusion on his face.
-Well, you and Sierra took some time by trying to raise each other's spirits, 'member?- Jared reminded the kind chick magnet, who sighed in response.
-Yeah, true.
-Ignore the fact that we're all here! Let's all maybe focus instead on the size of these damned apples!- Nova pointed it out to everyone.
-They sure are big.- Nathan commented.
-Can we eat them?- Doug asked with a drool practically coming out of mouth.
-Ew...gross.- Cordelia cringed at the scene.
-Remember!- Chris soon interrupted them as the camera showed him and Chef standing at the top of the large rock.- No hands!
-I can do this!- Thomas suggested.- After all I didn't do much in comparison to the rest of us today.
-Works with me.- Marshal shrugged.
-Whatever.- Nova said and crossed her arms.- Just go!
-Good luck, Thomas.- Nathan said to his friend and gave him a thumbs-up.
Thomas then nodded and dived into the pond, quickly swimming towards the apples.
The camera then moved to Team Adventurers.
-So since Jared can't leave the carriage, it's either you or me.- Andrew pointed out to Sierra as he turned towards her.
-I don't have anything against doing it.- Sierra soon stated.- Last year, I broke my leg in the egg and spoon race at the Chris McLean fan club picnic.
-Since when there are Chris McLean fan club picnics?- Jared asked, looking confused by it.
-It's awesome!- Sierra exclaimed in excitement.- There were like six of us! Anyway, I had to stay off it for over a month and I took this seal training course online.- Sierra added before making seal noises and clapping her hands.- Handy, huh?
-Wow...that's really impressive.- Andrew complemented her with a smile on his own.
-Umm...I don't want to interrupt but shouldn't you go then?- Jared pointed out and chuckled nervously.
-Oh, right!- Sierra said before running to the pond.
The camera then moved towards the members of Team Victory, where Doug was still drooling at the view of the apples.
Kirsten then approached him from behind and placed her hand on his shoulder.
-Oh, Doug, see that apple over there? If you go and snatch it for us, you will be allowed to have it all for yourself after we win the challenge.- Kirsten promised to the big guy.
-Really?! Oh, big apple, here I go!- Doug yelled as he ran towards the pond and dived into it...and got immediately pulled underwater due to his enormous weight.
The camera then showed the concerned looks on the faces of all Team Victory's members, safe Kirsten.
-Well...I was not expecting that.- Kirsten said after a moment while all members of her team glared at her.- What?!
-Typical Kirsten.- Sam commented with a roll of her eyes.
-Don't be too harsh to her, after all she only wanted to help.- Nathan soon interrupted them from the side.
-What?! Help?! Just like you wanted to help by cheating and breaking my brother's heart?!- Sam questioned Nate, growing more angry with each second.
-Wait? Cheating? What are you talking about?- Nathan asked her.
-What am I talking about?! You know well what I'm talking about!- Sam yelled at the floater.- This is all your fault after all!
-What's my fault?!- Nathan yelled back, still not getting what's going on while everyone else observed them with utmost interest.
-Ugh! Why are you still talking like you don't know what's happening around you! It's so frustrating!- Sam exclaimed in anger.
-Cause I don't know what's happening!- Nathan exclaimed back.
-Wow, I love when people are jumping at each other's throats.- Chris said with a smile on his face.- Just imagine how good it will sound as a SONG!- Chris announced loudly as a familiar note appeared on the screen with a clang of a bell.
-OH, NO!- Sam and Nathan yelled at Chris together, both not wanting to sing.
-Yes!- Jeremy cheered.
-Slow down, Jeremy. This one is for Sam and Nathan, only.- Chris explained while Jeremy sighed in defeat.
-Now...let's hear it!- Chris announced.
*Congratulations*
The camera then showed both Nathan and Sam standing on the stage with a single light shining over them. Both of them were now wearing more smart, theatrical clothes as Nathan was wearing an elegant blue suit, matching dressing pants and shoes and a red tie as well. While Sam currently, much to her discomfort, was wearing a modest, yet elegant, long violet dress.
-Just listen, Sam!- Nathan sang the first verse slowly as he turned towards her.
-Shut up, Nathan...- Sam immediately interrupted him and pushed him away.
-...Congratulations.- She soon added while Nathan looked at her, dumbfounded.
-You have invented a new "kind of stupid".- Sam sang as Nathan raised his eyebrow at her.
-A damage you can never undo "kind of stupid".- Sam continued as she repeated the verse, changing only the beginning.
-Like open all the cages in a zoo "kind of stupid".- Sam added as she took one step forward to Nate.
-Surely, you didn't think this through, kind of stupid.- Sam sang as the camera focused on her disgusted and angry expression.
-Let's review.- Sam started.
-There is a rumor, a few, maybe two, who could knew? And they say about you having an affair of which no one could suspect you.- Sam sang as she pointed her finger at Nathan's chest.
