Season 2. Episode 3:
(Jacob comes to visit his daughter, but gets the shock of his life. His daughter has settled down with a man he never met.).
General Hammond was doing some paperwork in his office when the Gate activated. He went to the control room to find out it's the Tok'ra. "Open the iris." He ordered. A man came wearing the Tok'ra clothing. Sam ran to the man and greeted him with a hug. "Hey dad." She said. Jacob hugged his daughter back. "Hey kiddo.".
Jacob could sense there was unrest in his daughter. "What's going on? You okay.". Sam nodded. "Dad I am seeing someone.".
Those word made Jacob froze. With a smile he asked. "Who's the lucky man?". Sam then told her dad to follow her. As they were walking, Jacob did as much as possible to learn more of this "secret lover". "What's his name?" he asked. Sam replied. "Conrad. He is a captain for-" but her father cuts her off. "Hang on! Captain? He's a rank below you?" he asked. Sam nodded. "Yeah, but he's a nice guy dad. I am sure he is perfect for me this time.". Jacob then groaned. "That's what you said about Pete too.". Sam stopped. Remembering the way their marriage ended. With a fight. Sam sighed.
"It's different this time.". Jacob placed a hand on her shoulder. "Let's meet the guy first.". Sam nodded. Apparently Conrad and Fraiser were testing his abilities on a higher scale. Conrad punched through a concrete block, and then roundhouse kicked a concrete pillar, in half! Fraiser made notes. "That was two feet worth of concrete.". Conrad dusted his shirt off. "Sweet." He said. Clapping hands made Conrad turn. It was Sam and a man he didn't recognized. Sam greeted him with a kiss on the cheek. He returned it with a hug. Sam spoke. "Conrad, meet my father. Jacob. Dad, this is Captain Conrad Baird.".
Conrad held his hand out. Jacob just looked at him. "You're the Cha'tahr." He said. Kind of with a harsh tone. Conrad then held his hand back. "Uh, yes I am.". Sam looked at her father very sceptical. "Conrad here has graduated from Marine training. He is registered under their branch, so we aren't breaking any laws." She said. Selmak, the Tok'ra symbiote then took over. "I heard a lot about you. Unfortunately, Jacob doesn't share the same admiration that I have about you." He said.
Conrad gulped. "Wow, I am famous." He said. Jacob then spoke. "Your tactics and wanted level within the Goa'uld System Lords is what concerns me." He said. Conrad then raised his eyebrow. "Let me guess, there is a bounty on my head." He said. Jacob nodded. "2 000 pounds worth of Naquadah bricks, Military grade.". Conrad then held his breath. "Wow, that's like… 907,185 kg's.". Jacob then lifted his brow too. "You're one of the last surviving South Africans?" he asked. Conrad nodded. "Yeah. I heard that the country is gonna get colonized by my people again." He said. Jacob then turned to Sam. "We'll talk later.".
As Jacob left the room. Conrad then scratched his neck. "Not what I was hoping as a first impression.". Sam slipped her hand over his firm shaped rear. "You can be an ass at times." She said. Conrad took her hand and led it over to his chest. "You know how to make a man's heart melt." He said. They lend in but got interrupted by Jack. Clearing his throat deliberately. "Briefing, ASAP.".
Apophis was in the briefing room. But Jacob held him at gunpoint. Conrad who saw this came to Jacob and told him to calm down. "Are you crazy!? Apophis is the sworn enemy of the Tok'ra.". Conrad crossed his arms. "And my biological father." He said. Jacob was shocked. "This, monster is your father?" he asked. Conrad nodded. Apophis spoke. "I came here for I found a mine deposit of Naquadah. But it's under Hathor's rule.". Jack shifted a little. Conrad then took a step back. "The Egyptian goddess of sex, drugs, rock and roll?". Jack and Sam both exploded with laughter. Teel'c snorted. Hammond hid a chuckle. Daniel after snickering nodded. "Basically.". Apophis rolled his eyes. Jacob whispered to his daughter. "What on Earth made you date this clown?" he asked. Conrad turned to him. "You know the Cha'tahr have advanced hearing right?" he asked. Sam turned to her father. "He's my clown.". Conrad winked at her. She wink back. Jacob groaned. "How long?" he asked. Sam shrugged. "A year.".
