Season 3 Episode 6:
(With Conrad's capture, both SG-1 teams work as one to bring Conrad back, and to help him get home once and for all.).
(And now, the conclusion.).
Sam was sitting in Conrad's quarters, speechless. She just found her love and he was taken! She was losing it! She was hugging the framed photograph of her and Conrad on their journey to PX-123. It was a tropical beach paradise. Sense it was only them she decided to treat him. She literally snuck a BIKINI with her. When they were there she said she needed to change. She remembered his reaction, he said only one thing.
"Hot."… … … then he fainted. It was priceless.
A knock on the door made her focus. It was the other Sam. "Am I bothering you?" she asked. Sam shook her head. "No.". Both Sam's sat next to each other. "We'll get him back, I promise." The other Sam insured. Sam didn't buy it though. "It's not that, it's just, for seven months I thought I lost him. I barely had him for a day and he is gone." She cried.
The other Sam nodded. "You two an item?" she asked. Sam nodded. "I gave up on forming a normal relationship a long time ago.". The other Sam sighed. "Ironic, here I married Jack.". Sam then looked at her double. "You kidding me? I mean, Jack is attractive and all but, how did you pull that off?" she asked.
Sam started. "I broke it off with Pete, I was a little lost but after I got my head together I went to talk to Jack. He was dating this CIA agent named Kerry. But when I got there, I expected to find him on his jetty with his fishing rod, but instead, he was drunk as hell in his house. Apparently, Kerry dumped him on the same day that I left Pete. Ironic, I helped Jack onto his couch, we sat and talked, he told me his feelings he had for me, years of feelings bottled up. I couldn't help but feel sorry for him, we were together sense.".
Conrad's Sam then told her story.
"Conrad was a private in the Marine Corps, he was transferred to SG-1 and was a good soldier. We started off on a bad turn. I got drugged with a love potion and was fixated on him. I don't remember much but, it was a hell of a time. He risked his life countless times, but we started connecting at this party one of our allies held. He was alone, I didn't had a dance partner, so I asked him, he was pretty good. He could've kissed me but he held back. He locked himself away when he learnt that Apophis was his father, I know, weird right. But he worked it out and after he saved the Asgard from extinction, we got together.".
Both Sam's then laughed. This was nice. The one Sam told of their encounters with other men and how it pissed the lovers off to see their men with other women, although Sam was never very insecure, she is planning on keeping her eye on Conrad for a long time.
Meanwhile, Adria was doing everything she could think of to get Conrad to join her side. He refuses every proposal, DAMN she practically begged him. On the knees and all. He kept saying NO. That stubborn little son of a gun is more stubborn than a lion with a headache! (I think I made that up.).
Conrad was now pacing in his jail cell. He was so pissed off he could barely think. "Why does this shit happen to me? For the love potion, then I got shot by a poisonous arrow, now this? Jeez!". Adria then came in again. "Don't worry, this won't hold long, I am sure I can still save you.". Conrad kept his arms crossed. "I thought I made the message clear, I REFUSE TO EXCEPT ORIGIN!".
Adria then sighed. "But we are then destined soulmates.". Conrad snapped. "WE ARE NOT SOULMATES! I WILL NEVER BE WITH YOU!". Adria then looked furious. "If that is the case, I will keep you against your will.". Conrad then went into Cha'tahr mode and tried to bend the bars. He couldn't. Adria smiled evilly. "Vengestone, blocks the Cha'tahr's powers." She walked away. Conrad then kicked the bunk and sat on the hay. "This is just bullshit!".
Meanwhile back on Earth, both SG-1 teams got ready to rescue their member. Sam was very focused and was ready for anything.
As Jack was preparing, he saw the other Sam looking at him. "Did you lose something over here?" he asked. Sam just blushed. "No, it's just, I didn't see you in action for quite some time.". Vala came in with the biggest fucking gun you ever seen. Both Daniel's were stunned. Mitchell just shrugged. "That's Vala for you.". Landry spoke over the speakers. "Good luck SG-1, both of you.". Going through the gate they expected an army waiting for them. But there was nothing. What caught their eye was a flier on one of the trees. It was an event. "What's the Dragon Run?" asked Jack. No one knew.
