Cure Dream: Have A Nice Day!
Serenity: Yeah, But In Season 2, He Tried But He Still Fucks Up...
Cure Dream: He Seems To Cause More Problems When He's Not Antagonistic...
Serenity: Yeah!
(Shang Tsung: Kombatants, the next match will now begin!)
Kaede: I'm Going Away Now
*Scorpion (voiced by Patrick Seitz) erupts from hellfire, landing down before doing a sword kata, impressing all parties, including the monks, who aplaud*
Cure Dream: *Gasps* It's That Guy...
(Shang Tsung: Scorpion! Specter of the Netherrealm! Resurrected by the sorcerer Quan Chi! Who among you is worthy of this challenge?)
Kaede: He's Like "Umm... Hi Guys."
Serenity: When You're Dressed Like That... You Have To Eventually Realize That You Look Like An Idiot.
(Scorpion: Where is the Lin Kuei Sub-Zero? He killed my family and clan. I will have his head!)
Serenity: *Mimicking Scorpion's Voice* That's My Entire Storyline, By The Way!
*Raiden walks up to the guard, AKA Kung Lao*
(Raiden: I know it is you, Kung Lao. The Shaolin monks chose Liu Kang to represent your order in this tournament.)
(Kung Lao: I am Liu Kang s equal!)
(Raiden: That remains to be seen)
(Kung Lao: Watch and see.)
*Kung Lao ditches his gear and disguise*
Kaede: I Really Don't Know What These Masks Are Supposed To Be.
(Kung Lao: I accept the challenge!)
(Liu Kang: Kung Lao?)
Cure Dream: It's Just Some Dumb Carry Over From Season 1
*Kung Lao drops the garb, and swipes his razor rimmed hat*
Serenity: Yeah
(Kung Lao: Never mind the Lin Kuei. Now you face a Shaolin)
Kaede: OH YEAH, Ok...
(Scorpion: You will regret your impulsiveness.)
Cure Dream: Yeah, Take In Mind Season One Was Made In A Shoestring Budget, Like The Naked Female Statue Was Taken From John's Garden For Example... They're Like... They're Just Mashing Stuff Together.
*Scorpion, a skilled martial artist and assassin in his own right, not only deep sixes Kung Lao, but also destroys his pride*
Kaede: Well, Kung Lao's Dead!
*Serenity And Cure Dream Laugh*
Cure Dream: *Mimicking Kung Lao's Voice* It's Time To Show What I'm Made Of!, AGHHHH!
Serenity: I Think Duke Devlin Pointed This Out That Kung Lao's Hair, It Looks Like He Really Needs Shampoo, Like Desperately..
(Scorpion: You are not yet a warrior.)
*The others are awestruck, well, sans Liu Kang*
(Liu Kang: Kung Lao!)
*The smarter monk runs up to check on his more impulsive comrade, who is still concious*
(Raiden: Listen when your elders speak! You could not win this fight.)
Kaede: Yeah...
Cure Dream: I Think He Needs A Few Things At The Minute
Serenity: Yeah, He's OK!
(Scorpion looks up at the skybox)
Kaede: *Chuckles* Scorpion Is Like "I Just Broke His Fucking Ribcage!, What The Hell?"
Cure Dream: Surgery
(Scorpion: I have defeated the challenger, Shang Tsung! I demand Sub-Zero!)
*Raiden gets a vision of Scorpion tearing Subby s head off his shoulders, and Barbatos corrupting him into Noob Saibot*
Kaede: Awwwww
Cure Dream: This Aint Gonna End Well For Sub Zero...
Serenity: Yeah, About That...
Kaede: He's Gonna Lose All His Color!
(Kojin: You ain t gettin a thing. Nightwolf!)
*Nightwolf, a shaman from the desert of Arizona (voiced by Larry Omaha) walks up*
Serenity: Oh, I'm Here By The Way...
(Nightwolf: Your aggression is misplaced.)
Serenity: Is That Khameleon In The Back There?!... Like The Female One?
(Scorpion: What do you know of my past?)
(Nightwolf: You are not the only one whose people have been victimized. But I have found new purpose in serving the spirits. I do not cling to the past.)
Kaede: That's What I Was Wondering Yeah!...
Cure Dream: Oh, Yeah!...