Apophis continued. "Hathor's domain is heavily guarded by Jaffa. She uses slaves to mine the mineral. With enough of that mineral, she can blow up a sun." Apophis froze at the memory. "I still have nightmares of that day." He said. Sam, crossed her arms. "You blow up a sun and your expected to walk on water." She mumbled. Conrad of course didn't know what the hell is going on. "Why would she need all that Naquadah?" he asked. Apophis shrugged. "No idea. But whatever the purpose is, we can't let her get it.". Jack then intervened. "So we blow it up!" he said. Apophis glared. "No. We can't simply, "blow" it up. We need some Naquadah. The free Jaffa. I made a formula that makes the Jaffa independent from the Goa'uld.". Now, Teel'c was listening. "How?" he asked. Apophis place a vile on the table. "Pure Naquadah. You drink this, you will live free. I never tested it before, for I am a former System Lord. But, my kind has terrorized this galaxy for long enough. We must destroy them.".
Jack got up. "Couldn't agree more.". Conrad got up. "Got that right.". Daniel stood up. "It's what Sha're would've wanted.". Teel'c stood up lastly. "For the freedom of all Jaffa.". Apophis smiled. "My the false gods die by their own arrogance.". Jacob shook his head. "In all my years, I never thought I would hear you say those words." He admitted. Apophis spoke. "Neither did I.". Conrad then crossed his arms. "How many Jaffa are we talking about?" he asked. Apophis counted. "1 000 Jaffa. Possibly.". Conrad smiled. "Easy, I run in, take them out. We take the territory. Free Naquadah." He said. Jacob groaned. "Why the hell would this bozo date my daughter?" he asked out loud. Everyone looked at him. Apophis's eyes started glowing. "My son is no "bozo" as you say!". Jacob stood up. "You probably didn't raise him!". Apophis then slammed his fist on the table. "He was better off without me!". Jacob shot back. "Damn right you traitorous snake!". Conrad then got up. "Okay, that's it! We are both on the same team here!" he stated. Both men looked at him. Sitting down at opposite sides of the table. Conrad sighed. "Thank you.". Selmak then spoke through Jacob. "Forgive Jacob, he is insecure about Samantha's relations, it's not the first time she was hurt. He just wants to spare her the pain.". Conrad nodded. "Understood.".
Jacob then took over again. "Sorry, Selmak is right. I am just being over protective.". Conrad nodded. "You're her father, I get that. But know this, I would rather relive a thousand deaths then seeing your daughter hurt.". Apophis then continued. "I can contact some of my spies within Hathor's ranks. I recently formed a syndicate of intelligent species. We plan on destroying my kind. We are small, but we are strong.". Selmak spoke. "I think it's best that the Tok'ra council doesn't know of this.". Hammond nodded. "Maybe it's best. Apophis, for safety, Captain Conrad Baird will escort you.". Apophis then looked at him. "I thought you were a Lieutenant." He said. Conrad corrected him. "I was promoted.". Apophis shrugged. "Very well. Let's get to work.".
P3X-199 was the planet in question. As the gate opened, Conrad and Teel'c came with BFG's and shot the Jaffa to oblivion. Apophis smiled after the dust settled. "Fighting on the frontline is way better then sitting on my dumb ass throne." He said. Conrad nodded. "Welcome to my life." He said. As they cleared the area, Sam, Jack and Jacob came through. Jacob was shocked by the destruction. "Okay, I have to admit, those guys are very destructive.". Sam smiled. "That's my Conrad." She said with pride. Jack nodded. "Boy can he make me jealous.".
Conrad used his advanced eyesight to scan for more Jaffa. "Twenty more on the way. East side.". Apophis reloaded his BFG and smiled. "Let's kick some ass." He said. Conrad then reloaded his BFG. "Let's.".
As the Jaffa came charging and their staff weapons firing. Jack took a Naquadah grenade and threw it. The explosion caused the Jaffa to fly around. Apophis looked at Jack. "Good shot." He said. Jack nodded. "Thanks.". Jacob kept his eye on him.
They got to the entrance. Conrad jumped the two guards. Kicking one and suffocating the other. Apophis came and unlocked the door. The two went in and snooped around like Black Ops soldiers. Conrad shot one of the guards. Apophis knocked him out cold with his staff weapon. "Take that, bozo." He said. Conrad just winced. "That's not what the word actually means.". Apophis then thought for a second. "Oh.". An energy field formed around the two of them. Apophis tried shooting but nothing happened. "Well that's not good." He said. Conrad looked at him. "For what it's worth. I really hope I am not stuck here like what happened to me on Arazon.". Apophis shook his head. "Well, atleast Nirrti isn't here.".
