Season 4 Episode 7:
(As the SGC tries to figure out why Conrad is unconscious, Conrad faces a trial to regain his body, to his bad luck, he is trapped in a musical.).
(All the lyrics of these songs belong to the singers and writers. None of it belongs to me.).
Conrad finds himself in a bed, lights off, and curtains closed, he sat up and looked around, he heard a soft sigh from his side, looking to his side, he saw SAM. She was now wrapping an arm around his leg. "Babe? Are you okay?" she asked. Conrad, playing along nodded. "I am fine." He kissed the top of her head and got up. He was NAKED. 'Shit!' he mouthed. He turned around and saw Sam was NAKED too. He then had the worst thought. He got dressed and then found a badge and GUN in his desk drawer. But the badge said SGC, which confused him, until he read at the bottom, Secret Government Custodians. So he was a body guard for politics.
Sam got up all dressed and wrapped her arms around his waist. "Thanks for last night, I really needed it." She said. Conrad then held her hand. "Your welcome.". She left and he sat down. He found a computer on his desk so he got to work. Somehow he remembered the password! He then went to SGC Records.
SGC: Secret Government Custodians, a Federal Agency created by Black Op soldier General Jack O'Neill, they are specialized in the protection of Politicians and High-class clients.
He also saw he was one of the leading agents. He also saw his father Apophis was the Governor of Colorado. But what shocked him is that the Goa'uld was a Political party! And his rival was Jacob Carter! Who was a member of the Tok'ra party!
"What the fuck?" he asked himself. Then he saw a 011 standing next to him. "Hello Conrad.". Conrad stood up. "You did this to me?" he asked. 011 nodded. "Hey, I am actually dead, you weren't at my funeral because you were fighting the Ori.". Conrad nodded. "So this payback?" he asked. 011 shook his head. "No, I am just here to say, you have made a lot of trouble, if you wish to live, you must complete this trial.". Conrad was confused. "Trial? What? Oh no, please tell me this isn't a musical." He begged. 011 smirked. "This is a musical.". Conrad sat down. "I am not singing. I haven't sang sense I was like seven.".
011 nodded. "But, that doesn't mean you shouldn't try. Here are the rules, you die in here, you die out there, you don't complete or fail, you die, if you forfeit, you die, if you succeed, you live.". Conrad sighed. "What's the plot?" he asked. 011 then said. "There isn't one, this is all built in your imagination.".
011 disappeared and Conrad sighed. He went to his closet and found a suit. He dressed in it and fixed his tie. "Why do I look like James Bond?". He left his home and found his car. It was a fricken' 1992 Nissan GT-R R32 Skyline!
Conrad got in and drove, to his office. He got there and parked at the spot marked with his name. Getting out he walked to the elavator and went up. His desk was fancy and all, but he didn't now what to do. So he sat there. He was sitting there until he was called for. Getting up he walked to Jack's office.
Jack sat in his chair. "Your old man is making a speech, you are on his protective detail.". Conrad nodded and got his keys, gun and badge. He was at the meeting point bright and early. His father was in a fucking tuxedo! He greeted his father. "Dad, how are you?" he asked. Apophis shook his son's hand. "I feel good, I can feel a re-election.". Conrad chuckled. "How many times would it be then?" he asked. Apophis boasted with a smirk. "Third.". Conrad laughed. "Well then, let's see if you actually make it.".
Apophis then made his speech and Conrad had to admit, it sounded good. But then he spotted on a building a blur, he then saw a laser pointer. Conrad jumped and pushed Apophis out of the way. The shot rigging the voting poster. Conrad took his sidearm out and covered his father. "Fan out!" he ordered the others. The agents did. Conrad then tried to use his X-ray vision but it didn't work.
His powers doesn't work.
After the fiasco his father sat next to him. "Thanks, if it wasn't for you, I would be cremated." He teased. Conrad smiled. "Anytime pops.". Apophis then nudged his son. "How is the girl, dating my rival's little girl?" he asked. Conrad shrugged. "So far, all good.". Apophis nodded. "Care for a drink after your shift?" he asked. Conrad nodded. "Why not." He didn't speak to his dad in a while so he wouldn't mind.