Apparently, Conrad was forced to fight the dragon. Adria stood on the podium; she then spoke. "People of the Ori! This is the crimes, for denying the path to enlightenment! May you be crushed.".
Conrad was given a shield, spear and armour plate clothing, the dragon came out of it cage and roared fiercely. Conrad said one thing.
"I got a bad feeling about this.".
The dragon the spits fire at him. Conrad uses his shield to block the flames. Then he ran around and threw the spear, impaling the dragon's leg. The dragon bit the spear out of his leg and snapped it in half. It charged to him. It grabbed Conrad by the legs. In his mouth, shook him insanely, while Conrad was trying his best not to vomit. When the dragon threw him across the arena he landed on his feet. Rolling his shoulder he ran forward, sliding underneath. He got onto his feet and grabbed his shield. The dragon tried to bite him, but the shield got stuck in his jaw so he could close his mouth. Conrad lets go and landed in a superhero stance. The dragon struggled. Conrad then spoke in a language he never spoke before. Dragonese.
"Let me help you.". It was a telepathic communication so the people couldn't hear. "How do you speak my tongue?" it asked. Conrad continued. "No idea, but we must work together to escape.". The dragon nodded. It lowered its head. Conrad removed the shield and he got on its back. The dragon flew up but a chain stopped him. Conrad then shot an energy blast from his hand and it flew up.
Adria was now beyond angry; she was in kill mode. She ordered her soldiers to find the dragon and bring the Cha'tahr back.
Conrad and the dragon flew high in the sky. Conrad cheered and the dragon laughed. "You love flying don't you?". Conrad nodded. "This is better then by plane or ship.". The dragon then directed his vision to the ground. "Eight lifeforms, on the ground." He informed. Conrad then smiled. "That would be my friends.". The dragon nodded and flew down. Jack was walking with the other Sam next to him. She was really looking at him. Jack didn't like it so he turned to her. "Can I help you?" he asked a little harshly. Sam shook her head. "No, it's just, I miss seeing my Jack in action.". Jack nodded. "I see, desk jockey I guess.". Sam nodded. "Yeah. Pretty boring. But it comes with its perks.". Jack then lifted his brow. "Such as?". Sam smiled devilishly. "The sex is great." She said. Jack, Daniel and Teel'c halted. Jack was turning pale. "What does that mean?" he asked. Sam smiled again. "I married him.". Jack then kept walking. "Oh, kids?" he asked. Sam nodded. "My daughter is nearly a year old.". Jack was now pretty jealous. "I see.". A screech made the two teams halt. Vala then pointed to the sky. "Dragon!". The two teams aimed their weapons at it but they got the shot of their life when it landed and Conrad was on it's back. He climbed off and looked at the dragon. "Thank you.". The dragon smiled with a fang visible. "Your welcome, Cha'tahr.". It took off and flew over the horizon. With the sun making it a mere shadow in the orange sky. Conrad smiled as he watched it flew to freedom. "Cool." He said.
Back at the SGC the team was ready to go home, Landry insured Conrad they could finish the war without him. This was his last chance to go home. Conrad arrived in the uniform he arrived in seven months ago. Sam saw him and grabbed him by the collar. "I forgot how irresistible you are in this thing.". Conrad whispered in her ear. "Wait 'til you see what else I got over the months.". Sam left a slight shivering moan in his ear. But before things got weird they stood away and greeted everyone. The two Sam's shook hands. But the one Sam then asked the other. "How did you put up with Conrad?". Sam shrugged. "I have no idea.".
As they said their final goodbyes, they walked through the gate. Thanks to the black hole, they got home.
Conrad, with a smile said one thing.
"It's good to be home.".