A voice confirmed it. It was Hathor. "Apophis, former System Lord. And Conrad Baird. The last of the Cha'tahr.". Conrad knew he had to keep the rest of his kind secret. Or things will get hairy. So, he played it cool. "Hathor." He said. Apophis spoke in a low evil tone. "You will never get what you want." He warned. Hathor smiled. "I am not interested in you, Shal'va. But, the Cha'tahr, will make a fine addition to my collection.". Conrad tensed a little. "Collection?". Apophis then tried to stop things from getting gross full. "Don't ask.".
Sam, Jacob and Jack are being held as prisoners. Jacob paced up and down. "What attracted you to this Baird guy anyway?" he asked. Sam crossed her arms. "Well, he's kind, shy, hot, handsome, strong, he knows how to make me smile, he's just, like something out of a fairy tale.". Jack then spoke out of place. "So he's basically Prince Charming.". Sam smiled at the comment. "Well yeah.". Jacob then knelt down in front of his daughter. "Are you happy?" he asked. Sam nodded. "Yes. I am.". Jacob nodded. "Then I am happy.".
Hathor has spend the last hour trying to collect any information through a hand device. Conrad barely cracked. He was giving in that easy. Apophis was proud of his son. But this has to stop. "Stop! He has suffered enough!" he begged.
Hathor turned to Apophis. "How dare you order me! Jaffa, shoot him.". A Jaffa shot Apophis in the shoulder. Apophis went on his knees and Conrad then grunted. "You bitch!" he accused. Hathor then slapped him. "You dare speak to your goddess like that?" she spitted. Conrad then shook his head. "No, I am Christian so you can't tell me to worship you.". Hathor then knelt to his level. "You will now.". As she exhaled some pink gas, it went up Conrad's nose. But instead of feeling the effects, he sneezes. "Sorry. Must've picked some dust up.". Hathor stepped back with panic. "Dispose of him!".
Both of the men were thrown with the others. Conrad' first act was to fix his old man's shoulder. "This is nuts. Well, now we know that gas she exhales on you doesn't work on me.". Jacob's eyebrows shot up. "I am impressed. Really.". Conrad rolled his shoulders. "I learnt that Hathor plans on using me as a weapon to conquer the syndicate.". Apophis sighed. Pulling a communication device he spoke through it. "Yu, the syndicate is under threat. Prepare the defences.". Yu's voice spoke through the device. "Understood.".
Jack then spoke up. "Explain?" he asked. Apophis did. "The syndicate is an underground organization that exists out of many races. Asgard, Nox, Tollan, Cha'tahr and two System Lords. Me and Yu.". Conrad spoke. "I was contacted a few months ago by Apophis, he told me about the syndicate. I told Odin and Thor about it. They agreed as long as the Goa'uld representatives respects their conditions to the alliance treaty. The Tollan, I convinced them to join for I told Narim that the purpose of the alliance is to protect everyone from the Goa'uld. The Nox took part for they had past regulations with the Cha'tahr. The Cha'tahr joined for I was on it.".
Jack crossed his arms. "And you tell us now?" he asked. Even Sam was a little angry. "We will talk about this later.". Conrad nodded. "Once we get out of here.". Even Jacob now shook his head. Selmak then spoke. "I heard of this syndicate. So far you are building your army. You have little resources.". Conrad sighed. "Well, I have an idea.". Conrad pressed on a device on his wrist, and they were beamed to an Asgard ship. Odin came to them.
"Greetings Baird. Welcome on board our newest vessel. The O'Neill.". Jack was flattered. "Wow.". Odin spoke. "It was Thor who chose the name.". Apophis stood in front of Odin. "It's good to see you, my friend.". Odin bowed his head. "It is good to see you.". Sam stood in front of Conrad with her arms crossed. "Explain. Is this why you cancelled our date night? Twice?" she asked. Conrad nodded. "You have every right to be mad but, if you are gonna slap me, can you do it on the right cheek, Hathor tried to seduce me by licking the left one.". Sam's eyes stretched. "That is it. Odin, can you do me a favour, I want you to blow Hathor to hell.". Conrad smiled. "No need. I planted explosives in the base. You should see them going off in 3, 2, 1.". He looked out of the window. The explosion was big enough to see from space. With a smile he looked at his very, angry girlfriend. "Happy?" he asked. Sam smiled. "You never sees to surprise me." She said.
Jacob then stepped forward. "I was wrong about you. You are brave, strong, and I think you earned my respect. Captain.". Conrad shook his hand. "It's just Conrad.".