He was now walking to his car, but then he felt an arm around his wrist. He stopped and turned around. "Jessica?" he asked. Jessica was also a blonde but with brown eyes and a more thinner body built. "Can we talk?" she asked. Conrad stopped. "You got a minute." He said. Jessica then jumped right in. "I want you back." She said.
Conrad laughed. "Yeah? Remind me why we split?" he asked. Jessica sighed. "I was insecure and clingy." She said. Conrad couldn't hold his laughter in. "And I didn't like it.". Jessica then sighed. "Listen." She clapped her hands and a group of girls surrounded him.
Jessica then pulled out a radio and turned it on.
(This song's name is Girlfriend by Avril Lavigne.)
Girlfriend:
Hey, hey, you, you
I don't like your girlfriend
No way, no way
I think you need a new one
Hey, hey, you, you
I could be your girlfriend
Hey, hey, you, you
I know that you like me
No way, no way
No, it's not a secret
Hey, hey, you, you
I want to be your girlfriend
You're so fine, I want you mine, you're so delicious
I think about you all the time, you're so addictive
Don't you know what I can do to make you feel all right?
Don't pretend, I think you know I'm damn precious
And hell yeah, I'm the motherfucking princess
I can tell you like me too, and you know I'm right
She's like, so whatever
You can do so much better
I think we should get together now
And that's what everyone's talking about
Hey, hey, you, you
I don't like your girlfriend
No way, no way
I think you need a new one
Hey, hey, you, you
I could be your girlfriend
Hey, hey, you, you
I know that you like me
No way, no way
No, it's not a secret
Hey, hey, you, you
I want to be your girlfriend
I can see the way, I see the way you look at me
And even when you look away, I know you think of me
I know you talk about me all the time, again and again
So come over here and tell me what I wanna hear
Better yet, make your girlfriend disappear
I don't wanna hear you say her name ever again
And again, and again, and again, 'cause
She's like, so whatever
And you can do so much better
I think we should get together now
And that's what everyone's talking about
Hey, hey, you, you
I don't like your girlfriend
No way, no way
I think you need a new one
Hey, hey, you, you
I could be your girlfriend
Hey, hey, you, you
I know that you like me
No way, no way
No, it's not a secret
Hey, hey, you, you
I want to be your girlfriend
In a second you'll be wrapped around my finger
'Cause I can, 'cause I can do it better
There's no other, so when's it gonna sink in
She's so stupid, what the hell were you thinking?
In a second you'll be wrapped around my finger
'Cause I can, 'cause I can do it better
There's no other, so when's it gonna sink in
She's so stupid, what the hell were you thinking?
Hey, hey, you, you
I don't like your girlfriend
No way, no way
I think you need a new one
Hey, hey, you, you
I could be your girlfriend
No way, no way
Hey, hey, you, you
I know that you like me
No way, no way
No, it's not a secret
Hey, hey, you, you
I want to be your girlfriend
No way, no way
Hey, hey, you, you
I don't like your girlfriend
No way, no way
I think you need a new one
Hey, hey, you, you
I could be your girlfriend
No way, no way
Hey, hey, you, you
I know that you like me
No way, no way
No, it's not a secret
Hey, hey, you, you
I want to be your girlfriend
No way, no way, hey, hey
Conrad was by now shook up and is covered by hands thanks to all these women. He breathed and then spoke. "No.". Getting in his car he drove as fast as the speed limit aloud him to go. He got to the office and was panicking. "I really need to get used to musicals.". He actually like musicals, his favourite one is The Sound of Music. He got out and walked into the office and then he arrived at his desk. He sat down and there was a present. Picking it up he opened it and what was inside made him chuckle. It was a bracelet.
On it was written: Conrad Sam= forever. He smiled. Jack then stood un front of him. "What is it?" he asked. Conrad looked at his boss. "Oh, just my girl giving me a gift." He slipped it on. "Looks nice." He said. Jack nodded. "Shift's over.".
Conrad grabbed his things and drove to the bar. He met with his father who was speaking with other people who Conrad recognized as System Lords. Apophis saw him. "Conrad son, get over here, meet my fellow Governors, Yu you know.". Conrad shook hands with him. "Nice seeing you again.". Apophis introduced the others. "Ba'al from California, Ares from Nebraska, Anubis from Kansas and Hathor from Nevada.". Conrad greeted them all feeling quite strange.