-Sammy wanted you close to protect you.- Sam revealed with some sort of guilt in her voice.
-But suddenly you decided to cheat on him!- Sam nearly yelled out, getting more angry.
-Makes me wanna so much to beat you for it!- Sam sang as she threatened Nathan with her fist now.
-You know why people like Marsh are better than you?!- Sam practically yelled at the boy.
-Because at least he doesn't cheat on his loved ones! So yeah! Congratulations!- Sam sang as she threw her hands into the air.
-But Sa~a~am...- Nathan interrupted her.
-You redesigned your legacy! Congratulations!- Sam continued angrily.
-I don't know a bit about what you're singing about!- Nathan- interrupted her, this time yelling it out as loud as he could.
-What...I'm singing about?- Sam asked, looking really confused when suddenly her expression changed into a more depressed one and the music slowed down.
-I observed both of you, how you loved each other deeply while all I felt was hatred.- Sam sang slowly as she started tearing up.
-I looked at you and thought "Is me not having a girl somewhat related?"- Sam continued with visible guilt on her face.
-But that doesn't wipe the tears of this year away.- Sam sang as she wiped the tears from her eyes onto the floor.
-But I'm back in this game and I'm here to stay.- Sam continued as she stood once again before Nathan.
-And you know what's my goal within?- Sam asked him as she stared right into his eyes.
-What, Sam?- Nathan asked her back.
-I'm not here to win...- Sam revealed with sadness.
-I know my brother like I know my own mind.- Sam started singing quicker.
-You will never find anyone as trusting or as kind!- Sam sang as she started approaching Nathan more aggressively, putting him against the wall, causing him to have nowhere he could escape to.
-And a million years ago, he said to me "I love that guy".- Sam revealed with tears in her eyes as she pointed at Nathan's chest.
-So I complied!- Sam sang as she lowered her head.
-Do you know why?!- Sam yelled as he raised her head once again, this time quite visible that she bursted into tears.
-I love my brother more than anything in this life!- Sam sang as she placed her hand on her chest.
-I would choose his happiness over mine, every time!- Sam continued singing.
-Oh, Sammy!- Sam and Nathan both sang, the former more loudly, and latter more quietly.
-Is the best thing in our lives!- Sam sang as she raised her finger.
-So never forget that good time when you have been blessed with the best boy!- Sam sang as she suddenly grabbed Nathan by the collar of his suit.
-Congratulations!- Sam sang with a bitter voice.
-For the rest of your life!- Sam added quickly after that.
-Every sacrifice we make is for my bro to give him the best life!- Sam sang loudly before releasing Nathan's collar and sending him onto the floor.
-Congratulations!- Sam sang the last line as the camera showed Nathan looking at her from the ground.
As soon as the song ended, Sam turned around and headed towards her team.
-Sam, wait!- Nathan yelled after her.
-Save it!- Sam yelled at him and showed him her middle finger which was quickly censored.
-How are we standing?- Sam asked her teammates as she rejoined them and was soon approached by Doug, all wet and with his clothes completely shredded, with the apple in front of him.
-Oh my gosh, Doug, what happened?!- Sam asked as she gasped.
-I don't want to mention it.- Doug replied.
-Let's just say that it's literally a turtle pond, except the turtles aren't as friendly as on TV.- Jeremy commented as he and Kirsten took the apple and placed it on Cordelia in a matter of a few seconds.
-Anyway, we need to hurry, they're not that far behind us!- Kirsten reminded the others and soon they left the scene.
The camera then moved towards Team Gwody.
-Oh, Thomas, you managed to retrieve the apple.- Nathan said, looking happy by that fact.
-It wasn't that easy.- Thomas added after a second.- Involved a lot of punching my head against it.
-I am still amazed by the fact that you can walk after that.- Taylor exclaimed.- If I had done that, I would probably be talking gibberish for the rest of the day.
-Trust me, you're already doing that without banging your head on the enormous apple.- Marshal said after he rolled his eyes.
-Anyway hurry!- Nova yelled at them and Thomas then took the apple and placed it in their carriage, crushing Brooke underneath it, and then taking off with the rest of his team.
The camera then finally moved to the members of Team Adventurers as Sierra approached them with their apple on her head.
-Nice job, Sierra!- Andrew cheered on his teammate as she threw the apple into the carriage, crushing Jared in the process, while Gray climbed onto the top of the said apple.
*Time skip*
The camera then showed Chris and Chef waiting for the contestants at the fountain with an angel statue on top of it. They were both sitting on the edge of the fountain pool with two pigeons sitting at the ground, in front of them.
-She's got a sister, y'know.- Chris said to Chef with a smirk on his face.
-For real?- Chef asked with a surprised look on his face.- A'ight, give her my digits man!
