Wedding from hell

Disclaimer: I don't own anything so don't sue

It was just another day in Zootopia, another day filled with adventures and lately, a little bit of insanity. Many species get in heat during the winter, while most mammals have easily managed to act normally and not let their instincts cause them too much trouble there are always a small portion of the population who do let their hormones get the best out of them.

Like now by example, when Judy was subduing a naked hyena three times her size while Nick was talking to dispatch, all in all it was just another day as a cop doing police work

-"Why are you arresting me? What did I do?"- The hyena slurred, he could barely stand up, his breath stank of an alcohol so cheap you could probably use it as car fuel.

-"Well you got butt naked in front of the City hall and urinated over not one but three statues, then did the macarena [classic move by the way, I haven't seen that in years] after throwing up in the nearby fountain."- Nick recounted the accusations smugly while Judy shook her head frustrated

-"And by the smell of booze on your breath and the fact that there's a car crashed on a pole across the street, we might have to add a charge of DUI and reckless endangerment to the list."- Judy added in her cold professional tone

-"Nonsense I am perfectly sober."- He said petulantly and then proceeded to throw up on the sidewalk

With a face of disgust Judy placed the cuffs on him while Nick opened the back door of the cruiser, after shoving the large mammal inside he told her -"Well it could be worse, at least he let it out before getting into the car"-

The drive to the precinct was one of the worse she ever had on her somewhat short police career. It was a cold day with mild snow and they were stuck on a traffic jam with a naked hyena that stunk of hooch in their car and kept talking about how clothing was a scam created by the pigs, since they are the only ones without fur and therefore the only ones that need it.

To make things worse her phone rang, she knew who was calling and thought it was best to ignore the call.

"Is that the bridezilla again?" Nick said smiling, Judy's sister was about to get married and so far she had harassed every single member of her family, all two hundred of them

With a quick chek on the caller ID she confirmed Nick's suspicions and pocketed her phone, she was not in the mood for this

But it kept ringing, over and over again, she thought about just silencing or turning off her phone. But the last time she did it her sister panicked and called her parents who got extremely worried, that of course resulted in them travelling to the city just to check on her. The resulting drama debacle taught her the hard way that a bridezilla sister was bad, but combined with overprotective parents it was a different monster altogether.

And then it rang some more

Losing her patience she just picked on the call and what do you know? Her nagging sister was on the screen

"Look Suzan, this better be important I'm at work right now" She said in the calm tone she learned to use when working as a meter maid, one that signaled that she was being civil only through sheer will but was boiling with annoyance inside.

"Oh it is important, like life changing important!" Her shrill sharp excited squeal sounded like nails on a chalkboard, even Fru Fru would have asked her to tone it down "I finally found you a plus one to come with you to my wedding!"

She threw an apologetic glance at the fox next to her and said "I said it before and I'll say it again. I'll go to your wedding alone, I don't need a plus one"

"Look I can't let you be my bridesmaid without another buck to walk by your side, It will throw off all the symmetry on the scene. Besides you're gonna hit it off with him right away, he's handsome, he's rich and he lives in zootopia!"

Judy made a face, she couldn't recall any buck that fit that description in all of the tri burrow states, had her parents got wind of someone like that they would have introduced him to her already.

"Who is he?" She said suspicious

"Oh he's like a business associate who's a friend of a friend of my future father in law, or maybe he's a second cousin by marriage of a friend of my uncle I can't remember. But who cares?! Look how hot he is!"-

The phone pinged once more and the picture of a handsome athletic hare showed up on screen, he had an exotic fur pattern that was striped in black and white and beautiful clear blue eyes.

"Dang he is hot, for a bunny at least" said the hyena in the back seat, he had been eyeing her screen from behind her shoulder all the time.

After throwing the perp an angry glance she excused herself and cut the phone call without giving her sister an answer on purpose

Looking at her partner beside her she could see that he was angry and hurt. "I can't believe you still haven't told your family about us." He said softly as his pointy ears flattened on his head and his tail drooped.

"Nick all she wants is for the bridesmaids and the brooms entourage to be an even number, she doesn't really cares if I date someone or not. Besides we've been through this, if they know you're with me you'll have to come to the wedding as well, you should be thankful that I'm protecting you from it."

He growled "I get it fluff, all you want is to spare me from the crazy bun fest. Geez I'd rather face a group of tigers doused with night howlers than that bridezilla you call sister"

She sighed "Yeah she's usually really nice but this wedding is freaking everyone out."

"Look I know she's marrying the mayor's son but dont you guys have a wedding like, every other weekend?"

"Well we kinda are a big family Nick, and not just in numbers. We are the oldest family in bunnyburrow and well… also the ones owning the largest plot of land in the whole try burrow area." She told him shyly and embarrassed, she wasn't the type to brag about these things.

"Ohhh I get it now, you are elite bunnies!" Nick said chuckling

"It gets worse" She crossed her arms as her ears drooped "Her father in law is not just the mayor, he's gonna run with Fleesen as his candidate for vice president. This whole wedding is gonna be just an elaborate ad campaign"

"And they wouldn't want a predator on their perfect cutesy wedding?"

Again se fidgeted uncomfortably in her seat "On the contrary, he's not just aiming to get the votes from the countryside, he needs to win over zootopia as well. I'm pretty sure that if you came with me you'll be treated as a token pred. That's the reason they nag me all the time, they want to use me for advertising as well since I got a lot of press in Zootopia" And not all of it was good She thought sadly

"Wow"

"Yeah"

"Do you know what you guys need? A good reality check. Look relationships are hard and most of it is about taking shit for the mammal you love. So if your fox here doesn't have the gutzpah to deal with your crazy family then you're better off with Hunky Mc Bunn over there." The hyena said pointing at the image on her phone and then began to sob "What wouldn't I give to have a plus one for a wedding, if only so we could get shitfaced together and laugh at the newlyweds" He said longingly and then slumped in the back seat quickly falling asleep, his snores were louder than the honking of the traffic heard outside the vehicle.

Nick sighed "Well I can't believe I'm saying this but the drunkard in the back seat has a point, I appreciate that you wanna shield me from this but dealing with this kinds of stuff is what couples are supposed to do."

She smiled sweetly at him and then said "Okay I'll tell Suzie I already have a plus one, but when you regret the decision you made today don't say I didn't warn you"