"So, this is the young man who saved your life?" asked Hathor while holding her martini. Apophis patted his son on the shoulder. "My son, and saviour.". Ba'al this placed his whiskey glass down. "I wouldn't mind hiring him then for when I make my next speech.". Conrad crossed his arms. "Business is Business.". Ba'al nodded. "Sure is."
Conrad then received a call. He was told to leave. He did and went outside. A man with a gun the met with him. "By boss wishes to see you.". Conrad was then thrown in a van. Blind folded and drugged. When he woke up he was tied to a chair. In front of him sat PETE SHANAHAN. Conrad scoffed. "This isn't what I expected.".
A voice then came from behind. "No, it isn't.". Conrad chuckled. "Jacob Carter, running for Governor.". Jacob sat down. "Yes. The Tok'ra party never won because their previous candidates were all cowards. I am gonna change it." He said. Conrad shrugged. "What? Lethal up?" he asked. Jacob then held a knife to Conrad's throat. "This man in front of you, he will be better then you, he will be my daughter's future love.". Conrad raised an eyebrow. "All this because my dad is a Goa'uld?" he asked. Jacob nodded. "Yes.". Conrad shrugged. "Listen, I don't give a rat's ass if you don't like me or not, I am dating your daughter, if you want me to walk away? You have to kill me.".
Jacob smirked. "I admire your courage, but there is a time to be a smartass.". Conrad was drugged again and was left on his front porch with a beer in his hand on his chair. He woke up. "Jeez, who knew Jacob could be a psycho.". He got up and opened his door, when he was inside he saw Sam on his couch. "Hey handsome.".
Conrad smiled. "Hey, thanks for the gift. I really love it." He said showing the bracelet. Sam got up and wrapped her arms around his neck. "Glad you like it." She placed a peck on his lips. He then pulled her in for a 5 star kiss. She gave in easily. "Oh and uhmm, your ex stopped by." She said. Conrad sighed. "Again?". Sam smirked. "I told her off." She said. Conrad smiled. "That's one of the most attractive things of you." He said. She kissed him for a second. "Hey uhmm, your dad doesn't really like me does he?" he asked. Sam groaned. "Screw him, I am not dating that Shanahan dweeb.". Conrad smiled. "Good, because I am not going back to my ex. Ever." he slightly purred with the last word. Sam shuddered with that. "You know how to turn me on. Take me now." She said all dramatic.
Conrad hesitates. "How about we just make out tonight, I am not in the mood." He said. Sam smiled. "Works for me.". So they made out for like twenty minutes. Sam then had to leave. When she left, Conrad dropped on the couch, he had to escape. He has to escape this musical. "The fuck am I doing?" he asked himself. He got up and went for bed, falling asleep instantly.
The next morning he got up and drove for work. At the office everyone was at the Flat-screen. Conrad made it to the front of everyone. The news was showing that the Governor's escort was attacked and the Governor was in the hospital. "No." Conrad said.
Within minutes he was at the hospital. Apophis was badly wounded. He sat there and looked at his old man. Apophis woke up and looked at his son. "Conrad?" he asked. Conrad nodded. "Who did this?" he asked. Apophis yawned. "I don't know.". Conrad touched his old man's arm. "Doc said you are doing okay.". Apophis then gave a look that means one thing. 'You fucken liar.' kind of look. Conrad sighed. "It's bad.".
Apophis then smiled lightly. "Be strong, you need it.". Conrad watched as his old man fell asleep. Conrad got up and left a note for the nurse saying: 'Help him the best you can.'.
Conrad was in his house, he opened a save filled with guns and ammo and vests. Conrad took all the deadly ones he had.
In an ally, a man was walking. He was doing his own thing. But Conrad pounced him, forcing him on the floor. "Who did this to the Governor?!" he demanded. The man shouted. "Congressman Jacob Carter hired us!" he said. Conrad then wanted more answers. "How much?". The man answered. "10 000 dollars in check!". Conrad got up and said one last thing. "If you tell anyone, I will kill you.". He vanished into the shadows.