Kaede: So Maybe The Other Gray Male Ninja Is Chameleon As Well?
Serenity: For Some Reason He Never Had The Season Two- Well... In The Darkening He Did, Yeah
(Scorpion: You no longer seek retribution? You dishonor your kind. I will honor the memory of my fallen.)
Kaede: Well I Mean...
Cure Dream: This Is So Confusing...
Serenity: Does He Have A Little Spear At The End Of His Belt Flap?
*Scorpion, in spite of Nightwolf s words and mystic powers, utterly defeat him*
Kaede: It's Not Supposed To Be Like That, But It Does Look That Way!
Cure Dream: God... We Get It... They Have Hellraisers
Serenity: Wait, What Happened To His Mouth There?!... It Looks Like His Teeth Seperated From His Jaw There.
(Scorpion: The spirits have forsaken you, Shaman.)
(Shang Tsung: An impressive start!)
Kaede: I'm Quan Chi
*Scorpion summons hellfire from his fist*
(Scorpion: You waste my time, sorcerer!)
*Quan Chi, a former arch rival of John, before Shinnok informed him of the threat Barbatos causes to all of existance (voiced by Ron Banks), holds out his hand*
(Quan Chi: Restraint, Scorpion.)
Cure Dream: It's Weirding Me Out, Seeing Those Characters In Season 1 Of Horror Brawl
Serenity: Yeah...
(Shang Tsung: You will fight Sub-Zero soon enough.)
Kaede: Well, This Isn't Season One Of Horror Brawl... I Don't Know If You Know That, But...
*They leave, as the revenant looks down, crestfallen*
Cure Dream: They Didn't Alter The Timeline, I Mean, They Were Already There Before The Timeline Started Divulging, Y'Know...
(Raiden: Scorpion, I understand your desire for revenge. But Nightwolf is righ. There are other ways in which you may find peace.)
Serenity: Yeah, Quan Chi Showed Up Before Horror Brawl Even Happened Now That I Think About It.
Cure Dream: Yeah, I Know That But.
(Scorpion: Sub-Zero deserves death.)
Cure Dream: The Timeline Started Changing As Soon As He Got His First Vision And They Were Already There...
(Raiden: Defeat Sub-Zero if you must, but do not kill him. I fear his death will give rise to a more treacherous foe.)
Kaede: Meh... But Who Played Quan Chi In The Movie?
(Scorpion: I will have my revenge!)
Serenity: In The Movie?...
Cure Dream: He Wasn't In The Movie
(Raiden: Spare Sub-Zero s life and I will request that the Elder Gods return the Shirai Ryu to the realm of mortals.)
Kaede: Nope, That Was A Joke, Sorry...
Serenity: I Had A Feeling About That Because There Was So Much Media...
(Scorpion gives this idea some thought and wordlessly nods, which Raiden returns before they head off)
Cure Dream: Mmmm... We Both Have White Eyes
Serenity: It's Funny Because John Slaps That On Random Characters Later On, Like Broly Has Them But I Don't Know Why...
It later starts to pour, as King is trying to start a conversation with Kitana (voiced by Kari Whalgren) and Jade (voiced by Mela Lee), while John and the others are talking, however, two individuals stood out, Cyrax (voiced by Ike Amandi) and Sektor (Voiced by Dave B. Mitchell)
Cure Dream: Friggin Rip Off Of Street Fighter, Bison And Other Characters Like That Have No Pupils..
(Cyrax: I understand there are benefits to the Grand Master s plan, but his plan goes against Lin Kuei principles.)
Kaede: I Like How King Is Having A Conversation With Kitana And Jade...
(Sektor: We are Lin Kuei, Cyrax. We will obey the Grand Master s commands)
Kaede: ...It's Like They Have A Lot To Talk About.
(Cyrax: It means giving up our free will Our souls. It will turn us into-)
Serenity: *Mimicking King's Voice* So,Uh... You See Any New Movies?.
*Scorpion lumbers up, and death glares at Sektor*
(Sektor: Scorpion )
Kaede: Is That Cyrax?... Oh That's Both Of Them, OK...
(Cyrax: Your inferior clan is dead. Soon you will join them)
(Scorpion: My clan may walk the Earth once more.)
