Dharkon was floating away with the glove held in his tentacles. The dark entity passed by Twilight Town, where people were lining to get inside Le Grand Bistrot, the most famous restaurant in town. Inside, some patrons were eating their fancy French food.
"Toodles everybody!"
The patrons turned their attention toward the floating blue, red and yellow Mickey Mouse shaped super computer, who started speaking.
"I-it's time to say hey to your favorite dippy dog, GOOFY GOOF!"
On the stage, a tall anthropomorphic dog was waving at the patrons.
"Hey Goofy!" everyone greeted.
"Hey friends. Hyuk!", he laughed with his signature goofy laugh. "Now, it's time to sing!"
Oh, I'm a Dippy Goofdawg, yeah!
You're a Dippy Goofdawg, yeah.
Goofy pointed at the crowd with his finger.
We're all Dippy Goofdawgs, yeah.
Dippy, Dippy, goofdawg, goofdawg, yeah!
While everyone were cheering at Goofy, Sora was in the bar section of the restaurant, crying his heart out. He was still broken from the awful reveal today.
"G-get it together, young hero", he told to himself while trying to hold his tear. "Oh, I know. I just have to stop thinking about it". He sniffed and tried to act tough. He grinned at the result. "Hey, what do you know, I feel a lot better now. I don't even remember what happened in the first place."
But then, Geno entered the scene saluting his best friend with a warm welcome.
"Hey, it's the new Smasher himself!"
As Sora heard the word "Smasher" entering his mind, he suddenly remembered what happened and resumed weeping. Geno didn't understand his behavior. He sat near his best friend, putting his wooden hand on his shoulder.
"Oh wow, must be the pressure setting in", Geno assumed, a bit concerned.
"It's not that, Geno. I didn't get the invite!" Sora corrected him with pain and heaviness weighing on his lips and heart.
"WHAT? Why not?" he questioned baffled.
"Sakurae said I'm – INVALID…!" Sora spluttered, trying to hold his tears.
"WHAT?! This is insane!" Geno snapped slapping his hand on his forehead.
"I know…"
Sora covered his teary face with his hands.
"Saying that you're invalid it's like saying I'M invalid!"
"Here's ya ratatouille, mister", Donald Duck, the waiter of the restaurant, arrived with a dish before putting it on the table.
"Umm, I'm supposed to get a Remi sticker with this", Geno reminded him.
Donald threw the sticker at the puppet's face.
"Thanks."
Sora groaned. He got up the chair and started sulking out the bar.
"Party's over, Geno. I'm going home. I have friends waiting for me."
Geno was eating his food.
"Really?"
"Yeah, I'm not in the Dippy GoofDawg mood."
"Okay, bye."
Donald handed Geno a Goofy-eared sundae ice cream.
"Oh, yummy", he said while looking at the ice cream.
Sora stopped leaving the bar and turned back to see what Geno just ordered.
"A Goofy Parfait, huh? I guess I can have one of those", Sora admitted while looking at it with his big hungry eyes.
"A wise decision!" Geno congratulated him. He then turned at Donald and started ordering another one. "Hey waiter, one for my friend here!"
The duck obeyed and handled another cup of sundae to Sora.
"Ooh!" Sora awed by the sight of it before he and Geno chomped down sloppily the ice cream. Chunks of cream flying over the annoyed duck. The two burped very loudly after they're done.
"Oh man, Geno. That hit the spot. I feel so much better now!"
"Indeed."
"Donald, get us another round here!" Sora ordered to the duck.
Two ice creams slid toward them.
"Whooooo!"
Donald stood before them, holding his temper, chunks of ice cream flying all over him.
"Donald."
Donald was still standing before the two hungry idiots, chunks of ice cream flying all over him, this time covering his entire body. He melted it as his body turned red, about to unleash his rage.
"Oh, Donald."
Sora kept asking for more ice cream, to the point that the entire bar was covered of empty cups.
"Donald."
"Dooooooooo-laaaaaaaaan", Sora slurred as he and Geno held each other, as if they were losing balance.
"DONALD!"
Sora slammed his fist on the counter, angrily yelling at the duck.
"Why am I still working here?" he muttered to himself while splitting a sea-salt ice cream in two out of rage.
Over the main room of the restaurant, the customers were gawking in horror as they watched two wasted guys making fools of themselves on the stage. They held on Goofy, who was confused about this. Sora took his hat and wore it. He also took Donald's magic staff and used it as a microphone.
"Alright everyone", he announced to the shocked clientele before him. "This one goes for my two bestest pals in this whole world: Geno (He pointed at the puppet with the staff, who was smiling with his drunk look), and Goofy (He then pointed at Goofy with the staff)! It's a little ditty called…"
"DONALD!"
Sora and Geno passed out, with Goofy falling on the ground with them.
"GAWRSH!" he uttered in pain.
Everything had faded to black.
"Sora"
"SORA?"
"WAKE UP!"
Sora opened his heavy eyes. He woke up on the ground, missing a shoe, his eyes all red and puffy from the lack of sleep, and mouth still covered of ice cream. He rubbed his head, feeling unbearable pain tearing through his brain. Despite this, he was still trying to recover.
"Ugh, my head. What happened?" he asked, tired.
"Look, it's 8 am, you big palooka! I wanna go home! Get you and your friend out of there!" Donald yelled at the young man.
Sora noticed that the restaurant was empty and destroyed, besides some janitors (the Magic Brooms) cleaning the cups and the disaster Sora and Geno just left.
"My… friend?" he let out a small burp. "Wait, Geno. Where is he?"
"That Pinocchio expy is over there", Donald showed Geno to him, who was sleeping on the other side of the room despite being crushed under a table.
Sora then remembered the duck's earlier answer and freaked out.
"Wait, did you say 8 am!? Oh MAN! I'm gonna be late to the viewing of today's match with Sephiroth and Cloud, and Sakurae…!"
He stopped, and remembered what happened yesterday. His eyes narrowed, ire growing in them.
"Sakurae…"
He was about to give that man a piece of his mind.