The next day he was walking from the park. He was then pinned down by Pete. "Leave Sam or I will kill the old man!". Conrad then shoved Pete against a tree. "You targeted my old man!" he accused. Pete nodded. "Yes.". Conrad then took a knife and stabbed him in the gut. Leaving Pete to bleed. He called the agency to pet them know he found the assassin and walked away as agents took Pete away.
Now the agency was celebrating. Conrad was happy that he solved it, but why was he still here? Conrad's suspicious was answered when he received a phone call. "Hello." He said. Sam was on the other end of the line. "Conrad, we need to talk, it's urgent.".
Meanwhile, outside, Fraiser couldn't figure out why Conrad was unconscious. Sam, Apophis were both at Conrad's side. Jack was sitting at Conrad's feet. Hammond was sitting on a chair as well.
Back inside:
Conrad met with Sam in a warehouse, which Conrad found weird. "Sam, something wrong?" he asked. Sam was in tears. "I am pregnant." She said. Conrad, registering what she said, smiled. "But, that's great." He hugged her. Sam smiled. "It's yours but, what about your dad and my dad?" she asked. Conrad cupped her face. "Sam, my dad doesn't care that I am dating you, so what your dad doesn't like me, I am here for you, and the kid." He assured. Sam wasn't convinced. "I don't want to ruin things with your father. I am sorry but I am getting rid of it." She said. Walking away.
Conrad then tried to stop her. "Wait!". He side. "Fuck it." He said. He started singing.
(Rewrite the Stars from Greatest Showman.).
Conrad started singing his part.
You know I want you
It's not a secret I try to hide
I know you want me
So don't keep sayin' our hands are tied
You claim it's not in the cards
And fate is pullin' you miles away
And out of reach from me
But you're here in my heart
So who can stop me if I decide
That you're my destiny?
What if we rewrite the stars?
Say you were made to be mine
Nothing could keep us apart
You'd be the one I was meant to find
It's up to you, and it's up to me
No one can say what we get to be
So why don't we rewrite the stars?
Maybe the world could be ours
Tonight
Sam turned to face him and sang her part.
You think it's easy
You think I don't wanna run to you
But there are mountains
And there are doors that we can't walk through
I know you're wondering why because we're able to be
Just you and me within these walls
But when we go outside, you're gonna wake up and see
That it was hopeless after all
No one can rewrite the stars
How can you say you'll be mine?
Everything keeps us apart
And I'm not the one you were meant to find
It's not up to you
It's not up to me
When everyone tells us what we can be
How can we rewrite the stars?
Say that the world can be ours
Tonight
They both sang together.
All I want is to fly with you
All I want is to fall with you
So just give me all of you
It feels impossible
It's not impossible
Is it impossible?
Say that it's possible
How do we rewrite the stars?
Say you were made to be mine?
Nothing can keep us apart
'Cause you are the one I was meant to find
It's up to you
And it's up to me
No one can say what we get to be
And why don't we rewrite the stars?
Changing the world to be ours
Sam sang the last part.
You know I want you
It's not a secret I try to hide
But I can't have you
We're bound to break and my hands are tied
Conrad whispered in her ear. "Let me break those ties.". Then an applause from behind scared them both. It was Jacob. "Well, isn't this romantic, two lovers singing their feelings because the woman is pregnant, I am disappointed in you Sam.". Conrad stood in front of her protectively. "You don't have anything to say here." He said.
Jacob nodded. "No I don't." he then shot Conrad in the gut. Conrad fell to the floor.
But in the real world, Conrad was going into cardiac arrest. Fraiser got to work, Sam panicked.
Inside Conrad's head, he felt the blood. Sam was standing over him. "I am sorry." She said. Conrad grunted. "It's not your fault, I love you." He kisses her. She did the same. Then all went white.
Conrad was stable, Fraiser managed to help him for now. Sam was nervous. Jack was standing next to her. Sam spoke. "What if he acts up again?" she asked. Jack held her. "Hey, he will be fine, I promised him that I will protect you remember.".
But before Jack could say something else, Conrad spoke: "Well Jack, you can tell her to turn that frown upside down, because look who is back in town!". Sam sighed and hugged him. "Don't scare me like that again." She said. Conrad nodded. "No promises.".
(What did you think? To short? To confusing?).