-Oh, hold on.- Chris interrupted him as he looked off to the side as the sounds of baby carriages being pulled could be heard off-screen.- And here they come!- Chris announced with a smile on his face.
The screen then separated into three, vertical sections, each showcasing a different team as they ran as fast as they could towards the finish line as the dramatic, challenging music could be heard in the background. On the left were the members of Team Adventurers, Sierra and Andrew desperately pushing the stroller, containing Jared, giant apple and Gray, in order to miss yet another elimination. In the center were the members of Team Gwody, Nathan pushing the stroller with Brooke inside, who was currently being crashed under the weight of the giant apple, with a scared expression forming on his face as he looked towards the right side where were the members of Team Victory with an angry-looking Sam, pushing the stroller with Cordelia trying to hold the giant apple inside it. The music started intensifying with each team being closer to the finish line. The camera then once again focused on the expressions of three team pushers for this challenge: Sierra's look of concern, Nathan's expression, terrified of Sam and Sam's angry glare that was being sent to the floater.
The camera then panned over to Chris and an excited look on his face.
-And we have a winner!- Chris finally announced as the camera panned over to one particular team.
-Teeeeeeam Adventurers!- Chris announced happily.
-Yeah! We did it!- Andrew and Sierra exclaimed happily and started cheering and hugging each other from joy.
-Woof!- Gray barked happily as he joined in the team's celebration.
-Team Gwody Should Should Should Should Should Be Canon, congrats on getting second place once again.- Chris commented with a smirk on his face.
-Phew.- Nathan sighed in relief, knowing that he would probably be gone if they lost.
-I can't believe that we're second...AGAIN!- Nova complained angrily.
-Well...at least we haven't lost.- Taylor said back with a smile on her face.
-And talking about losses...Team Opposite of Victory, you lost.- Chris said with a smirk on his face as the camera showed the annoyed looks on every member of that team.
-You've got to be kidding me!- Kirsten complained.
-Yeah.- Jeremy added.
-Oh come on, guys, winning isn't everything.- Doug commented with a shrug when suddenly Kirsten yelled in anger, causing Doug to start running away as she ran after him.
-Should we stop them?- Cordelia asked from under the giant apple.
-Eeeeeeeehhhh...no.- Jeremy said with a smirk on his face.
-Unfortunately, you'll be facing elimination...But you won't have to go through with it, cause this is really a reward challenge!- Chris announced suddenly with a smirk on his face as all members of Team Victory sighed in relief.
-Psyche!- Chris commented smugly.
*Confessional-Sam*
-Nathan got super lucky today but he better not expect any mercy from me in the future! He would definitely regret what he did to my brother! Yeah, not knowing what happened my *ss! Anyway, it's quite the shame that this was a reward. I was really hoping to eliminate Kirsten for what she was doing to Doug. Also...why do I feel like I forgot something important?
*Confessional ends*
*Confessional-Andrew*
-Yeah, I'm quite sad that Sam didn't meet up with me as she promised but I can't force her to do anything. I'm grateful to Sierra though for her helping me today. If not her, I would've been a total wrack of a person. We really grew closer to each other during today's challenge.
*Confessional ends*
The camera then showed the Jumbo Jet flying through a flock of birds, scattering them away.
*Elimination Area*
The camera, currently, showed the members of Team Adventurers sitting in the audience seats in the elimination area, Andrew and Sierra sitting together in the second row while Jared sat in the first row with Gray on his lap.
-So I shouldn't talk to Chris for a while.- Sierra finally mumbled.- Well, how long a while?- She asked Andrew with concern on her face.
-Don't worry Sierra. I'm sure that Chris will forget about everything by tomorrow and everything will be back to normal. After all, you haven't done anything wrong.- Andrew comforted his friend and put a hand on her shoulder.
-Are you sure?- Sierra asked.
-I'm 100% sure.- Andrew replied.
-Okay...thanks Andrew.- Sierra replied and hugged the kind chick magnet once again as he returned the hug.
The camera soon zoomed back in order to reveal the whole room, with Chris standing behind his podium and with three giant apples being lined up against the wall with exit doors.
-As the winners of this reward challenge, Team Adventurers gets to keep or dump the prizes contained in the apples.- Chris explained happily.- So, how about it, lovers.- Chris joked while referring to Sierra and Andrew.
-Um...eh?- Jared asked as he raised his eyebrow and pointed to himself, acknowledging the host of his existence.
-Oh, sorry. How about it, lovers...and their baby.- Chris said with a smirk on his face.
-Hey!- Jared yelled, now thinking that he could keep his mouth shut. Chris then threw the big, wooden mallet for him to catch. Jared then caught the mallet, stood up after Gray jumped onto the ground, and started approaching the first apple.
Jared then raised the mallet and then punched the apple with it as crack appeared on it and soon it cracked open and various candies fell from inside of the apple.