Cure Dream: I Really Like That John Did, Uh...
*Cyrax shoves him, forcing Scorpion to enter his Hapkido stance as Shang Tsung, Quan Chi and Kojin happens by*
(Shang Tsung: A challenge! Scorpion vs Cyrax and Sektor)
Cure Dream: ...Alternate Forms And How They Had Slightly Modified Moves,
(Cyrax: Your obsession with Sub-Zero ends here.)
Serenity: I Like How Shang Tsung Is In The Background As He's Like "Just So You Know, The Match Up Is..."
*The 3 duke it out, Lin Kuei vs Shirai Ryu, a rivalry that has spanned decades, however, after easily putting Cyrax out of commission with a few swift moves, the yellow clad wraith teleports underneath some flames and re-appears behind Sektor, punching him in the groin before punching him again in the side of his face, breaking his skull and knocking him down. He walks over and tramples on his chest, cracking and breaking his ribs*
Serenity: He's Like The Guy From "Brock Lesnar's Eat, Sleep, Conquer, Repeat" As He Is Like "1P Is Scorpion And 2P Is Cyrax!"
Kaede: So They Actually Retained Their Moves, Despite Not Being Robots, Right?
(Scorpion: I will have my revenge, but I will not kill Sub-Zero)
Cure Dream: Yes... The Animations Are Modified
*Scorpion turns around and sees the blue clad mercenary walk up*
(Sub-Zero: Will not? Or cannot?)
Cure Dream: That's Why You Don't See Their Chests Opening Up.
*He walks up, as Raiden watches, while Quan Chi grimices, knowing something isn t right (and for once, it wasn t John s body oder)*
Cure Dream: That Was Quite The Effort, But It Was Neat... I Think They're On Different Tier List As Well...
(Scorpion: The Shirai Ryu are dead and in the Dark Multiverse. You will suffer as they did.)
(Sub-Zero: To hell with your clan.)
(Scorpion: No To Hell with you!)
Kaede: Ah, Goodbye..
*Scorpion tackles him and knocks him to the Dark Multiverse s version of the Netherrealm, where The Merceless is watching, eager to beguile him to Barbatos cause*
Serenity: Ah Shit, That Was A Good Comeback!
Cure Dream: Welcome To Horror Brawl Season 3!
(Sub-Zero: The Dark Multiverse.)
Serenity: ...Or Ultimate Horror Brawl Season 3
(Scorpion: This was where I was reborn. This is where you will pay!)
Cure Dream: I'm So Amazed How They Took The Direction Of Scorpion In Bloodlines.. That Was Actually Kind Of Decent And Respectable...
*Scorpion, unleashing the pent up rage of the entire tornament, utterly destroys the elder Sub Zero*
Cure Dream: But, We'll Save When We Get To That.
Serenity: He Wasn't A Character I Thought Was Still Just, Uh...
(Scorpion: I have avenged my family and clan.)
Serenity: ...A Bored 13 Year Old In High School, Scribbled Into A Notebook
*Scorpion is about to leave when The Merceless walks up*
(The Merciless: This is your retribution? Scorpion. Kill him in the name of Lord Barbatos.)
Cure Dream: I Thought He Was OK, In Bloodlines...
Cure Dream: He's Kind Of Calmed Down, A Bit... He Wasn't Like... "I'll Burn You In Hell Fire!"
(Scorpion: I I will not. He has been beaten.)
Cure Dream: When... When he was unmasked he Was quite like it wasn't like "I'm too badass!" it's like now he's just a normal guy and he's nice As realize he fucked up I like that...
(The Merciless: Have you forgotten?)
*He creates a dark energy projection of the massacre at the Fire Garden*
Serenity: he's got problems
Cure Dream: yeah but it's not like all emo about it...
(Scorpion: What is this?)
*They continue*
Kaede: I couldn't get over his voice In That Game...
Serenity: I Don't Quite remember It, But I'll Have A Refresher After This...
Cure Dream: its distorted when he's Undead and then when he's unmasked just a normal voice
Kaede: yeah yeah... I just mean't like the guy who voices them because it's fucking TJ Combo and like 20 other things that I know Him from
Cure Dream: Oh is it?... I Didn't Really Know That!
Kaede: yeah
Cure Dream: Holy shit...