-Candies...really? Would we even be able to eat all of them?- Jared questioned the host with a raised eyebrow.
-Well, doesn't it show just how much of a generous person Chris truly is.- Sierra said with dreamy eyes.- It's just like when he...
-ZIP IT!- Chris yelled loudly which caused Sierra to sigh and approach the next apple.
She then leaned her ears onto the apple and started looking for the right place to punch it and when she finally found it, she punched the apple with her fist, causing one side of it to break open as a pile of smaller apples tumbled out.
-Yeah! Apples!- Sierra celebrated as Andrew approached her.- Can I thank Chris for the apples?- She asked Andrew with puppy eyes.
-Maybe later.- Andrew replied, trying hard to not crush her dreams.- Okay...time to find out what's inside the last one.- Andrew sighed and pulled out his butterfly knife and started cutting the fruit until he finally got it opened.
-What?- Andrew asked in surprise.- Three pairs of new batteries? One per teammate?- Andrew questioned as he raised the batteries that he found inside the apple.
-Oh, maybe they would be useful in our next destination?- Sierra pointed out with a smile.
-Batteries? Useful? You're kidding, right?- Jared commented in his usual pessimistic way.- There is no way batteries without any device could be useful!- He complained before snatching them from Andrew's hands.
-Wait!- Andrew yelled out.
-Forget about it! They're obviously a booby prize that Chris probably gave to us to make fun of us.- Jared complained before opening the exit doors and throwing the batteries off the plane, and starting to rub his hands after he closed the doors.
-You know what? Throwing things off the plane is oddly satisfying.- Jared suddenly commented as his mood improved.
-I know, right?- Chris added with a smirk on his face.
-But what if they were actually useful?- Sierra asked with a concerned look on her face.
-What if the next challenge would include some really dark place and batteries in our flashlight run out?- Andrew suggested.
-I...I haven't thought of that.- Jared said slowly.- I'm so stupid.- Jared then sighed in defeat as Gray started rubbing himself on Jared's leg in order to cheer him up.
-Will Red ever manage to not do things that make everything end badly for his team?- Chris asked as he turned towards the camera with a smirk on his face.
-Dude, he is like, standing right here.- Andrew interrupted him while comforting Jared, together with Sierra.
-Find out next time on Total! Drama! World Tour!- Chris continued, ignoring Andrew's comment whatsoever, as he ended yet another episode with a smile.
So...
It's been six, nearly seven, months since updating this story and four since updating any of my stories...
I am incredibly sorry for such a delay but...life happened and I lost my motivation for a long time. I just couldn't sit down and force myself to write. I just couldn't come up with any ideas and got stuck on the most easy things to write. I really don't know what else I could say as an excuse. I am hoping that all of you will forgive me and I hope that I will never disappear for that long ever again. Also I am officially focusing on this story, with only probably updating my new Dangan fanfic from time to time. My other TD stories are gonna be on hiatus from now on, starting three fics at the same time was a mistake on my part and I apologize for it.
Anyway, the chapter, personally I don't like the canon, but I think my version was slightly better. Also it's the first of many episodes with two songs instead of one, and both of them not being from the original TD.
Congratulations is of course from musical: "Hamilton"
And Kirsten's Return is a parody of a theme song from "Crazy Ex-Girlfriend"
I don't own those songs and never will.
Also the longest chapter ever. Consider it being my extra apology, squeezing as much as I could to give you as many interactions as I could, and also starting various new plotlines.
Also if your OC feels out of character then PM me or tell me in the reviews, I didn't write them in a long time so I would like to know if I was still on the right track with them.
Teams:
Team Victory: Cordelia, Doug, Jeremiah, Kirsten and Sam
Team Adventurers: Andrew, Jared, Sierra, Gray(Unofficially)
Team Gwody should x5 be Canon: Brooke, Marshal, Nathan, Nova, Taylor and Thomas
Elimination Table:
16th: Kelly (Victory)
15th: Sammy (Adv.)
(-)
Review question:
-Do you liked the episode? Is your OC in character? What did you like about the episode? Does your character have any allergies that may cause them trouble in the wild? How would they react to Zing-Zings (And yes, I am changing a few of the next episodes around.)
Extra question for Schyte and Waking Bad, the creators of Kelly and Sammy?
-How does your character feel about their elimination?
Also I will leave here the list of the Aftermath hosts (Since the next episode is actually the Aftermath)
1. Mildred "Blaineley" Stacey Andrews O'Halloran, 36, "The Celebrity's Manhunt Host" - Canon Character
2. Gabriel Thomas Jacquie, 36, "The Overwhelmed Savage" - Submitted by Ser Matten
3. Virgil Chan, 17, "The /Pol/itically Incorrect A**hole" - Submitted by BadLuckAE
That's all. MTDN signing off!