Serenity: well I think He's Shao Khan in this game
Kaede: Really?
Serenity: yeah Because bob from Tekken shares the credit and that is that guy
(Scorpion: No )
*Bi-Han comes too, seeing the vision as well*
Cure Dream: Jesus I Need to look this up
(The Merciless: Your clan, your family.)
Serenity: *Mimicking The Merciless' Voice* Your family in storyboard form...
Cure Dream: these are the storyboards for things we couldn't animate
Kaede: Is This, Shadow Warrior?, What The Fuck Is This?..
Serenity: it's like they sort of know stuff about Asian culture now, Not Much, but...
Cure Dream: it's a Chinese ninja
*He sees his betrothed, Harumi, and his young son, Satoshi, killed in cold blood*
Serenity: Oh, Well, I thought he was going to NOT kill Her
(Scorpion: No!)
Kaede: I brought you this cool sword!
(Bi-Han: That is not me!)
Serenity: like I told you For probably the 50th Time!
*Scorpion covers his entire body with hellfire and lunges towards his clan s killer, barreling through his midsection in a spray of gore, leaving only his spine intact. As he looks at his wounds and exposed spine in shock, Scorpion unsheathes his sword and decapitates Bi-Han, then kicks his head into the air and fires his spear toward it, piercing through the forcibly opened mouth.*
Serenity: OH, RIGHT... This!
Kaede: *Loses It And Laughs* Oh My God!... I Like How John Did That!... *Catches Her Breath* That's Amazing!
Serenity: There's like with the mask And He takes it off and he's just a skull, like... Does he just have skin on the mask?
Kaede: That's A Good Question...
*Back at the throne room, Scorpion solemnly shows the severed head of his rival, now chared*
Kaede: Awww... I'm So Sad!
Cure Dream: Here Is Sub-Zero now Plain Zero!
(Cage: Ouch.)
Kaede: Now a skeleton... Wait, That's Not How The Scene Went...
Serenity: I did it... There you go
Kaede: I glued all those bones back together just so I can hold it like this and then So I probably Won't Break It
*He drops the skull, and it crumbles into bonedust before roaring in despair*
Serenity: Anyways, See Ya!
*Kaede Laughs*
Kaede: They Were All Like "Well..."
(Raiden: Despite my efforts, my vision has come to pass. An unfortunate end. He once defended Earthrealm from the Netherealm armies of Shinnok and Quan Chi.)
Serenity: and nobody just came up to him and was like "That's not the guy you're looking for"
(Cyrax: Scorpion will pay for this!)
(Raiden: Sub-Zero s fate is his own doing.)
(Cyrax: His own doing?)
Cure Dream:I never knew Bob is Scorpion I did not know that and I don't know how I didn't know that
(Raiden: The Lin Kuei have a history of making ruinous choices.)
*Cyrax huffs off*
(Raiden: Such as the Cyber Initiative)
Kaede: Oh, Right... Bob's Voice! Shit... I keep forgetting that
(Cyrax: I am among those speaking out against the Grand Master s plan. Surgically transforming the Lin Kuei into glorified robots? It kills our intuition. Our insticts.)
Cure Dream: it's also the English dub of Hugo
(Raiden: Did you speak out against Barbatos coercing the Lin Kuei s participation in this tournament?)
Serenity: I Like How Cyrax Is explaining what the Lin Kuei did to turn themselves Into Cyborgs, He Also has this tinge of Like "Now I'm realizing how stupid that sounds!"
(Cyrax: We were invited by Shang Tsung.)
(Raiden: He pays you to kill those associated with Batman. Betraying your own realm? I expect better. Even from an assassin.)
(Cyrax: My loyalty is to the Grand Master.)
*As Cyrax huffs of, Ben chirps up*
(Ben: Victory for Barbatos means the end of the Multiverse. And the Lin Kuei.)
Serenity: So Suck On That!
*Cyrax just keeps going, as he sighs, while Devastator and Drowned make their move*
Serenity: Uh... See Ya Later!
Cure Dream: I don't want to be a robot!
*Kaede Mimicks Devestator's Laugh*
Serenity: AGAIN, The Evil Batman Forms Are Just There!
Kaede: *Mimicking Devestator's Voice* I'm Devestato- OK, Bye!